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It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited. There was a picnic and whole Nintendo crew was invited!
Luigi stood up and said,
[Luigi:]
Listen everyone,
I love you guys. You are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive!
[Announcer:]
Excuse me. Hi there! I'm the Announcer for a fun new family game!
It's called
Super Smash Brothers!
[Luigi:] That sounds nice. How do we play?
[Announcer:] Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war. Where you'll assoult everyone you have ever known and loved before.
[Luigi:] I don't think I wanna do that...
[Announcer:] Oh c'mon, it'll be a bash. Now grab all your little friends 'cause it is time us to motherfucking
SMASH! (Woooh)
[Luigi:]
Wait, no.
Let's go!
Kick the shit out of your friends!
[Luigi:] That's not cool...
Have a blast as you beat their ass, and then they're forced to clap for you in the end!
3 2 1 SMASH
Mario
[Mario:]
Hey Bro!
Your chode has been destroyed
200%
[
Mario:] I need that chode!
[Luigi:] Can't we all just get along?
Abso-fucking-lutely not, you gotta SMASH! The park was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead,
Kirby held
Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgusting head, Fox said:
[Fox:] hey Mario, stop crying. Just sack-up and fight instead!
[Luigi:] I'm Luigi. All these blood stains make my overalls look red!
Sonic looked tough, 'till
Link kicked him in the stuff. The madness of cold-blooded murder'd overtaken Jigglypuff! He blasted
Bowser to
infinity with one massive-ass hit.
And then he took three falcon punches like it wasn't even shit!
[Luigi:] Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed.
[Announcer:]
Don't worry Luigi, the clock says
4,3,2(Luigi: Oh no),1 SMASH
[Luigi:] This blows
You know if Mario and
Peach team up you are screwed!
[Luigi:] You're my own brother!
Pikachu's way less fucking cute when he's trying to electrocute you!
[Pickachu:] PIKA-PI!
Samus
[Samus:]
What do you want?
is pissed. You got a small amount of dirt on her suit
[Samus:] Oh, you're dead, bitch.
[Luigi:] THAT IS THE LAST
GOD DAMN STRAW!
[Announcer:] Oh shit, I think Luigi's gonna fucking SMASH! (Woooh)
[Luigi:]
Hey look at me now! (Woooh) I'm beating my friends. I have no regrets! This is the fucking best. (Woooh)
Yes I can see now! (Woooh) We're having fun at the end! (Woooh) Now it all makes sense! (Woooh) I guess just because we smash each other, desn't mean we're not brothers...
AHH! Mario! You suck!
- published: 30 Dec 2014
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