Fest Selects: Best Gay Shorts, Vol. 1 (2011)

Actors

• Scott Hislop (actor)
• Jennifer Lilly (editor)
• Adam Lundgren (actor)
• Rasmus Ohlander (editor)
• David Au (editor)
• Pierre Stefanos (producer)
• Pierre Stefanos (editor)
• Guy Shalem (director)
• Pierre Stefanos (director)
• Ron Passaro (composer)
• Jonathan Lisecki (producer)
• Jonathan Lisecki (director)
• Jason Mills (editor)
• Wendy Shear (producer)
• Jason Mills (producer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Music
• Romance
• Short

Mouse's Birthday (2010)

Actors

• Barry Morse (actor)
• Matt Johnstone (producer)
• Barry Morse (writer)
• Barry Morse (director)
• Keith Glen Schubert (actor)
• Sherwood Chen (actor)

Genres

• Short

Kung Fu Graffiti (2010)

Actors

• Joe Clarke (editor)
• Joe Clarke (actor)
• Joe Clarke (producer)
• Joe Clarke (writer)
• Joe Clarke (director)
• Isai Rivera Blas (actor)
• Nick Messersmith (actor)
• Randy Miller (actor)
• Joseph Canales (actor)
• Joey Chanlin (actor)
• Joe Sciorrotta (actor)
• Thomas Beecher (actor)
• Tatsuo Ichikawa (actor)
• Charlie Stough (actor)
• Erick Tjarks (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy

Sui yue: The Days (2008)

Actors

• Yann Yann Yeo (actress)
• Jason Poh (producer)
• Jason Poh (actor)
• Richard Low (actor)
• Tay Chee Wei (composer)
• Chee Guan Boi Kwong (director)
• Chee Guan Boi Kwong (producer)
• Chee Guan Boi Kwong (writer)
• April Tong (writer)
• Christina Choo (writer)
• Anthony Levi Kho (actor)
• Randy Ang (producer)
• Yuin Yuin April Tong (producer)
• Yuin Yuin April Tong (writer)
• Derrick R. (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Crime
• Drama

Flushed Away (2006)

Actors

• Ian McKellen (actor)
• Miriam Margolyes (actress)
• Hugh Jackman (actor)
• Kate Winslet (actress)
• Tracey Ullman (miscellaneous crew)
• Andy Serkis (actor)
• David Suchet (actor)
• Bill Nighy (actor)
• Jean Reno (actor)
• Harry Gregson-Williams (composer)
• Andrew Jack (miscellaneous crew)
• Newell Alexander (actor)
• Peter Lord (writer)
• Peter Lord (producer)
• Ian La Frenais (writer)

Genres

• Adventure
• Animation
• Comedy
• Family

Taglines:

Someone's Going Down
Plumbing Soon

Quotes:

Toad: Prepare to meet you maker. Your... "ice maker".::Whitey: Hah hah, makes me laugh every time, that one.

[Spike and Whitey are falling]::Spike: Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!::[Whitey lands safely in the water, while Spike hits a cement stone]::Whitey: I kept me legs straight, Spike.::[a power cord lands on Spike]

Sid: [Flushing Roddy down the drain] You think I don't know a toilet when I see one?

Sid: You were going to flush me down the loo!::Roddy: No, no, no! It's a big jacuzzi, the deluxe model!::Sid: Well then, you won't mind if I get the bubbles going, will ya?::Roddy: No, not the lever! Have mercy! No! No! I can't swim!::Sid: Bon voyage, me old cream cracker. Hold your nose.::Roddy: No, no, no! You can't do this!::Sid: You were going to try and flush me? Let's see how you like it!

Goldfish: [Roddy picks up fish] Have you seen my dad?

Tadpole: Is it the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, dad?::Toad: Anything for you, my little man.::Tadpole: Can I have a pony?::Toad: No.::Tadpole: A puppy?::Toad: We'll talk about it.::Tadpole: Can we talk about it now?::Toad: No! [All the tadpoles start asking for puppies] No, you can't all have puppies! Please, daddy's working!

Sid: Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons.

Roddy: Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander.::Spike: Rita, Rita, Rita. [laughs] Thought you could give us the slip? [Slips and falls] What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here?::Whitey: I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.

Roddy: Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?::Rita: Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here.::Roddy: Thank you.::Rita: Just look how nicely he's dressed.::Roddy: Ah, thank you.::Rita: And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!::Roddy: Precisely... What? No, no!

Liam: Oy, mom! There's a peeping Tom outside.::Rita's Grandma: Tom? Oh, it's Tom Jones!

Joe's Apartment (1996)

Actors

• Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew)
• Billy West (actor)
• Moby (actor)
• Robert Vaughn (actor)
• Vincent Pastore (actor)
• Paul Bartel (actor)
• Carter Burwell (actor)
• Carter Burwell (composer)
• Griffin Dunne (producer)
• Scott 'Bam Bam' Bigelow (actor)
• Nick Zedd (actor)
• Bill Daly (miscellaneous crew)
• Tim Blake Nelson (actor)
• Jerry O'Connell (actor)
• David Huddleston (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Musical
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

Sex Bugs Rock 'n Roll.

Quotes:

Lily Dougherty: The lot is completely planted, the, the community is behind it and the flowers just starting to bloom and now all I have to do is show it to my father and show him something good can still come outta the neighborhood and it's worth saving...::Joe: Do-you-wanna-come-over-to-my-place? [a coach races by, splashing them with mud] I've... got a towel you could use.

[Joe finds a man lying in a pool of blood]::Joe: Oh, my god! Mister, are you alright?::Walter Shit: Two days, seven hours, twenty-three minutes and four seconds. That's how long I've been lying here.::Joe: Are you O.K.?::Walter Shit: 'Course not! I'm an artist!

[Walter Shit, performance artist, has been lying in a pool of blood]::Walter Shit: I wanted to express how cold, how pitiless this city really is.::Joe: Nobody touched you for two days?::Walter Shit: Spitting doesn't count.

Ralph Roach: We know where you live. We LIVE where you live!

Rodney Roach: Well, you know, we've gotta get Lily back, too.::Ralph Roach: Forget that. I'm a cockroach, not Santy Claus.

Walter Shit: Congratulate me! This is my first work to use paint! I call it instant minority. I did the whole block!::Joe: But people are black or white, not purple.::Walter Shit: Periwinkle. It's periwinkle!

Walter Shit: Oh my God! Joe, It's your mother... and she's dead!

Roaches: Welcome to Joe's apartment, it's our apartment too/We've been around for a hundred billion years and we'll be here long after you!/(ba ba ba ba ba)/Let's go to our place it's a great big space it's where I wanna be/Where friends all meet and life is sweet cuz everything's for free/It's the joint, it's a gas/It's a big fat boot in the ass (kick your ass)/Let's toast raise your glass here's to Joe! A man with class!/(burp) Sooooo... hello from Joe's apartment you're gonna love the view/It's the nest that beats the rest/We're so glad that you're our guest/Come on in we're all undressed! (whistle) Joe's apartment we welcome you!

Roaches: So long from Joe's apartment, we're sad to see you go/Thanks for coming it's been swell/Check back into our motel/Hope you didn't mind the smell!/Joe's apartment our home sweet home!

Ralph Roach: Talk? We can sing!::Roaches: Garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage! / The garbage in the moonlight gives off a lovely smell - lovely smell / Sipping sewage with my baby in our little roach motel - please don't tell / zum zum zuma zum zum zum / doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doodly doo / Take an ocean trip on our garbage ship with the cockroach I adore / We'll take a taste of the medical waste that washes up on shore / Oh sweetheart say you love me and crawl underneath my rug / You're one in a thousand billion baby - oh won't you be / My Bug! - won't you be my bug? / Please be my bug.

Joe's Apartment (1996)

Actors

• Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew)
• Billy West (actor)
• Moby (actor)
• Robert Vaughn (actor)
• Vincent Pastore (actor)
• Paul Bartel (actor)
• Carter Burwell (actor)
• Carter Burwell (composer)
• Griffin Dunne (producer)
• Scott 'Bam Bam' Bigelow (actor)
• Nick Zedd (actor)
• Bill Daly (miscellaneous crew)
• Tim Blake Nelson (actor)
• Jerry O'Connell (actor)
• David Huddleston (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Musical
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

Sex Bugs Rock 'n Roll.

Quotes:

Lily Dougherty: The lot is completely planted, the, the community is behind it and the flowers just starting to bloom and now all I have to do is show it to my father and show him something good can still come outta the neighborhood and it's worth saving...::Joe: Do-you-wanna-come-over-to-my-place? [a coach races by, splashing them with mud] I've... got a towel you could use.

[Joe finds a man lying in a pool of blood]::Joe: Oh, my god! Mister, are you alright?::Walter Shit: Two days, seven hours, twenty-three minutes and four seconds. That's how long I've been lying here.::Joe: Are you O.K.?::Walter Shit: 'Course not! I'm an artist!

[Walter Shit, performance artist, has been lying in a pool of blood]::Walter Shit: I wanted to express how cold, how pitiless this city really is.::Joe: Nobody touched you for two days?::Walter Shit: Spitting doesn't count.

Ralph Roach: We know where you live. We LIVE where you live!

Rodney Roach: Well, you know, we've gotta get Lily back, too.::Ralph Roach: Forget that. I'm a cockroach, not Santy Claus.

Walter Shit: Congratulate me! This is my first work to use paint! I call it instant minority. I did the whole block!::Joe: But people are black or white, not purple.::Walter Shit: Periwinkle. It's periwinkle!

Walter Shit: Oh my God! Joe, It's your mother... and she's dead!

Roaches: Welcome to Joe's apartment, it's our apartment too/We've been around for a hundred billion years and we'll be here long after you!/(ba ba ba ba ba)/Let's go to our place it's a great big space it's where I wanna be/Where friends all meet and life is sweet cuz everything's for free/It's the joint, it's a gas/It's a big fat boot in the ass (kick your ass)/Let's toast raise your glass here's to Joe! A man with class!/(burp) Sooooo... hello from Joe's apartment you're gonna love the view/It's the nest that beats the rest/We're so glad that you're our guest/Come on in we're all undressed! (whistle) Joe's apartment we welcome you!

Roaches: So long from Joe's apartment, we're sad to see you go/Thanks for coming it's been swell/Check back into our motel/Hope you didn't mind the smell!/Joe's apartment our home sweet home!

Ralph Roach: Talk? We can sing!::Roaches: Garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage! / The garbage in the moonlight gives off a lovely smell - lovely smell / Sipping sewage with my baby in our little roach motel - please don't tell / zum zum zuma zum zum zum / doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doodly doo / Take an ocean trip on our garbage ship with the cockroach I adore / We'll take a taste of the medical waste that washes up on shore / Oh sweetheart say you love me and crawl underneath my rug / You're one in a thousand billion baby - oh won't you be / My Bug! - won't you be my bug? / Please be my bug.

Joe's Apartment (1996)

Actors

• Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew)
• Billy West (actor)
• Moby (actor)
• Robert Vaughn (actor)
• Vincent Pastore (actor)
• Paul Bartel (actor)
• Carter Burwell (actor)
• Carter Burwell (composer)
• Griffin Dunne (producer)
• Scott 'Bam Bam' Bigelow (actor)
• Nick Zedd (actor)
• Bill Daly (miscellaneous crew)
• Tim Blake Nelson (actor)
• Jerry O'Connell (actor)
• David Huddleston (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Musical
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

Sex Bugs Rock 'n Roll.

Quotes:

Lily Dougherty: The lot is completely planted, the, the community is behind it and the flowers just starting to bloom and now all I have to do is show it to my father and show him something good can still come outta the neighborhood and it's worth saving...::Joe: Do-you-wanna-come-over-to-my-place? [a coach races by, splashing them with mud] I've... got a towel you could use.

[Joe finds a man lying in a pool of blood]::Joe: Oh, my god! Mister, are you alright?::Walter Shit: Two days, seven hours, twenty-three minutes and four seconds. That's how long I've been lying here.::Joe: Are you O.K.?::Walter Shit: 'Course not! I'm an artist!

[Walter Shit, performance artist, has been lying in a pool of blood]::Walter Shit: I wanted to express how cold, how pitiless this city really is.::Joe: Nobody touched you for two days?::Walter Shit: Spitting doesn't count.

Ralph Roach: We know where you live. We LIVE where you live!

Rodney Roach: Well, you know, we've gotta get Lily back, too.::Ralph Roach: Forget that. I'm a cockroach, not Santy Claus.

Walter Shit: Congratulate me! This is my first work to use paint! I call it instant minority. I did the whole block!::Joe: But people are black or white, not purple.::Walter Shit: Periwinkle. It's periwinkle!

Walter Shit: Oh my God! Joe, It's your mother... and she's dead!

Roaches: Welcome to Joe's apartment, it's our apartment too/We've been around for a hundred billion years and we'll be here long after you!/(ba ba ba ba ba)/Let's go to our place it's a great big space it's where I wanna be/Where friends all meet and life is sweet cuz everything's for free/It's the joint, it's a gas/It's a big fat boot in the ass (kick your ass)/Let's toast raise your glass here's to Joe! A man with class!/(burp) Sooooo... hello from Joe's apartment you're gonna love the view/It's the nest that beats the rest/We're so glad that you're our guest/Come on in we're all undressed! (whistle) Joe's apartment we welcome you!

Roaches: So long from Joe's apartment, we're sad to see you go/Thanks for coming it's been swell/Check back into our motel/Hope you didn't mind the smell!/Joe's apartment our home sweet home!

Ralph Roach: Talk? We can sing!::Roaches: Garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage! / The garbage in the moonlight gives off a lovely smell - lovely smell / Sipping sewage with my baby in our little roach motel - please don't tell / zum zum zuma zum zum zum / doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doot de doo doot de doot doot doodly doo / Take an ocean trip on our garbage ship with the cockroach I adore / We'll take a taste of the medical waste that washes up on shore / Oh sweetheart say you love me and crawl underneath my rug / You're one in a thousand billion baby - oh won't you be / My Bug! - won't you be my bug? / Please be my bug.

Feng yu tong lu (1990)

Actors

• Fui-On Shing (actor)
• Danny Lee (producer)
• Danny Lee (actor)
• Wai-Man Chan (actor)
• Chin Yung Shing (composer)
• Stephen Chow (actor)
• Stephen Chow (actor)
• Hoi-Shan Kwan (actor)
• Waise Lee (actor)
• Parkman Wong (director)
• Parkman Wong (writer)
• Parkman Wong (producer)
• Stephan Yip (actor)
• Fan Wei Yee (actor)
• James Ha (actor)

Genres

• Action

The Black Godfather (1974)

Actors

• John Alderman (actor)
• Henry G. Sanders (actor)
• Tom Scott (miscellaneous crew)
• Tony Burton (actor)
• Charles Lampkin (actor)
• Herbert Jefferson Jr. (actor)
• Jerry Gross (producer)
• Duncan McLeod (actor)
• Don Chastain (actor)
• Ernie Lee Banks (actor)
• Phillip Clark (actor)
• Diane Sommerfield (actress)
• Damu King (actor)
• Rod Perry (actor)
• Phil Moore (composer)

Genres

• Action
• Crime
• Drama

Taglines:

There's A New Godfather in Town ... Sucka!
There's A New Godfather In Town... ...and everybody want his body - The F.B.I. ... some very foxy chicks... and the Mafia!
There's A New Godfather In Town...

Quotes:

[first lines]::Tommy: [pointing to the house] Well, here it is. Let's rip it off.

Cockroaches, The Filmography

• Rockabilly 514
  2008, role: actor
• Rockabilly 514
  2008, role: composer

Cockroach Filmography

• Aus.schluss
  2002, role: composer

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Cockroach - Joseph Arthur
• Cockroach - Feeder
• Cockroach - The Sweet
• Cockroach - Anna Tsuchiya
• Cockroach - Sweet
• Cockroach - Toxic Narcotic
• The Little Pink Bird - Cockroach
• Steum - Cockroach
• Statisfied - Cockroach
• Skinheadclub Diepoldzhofen - Cockroach
• Ownership - Cockroach
• Murdersong - Cockroach
• Ich Sehe Die Sterne - Cockroach
• Diablo - Cockroach
• Sie - Cockroach
• Seit Ihr Bereit - Cockroach
• Ugly Hair - Cockroach
• Polizei - Cockroach
• Tschupa Me La Verga - Cockroach
• Translation Song - Cockroach
• Cockroach - Sleepytime Gorilla Museum

You're putting poison here
You're putting poison here
And now you're a cockroach
Crawling on bones
Pretending your war
Has already been won
You never give anything
To any human being
Unless they
Give you something in return
If you get burned
You're gonna burn
And when you finally go away
I'm already gone
And when you finally say what you say
I'm singing this song
Your heads in quite a fix
The demon you never resist is coming
And he's leaning against your front door
The neighbors are asking you what it's all for
And still you could never admit
That maybe you could have prevented destruction
As it came out of your very core
My friend you are starting to become a bore
And when you finally go away
I'm already gone
And when you finally say what you say

Sitting in the sunshine
Sipping cheap wine on a bed
Salsa in the summer
Some tequila for my head
Just take me home, just take me home (Just take me home)
I love the winter, winter, yeah yeah
Give me a phone, give me a phone (Give me a phone)
The operator
Red eyes in the sunshine
Sipping cheap wine on a bed
Salsa in the summer
Casanova's walk the stretch
Just take me home, just take me home (Just take me home)
I love the winter, winter, yeah yeah
Give me a phone, give me a phone (Give me a phone)
The operator, yeah yeah yeah
Just take me home, just take me home, just take me home
Cockroach, cockroach, cockroach, cockroach...
Sitting in the sunshine
Some tequila for my head
Just take me home, just take me home (Just take me home)
I love the winter, winter, yeah yeah
Give me a phone, give me a phone (Give me a phone)
The operator, yeah yeah yeah
Just take me home, just take me home (Just take me home)
I love the winter, winter, yeah yeah

Connolly/Priest/Scott/Tucker
You crawled into my bed
Like a cockroach
The things you said
Made me lose my head
Like a waterfall
You've got a mouth
Like a DC ten
But I love you
You've got me in your arms
And your special charms
My yah ah yah
You got my head in circles
Uh, loved ya
But I don't want nobody but you
You fucking laugh at my inolations
You made a fuss 'bout my eating purse
By my mothers's side
You feel away like a sherman tank
But I love you
You're gonna take me there
I don't really care
My yah ah yah
You got my head in circles
Uh, loved ya
I don't want nobody but you
Turn you on to me to bring your Mama
The way she freaks gives me the creeps
She's a mainline ma'am
You've got to know
what you're doin' to your Daddy
'Cos I love you
You've got me in your arms
Ooh your precious charms
Ah yah ah yah
You got my head in circles
Uh, loved ya
I don't want nobody but you

Cinderella baby, two fingers down your throat.
Skin and bones and fashion got you in a hole.
Get yourself a healer, get yourself a dealer.
A 100 years, a hundred tears.
What will save you this time?
Stargazer baby, crawling into your shell.
An empty glass of poison is no wishing well.
Bring some new toys on, bring some more noise on.
Stack ‘em high, rack ‘en high, let me see your full vein.
What's your poison sweet little cockroach?
You've got me thinking. What you've got me drinking?
Will it drive me crazy or is it gonna save me?
What's your poison sweet little cockroach?
Suck me up baby, scrape the plate clean for me.
I'll inject the venom and be what you want me to be.
Put on a fake glow, give mz your sweet glow.
Bigger stacks up for grabs, let me see you insane.
What's your poison sweet little cockroach?
You've got me thinking. What you've got me drinking?
Will it drive me crazy or is it gonna save me?
What's your poison sweet little cockroach?
Abuse, that's your invitation.
You choose, it's your education.
Stargazer maybe, Cinderella baby.
Suck it down, suck it down.
What' your poison...come on.
What's your poison sweet little cockroach?
You've got me thinking. What you've got me drinking?
Will it drive me crazy or is it gonna save me?
What's your poison sweet little cockroach?
What's your poison sweet little cockroach?
You've got me thinking. What you've got me drinking?
Will it drive me crazy or is it gonna save me?

You crawled into my bed like a cockroach
The things you said
Made me lose my head like a waterfall
You've got a mouth like a DC ten but I love you
You've got me in your arms
And your special charms, my
You, you got my head in circles
Ooh, loved you
And I don't want nobody but you
You fucking laugh at my inhibition
You made a fuss 'bout my Oedipus
From my mother's side
You feel away like a Sherman Tank but I love you
You're gonna take me there
I don't really care, my
You got my head in circles
Ooh, loved you
And I don't want nobody but you
Turn you run to me you bring your Mama
The way she freaks gives me the creeps
She's a mainline ma'am
You've got to know
What you're doin' to your Daddy
'Cos I love you
You've got me in your arms
Ooh, your precious charms
You, you got my head in circles

theres never been a time when the world was at peace
ten thousand yrs of bloodshed and gross atrocities
a legacy of suffering, a legacy of pain
a legacy of warefare thats never going to change
if u dont believe me check ur history
every kingdom, culture and ruling dynasty
it brought them to their power
then brought them to their knees
a never ending cycle of murder rape and greed
we can hope for change but its never going to stop
as u listen to this song more bombs are being dropped
its a horrible view of what we have in store
prepare urself people for another world war
we dont stand a fuckin chance
the power of these weapons enhanced
incinerated turned to dust
technology has given us
this is the future we face
no ones going to win this race
leaders u cannot trust
this is what theyve given us
no way out!
a horrid view of what we have in store
prepare urself for third world war
theres one good thing thats for sure
there will be no fourth world war
the human race will be no more
u kno we had it coming!

There's a little pink bird,
who's lying on the street.
He was hit by a baseball,
and he bleeds (to death).
His stomach is lying next to him
And nothing is there where his legs had been.
Refrain:
And nobody noticed the little pink bird
Who is lying on the street.
And nobody noticed the little pink bird
Who bleeds to death.........the bird is death
Then a purpul car arrived
With a smilin' man inside
he hits him with his tire
it seems like he'll lose the fight.
Refrain
The little pink bird is gone,
he was bleeding to death.
But the holy smoke could make him alive,
but you don't want to smoke pot you have.
Refrain
Up there in heaven he had bad luck again.

I steh auf meim brettl
Weil dann geht's ma guat.
Beim puadan auf 'm spitzingsee
Da blasst's ma weg an huat.
Refrain:
Wenn i dann auf a rampen fahr
Und an 360° spring,
Dann zieg i noch an mute-grap nach
Und mi waffelts sauba hin.
Pouder - schnee
Des is schee.
Pouder - schnee
Des is schee.
(2x)
Eh schau, a wegal in an woid.
Da fahr i sofort nei.
Und wenn i a wo runter foi .
Der spass der muss heut sei.
Refrain + Bridge
Oh schauk a mal des Mützal dort,
des müsst a skifreak sei.
Der schimpft über mei brettl,

I enjoy the sunlight
It is so warm and so bright
0hhhoh i’m so satisfied
I hear the buzzing of an insect
I feel so quite perfect
0hhhoh i’m so satisfied
I’m lying here in the grass
But i’m intchin on my ass
0hhhoh i’m so satisfied

gewalt von Leuten mit den Köpfen abrasiert (provoziert)
is klar das sowas nur in deutschland passiert
in unserem schönen deutschland
gründet sich der nazi verband
im partnerlook lauft ihr herum
und findet alles andere dumm
schwule mögt ihr nicht
ich piss euch ins gesicht
es kommen zuviele nach BRD rein
doch vor türken scheißt ihr euch ein
ausländer mögt ihr nicht
ich scheiß euch ins gesicht
willst du mich hauen du häßlicher skin
wo kommen wir denn da nur hin
was solln alle denken
du willst mir den arm ausrenken
andere leute hauen
zu 10t oder noch mehr
immer mitten ins gesicht
mit mir macht ihr das nicht
du dumme nazi sau
ich hau
(dich grün und blau)
ich trete dem Nazi
mit dem Stiefel ins Gesicht
und ich wünsche mir dabei

We're making music
and having lots of fun
Then a stupid man
is getting on the run
He talks from Noise delution
not from great music
when he finished debate
i start to speak.
He you motherfucking Bastard
keep away from our place
Now, shut fuck up
and take this in your face.
You told us that you're coming
from golf club next door
and our noises
are to loud for you
and all the golfing bastards are dipured by our band
my very lovly friend do you see this hand
I'll hit you in the face
throw you from our ground
then you look behind you
and see our bloodhound
he will race after you
you will race like cheetas do
and you'll have to run fast
that he don't get you.
To all the golfing bastards out there in this world
the bits of my bloodhound can very hurt
so keep away from this our place
or our punches hit you in the face

See this man on the street
He asks me for something to eat
He asks me for some food
That shows whether I'm good
Death you can't control
It steels your soul
Ask where they go
We don't know
He took me by the hand
To show me of his land
Away from civilisation
Suddenly he's gone
And your old Grand-mom
You only wanted her money
Not the person

Es ist bereits Nachts und ich checke nichts mehr.
Ich irre durch die Stadt und mein Kopf ist leer.
Ich setze einen Fuß vor den anderen,
das ist doch nicht so schwer.
Doch plötzlich bleibe ich stehen und ich lege mich hin.
Ich schaue in den Himmel, der Anblick ist sehr schön.
Denn ich sehe 100000millionen Sternchen stehen.
Ich sehe die Sterne über unseren schönen Stadt,
und es fängt mich zu drehen wie ein Riesenrad.
Ich mach die Augen zu, doch sie bleiben stehen
aber es hört nicht auf mich so rum zu drehen.
Plötzlich hört es auf mich so rum zu drehen.
Ich schaue auf die Uhr es ist 1uhr 10.
Da fällt es mir ein ich wollte ja nach hause gehen.
Ich liege auf einer Wiese und ich weiß nicht warum.
Da fällt es mir ein Kiffen macht dumm.
Ich sehe die Sterne über unseren schönen Stadt,
und es fängt mich zu drehen wie ein Riesenrad.
Ich mach die Augen zu, doch sie bleiben stehen
aber es hört nicht auf mich so rum zu drehen.
Solo
Es ist bereits Nachts und ich sehe nur grün.
Denn vor mir stehend Marihuana Pflanzen blühen.
Wenn jemand konsumiert bin ich sofort dabei,
denn das grüne Zeug macht sorgenfrei.
Du siehst Sachen, die es überhaupt nicht gibt,
du fängst an zu schweben.
So mein Freund genießt man das Leben
Ich sehe die Sterne über unseren schönen Stadt,
und es fängt mich zu drehen wie ein Riesenrad.
Ich mach die Augen zu, doch sie bleiben stehen
aber es hört nicht auf mich so rum zu drehen.

Ich bin dort wo du wünscht nicht zu sein.
Ich fresse auch deine Seele ob groß oder klein.
Ich bin dein Alptraum, der dich das Nachts aufweckt.
Du bist der, der meine Scheiße weg schleckt.
Du bist mein Sklave ob du willst oder nicht.
Ich bin der Meister, du das Arsch Gesicht.
Du machst alles bedingungslos, wenn nicht ist dein Schmerz groß.
Denn dann scheiße ich auf dein Gesicht und reiße dir das Arschloch auf.
Ich bin dein Meister, der Herr des Bösen und das oberste Gericht.
Ref.: A/C/D/C/H/ A/G C/G/A
Hallo mein Name ist Satan und du kennst mich schon.
Ich bin der Schrecken jeder Nation und ein bißchen bin ich auch in jeder
Person.
Denn jeder macht einmal böse Sachen. Doch ich kann da nur müde lachen,
in der Hölle auf meinem Thron.
Solo:

Connolly/Priest/Scott/Tucker
You crawled into my bed
Like a cockroach
The things you said
Made me lose my head
Like a waterfall
You've got a mouth
Like a DC ten
But I love you
You've got me in your arms
And your special charms
My yah ah yah
You got my head in circles
Uh, loved ya
But I don't want nobody but you
You fucking laugh at my inolations
You made a fuss 'bout my eating purse
By my mothers's side
You feel away like a sherman tank
But I love you
You're gonna take me there
I don't really care
My yah ah yah
You got my head in circles
Uh, loved ya
I don't want nobody but you
Turn you on to me to bring your Mama
The way she freaks gives me the creeps
She's a mainline ma'am
You've got to know
what you're doin' to your Daddy
'Cos I love you
You've got me in your arms
Ooh your precious charms
Ah yah ah yah
You got my head in circles
Uh, loved ya

Seit ihr bereit?
Bald ist es Zeit.
Bald geht es ab.
Wir hauen rein.
Und wer nicht kommt.
Der bleibt allein.
Und wenn dann alle da sind dann wollen wir spielen.
Unser aller Ziel ist es ein Lied zu komponieren.
Es sollte nicht brutal sein und auch nicht pervers.
Wichtig ist nur ein schöner Daktilus Vers.
Und irgendwann sind wir fertig, dann schicken wir es weg.
Zu einer Plattenfirma die kümmert sich n Dreck.
Dann sind wir sehr beleidigt und auch sehr deprimiert.
Die Schweine von der Plattenfirma werden noch kastriert.
Jetzt ist es Zeit zum aufhören drum machen wir nun Schluss

Oh i loved this girl so much
But i wasn’t allowed to touch
I wasn’t sure wether she loved me, too.
But there’s one thing i know it’s true...
I love my hair
My girlfriend said i’m so ugly
And that is why she left me
She said it’s cause of my hair
What she said was not fair – yeah
I love my hair
My hairs are yellow and red
And they’re covered round my head
They are growin through my face
With this hairs i can’t race
I am blind
But i don’t mind
I leave them behind
Nevermind

Refrain:
Tötet die Polizei, wir mögen sie nicht .
Hässlich, grüne Männchen mit einem Fuckgesicht.
Tötet die Polizei, sie verbieten uns den Spaß.
Schnauze ihr Ärsche, sonst beißt ihr noch ins Gras.
Strophe:
Mit ner Wumme und dem Pfefferspray fühlt ihr euch stark.
und das Bullenmotto lautet: Wir vermiesen euch den Tag.
Nur weil auf eurem Hirn Bulle steht macht ihr was ihr wollt
Und wenn euch mal wer dumm kommt, zieht ihr euren Colt.
Ref.
Intro
Strophe:
Da will man Mal in Ruhe seine geliebte *** rauchen,
schon kommen sie vorbei und bringen dich zum laufen.
Und wenn man mal Auto fährt konsumiert hat Alkohol,
plötzlich stehen sie vor dir sagen Mein Freund das war's dann wohl.
Ref.
Intro:
Strophe:
Da heißt es doch die Polizei, dein lieber Freund und Helfer.
Fickt euch ins Knie
Helfen tut ihr mir eh nicht und euer Freund war ich noch NIE
Ref.

Strophe:
El dia se esta akavando.
Nosotros estamos tomando, fumando.
Un poquito Marihuana nos da Ganas a tchingar.
Por eso querida Prinzesa, tienes que tschupar.
Ref:
Tschupa me la Verga ooooo
Tschupa me la Verga ooooo
Tschupa me la Verga ooooo
Tschupa me la Verga ooooo
Inrto:
Strophe:
El dia siigiente andava con my Klica,
yo vie una tschiqa una beyisima tschiqa.
My pantalon se iso tienda i ja savia esa es mya .
Por eso querida Prinzesa tschupa me la Verga
Ref:
Inrto:
Bridge:G/A/C/D – E
Yo amo los cics i ejos aman a my.
Yo los koch todos espezialmente ati iiiiiii.
Ref:

Do you know that funny thing,
You can stick it in.
For you and for your bunny,
Stick it in is funny!
Refrain:
In German that means,
Not the same as it seems.
In German that means,
-Yeah-.
Do you know the natural thing,
It comes from a plant.
For smoking it you need to
Crambl it in your hands.
refrain
Do you know that very cruel thing,
You must be over 18.
For looking and listening,
Something like that you haven't seen.
In German is no word for that
very, very cruel thing.
And they're not
The boyz from N'sync.
They are much bader,
they are so loud.
The only strange thing
Is their sound
In German that means,
Not the same as it seems.
and they smell

O loathsome crawling thing
Be done with your miniscule affairs
O hungry creeping speck
I release you from your cares Be gone Roach!
You live on carrion That's outrageous
You're probably contagious
Blind crippled and half-squashed
and yet you carry on
Your persistence is disgusting
I could never find myself trusting
A creature that would rather live in the trash than in the lawn
Cockroach your problems are not mine
I love life but with you I draw the line
Not to flaunt my superior design
But next to you I'm practically divine