Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)

Actors

• David Acord (actor)
• Moni Akiwowo (actor)
• Usman Ally (actor)
• Tom Archdeacon (actor)
• Seth Ayott (actor)
• Beau Billingslea (actor)
• Benjamin P. Binswanger (actor)
• Ser'Darius Blain (actor)
• Sean Blakemore (actor)
• Jon Lee Brody (actor)
• Jeff Chase (actor)
• Max Chernov (actor)
• John Cho (actor)
• Noel Clarke (actor)
• Gerald W. Abrams (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

Beyond the darkness, lies greatness.
In our darkest hour, when our leaders have fallen, a hero will rise.
They have one chance to save us all
Earth will fall

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Nyota Uhura: We're outnumbered, outgunned...::James T. Kirk: So we come out shooting!

[from trailer]::Spock: [stuck in a volcano] We must maintain the Prime Directive...::James T. Kirk: Nobody knows the rules better than you, Spock, but sometimes exceptions have to be made!

[from trailer]::Scotty: The ship's dead, sir! She's gone!::James T. Kirk: No, she's not...

[from trailer]::Nyota Uhura: I am ready.

[from trailer]::Khan: Darkness is coming.

[from trailer]::James T. Kirk: Let's go get this son of a bitch!::[warps off]

Khan: You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace. For I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin?

[from trailer]::Khan: Mr. Spock. The mind of the Enterprise. The fearless genius who ensures a calm force of intelligence guides their every mission. But look deeper and you will see an outsider who does not belong, a man of two worlds. This tears him apart, the constant battle between what he thinks and what he feels. What does he do? Does he follow his head, embracing logic and the path of reason? Or does he follow his heart, knowing the emotions he cannot control may destroy him? I will help him decide...

[to Kirk]::Christopher Pike: Do you know what a pain you are? You think the rules don't apply to you. There's greatness in you, but there's not an ounce of humility. You think that you can't make mistakes, but there's going to come a moment when you realize you're wrong about that, and you're going to get yourself and everyone under your command killed.

James T. Kirk: Why would a Starfleet admiral ask a three-hundred-year-old frozen man for help?::Khan: Because I am better.::James T. Kirk: At what?::Khan: Everything. Alexander Marcus needed to respond to an uncivilized threat in a civilized time, and for that, he needed a warrior's mind - my mind - to design weapons and warships.::Spock: You are suggesting the Admiral violated every regulation he vowed to uphold, simply because he wanted to exploit your intellect...::Khan: He wanted to exploit my savagery! Intellect alone is useless in a fight, Mr. Spock. You, you can't even break a rule - how can you be expected to break bone? Marcus used me to design weapons. I helped him realize his vision of a militarized Starfleet. He sent you to use those weapons, to fire my torpedoes on an unsuspecting planet, and then he purposely crippled your ship in enemy space, leading to one inevitable outcome: the Klingons would come searching for whoever was responsible, and you would have no chance of escape. Marcus would finally have the war he talked about, the war he always wanted.

Star Trek (2009)

Actors

• Rico E. Anderson (actor)
• Richard Arnold (actor)
• Tad Atkinson (actor)
• Johnny Baca (actor)
• Sala Baker (actor)
• Leo Baligaya (actor)
• Eric Bana (actor)
• Corey Becker (actor)
• Matthew Beisner (actor)
• Jimmy Bennett (actor)
• Michael Berry Jr. (actor)
• Ben Binswagner (actor)
• John Blackman (actor)
• Mark Bramhall (actor)
• Gerald W. Abrams (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

The future begins.

Quotes:

James T. Kirk: [Stepping aboard the bridge as its official captain] Bones! Buckle up!

Scotty: I like this ship! You know, it's exciting!

Christopher Pike: All power to forward shields. Prepare to fire all weapons!

Sarek: Spock, you are fully capable of deciding your own destiny. The question you face is: which path will you choose? This is something only you can decide.

[Kirk drives his stepfather's Corvette toward a cliff. As he skids sideways, he jumps out before the Corvette falls off while he hangs on the edge of the cliff. The Iowa cop chasing him steps off his bike as Kirk climbs off the cliff]::Young Kirk: Is there a problem, officer?::Iowa Cop: Citizen, what is your name?::Young Kirk: My name is James Tiberius Kirk!

[from trailer #2]::Nero: The wait is over.

[from trailer #3]::Nero: I've been waiting for this day my whole life... This day of reckoning.

[as the Narada pursues Spock, he suddenly whips the ship around and heads directly for it]::Nero: What's he doing?::Spock's Ship's Computer: Ambassador Spock, you are on a collision course.::Nero: [panicking] FIRE EVERYTHING!

Nero: James T. Kirk was considered to be a great man. He went on to captain the U.S.S. Enterprise... but that was another life. A life I will deprive you of just like I did your father!

Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Dammit, man! I'm a doctor, not a physicist!

This Ain't Star Trek XXX (2009)

Actors

• Cheyne Collins (actor)
• Tony DeSergio (actor)
• Nick Manning (actor)
• Anthony Rosano (actor)
• Ero Sennin (actor)
• Evan Stone (actor)
• Codi Carmichael (actress)
• Jada Fire (actress)
• Sasha Grey (actress)
• Jenna Haze (actress)
• Aurora Snow (actress)
• Axel Braun (writer)
• Roger Krypton (writer)
• Zsa Zsa (costume designer)
• Axel Braun (director)

Genres

• Adult
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

They Boldly Go There...

Quotes:

Captain James T. Kirk: Damn it, Spock! You're half human! You have to fuck her!

Star Trek Versus Batman (2006)

Actors

• Leo Barczewski (actor)
• Daniel Boughton (actor)
• David Grant Briggs (actor)
• Dennis Crosswhite (actor)
• Jim Dougherty (actor)
• Scott Ganyo (actor)
• Robert Griffin (actor)
• Guy Lange (actor)
• Gabriel Porch (actor)
• Josh Porch (actor)
• Noah Porch (actor)
• Joshua C. Ramsey (actor)
• Gavin Rulon (actor)
• Martin Allen Stapleton (actor)
• Apollo Bacala (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Bastards of Kirk (2006)

Actors

• Erick Fournier (actor)
• Phil Hahn (actor)
• Steve Harrison (actor)
• Ayman Hassan (actor)
• Ben Hudson (actor)
• Mark Jeffries (actor)
• Geoff Kolomayz (actor)
• Logan Lubera (actor)
• Clint Maguire (actor)
• Clint Maguire (actor)
• Jeff Orchard (actor)
• Lloyd Penney (actor)
• Craig Yeung (actor)
• Bronwyn Dixon (actress)
• Erick Fournier (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Sci-Fi
• Short

Taglines:

To Boldly Bone Where No Man Has Boned Before

Quotes:

Federation Guy: Stop it Mike, you're embarrassing yourself. I could list things too, but it doesn't make me a menu.

Das Bully Spezial - Traumschiff (2002)

Actors

• Michael Herbig (actor)
• Rick Kavanian (actor)
• Rick Kavanian (actor)
• Rick Kavanian (actor)
• Bastian Pastewka (actor)
• Christian Tramitz (actor)
• Diana Herold (actress)
• Michael Herbig (producer)
• Michael Herbig (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Schattenspiele (1998)

Actors

• Jan Friesen (actor)
• Sebastian Fuchs (actor)
• Jens Hönscheid (actor)
• Ingo Müller (actor)
• Thomas Shiozawa (actor)
• Jens Hönscheid (writer)
• Philipp Scharrenberg (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Bullyparade (1997)

Actors

• Michael Herbig (actor)
• Michael Herbig (actor)
• Michael Herbig (actor)
• Michael Herbig (actor)
• Michael Herbig (actor)
• Michael Herbig (actor)
• Michael Herbig (actor)
• Michael Herbig (actor)
• Michael Herbig (actor)
• Rick Kavanian (actor)
• Rick Kavanian (actor)
• Rick Kavanian (actor)
• Rick Kavanian (actor)
• Rick Kavanian (actor)
• Michael Herbig (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

The Life of Larry (1995)

Actors

• Han Chang (actor)
• Newt Gingrich (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy
• Short

Quotes:

[to camera]::Seth MacFarlane: Oh. Hello. You scared the crap out of me.

Larry Cummings: [discussing William Shatner in Star Trek] I think what happens is that he, uh... eats his food, and whatever Spock can't finish, he eats that too.::Steve: Wh... where did you... where did you hear that?::Larry Cummings: Episode 65.::Steve: Ah.::Steve: [pauses] Fucking fat-ass is what he is.

Seth MacFarlane: I'm Seth MacFarlane, Associate Production Coordinating Directorial Associate Managing Departmental Divisional Office Supervisor of the International Network Amalgamation Distributing Corporation Management Organisational Association of Men Who Like Pussy.

Mr. Sulu: Sir, we are approaching the planet.::Capt. Kirk: Very good. We're beaming down. It could be dangerous - we may be killed - but that's why we're out here. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Ensign Skippy.::Ens. Skippy: Oh shit.

[Larry in is bed with his wife and Steve, the dog at the end of the bed. Larry turns off the light and as everyone's getting ready to sleep, Larry says... ]::Larry Cummings: I was just thinking about how lucky we are to have a kid, ya know? Just take it for granted. It's a miracle when you think about it. This whole birth thing. I mean, what happens, I unload a whole batch of these little reproductive things into your, uh, ya know, miracle bucket, and 9 months later, Milt comes out, ya know? I mean, for me it's got it's own inspiring mystique about it, as like...::[Steve, the dog interrupts Larry by turning on the bedroom light]::Steve: For God sakes Larry, people are trying to sleep around here.