She's Out of My League (2010)

Actors

• Jeff Adams (actor)
• Tony Amen (actor)
• Rick Applegate (actor)
• Jay Baruchel (actor)
• Aaron Bernard (actor)
• Kyle Bornheimer (actor)
• Mila Cermak (actor)
• Harold 'Hank' Clark (actor)
• Evan Alex Cole (actor)
• Sidney Crosby (actor)
• Andrew Daly (actor)
• Shawn Dando (actor)
• Joseph F. Eberle (actor)
• Jonathan Eldell (actor)
• Chuck Aber (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

How can a 10 go for a 5?
It'll all add up March 12
When she's this hot, You get one shot.

Quotes:

"Plane Doctor": Excuse me. You're not supposed to be on your phone. It's bad for the plane.::Patty: Oh, excuse me? Are you a plane doctor? No? So shut the fuck up!

Patty: Go shit in your hand.

Kirk: Stainer, I know you don't like her very much.::Stainer: Nooo, no. I hate her. In fact, the day you broke up with her I marked that down on my calendar as a day of rejoicement. I'm going to celebrate it with a cake with her face on it, but instead of eating it, we smash it.

Patty: You look just like someone I went to high school with.::Stainer: Oh yeah? What high school? Maybe it was me.::Patty: No, he's in a coma.::Stainer: Huh. Who brought the good news bear? Somebody give her some fucking honey.

Stainer: I love Kirkey but let's face it, the guy's a 5. Meanwhile, this Molly is a hard 10.::Devon: He's at least a 6...::Stainer: 6? Alright, you go ahead and pop rainbows into his asshole, but I'm just being honest.

Kirk: Patty's not a bitch, she's uh... different.::Stainer: Yeah, different in that she's a bitch and other people aren't.

Stainer: I love Kirkey but let's face it, the guy's a 5. Meanwhile, this Molly is a hard 10.::Devon: Stainer, that's just dirty pool. He's at least a 6...::Stainer: 6? Alright, you go ahead and pop rainbows into his asshole, but I'm just being honest.

Kirk: Marnie, I know that we agreed to take some time off and I think that was a great idea. My God. Gave us both a chance to experiment, if you will, and meet all sorts of new and interesting, different people. You did quite a bit more experimenting than I did. A lot more experimenting. You are like a scientist. Beakers... But obviously I'm cool with that, cause the thing is, I think, we're stronger as a result. But here's the thing, Marnie... it's been two years. That's a lot of time off. And I'm ready for some time on. I miss you. I miss us. I got something for you.::[pulls out earring box]::Kirk: What do you think?::Stainer: Aww, man, it's depressing. I mean, it's really depressing. It's horrible to watch you like this.::Devon: I think it's really pretty. How's it work?::[opens box]::Devon: Oh...::Jack: What the hell is that?::Kirk: I got it for Valentine's Day, right before she broke up with me. Stainer, I know you don't like her very much.::Stainer: No, no, I hate her. In fact, the day that you broke up with her, I marked that down in my calendar as a day of rejoicement. I'm gonna celebrate it with a cake with her face on it, but instead of eating it, I'm gonna smash it. OK? You can do a lot better. You deserve a lot better, Kirky.::Kirk: I thank you. But, I've seen what's out there and I don't think it gets any better.::Jack: When have you been out there? When have you left the apartment?::Kirk: I went out on four different dates, with three girls and that guy. I don't know what his intentions were, but it's fine. We had a great conversation. I think he was just looking for a friend.::Jack: Do you know what your problem is, Kirk?::Kirk: What?::Jack: You're a moodle.::Kirk: A moodle?::Jack: A man poodle. Girls, they wanna take you out on a walk. They wanna feed you, they wanna cuddle you, but make no mistake, no girl wants to do the moodle.::Stainer: No one would ever fuck a moodle.::Jack: No, he's right. I'm telling you, if you wanna get Marney back, she has got to believe that from the second she broke up with you, your life has been a non-stop snatch parade.::Devon: Or... you could just be who you are. Why can't that be good enough?::Stainer: [holding earring box] Why don't you just put your fucking balls in here?

Stainer: Okay, anyway... I love Kirky, but let's face it, the guy's a five.::Devon: Stainer, that's just a dirty pool. He's at least a six.::Stainer: A six? Alright you go ahead and pump rainbows into his asshole. I'm just being honest.::Jack: Come on, cut him some slack. Look. Half a point cause he's a nice guy. Right? And he's funny, so that's half a point each. That brings him to six. Devon's right.::Stainer: But he drives a shitbox, deduct a point. Take a point off.::Kirk: Wait, what's wrong with my Neon?::Stainer: Oh, I don't know, except the people who make that car don't even like it. So, we're back to a five.::Jack: Five.::Stainer: Meanwhile, this Molly, is a hard ten. And that five point disparity, that's a chasm. Chasm? Chasm. You can't jump more than two points.::Kirk: Where do you get this shit?::Stainer: Trust me, Kirk. I can't even get a ten.::Jack: [chuckles] Oh. Not even you, huh?::Stainer: I'm a six! OK?::Jack: Bullshit, you're a six. Then what am I?::Stainer: You're an eight.::Jack: OK, you're a six then.::Stainer: But I get a one point bump cause I'm in a band.::Kirk: Stainer, you're in a Hall and Oats cover band. I'm pretty sure that's a deduction.::Stainer: Adult Education is a tribute band. So that puts me back at seven. On a good day, the best I can bag is a nine.::Kirk: What about your crappy car?::Stainer: Artist's exemption. I'm expected to have a shitty car.::Jack: Is there an artist exemption for talking out your ass?::Stainer: Yeah, it's called being a rock star, Jack! Look it up in the dictionary. It's right next to "fuck you!"::Devon: I think this system's ridiculous. All right? If someone really loves you, then you are a ten.::Jack: My God. What are you... Are you Hannah Montanna? Because nothing you are saying right now is of any help to Kirk.

Kirk: Devon, why would you tell her that I broke up with Molly?::Devon: Cause I thought you had.::Kirk: No. We're just in a sticky wicket.::Stainer: A "sticky wicket"?::Kirk: Yeah. A rough patch. Rough pumpkins.::Stainer: And how many times have you called her?::Kirk: Five.::Stainer: And how many times have you really called her?::Kirk: Seventeen.::Stainer: It's done. Tao of Love.::Kirk: What?::Stainer: That's what I call it. The Tao of Love. You being with Molly defies, like, forces of nature. It's over man.::Kirk: No. It's not over. Frankly, I'm sick of all you guys pretending like you know where I'm coming from. None of you know what I'm going through right now.::Stainer: Tina Jordan does.::Kirk: Who the hell is Tina Jordan?::Stainer: She was my Molly.::Kirk: You never mentioned her.::Stainer: I didn't want to jinx it. But she was perfect. Yeah, perfect. Freckled shoulders. Anyway, two months into it, bam, she dumps me. I shoulda seen it coming too, cause she was a ten. Like a hard ten. I was a six, possibly a seven. Either way, I couldn't cover the spread. The universe spoke and I was depressed for months.::Kirk: That's what that was? You said you had mono.::Stainer: Yeah. Mono of the heart.::Jack: OK, my God, how's your vagina?::Stainer: Shut up, Jack!

Svolochi (2006)

Actors

• Artyom Abelyan (actor)
• Igor Afonin (actor)
• Vladimir Andreev (actor)
• N. Azatyan (actor)
• Aleksandr Balabushevich (actor)
• Dorzho Batuyev (actor)
• Ye. Beklenishchev (actor)
• S. Berlinsky (actor)
• Rostislav Bershauer (actor)
• Andrey Bobrov (actor)
• Igor Brovin (actor)
• Oleg Buganov (actor)
• Aleksandr Buyanov (actor)
• Kirill Emelyanov (actor)
• Pavel Abdalov (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Drama
• War

Quotes:

[last lines]::Konstantin Arkadyevich Chernov: Tyapa! [pause] We finally met again, Tyapkin... Valentin Petrovich.

V dvizhenii (2002)

Actors

• Yusup Bakhshiev (actor)
• Pavel Belozerov (actor)
• Fedor Bondarchuk (actor)
• Nikolay Chindyaykin (actor)
• Mikhail Efremov (actor)
• Leonid Gromov (actor)
• Sergey Gusinskiy (actor)
• Konstantin Khabenskiy (actor)
• Yuriy Kutsenko (actor)
• Aleksey Makarov (actor)
• Pavel Melenchuk (actor)
• Konstantin Murzenko (actor)
• Gennadi Ostrovsky (actor)
• Andrey Podoshian (actor)
• Ignat Akrachkov (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama
• Romance

South Pacific (2001)

Actors

• Craig Ball (actor)
• Steve Bastoni (actor)
• Simon Burke (actor)
• Salvatore Coco (actor)
• Harry Connick Jr. (actor)
• Dylan Currie (actor)
• Matthew Dale (actor)
• Mark Dickinson (actor)
• Daniel Goddard (actor)
• Michael Griffiths (actor)
• Brendan Hanson (actor)
• David Harris (actor)
• Damon Herriman (actor)
• Armando Hurley (actor)
• Benjamin Adams (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Musical
• Romance
• War

What Planet Are You From? (2000)

Actors

• Walter Addison (actor)
• Michael Jason Allen (actor)
• Tom Dahlgren (actor)
• Michael Dempsey (actor)
• Tom Dorfmeister (actor)
• Bil Dwyer (actor)
• David C. Fisher (actor)
• Willie Garson (actor)
• John Goodman (actor)
• Mike Gottfried (actor)
• Mitchell Greenberg (actor)
• Phil Hawn (actor)
• Rick Hoffman (actor)
• Bob Huff (actor)
• Erik Adams (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

To save his planet, an alien must find a woman on Earth to have his baby. There's just one problem.

Quotes:

Perry Gordon: You're marrying a woman you've never had sex with? Are you insane? Didn't you see The Crying Game? You think she's got the goods under her skirt, you lift it up, it's Oscar Meyer time!

Graydon: You appear intelligent, but when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.

Roland Jones: I've got an alien, I've got an alien.

[after sex]::Susan Anderson: I never thought I'd say it, but I can't take any more.

Susan Anderson: We've been screwing for 21 hours non-stop.

Helen Gordon: You're making a noise.::Harold Anderson: That's my penis. It hums.::Helen Gordon: I guess it doesn't know the words. Well, I can teach it a few.

[first lines]::Title Card: At the far reaches of the Universe lies a planet of men who have advanced technologically beyond the realm of human comprehension. This is no breeding - they are a product of cloning, and their reproductive organs have shrunk and disappeared. All emotions have been bred out of this race and each succeeding generation has become more ambitious and driven than the previous one. They want to rule the Universe, and now they are planning their next takeover from the inside.

Graydon: This planet is 4 solar systems from our own, across the Sea of Bel, at a fixed position of 13-6-90 on sub-center grid 10. It is a solid rich mass, with a dense core of magnetic metallic liquid. The atmosphere is composed of nitrogen, oxygen, and carbon, in amounts 78, 21, and 1% by volume. This is our target. This is Earth. And this is where one of you will serve your planet through the act of pro-creation.

Computer Voice: [rotating hologram] The Earth woman's reproductive organs are located here. [abdomen lights up] The access port is here. [lights up] Insertion in any other access port will not result in pregnancy. To get the woman in a receptive mood for insertion, compliment her on these areas. [hair, eyes, breasts, buttocks, legs] She will also enjoy being told that she smells nice, and that her footwear is stylish.

Graydon: The success of our planet and domination of the universe rests in your hands.::Harold Anderson: Thank you, sir.::Graydon: Now if you'll go with these men, we'll arrange for your transfer, and attach your penis.

Darna! Ang pagbabalik (1994)

Actors

• Bong Alvarez (actor)
• Tom Alvarez (actor)
• Ding Alvaro (actor)
• Alvin J. Bernales (actor)
• Nato Caluag (actor)
• Noel Carpio (actor)
• Eugene Enriquez (actor)
• Rodney Fosgate (actor)
• Dwight Gaston (actor)
• Lester Llansang (actor)
• Mike Lloren (actor)
• Edu Manzano (actor)
• Pen Medina (actor)
• Francis Pacis (actor)
• Jon Achaval (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Fantasy

Johnny cien pesos (1994)

Actors

• Luis Alarcón (actor)
• Gabriel Aldunate (actor)
• Armando Araiza (actor)
• Jorge Araneda (actor)
• César Arredondo (actor)
• Aldo Bernales (actor)
• Rodolfo Bravo (actor)
• Patricio Bunster (actor)
• Mario Bustos (actor)
• Cristián Campos (actor)
• Roberto Chignoli (actor)
• Luis Gnecco (actor)
• Sergio Hernández (actor)
• Agustín Iglesias (actor)
• Alfredo Ahumada (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

Taglines:

Searching for glory, he found hell

Ride a Crooked Mile (1938)

Actors

• Ernie Adams (actor)
• Sam Ash (actor)
• John Bleifer (actor)
• Eddie Borden (actor)
• Hal Craig (actor)
• Joseph Crehan (actor)
• Wade Crosby (actor)
• Leif Erickson (actor)
• James Flavin (actor)
• Harry Fleischmann (actor)
• Robert Gleckler (actor)
• Robert Homans (actor)
• Charles Anthony Hughes (actor)
• T.C. Jack (actor)
• Eddie Acuff (actor)

Genres

• Western

Taglines:

BRUTE FORCE AGAINST TRUE LOVE! Which wins? You'll find the amazing answer in this new kind of picture thriller!
Father and son fighting on opposite sides...for a woman...for honor...for country!

Brokiga blad (1931)

Actors

• Albin Ahrenberg (actor)
• Helge Andersson (actor)
• Eric Bengtson (actor)
• Erik Bergvall (actor)
• Gösta Bodin (actor)
• Rulle Bohman (actor)
• Arne Borg (actor)
• Ernst Brunman (actor)
• Vilhelm Bryde (actor)
• Oscar Carlsson (actor)
• Valdemar Dalquist (actor)
• Gustaf Edgren (actor)
• Carl Gustaf Ekman (actor)
• Gösta Ekman (actor)
• Edvin Adolphson (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Wanted for Murder (1918)

Actors

• Allen Adams (actor)
• John De Lacey (actor)
• Burton Green (actor)
• Darby Holmes (actor)
• Charles Raven (actor)
• Ann Eggleston (actress)
• Irene Franklin (actress)
• Lillian Hall (actress)
• Elaine Hammerstein (actress)
• Mrs. Allen Walker (actress)
• Harry Rapf (producer)
• S. Jay Kaufman (writer)
• Coolidge Streeter (writer)
• Frank Hall Crane (director)

Genres

• Drama
• War

Pilot Filmography

• Love Leads the Way: A True Story
  1984, role: actor , character name: Buddie - the dog