Church N State (2013)

Actors

• Robert Andrews (actor)
• Gregory Chambers (actor)
• Bradley Colmerauer (actor)
• Steve Jelinek (actor)
• Ed Lester (actor)
• Lindsay Nelsen (actor)
• Erica Pezza (actor)
• Allen Vaysberg (actor)
• Sherry Williams (actor)
• Marvette Knight (actress)
• Daniela Thome (actress)
• Coleen Tutton (actress)
• Julian Hampton (producer)
• Julian Hampton (writer)
• Becky Hampton (costume designer)

Genres

• Drama
• Family
• Short

Turn the River (2007)

Actors

• Kevin Barber (actor)
• Jordan Bridges (actor)
• Brennan Brown (actor)
• David Calicchio (actor)
• Tom Carney (actor)
• Santo D'Asaro (actor)
• Jaymie Dornan (actor)
• Chris Eigeman (actor)
• Greg Haas (actor)
• John Juback (actor)
• Terry Kinney (actor)
• Jordan Lage (actor)
• Henry Leyva (actor)
• Pete Macnamara (actor)
• James Avondolio (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Taglines:

Sometimes Your Last Shot is Your First Break

Creatures of Creation (2006)

Actors

• Joel Bishop (actor)
• David Camelleri (actor)
• Shane Chandler (actor)
• Kieren Da Silva (actor)
• Stephen Hodge (actor)
• Tony Hubbard (actor)
• Daniel Kfoury (actor)
• Michael Kotsohilis (actor)
• Paul Shedlowich (actor)
• Brook Todd (actor)
• Bree Bishop (actress)
• Ella Bishop (actress)
• Christina (actress)
• Melody Cook Williams (actress)
• Charles Billeh (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Wedding Crashers (2005)

Actors

• Shawn Barber (actor)
• Mike Bellesfield (actor)
• Jed Bernard (actor)
• Beau Bowden (actor)
• Larry Joe Campbell (actor)
• Ron Canada (actor)
• Steve Carson (actor)
• James Carville (actor)
• Robert Randolph Caton (actor)
• Al Cerullo (actor)
• Chao Li Chi (actor)
• C.A. Collier (actor)
• David Conrad (actor)
• Bradley Cooper (actor)
• Mark Duane Anderson (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

They're just a couple of guys who just wanna have fun.
On July 15th, they're coming to your wedding...with or without invitations.
Hide Your Bridesmaids.
Life's a Party. Crash It.

Quotes:

Jeremy Grey: Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

Chazz Reinhold: What is she doing back there? I never know what she's doing.

John Beckwith: Are you going to give a toast?::Claire Cleary: Yes.::John Beckwith: Nervous?::Claire Cleary: A little bit.::John Beckwith: What are you going to say?::[Claire pulls a piece of paper from inside her dress]::John Beckwith: You keep it in your cleavage.::Claire Cleary: Nowhere else to put it. Normally I'm not very good at these things, but I think this one's pretty good.::[John reads from Claire's notes]::John Beckwith: "I never thought my sister would find someone who cared about what other people thought as much as she did - until I met Craig?"!::Claire Cleary: Yes, that's funny. It's funny because it's true. People like funny.::John Beckwith: I know, but the whole funny-because-it's-true bit only works if the truth is a *small* thing like "everyone knows Jennifer likes to shop, ha ha ha". I think you're better off going with something from the heart. Honestly.::Claire Cleary: I think people are going to like this.::John Beckwith: I think you're going to hear crickets.::Claire Cleary: I think you're wrong.::John Beckwith: Sounds of silence. Go walk the plank.::Claire Cleary: Uh uh. I'm sticking to it.::John Beckwith: Ok, meet me at the back of the room. I'll be the guy waiting to say I told you so.

John Beckwith: Claire! Will you wait just a second? All I wanted is was a second alone with you so I could explain things. But I've never gotten that chance. Maybe I don't deserve it, so here goes. For longer than I care to remember, my business has been crashing weddings. I crashed weddings to meet girls. Business was good. I met a *lot* of girls. It was childish and it was juvenile.::Claire Cleary: And pathetic.::John Beckwith: Yeah. That's probably the best word to describe it. But you know what? It also led me to you, so it's hard for me to completely regret it. And that person that you met back at your folks' place? That was really me. Maybe not my name, I'm John Beckwith by the way. Or my job. But the feelings we felt; the jokes, the stupid laughs, that was all me. I've changed. I've realized something. I crashed a funeral today.::Jeremy Grey: [mutters] Oh Jesus.::John Beckwith: It wasn't my idea, I was basically dragged to it.::[to Jeremy]::John Beckwith: I went with Chazz who you forgot to tell me is totally insane. He also might be a genius because it actually does work, he's cleaning up.::Claire Cleary: John!::John Beckwith: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's neither here nor there. Anyway, I saw this widow and she's a wreck. She has just lost the person she loved the most in this world and I realized we're all going to lose the people we love. That's the way it is, but not me. Not right now. Because the person *I* love the most is standing right here and I'm not ready to lose you yet. Claire, I'm not standing here asking you to marry me, I'm just asking you not to marry *him* and maybe take a walk, take a chance.

Claire Cleary: So is it just about the money?::John Beckwith: No no, it's about, uh, investing in companies that are ethically and morally defensible.::Sack Lodge: Well, like what? Give me an example.::John Beckwith: Like what? Well, there's the company that we have where we're taking the, the fur or the wool from sheep and we turn it into thread for homeless people to sew. And then they make it into cloth, which they in turn sew, then um... make little shirts and pants for other homeless people to sell. It's a pretty good deal.::Jeremy Grey: [fumbling his words because Gloria is giving him a hand job under the dinner table] People - People helping people.::Claire Cleary: That's - that's very admirable.::John Beckwith: Thank you. Although, don't make me out to be a saint just yet. We do turn a small profit. After all, someone has to pay for the, uh,::[motions to Jeremy]::John Beckwith: Lap dancers for the big guy here.::Jeremy Grey: [laughing pleasurably] Oh, ha ha ha, he's joking around. It feels so good when he jokes.

Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we?::Jeremy Grey: No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd!

Jeremy Grey: John? I need to see you right away. It's important.::John Beckwith: [Walking into Jeremy's office] What's going on?::Jeremy Grey: [sighs] We got three big weeks ahead of us. It's wedding season, kid!::John Beckwith: You sandbaggin' son of a bitch!::Jeremy Grey: I've got us down for 17 of them already.::John Beckwith: Okay, now how many of them have cash bars?::Jeremy Grey: Great question. I like where your head's at and two of them actually are, but I got us covered: Purple hearts. We won't have to pay for a drink all night.::John Beckwith: Oh, yeah. Perfect.::Jeremy Grey: We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.::John Beckwith: And who's gonna be there to catch them?::Jeremy Grey: Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal! What do you like better, Christmas or Wedding Season?::[Jeremy raises his hand]::John Beckwith: Mr. Grey?::Jeremy Grey: Yes. The answer would be, um, Wedding Season?::[shimmy-shakes]::John Beckwith: Bingo! I'm gonna get my suit. Now who are we this time?

Claire Cleary: Your brother. He's down again.::John Beckwith: What is his deal?

John Beckwith: What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.

Claire Cleary: Are you OK?::John Beckwith: Yeah, I'm just swinging the jib for your dad, starboard.::Claire Cleary: But starboard's *this* way.::John Beckwith: That's right. What am I thinking? I'm used to sailing Down Under with the Kiwis so everything's backwards. Even the toilets, when you flush them, the water spins the opposite way. Really freaks you out the first time you see it.

Revolution #9 (2001)

Actors

• Jerome Preston Bates (actor)
• Reathel Bean (actor)
• Ross Benjamin (actor)
• Jase Blankfort (actor)
• James Burton (actor)
• Chad L. Coleman (actor)
• David Deblinger (actor)
• Spalding Gray (actor)
• Jonathan Hogan (actor)
• Jerry Matz (actor)
• Michael Morley (actor)
• Frank Olivier (actor)
• Aleksandrs Petukhovs (actor)
• Brent Poleski (actor)
• Anthony Arkin (actor)

Genres

• Thriller

Extreme Honor (2001)

Actors

• Dan Andersen (actor)
• Grand L. Bush (actor)
• James T. Callahan (actor)
• Delious (actor)
• Antonio Fargas (actor)
• Olivier Gruner (actor)
• Michael Ironside (actor)
• Colton James (actor)
• Jack Kissell (actor)
• Martin Kove (actor)
• Michael Madsen (actor)
• Scott Mosenson (actor)
• Charles Napier (actor)
• Tyler Ostrander (actor)
• Edward Albert (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Drama

Taglines:

Abandoned By Justice. Embraced By Vengence.

Tiger Heart (1996)

Actors

• Timothy D. Baker (actor)
• Derek Basco (actor)
• Frank Bruynbroek (actor)
• Gary Bullock (actor)
• George Calil (actor)
• Art Camacho (actor)
• Vincent DePalma (actor)
• Albert Garcia (actor)
• Brian Gross (actor)
• Rance Howard (actor)
• Richard Humphreys (actor)
• Randall Shiro Ideishi (actor)
• Rob King (actor)
• Chris S. Koga (actor)
• Gene Armor (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy

Taglines:

Take on Eric Chase... and you take on the Tiger

Quotes:

Eric: That guy is such a jerk.::Steve: Hey, forget him. He's just compensating for a tiny...::Eric: Nose!

Thug #1: You gotta match?::Thug #2: Yeah, my ass and your face.

Stephanie: Bug off, worm!

Drunk: If I wanted a heart attack, I would've had one myself!

Brad: This place looks like a ninja pajama party.

Steve: Excuse me, guys... can I see your invitations?::Brad: Is this your house?::Steve: Yes.::Brad: Your party?::Steve: Yes.::Brad: Can we get in?::Steve: No.::Eric: C'mon Brad, let's just go.::Brad: No no no no... Steve... Steve, we can get in, right?::Steve: You don't got an invitation. You don't go in.::Brad: You don't GOT an invitation? Steve, quick English lesson; it's don't HAVE an invitation. As in 'Hi, my name is Steve. I don't have brain.'::Steve: You're just a natural little Shakestein, aren't you?::Brad: Shakespeare, Steve... it's Shakespeare. Didn't you see the 'No Idiots' sign on the front lawn?

Mr. Johnson: What do you mean we're having the bedroom redone? We just had it redone last week.::Cynthia: I'm having it redone... redone.::Mr. Johnson: Should I bother to ask why?::Cynthia: Well, I just read that Sharon Stone is having her bedroom redone in imperial blue. So... I want imperial blue.::Eric: Keeping up with the Stoneses?

Stephanie: Hi.::Eric: So, hows your uncle?::Stephanie: On his way to a full recovery.::Eric: And how are you doing?::Stephanie: Just fine... Tiger.::Eric: Tiger?::Stephanie: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna call you from now on. Like, your nickname.::Eric: Mm, so we're giving nicknames now, huh? Well, can I call you Schnookums?::Stephanie: Schnookums? Sounds like an air freshener. [pause] Well, this has definitely been one of the most exciting summers I've ever had.::Eric: Yeah. Wonder if it gets any better?::Stephanie: You know it does.

Eric: Let me drive, Brad.::Brad: No, you can NOT drive! Did you see what I had to go through to GET these keys? I have to eat vegetables!

Paulo: You can rape, kill, torture a few little kids and blow up a few mailboxes... but just keep it in the neighborhood, okay?

Titty Town (1994)

Actors

• T.T. Boy (actor)
• Steve Hatcher (actor)
• Dick Nasty (actor)
• Sally Layd (actress)
• Heather Lee (actress)
• Jordan Lee (actress)
• Chessie Moore (actress)
• Cash Markman (writer)
• Frank Marino (director)

Genres

• Adult

Caroline? (1990)

Actors

• John Bennes (actor)
• Warde Q. Butler (actor)
• John Evans (actor)
• Joseph C. Floyd (actor)
• Marc Gowan (actor)
• George Grizzard (actor)
• Mark Lee Levitt (actor)
• Jeff Young Lewis (actor)
• Afemo Omilami (actor)
• Shawn Phelan (actor)
• Joseph Sargent (actor)
• Lonnie R. Smith Jr. (actor)
• Bruce Taylor (actor)
• Barbara Britt (actress)
• Dan Albright (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Five Weeks in a Balloon (1962)

Actors

• Ben Astar (actor)
• Raymond Bailey (actor)
• Red Buttons (actor)
• Alan Caillou (actor)
• Chester the Chimp (actor)
• John Coultas (actor)
• Henry Daniell (actor)
• Mike De Anda (actor)
• William Edmondson (actor)
• Fabian (actor)
• Joe Ferrante (actor)
• Billy Gilbert (actor)
• Billy Gilbert (actor)
• Jonathan Gilmore (actor)
• Joe Abdullah (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

TAKE OFF...! For the Gold Coast shores of the Volta! Across 4000 miles of uncharted wilds! On the most incredible air safari of modern time!
DISCOVER...! The slave market of Zanzibar! The forbidden city of Timbuktu! The treacherous Simoon of the Sahara!
Climb Aboard... For The Fun-Venture Of The Year!

Quotes:

[the balloon is about to land in the middle of the jungle]::Sir Henry Vining: It's a forest full of trees!