Porky's (1982)

Actors

• Cash Baron (actor)
• Julian Byrd (actor)
• Jon Cecka (actor)
• Eric Christmas (actor)
• Scott Colomby (actor)
• Peter Conrad (actor)
• Don Daynard (actor)
• Bill Fuller (actor)
• Boyd Gaines (actor)
• Tony Ganios (actor)
• Mark Herrier (actor)
• Art Hindle (actor)
• Bill Hindman (actor)
• Alex Karras (actor)
• Rod Ball (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Get It At Porky's [Australia Video]
One Fun Place, One Hip Movie!
Keep an eye out for the funniest movie about growing up ever made!
You'll be glad you came!
The RAUNCHIEST Movie about growing up ever made!

Quotes:

Mr. Cavanaugh: Look's like I'm gonna make a man out of you yet, boy.::Tim: A man? If being a man means being what you are, I'd rather be queer.

Tim: Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!::Brian Schwartz: Hey listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!

Pee Wee Morris: GOD DAMN IT! WILL YOU MOVE IT, YOU LARD ASS?

[in a high-pitched falsetto voice]::Tommy Turner: Hi I'm Paulie the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha.

Tommy Turner: Jesus Christ! It's the mother lode.::Billy: I never seen so much wool. You could knit a sweater.::Tommy Turner: This has gotta be the biggest beaver shoot in the history of Florida.

Pee Wee Morris: All I need is a watermelon and two jelly donuts!::Billy: That's it. I am not taking a shower with you.::[Billy and the other guys get up and leave]::Pee Wee Morris: Religious fanatics.

Coach Brakett: That's angel food cake. You touch her and the Food and Drug Administration will get ya for fucking food.

Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who...::Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker!::Balbricker: Well, I'm sorry, but I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present - Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we... and we... can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace.::[pause]::Balbricker: Well, what are you gonna do about it?::Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.::Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That::[pause]::Balbricker: tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.::Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole?::Balbricker: But Mr. Carter.::Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."

[introducing Cherry to the boys one by one]::Tommy Turner: And this is the *pride* of Angel Beach. Anthony Tuperello, affectionately known as *Meat*.::Cherry Forever: Oh, my God. The boy's deformed!::[laughter from the guys]

Pee Wee Morris: [to Tommy, about the normal-sized condom he was given] It's too big. [Everybody else laughs]::Tommy Turner: Peewee, we don't have any training rubbers.::Mickey: He needs the junior size.::Brian Schwartz: [Seriously] Peewee, tie a knot in it.::Meat: [as Peewee is given another condom and he returns to the bus] Hey Peewee, what do you think this is? The return desk at Macys?

Justice (1917)

Actors

• Teddy Arundell (actor)
• James Carew (actor)
• Frank Dane (actor)
• Gerald du Maurier (actor)
• Hayford Hobbs (actor)
• Douglas Munro (actor)
• Edward O'Neill (actor)
• E. Vivian Reynolds (actor)
• Hubert Willis (actor)
• Bert Wynne (actor)
• Margaret Bannerman (actress)
• Lilian Braithwaite (actress)
• Hilda Moore (actress)
• John Galsworthy (writer)
• Eliot Stannard (writer)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama