Rip Off Church (2007)

Actors

• Steve Bakken (actor)
• Dan Barnhill (actor)
• Allen Bigney (actor)
• Garrett Brawith (actor)
• Brandon Brendel (actor)
• G. Larry Butler (actor)
• Jon Butler (actor)
• Gabriel Del Castillo (actor)
• Rod Chaouqi (actor)
• Steve Charalambous (actor)
• Jason Ciok (actor)
• J. Cole (actor)
• Christopher Corbin (actor)
• Tony Cronin (actor)
• Louis Allen (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Short

Catch Me If You Can (2002)

Actors

• Jim Antonio (actor)
• Ian Aronson (actor)
• David Austin (actor)
• Mike Baldridge (actor)
• Joe Beaudin (actor)
• Alexander Bisping (actor)
• Jean-François Blanchard (actor)
• Barry Blueian (actor)
• Stan Bly (actor)
• Dominic Bond (actor)
• Phil Bowers (actor)
• Joshua Boyd (actor)
• Jonathan Brent (actor)
• James Brolin (actor)
• Frank Abagnale Jr. (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Crime
• Drama

Taglines:

The true story of a real fake.
Frank didn't go to flight school...Frank didn't go to medical school...Frank didn't go to law school...because Frank's still in high school!
Catch them this christmas
Die wahre Story einer genialen Täschung. (The true story of an ingenious deception.)

Quotes:

[repeated line]::Carl Hanratty: How'd you do it, Frank? How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?

Earl Amdursky: [while Carl is setting the trap for Frank at the Miami airport] Why won't he just take a taxi to New York or Atlanta?::Carl Hanratty: Because *I'm* not in New York. *I'm* not in Atlanta.

Frank Abagnale, Jr.: [when Carl catches up to him in the print shop in Montrichard] Carl? Carl! Merry Christmas! How is it we're always talking on Christmas, Carl? Every Christmas, I'm talking to you! [laughs]::Carl Hanratty: Put your shirt on, Frank. You're under arrest.

Frank Abagnale, Jr.: [donning a James Bond style suit and mimicking Sean Connery in the mirror] Hello, Pussy.

Carl Hanratty: Well, would you like to hear me tell a joke?::Earl Amdursky: Yeah. Yeah, we'd love to hear a joke from you.::Carl Hanratty: Knock knock.::Earl Amdursky: Who's there?::Carl Hanratty: Go fuck yourselves.

Carl Hanratty: [Frank is making one last attempt to run by impersonating a pilot once again. Carl catches up with him at Dulles Airport] How'd you do it, Frank? How'd you pass the bar in Louisiana?::Frank Abagnale, Jr.: [Frank continues to walk. Carl walks several paces behind] What are you doing here?::Carl Hanratty: Listen...::Frank Abagnale, Jr.: I'm sorry I put you through all this.::Carl Hanratty: You go back to Europe, you're gonna die in Perpignan Prison. You try to run here in the States, we'll send you back to Atlanta for 50 years.::Frank Abagnale, Jr.: I know that.::Carl Hanratty: I spent four years trying to arrange your release. Had to convince my bosses at the FBI and the Attorney General of the United States you wouldn't run.::Frank Abagnale, Jr.: Why'd you do it?::Carl Hanratty: You're just a kid.::Frank Abagnale, Jr.: I'm not your kid. You said you were going to Chicago.::Carl Hanratty: My daughter can't see me this weekend. She's going skiing.::Frank Abagnale, Jr.: You said she was four years old. You're lying.::Carl Hanratty: She was four when I left. Now she's 15. My wife's been remarried for 11 years. I see Grace every now and again.::Frank Abagnale, Jr.: I don't understand.::Carl Hanratty: Sure you do. Sometimes, it's easier living the lie. [Frank stops, Carl catches up] I'm going to let you fly tonight, Frank. I'm not even going to try to stop you. That's because I know you'll be back on Monday.::Frank Abagnale, Jr.: Yeah? How do you know I'll come back?::Carl Hanratty: Frank, look. Nobody's chasing you.

Frank Abagnale Sr.: Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse.

Paula Abagnale: Just tell me how much he owes and I'll pay you back.::Carl Hanratty: So far, it's about 1.3 million dollars.

Roger Strong: Frank, would you like to say grace? [Long pause] Unless you're not comfortable.::Frank Abagnale, Jr.: Absolutely. Two little mice fell into a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned, but the second mouse, he struggled so hard that he eventually churned that cream into butter and he walked out. Amen.::[All say: Amen]::Carol Strong: Oh, that was beautiful. The mouse, he churned that cream into butter.

Frank Abagnale Sr.: You know why the Yankees always win, Frank?::Frank Abagnale, Jr.: 'Cause they have Mickey Mantle?::Frank Abagnale Sr.: No, it's 'cause the other teams can't stop staring at those damn pinstripes.

Strong, Brenda Filmography

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• The 38th Annual Gracie Awards
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• An Engagement
  2012, role: actress , character name: Mom
• Desperate Housewives: I Guess This Is Goodbye
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Dallas Roundup Aftershow
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• 2012 Writers Guild Awards
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• The 36th Annual Gracie Awards
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Inside TNT's Dallas
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• How Shakespeare Changed My Life
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Privileged
  2010, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Carrington
• You
  2009, role: actress , character name: Paula
• I Know Things Now: Desperate Housewives Celebrates 100
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Philanthropist
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Ocean of Pearls
  2008, role: actress , character name: Mary Stewart
• The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Scandal of 1920
  2008, role: actress , character name: Beatrice Kaufman
• Frosted Pink
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• A Plumm Summer
  2007, role: actress , character name: Viv
• 13th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Desperate Housewives Special: The Juiciest Bites
  2007, role: actress , character name: Mary Alice Young
• Desperate Housewives Special: Secrets and Lies
  2007, role: actress , character name: Mary Alice Young
• Family in Hiding
  2006, role: actress , character name: Carol Peterson
• 2006 ALMA Awards
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Desperate Housewives Special: All the Juicy Details
  2006, role: actress , character name: Mary Alice Young
• 12th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Desperate Housewives Special: The More You Know, the Juicier It Gets
  2006, role: actress , character name: Mary Alice Young
• 10th Annual Prism Awards
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Work and the Glory III: A House Divided
  2006, role: actress , character name: Mary Ann Steed
• Miss America
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself - Judge
• I Love the 80's 3-D
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• 11th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself - Winner: Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
• Desperate Housewives Special: Sorting Out the Dirty Laundry
  2005, role: actress , character name: Mary Alice Young
• Desperate Housewives: Oprah Winfrey Is the New Neighbor
  2005, role: actress , character name: Mary Alice Young
• The 31st Annual People's Choice Awards
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself - Winner
• The 3rd Annual TV Land Awards
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Kid & I
  2005, role: actress , character name: Bonnie Roman
• The Work and the Glory II: American Zion
  2005, role: actress , character name: Mary Ann Steed
• Inside the Federation
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Work and the Glory
  2004, role: actress , character name: Mary Ann Steed
• Going to the Mat
  2004, role: actress , character name: Patty Newfield
• Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation
  2004, role: actress , character name: Sgt. Dede Rake
• Missing Brendan
  2003, role: actress , character name: Joyce Calden
• Exposed
  2003, role: actress , character name: Susan Andrews
• Red Dragon
  2002, role: actress , character name: Dinner Guest
• Teddy Bears' Picnic
  2002, role: actress , character name: Jackie Sloane Chevron
• Terror Tract
  2000, role: actress , character name: Dr. Helen Corey
• The Deep End of the Ocean
  1999, role: actress , character name: Ellen
• Get a Job
  1998, role: actress , character name: Psychiatrist
• Black Dog
  1998, role: actress , character name: Melanie
• Get a Job
  1998, role: actress , character name: Emily LaCrosse
• Undercurrent
  1998, role: actress , character name: Renee Rivera