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@thejoshpatten Although, let's be honest here: the first thing everyone looks at in the alumni magazine is the obituaries. -
@eringriffith Not *that* weird. House of Pain, including that goof in the Celtics jersey, are all native New Yorkers. -
@TVMoJoe My favorite characterization of Miller, per someone who worked w/ him on MNF: "He's just an asshole pooping out a thesaurus." -
@TVMoJoe I like a news net that trots out a stand-up comic who's 19 years past his sell-by date to unthread the intricacies of healthcare… -
@TVMoJoe "Welp, still ain't found shit. But we're a-lookin'!" Christ on a pogo stick. Story's over. Plane's in the ocean. Everyone's dead. -
@Schwindter Why do you insist on being such an awful midget idiot? -
@Schwindter Why are you watching that dumb show? That guy is about as funny as a pediatric oncology ward. -
@TVGMDamian@Supervenous "You may—but most likely will not—remember our client from that Daphne Zuniga VHS movie about paranormal grubs." -
My thoughts and prayers are with anyone who thinks thoughts and prayers are a magical balm against pain and suffering.
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@Supervenous I've given up on courtesy entirely. Now, when a shoddily-constructed pitch rolls in, I reply YOUR PARENTS DON'T EVEN LOVE YOU -
@david_j_roth Or louder Lawn Jarts
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Will either New York MLB franchise win a single game this season? The answer will surprise you!
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@lanyardigan Just appropriated “The Ancient Horror” for use in my own quotidian existence. Will air-footnote your mom… -
@digitalshields Well, they may be WATCHING you sleep, because there's no off switch on the thing… -
If Jeter commits a murder in every city he visits on his Farewell Tour, ESPN (eventually) will have to delete this: http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/derek-jeter …
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I hope a real bear wanders into the room and eats this goofy Frenchman: pic.twitter.com/K17wYp39AA http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/bear_bnb_paris_bear_stuffed_man …
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@adweekemma Especially since Marilyn Monroe is just a busted-up skellington by now. -
“Andrew Breitbart, rancid human oyster”
@david_j_roth on the most odious thing to hit sports media since Skip Bayless http://www.vice.com/read/the-mercy-rule-why-breitbart-sports-will-fail-i-hope … -
In a race to the bottom, Samsung and Big Poopie are neck-and-neck: http://www.adweek.com/news/technology/say-cheesy-samsung-red-sox-rope-president-promotional-selfie-156718 …
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