The Confused Clairvoyant (2013)

Actors

• Karina Becker (actor)
• Joan Cullinane (actor)
• Kaela Rae Hartman (actor)
• Matthew Hurliman (actor)
• Ousman Jarju (actor)
• Ousman Jarju (actor)
• Parker Kinley (actor)
• Jason Arthur Martin (actor)
• Lou Nathanson (actor)
• Jamie Nelson (actor)
• Bailey Schildbach (actor)
• Henry Schildbach (actor)
• Channing Whitaker (actor)
• Shanette Harper (actress)
• Kristin Holland (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• THEME SONG - M.O.D.
• THEME SONG - The Aquabats
• THEME SONG - Killah Priest
• THEME SONG - Lunachicks
• THEME SONG - Charles Bronson
• THEME SONG - Arrogant Sons Of Bitches
• THEME SONG - Common Enemy
• THEME SONG - Off With Their Heads
• THEME SONG - Veggie Tales
• THEME SONG - Raven
• THEME SONG - Animaniacs
• THEME SONG - Big Boi
• THEME SONG - Paranoid Social Club
• THEME SONG - That's So Raven Soundtrack
• THEME SONG - Broken Society
• THEME SONG - Too Much Joy
• THEME SONG - Park Ave.
• THEME SONG - Vistoso Bosses
• THEME SONG - Ang Bandang Shirley
• THEME SONG - Dora The Explorer
• THEME SONG - All Girl Summer Fun Band

I'm Billy Milano,
I'm a bold courageous man.
He is, he is, yes, yes, he is.
A knight without armour in a bold savage land.
He is, he is, yes, yes, he is.
I protect all fair maidens and damsels in distress.
He does, he does, yes, yes, he does.
I'll try and comfort you, but first take off your dress.
You're good, you're good, oh so, so good.
I'm lean, mean cruel, obscene, not only am I Elvis.
Sometimes I'm James Dean.
We are M.O.D. and we are on Megaforce. (Jon Z).
Not just a record label, a guiding light - we're never lost. (Jon Z).
Jon and Marsha manage,
Jeff and Leslie book our shows. (Jon Z).
We write the songs and play the town and make friends on the road. (Marsha screaching).
I'm lean, mean cruel, obscene, not only am I Elvis.
Sometimes I'm James Dean.
I'm lean, mean cruel, obscene, not only am I Elvis.
Sometimes I'm James Dean.
I'm Billy Milano, I'm a bold courageous man.
He is, he is, yes, yes, he is.
A knight without armour in a bold savage land.
He is, he is, yes, yes, he is.
I protect all fair maidens and damsels in distress.
He does, he does, yes, yes, he does.
I'll try and comfort you, but first take off your dress.
You're good, you're good, oh so, so good.
I'm lean, mean cruel, obscene, not only am I Elvis.
Sometimes I'm James Dean. (... And Tom Cruise).

We came from an island
In the sand and the sun
Hidden away from the world
Is that home of fun
We surfed all day
And ate food all night
When there was no more food
Eating sand was alright
But then one dark day out of the sky
Space Monster ";M"; and friends
Invaded our world
And we had to escape
But we vowed to return again
First we'd take over the world
And then we'd return again
We floated across the ocean
in a hollowed out log
From the blue beaches
to the land of smog
We washed up on the beach
The Professor took us in
And that's when the experiments begin
He gave us super powers from chemicals
Then he gave us instruments
So we could rock and rollNow we're here to fight
To make our foes and friends
To take your money and go home again
Come fight along
We're the Aquabats
We're super super guys
We're the Aquabats
Join in our journey to battle our foes.
Watch us every week
On our TV show.
The wacky wacky world
Of the Aquabats.
We're zippy zippy dudes
We're the Aquabats
We're the Aquabats
And that's that
So watch us every week
We're the Aquabats!

[Intro: Killah Priest]
Theme song..
[Chorus: Killah Priest]
Have you really understood what Priesthood means?
Royal Kings turn fiend chasing hood dreams
Bring it back, it ain't hard as things seem
I speak the facts as the tracks made the hood theme
Have you really understood what Priesthood means?
Royal Kings turn fiend chasing hood dreams
[Killah Priest]
Song of a rose, mass in a tinted window, they play my intro
I walk like I waltz in the road, instrumental
Have a nigga sentimental, statues and monumental
The kind that Ghengis Khan was sent to
Sorta like Islamic temples and castles with demonic symbols
My armors ripped too, Imma spit two
The promise that I give you to the virtue that's on my garment
I'm Godsent, my right hand raised, I'm honest, pay homage
I lay in garbage with the hiphoppers, ya'll think about it
Theme song
Chorus
[Killah Priest]
When King Tut closed his eyes, I opened up mine
Felt the pulse in my spine, I choked and I whined
I was sent here by God to bring hope to my kind
First words was a note I spoke in a rhyme
My album'll touch you like the death of Malcom
Comes in CDs, cassettes, internet, and volumes
I was raised by a certain column on my info
I know the CIA got 'em, they want me to stay at the bottom
But I rise to the top, why not? my glock, spies watch
But they can't do me nothing, because we kings
This my theme song, and this is how I sing
Theme song
[Chorus - first four lines only]
[Killah Priest]
Preach the novel, sit upon a seat of marbel, teach the Gospel
Street apostle, found my name engraved deep in fossils
I spray bullets at you, eat your hollows
Make it hard for you to even swallow
You be that way until you reach Diablo
Bet your family's gonna weep tomorrow
Ya'll walk the path that the Reaper follows
Sorta like the cat in Sleepy Hollow
Ya'll get wacked, I pack a burner like the heat and charcoal
Build my castle like the Count Draco'
God forbid when I let the gat blow, my hat low
Despite a belief, the trap door, spinning webs with leads
Ya'll get clapped and that's that, with the rap flow
Theme song

I was sitting in my window
and It was cold outside
I was sitting in my window
when I saw you on the street
I was gonna kill you 'cause you made me mad
'cause there was anger raging through my soul!
so, I got my knife
I was gonna kill you
I was gonna follow you for blocks!
'cause I tracked you and I stabbed you
and I hurt you and I killed you
you were gonna die, you were gonna cry
I was gonna laugh feel so good inside!
blood that fills the golden bowl !
so, I tracked you inot the alleyway
I stabbed your back
ripped your heart right out of your chest
I throw it on the ground and watch it squish
It squishes
then I smear your blood all over my face
put your veins and arteries all over my face
make a necklace out of them!
YEAH!
with each stab, more life I take
I know this death is no mistake
the flesh and bones which now grow bare
I will not leave a breath to spare
nno remorse, no mistakes
this life of yours is mine to take
the deed is done
my sin is fun
your blood I drink, to make us one!
I touch your corpse one more time
my love for evil is no crime
my bones will rot for eternity
red death, last breath

We're Charles Bronson we don't care
We're Charles Bronson we don't care
We're Charles Bronson everywhere
We're Charles Bronson everywhere
We're Charles Bronson
We're Charles Bronson
We're Charles Bronson
Longer than you
We're Charles Bronson we don't care
We're Charles Bronson we don't care
We're Charles Bronson everywhere
We're Charles Bronson always there
We're Charles Bronson
We're Charles Bronson
We're Charles Bronson
Better than you
We're Charles Bronson we don't care
We're Charles Bronson everywhere
We're Charles Bronson
We're Charles Bronson
We're Charles Bronson

When I walk down the street people always make fun of me
They throw shit at my head and it hurts
They kick me down and they knock me in the dirt.
Maybe if I did bad in school and failed my classes I'd be cool.
Maybe if I was ashamed of not being like you, they'd stop the pain.
But I'd say "Fuck You!" because...
WHOA-OH-OH-OH I'm an arrogant son of a bitch.
Now my friends make fun of me because my parents make money
I walk around at all the shows without a safety pin through my nose
I don't do drugs and I feel swell, I have no plans of going to hell
I'm not ashamed of not being like you, they'd stop the pain.
But I'd say "Fuck You!" because...
WHOA-OH-OH-OH I'm an arrogant son of a bitch.
People do this just because

yeah were all friends, when were in the pit
got the same goals, same ideas, we know what's right
hardcore to goth, punk, rock n roll
even emo kids, yeah they cry but, hey, it's all right
don't make me say unity, you've heard it all before
somehow the meanings lost, and left to die on the floor
we have a common enemy

I don't give a fuck about anything.
When I think about the future all I see is it bringing me pain, misery, and poverty.
I've been trying for 15 years to smile and take shit
but now it's so clear that it's all downhill from here.
I wish I could turn back the clock 8 years,
and have thought twice about the person staring back at me in the mirror.
I don't give a fuck about anything.
When I think about the future all I see is it bringing me pain, misery, and poverty.
I've been trying for 15 years to smile and take shit
but now it's so clear that it's all downhill from here.
I wish I could turn back the clock five years.
I never would have thought that you'd be standing right here.
Life's got the best of me and I just want to drop to my knees.
Scream and punch the concrete until my hands bleed.
It's all a fucking joke to me.
I wake up and work, and get fucked up and sleep,
and then wake up and work, and get fucked up all over again.
Life's got the best of me and I just want to drop to my knees.
Scream and punch the concrete until my hands bleed.
It's all a fucking joke to me.
I wake up and work, and get fucked up and sleep,
and then wake up and work, and get fucked up all over again.

Bob: If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up and down the produce aisle...
Have we got a show for you!
All: VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales,
VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales, VeggieTales!
Bob: Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be
All: VeggieTales!
Junior: Lima beans! Collard greens! Peachy keen!
All: VeggieTales!
Larry: Cauliflower! Sweet and sour! Half an hour!
All: VeggieTales!
All: There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!
There's never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a show like VeggieTales!

If you can gize into the future (future)
You might think live would be a breeze (Life is a breeze)
Seeing troble from a distance (yeah) (go rae)
But it's not that easy (oh no)
(Bridge)
I try to save the situation
Then I end up misbehaving
(Rap)
Hey, now
What ya say, now
'bout to put it down
Yeah you want to ride with the Rae now
And the Future looks great, now
And everthing's gonna change, now
Let's Rock
Here we go
That's So Raven,
It's the future I can see
That's So Raven,
It's so mysterious to me
That's So Raven,
It's the future I can see
That's So Raven,
It's so mysterious to me

It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse
We're animan-iacs
Come join the warner brothers
And the Warner sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot
We're animaniacs
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax
We're Animaniacs
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe
Good Feathers flock together, Slappy whacks 'em with her purse
Buttons chases Mindy while Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped we have no script why bother to rehearse
We're animaniacs
We have pay or play contracts
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks
We're animany
Totally insaney
Here's the shows name-y [changes from time to time]
Animaniacs

[Intro:]
Shawty what yo' number is? (ohh)
Shawty what yo' number is?
[Chorus 1:]
If you behave I'll, take your number baby
And then I'll save it, in a very special place
Girl I hardly know you
But you got your very own theme song (very own theme song)
Very own ringtone (your very own ringtone)
[Chorus 2:]
And then I'll save it, in a very special place
Girl I hardly know you
But you got your very own theme song (your very own theme song)
Very own ringtone (very own ringtone)
[Big Boi:]
Come on baby, come on baby to my jungle
Program my name and my number, under Plumber
And I'm a lock you in as the Plunger
Cause you and your mouth really do wonders
Umm, I think I still like you baby, my drawers in the backyard
I like a J{? } when you say hit the crack hard
Her doggy-style pulled the black card?
No way we ain't tryin to take it that far
But you a star, and I'm a let you shine
I see all the signs when you showed the full moon from behind
Closed do's, come out them under-clothes
Shawty I chose you and not them other hoes
A toast I propose to all those
Who know the G-code and got they very own
Sha'mon!
[Chorus 1]
[Big Boi:]
How do I even begin? Shit, I'm him
The B-I to the G, B-O-I, no hyphen
And then be puttin that icing on your cake
Like lightning strikes in the same place - not me
I tell 'em hurry up and waaaave
Like a jailhouse getaway driver with his foot on the braaaake
Dyin to accelerate
And tryin to get hitched, bitch I'm tryin to celebrate
Confiscate digits
Then vacate the premises, this is not the way we finish this
This is just the genesis
With the most winningest player on the team but no tennis's
I been a member since
I turned the age of innocence and if you behave then
Sha'mon!
[Chorus 1]
[Interlude:]
No matter where you are I hear yo' song
And I'm comin to scoop
Swoop you and sliiiide, slide inside
Slide inside you baby
[Chorus 1]
[Chorus 2]
[Outro:]
Ooooooooooooooooooh
Very own ringtone
You got your very own ringtone
Very own, very own, very own
Ooh yeah~!
I got to save your number, save your number
Save your number, save your number

At the Paranoid Social Club
At the Paranoid Social Club
If you didn't make the cut or make the grade
Or maybe if you're just afraid
At the Paranoid Social Club
Open up and discuss the pain
Get it off your chest
I know sometimes that you feel that there's nothing left
But you're not alone
Because I hear people saying stuff about you and me
And I hear people saying love ain't what it used to be
But if we dig for China
We might wind up in hell
Or break the earth's atmosphere before the mission bell
I know you want to trust again
But sometimes you just get too scared
At the Paranoid Social Club
We'll all fit in
We'll all fit in
At the Paranoid Social Club
At the Paranoid Social Club
At the Paranoid Social Club
If you need a place to be
We all need a place to hide
Come on in you know it's safe inside
The Paranoid Social Club
Where you won't have to wait in line
You can come right in
Hide inside the shade
And we'll raise the blind
And let the sunlight in
Because I hear people saying stuff about you and me
And I hear people saying love ain't what it used to be
But if we dig for China
We might wind up in hell
Or break the earth's atmosphere before the mission bell
I know you want to trust again
But sometimes you just get too scared
At the Paranoid Social Club
We'll all fit in
We'll all fit in
At the Paranoid Social Club
When it rains, it pours
And you probably don't like the rain
Cause outsiders like to stay indoors
The rain can't judge you not even God
Look what he put his own son through this life is hard
This life is pain, you might get scarred
But the ones that'll gain
Are the ones not afraid
Just to light the flame
But don't worry now we got plenty time to burn
Because your life can change
Because I hear people saying stuff about you and me
And I hear people saying love ain't what it used to be
But if we dig for China
We might wind up in hell
Or break the earth's atmosphere before the mission bell
I know you want to trust again
But sometimes you just get too scared
At the Paranoid Social Club
We'll all fit in
We'll all fit in

If you can gize into the future (future)
You might think live would be a breeze (Life is a breeze)
Seeing troble from a distance (yeah) (go rae)
But it's not that easy (oh no)
(Bridge)
I try to save the situation
Then I end up misbehaving
(Rap)
Hey, now
What ya say, now
'bout to put it down
Yeah you want to ride with the Rae now
And the Future looks great, now
And everthing's gonna change, now
Let's Rock
Here we go
That's So Raven,
It's the future I can see
That's So Raven,
It's so mysterious to me
That's So Raven,
It's the future I can see
That's So Raven,
It's so mysterious to me
YEAH!!!

So many countless songs have been sung
About the end when will it come?
Oh shit lookout here it comes,
What do we do it's an atom bomb?!
Now we look back at all our dead,
Starved to death no water, no bread,
A bunch got fucked in the head,
Not a whole lot can be said
We won't let them fuck over our world!
We don't need your authority
We don't need your brutality
We don't need your regulations
Cause you've broken our society
So you say the day won't come
Shrug it off like you're all done,
Well don't you know you're fucking dumb,
Add your figures and there's your sum
One more time here's your chance
There's no time for a second glance
Before you know it your last glance
Is explosives burning off your pants
We won't let them fuck over our world
Wo-o-oah broken society!
Wo-o-oah broken society!

"Theme Song" Too Much Joy
meet our band of merry men
shake the hand of every one
we'll eat your food and steal your wife
buy us beers we're friends for life
we only shoot when shot at
we give away what we don't need
we live for fun and freedom
we stamp out feer and greed
to create you must destroy
smash a glass and cry too much joy
we sleep on floors and live on crumbs
we're a bunch of ugly bums
a great idea when we were smashed
turning anger into cash
we ain't seen much
but we don't starve
we drive around

I don't know why they call us park ave.
does anybody park here

[Taylah P:]
Were gonna rock rock rock rill we reach the top
Were gonna fight till we get it right
And never give up
[Kelci:]
Were just havin fun (fun)
Breakin all the rules (rules)
Livin in the dream (dream)
In the dream
[Taylah P:]
Were gonna just be us
Nobody else
You wanna fly?
Then take a step
And never give up!
[Chorus:]
Cause...
Were gonna make it [x4]
To the top
Were gonna make it [x3]

Ngayong gabi sa akin na nakasalalay
Ang lahat ng mga bagay
At hindi mo na makikita
Kahit
Bakas ng pangangamba
Sa aking mga mata
Habang lumalapit ako sayo
Para maitanong
"Maari ba kitang makasayaw
O di kaya kahit
Upo lang muna tayo habang
Inaantay yung ating magiging theme song?"
Mabuti nang laging handa
At kung sakali nga
Na darating ang pagkakataon
Ay susulitin ko ito
Kasi naman sadyang minsan
Nagtutugmatugma lahat
Pati yung erpats mo pumapayag kaya't
"Maari ba kitang makasayaw
O di kaya kahit
Upo lang muna tayo habang

Dora!
Boots!
Come on dora!
D-d-d-d-d-dora
D-d-d-d-d-dora
d-d-d-d-d-dora
D-d-d-d-d-dora
Dora Dora Dora the explorer
Boots that super cool explorer
Dora
Need your help
Grab your backpacks
Lets go!
Jump in!
Vomanos
You can lead the way-hay!
Hey! Hey!
D-d-d-d-d-Dora
D-d-d-d-d-Dora
D-d-d-d-d-Dora
D-d-d-d-d-Dora
Swiper no swiping
Swiper no swiping
Oh man!

Theyre nothing big but theyre nothing small
Just four best friends that you'd like to call
With Kathy, Kim, Ari, rockin' Jen
When you hear their songs, you'll want to hear them again
They're the All Girl Summer Fun (la la la la la la)
The All Girl Summer Fun (theyre having fun again)
The All Girl Summer Fun (la la la la la la)
The All Girl Summer Fun (la la la la la la)
The All Girl Summer Fun (theyre having fun again)