The Last Great Infomercial (2005)

Actors

• Jordan Jay Adams (actor)
• Mark Bedell (actor)
• Ron Darling (actor)
• David Doerre (actor)
• Mike Lynn (actor)
• Mike Lynn (actor)
• Rob O'Malley (actor)
• Spencer Rochfort (actor)
• Michael Villani (actor)
• Cherise Bangs (actress)
• Brandi Michelle Bourgon (actress)
• Shea Broom (actress)
• Shea Broom (actress)
• Lynda Elkin (actress)
• Kira Gurnée (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

The Wild Guys (2004)

Actors

• Jackson Davies (actor)
• Henry Mah (actor)
• Hrothgar Mathews (actor)
• Lochlyn Munro (actor)
• Brent Stait (actor)
• Kenneth Welsh (actor)
• Glynis Davies (actress)
• Stacy Grant (actress)
• Ellie Harvie (actress)
• Camille Mitchell (actress)
• Kara Frederick (producer)
• Kate Frederick (producer)
• Robert Frederick (producer)
• Jonathan Goodwill (producer)
• Michael Adamthwaite (actor)

Genres

Taglines:

Men Never Get Lost, They Just Go In A Different Direction.

Big Brother Trouble (2000)

Actors

• Christopher Barlow (actor)
• Michael Beardsley (actor)
• E.E. Bell (actor)
• Ross Burton (actor)
• Leif Casagrande (actor)
• Dwayne Costello (actor)
• Adam Elgin (actor)
• Ben Erhardt (actor)
• Derek Frias (actor)
• Stephen Friday (actor)
• Jamar Gant (actor)
• Ben Gillespie (actor)
• James Glaeser (actor)
• Eric Ian Goldberg (actor)
• Michael Albala (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Romance
• Sport

Horror Story (1997)

Actors

• Arthur Bridgers (actor)
• Lou Criscuolo (actor)
• Michael Criscuolo (actor)
• Anthony Hemingway (actor)
• Pat Hingle (actor)
• Chuck Kinlaw (actor)
• J. Patrick Lawlor (actor)
• Michael Lynch (actor)
• Trenton McDevitt (actor)
• Mick McGovern (actor)
• William Neely (actor)
• Josh Nudge (actor)
• Richard K. Olsen (actor)
• Tony Pender (actor)
• Frank J. Aard (actor)

Genres

• Thriller

Night of the Dribbler (1990)

Actors

• Shawn Als (actor)
• Ikkee Battle (actor)
• Roland Becker (actor)
• Michael Burns (actor)
• Gregory Calpakis (actor)
• James Connally (actor)
• Mark Cummins (actor)
• Corey Elias (actor)
• Claude Genest (actor)
• Alberto Guevara (actor)
• Archie Herbert (actor)
• Sherwood Kendall (actor)
• Patrick Kerton (actor)
• Greg LaFontant (actor)
• Van Abrahams (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Peking Encounter (1981)

Actors

• Mason Adams (actor)
• Shi Yong (actor)
• Diana Canova (actress)
• Joan Chen (actress)
• June Lockhart (actress)
• Gordon Cassidy (producer)
• Rob Word (producer)
• E.W. Swackhamer (director)
• Norman Gay (editor)
• Robin Squibb (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Drama

Flash and the Firecat (1976)

Actors

• Newell Alexander (actor)
• Henry Bauer (actor)
• Philip Bruns (actor)
• Owen Bush (actor)
• Roger Davis (actor)
• George 'Buck' Flower (actor)
• Brent Holden (actor)
• Richard Kiel (actor)
• Daniel Morrow (actor)
• Walley Pauley (actor)
• Ben Sebastian (actor)
• Tracy Sebastian (actor)
• Charles A. Tamburro (actor)
• Dub Taylor (actor)
• Link Wyler (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Crime

Taglines:

They're real good at two things ... one is stealing money.
Drivin' 600 Pounds of Tubed-Frame Dynamite
They'll do anything for kicks!

They Might Be Giants (1971)

Actors

• Paul Benedict (actor)
• Ted Beniades (actor)
• Tony Capodilupo (actor)
• Ralph Clanton (actor)
• Oliver Clark (actor)
• Staats Cotsworth (actor)
• Matthew Cowles (actor)
• Jack Gilford (actor)
• Al Lewis (actor)
• John McCurry (actor)
• Michael McGuire (actor)
• Worthington Miner (actor)
• Lester Rawlins (actor)
• Eugene Roche (actor)
• F. Murray Abraham (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Mystery
• Romance

Taglines:

When they reach out for each other... they touch every heart... with warmth, charm and laughter!

Quotes:

Justin Playfair: Dear friends, would those of you who know what this is all about please raise your hands? I think if God is dead he laughed himself to death. Because, you see, we live in Eden. Genesis has got it all wrong. We never left the Garden. Look about you. This is paradise. It's hard to find, I, I'll grant you, but it is here. Under our feet, beneath the surface, all around us is everything we want. The earth is shining under the soot. We are all fools. Ha ha. Moriarty has made fools of all of us. But together, you and I, tonight... we'll bring him down.

Justin Playfair: Just keep saying to yourself "I'm adequate."

Dr. Mildred Watson: You're just like Don Quixote. You think that everything is always something else.::Justin Playfair: Well, he had a point. 'Course he carried it a bit too far. He thought that every windmill was a giant. That's insane. But, thinking that they might be, well... All the best minds used to think the world was flat. But what if it isn't? It might be round. And bread mold might be medicine. If we never looked at things and thought of what might be, why we'd all still be out there in the tall grass with the apes.

Justin Playfair: There are no masses in Dodge City, only individuals taking responsibility for their own actions.

Justin Playfair: Watson, your first impression of a detective worker, like it?::Dr. Mildred Watson: No!::Justin Playfair: [chuckles] Good girl! I know how girls are. No means yes.::Dr. Mildred Watson: I haven't been a girl in twenty years, and when I say "no", i mean "no"!

Maud: God bless ya, Barbara Stanwyck!

Mr. Small: Will there be... danger?

Justin Playfair: If there is no Moriarty, then I am not Holmes.

The Night They Raided Minsky's (1968)

Actors

• Harry Andrews (actor)
• Jack Burns (actor)
• Henry Calvert (actor)
• Mike Elias (actor)
• Denholm Elliott (actor)
• Herbie Faye (actor)
• Stephen Fitzstephens (actor)
• Trent Gough (actor)
• Elliott Gould (actor)
• Bert Lahr (actor)
• Eddie Lawrence (actor)
• Richard Libertini (actor)
• Lester Mack (actor)
• Dexter Maitland (actor)
• Will B. Able (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Sometimes being a nice girl is too much to BARE!
If You Can't Stand The Terrific Girls (10 Count 'Em 10) There's Always The Comics
In 1925 there was this real religious girl, and by accident -- she invented the striptease. This real religious girl.

Quotes:

Jacob Schpitendavel: Louis Minsky, are thee father to the Minsky what has the theater?::Louis Minsky: Yes.::Jacob Schpitendavel: If I were thee, I would thrash thy son to within an inch of his life.::Louis Minsky: You are not me, and you may still do it.

Jacob Schpitendavel: I do not know, Louis Minsky, if we pray to the same God.::Louis Minsky: We must. Only a God who could tolerate me, could possibly tolerate you.

Jacob Schpitendavel: Louis Minsky, if you do not now go at once to prevent thy son from bringing my daughter to such ignominy, I shall, as Agnon [?] did, raise the finger of righteousness [raises index finger] to call down the wrath of heaven.::Vance Fowler: My father, an Episcopal vestryman, used this [raises pinkie finger] as the finger of righteousness.::Louis Minsky: Bah! And again, Bah! There is no finger of righteousness. This [raises pinkie and turns it in his ear] is the finger of cleanliness. This [raises ring finger] is the finger of marital bliss [points to wedding band]. This [raises index] is the finger of vengeance. This [levels middle finger toward Fowler, palm downward] is the finger of meddling in other people's lives [pokes Fowler in chest with middle finger]. And this [sticks out thumb] is the finger of transportation. It will get us a taxi to the theater. You speak with the fist of authority, gentlemen, but you do not know your fingers.

Jacob Schpitendavel: Whore! To stand thus so prideful, with thy, thy protuberances. How thou dost shame me.

Rachel: About the protuberances, papa. I think the Lord might feel different from you, since He's the one who gave me them.

Raymond Paine: Ha, ha, ha, ha, you've met a girl. Ah, Chick, my boy, when it comes to girls you have three qualities that are far worse than being short and funny-looking. You have the curse of the three D's: you are decent, devoted and dependable. Good qualities in a dog, disastrous in a man. Women like bastards.::Chick Williams: No wonder they *love* you.::Raymond Paine: Yes, I'm a BFC - Bastard First Class.

Jacob Schpitendavel: I need your help, Louis Minsky. My daughter will not be welcome in my home if she stays the night to dance upon your son's stage. There is a train in 51 minutes. You must tell your son to see she is on it.::Louis Minsky: You see this chair? Tell it to dance. See if it listens. That's how much my Billy listens to me.

Raymond Paine: The Bible?::Raymond Paine: It's a book civilians read on Sundays.

Raymond Paine: The Bible?

Clyde Filmography

• The Hag
  2011, role: actor , character name: Clyde
• Cycle
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself

Clyde Filmography

• Flicka 2
  2010, role: actor , character name: Speedy The Dog
• The Man Who Married Himself
  2010, role: actor , character name: Poodle
• Marley & Me
  2008, role: actor , character name: Adult Marley
• Dog Days
  2002, role: actor , character name: Fabian's dog