Tower Heist (2011)

Actors

• Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew)
• Ben Stiller (actor)
• Eddie Murphy (producer)
• Eddie Murphy (actor)
• Brian Grazer (producer)
• Alan Alda (actor)
• Matthew Broderick (actor)
• Brett Ratner (director)
• Sean Oliver (miscellaneous crew)
• Christophe Beck (composer)
• Howard Samuelsohn (miscellaneous crew)
• D.R. Farquharson (miscellaneous crew)
• Frank Pesce (actor)
• Judd Hirsch (actor)
• Matt Lauer (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Crime

Taglines:

It's not just a robbery. It's payback.
Ordinary guys. An extraordinary robbery.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Josh Kovacs: The average apartment in the Tower costs 5.6 million dollars. We have the best views, the most advanced security systems, but you know what these people are really buying?::Rick Malloy: White neighbors?

[from trailer]::Josh Kovacs: Several years ago, he was asked to manage all your pensions. Right now, they're saying that anyone who invested with Mr Shaw has been frauded.::Odessa Montero: Did he get your money too?::Josh Kovacs: ...Yeah. He did.

[from trailer]::Arthur Shaw: You people are working stiffs, clock-punchers. Easily replaced.::Josh Kovacs: I don't care what it takes. I will find a way to make it right.

[from trailer]::Cole Howard: We're not criminals. We don't know how to steal...::Josh Kovacs: Don't worry. I know someone who does.

[from trailer]::Slide: How come you bailed me out? Man, I don't even know your name!::Josh Kovacs: You don't remember Mrs Schaltzberg? We used to get dropped at her house every day for daycare! Heavy-set German woman, short goatee.::Slide: You the little seizure boy that's having seizures all the time!::Josh Kovacs: Asthma doesn't cause seizures!

[from trailer]::Slide: You know this was a bad idea, right?::Josh Kovacs: That's it, I don't want you talking to me for the rest of the robbery!

[from trailer]::Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!::Josh Kovacs: If you get shot in the face, it's over.::Slide: If you get shot in your HEAD, it's over. If you get shot in your FACE, the bullet will go through your cheek and come out the other side! Then, what you gonna do?::Cole Howard: Die! We're all gonna die!

[from trailer]::Odessa Montero: First thing you gotta do, you gotta find the entry point. You gotta use your fingers, and you find the entry point. [Slide looks at Odessa]::Odessa Montero: You married?::Slide: No, I ain't married. What's up?

[from trailer]::Cole Howard: If anybody needs me, I'll be living in this box...

[from trailer]::Cole Howard: I'm thinking of becoming a male prostitute...::Josh Kovacs: I think I might have a better idea.

Tomcats (2001)

Actors

• Robert 'Bobby Z' Zajonc (miscellaneous crew)
• Robert 'Bobby Z' Zajonc (miscellaneous crew)
• Garry Marshall (actor)
• Marc C. Geschwind (miscellaneous crew)
• Bill Maher (actor)
• David Ogden Stiers (actor)
• Candice Michelle (actress)
• Scott L. Schwartz (actor)
• Jeffrey D. Stevens (miscellaneous crew)
• Jeffrey D. Stevens (miscellaneous crew)
• Ryan Robertson (miscellaneous crew)
• Emilio Rivera (actor)
• Dakota Fanning (actress)
• Jerry O'Connell (actor)
• Horatio Sanz (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

The Last Man Standing Gets The Kitty.
Spring break heats up March 30

Quotes:

[to his genitals]::Kyle: I'm going to hurt you tonight!

Kyle: I fuck and fuck and can't get relief.

Kyle: I love the smell of bridesmaids in the morning.

Michael: [to himself] You are going to have sex with the first woman you see. First woman you see, first woman you see.::[walks out of the bathroom and stumbles by an unattractive, fat woman]::Michael: OK, second woman you see. The second woman you see.

Natalie: I'm falling for Kyle.::Michael: What?::Natalie: He's actually sweet.::Michael: Sweet? The guy screws women while they're barfing!

[to Michael]::Natalie: You're under arrest, you sick fuck!

Carlos: I'm curious, Mr. Delaney. How did you get the money?::Michael: I guess you could say I sold my soul.::Carlos: Yeah, I see a lot of that.

Jill: Call me "mistress", you disgusting little worm!

[Natalie is with Kyle in the bedroom]::Michael: Natalie, get out of there! Save yourself! It's the dick of death!

[Natalie hands Michael some "Horny Devil" boxers she randomly bought for him]::Michael: Oh great! These will go well with my Horny Devil socks.

Vampire Centerfolds (1998)

Actors

• Geoffrey de Valois (director)
• Geoffrey de Valois (writer)
• Geoffrey de Valois (editor)
• Geoffrey de Valois (producer)
• Burke Morgan (actor)
• Doria Rone (actress)
• Kristen Couchot (costume designer)
• Dave Larsen (actor)
• Leslie Hunt (actress)
• John La Monte (actor)
• Aline Kassman (actress)
• John La Monte (writer)
• John La Monte (producer)
• Carrie Janisse (actress)
• Heather Lemire (actress)

Genres

• Horror

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Centerfold - Pink
• Centerfold - Tankard
• Centerfold - Against All Authority
• Centerfold - Spunge
• Centerfold - Hayseed Dixie
• Centerfold - J. Geils Band
• Centerfold - Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle Soundtrack
• Centerfold - Simple Life 2 Soundtrack
• Radar Love - Centerfold
• Intimate Climate - Centerfold
• Dictator - Centerfold
• Centerfold - Young L

I’m on the rebound
I get it when I want to
I’m on the way down
I’m getting fixed without you
You gave me a band aid
I put it on my heartbreak
And all you got is pictures in your hand
Don't you wish you could hold
The angel in the centerfold
The fantasy you couldn’t control
I walked away from you (I walked away from you)
Don't you wish you could hold?
The pretty little paper doll
The one you couldn’t quite control
I walked away from you
Flip to me I’m the centerfold
I’m gonna charm you all night (all night)
Stick to me I’m the centerfold
We’re gonna go on, hold tight
I’m gonna hate you
‘Til I forget you
So here’s a keep sake
I left it in the bathroom
Just a little something
Something to remind you
I’m sure you’ll never get this close again
Don't you wish you could hold
The angel in the centerfold
The fantasy you couldn’t control
I walked away from you (I walked away from you)
Don't you wish you could hold
The pretty little paper doll
The one you couldn’t quite control
I walked away from you (I walked away from you)
Flip to me I’m the centerfold
I’m gonna charm you all night (all night)
Stick to me I’m the centerfold
We’re gonna go on, hold tight (hold tight)
Flip to me I’m the centerfold
I’m gonna charm you all night (all night)
Stick to me I’m the centerfold
We’re gonna go on, hold tight
Now its him when it coulda been you
Tell me why it’s him when it shoulda been you
Its crazy how this makes you wanna change
Here’s an image you won’t forget
All your life I’ll tease, I’ll torment
I’ll be gone as soon as you turn the page
Don't you wish you could hold
The angel in the centerfold
The fantasy you couldn’t control
I walked away from you (yeah)
Don't you wish you could hold
The pretty little paper doll
The one you couldn’t quite control
I walked away from you (oh, walked away from you)
Flip to me I’m the centerfold
I’m gonna charm you all night (all night)
Stick to me I’m the centerfold

(Written by Seth Justman, Originally performed by J. Geils Band)
Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain
Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between
CHORUS
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
(Repeat)
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
Chorus
It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take you car, Yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!

Does she walk? does she talk? does she come complete?
My homeroom angel always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes, no one could ever stain
The memory of my angel could never cause me pain
Years go by, I'm looking through a girlie magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold, Angel is a centerfold
Slipping notes under the desk
While I was think about her dress
I was shy, I turned away before she caught my eye
I was shaking in my shoes, whenever se flashed those baby blues
something had a hold on me when Angel passed close by
those soft fuzy sweaters, too magical to touch
I see her in that neglige is really just too much
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My angel is a centerfold, Angel is a centerfold
Now listen... its okay, I understand
this ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this fish is gone
I'll see you when your clothes on
take your car, yes we will, we'll take your car and drive it
Take it to a motel, and take'em off in private
a part of me has just been wrecked
the pages from my mind are stripped,
oh no! I can't deny it. oh yeah I got to buy it
Alright! alright! 1 2 3 4...
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold

Come on!
Does she walk?
Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My only homeroom angel always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes, no one could ever stain
The memory of my angel could never cause me pain
Years go by, I'm looking through a girlie magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in between
[Chorus]
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
[2x]
Slipped me notes, under the desk
While I was thinking about her dress
I was shy, I turned away, before she caught my eye
I was shakin' in my shoes whenever she flashed those baby blues
Something had a hold on me when Angel passed close by
Those soft fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch
To see her in that negligee is really just too much
[Chorus]
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah [3x]
Now listen:
It's okay, I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issues gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take your car, yes we will,
We'll take your car and drive it
Take it to a motel room and take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no I can't deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I got to buy it
[Chorus]
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
Alright!
Alright!
1,2,3,4
Nah nah...

Does she walk, does she talk
Does she come complete
My homeroom, homeroom Angel
Always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my Angel
Could never cause me pain
The years go by, I'm looking through
A girlie magazine
And there's my homeroom Angel
On the pages in between
(Refrain)
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My Angel is a centerfold, Angel is a centerfold
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Angel is a centerfold
Slip me notes under the desk
While I was thinking about her dress
I was shy, I turned away
Before she caught my eye
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby blues
Somethin' had a hold on me
When Angel passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
To see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
(Refrain)
Na na, na-na na na...
It's OK, I understand
This ain't no Never Never Land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take your car, yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
Take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh, no, I can't deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it
(Refrain)

{Come on}
Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain
Years go by I'm lookin' through
A girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel
On the pages in between
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy I turned away
(Aah)
Before she caught my eye
I was shakin' in my shoes
(Aah)
Whenever she flashed those baby blues
Something had a hold on me
(Aah)
When angel passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
My blood runs cold
Yea my memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
Oh yeah, angel is the centerfold
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
{Now listen}
It's okay I understand
This ain't no never never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take you car, yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
Na na na na na na na na na
Alright alright
One two three four
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Ho my blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold

Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain
Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between
CHORUS:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
(Repeat)
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
CHORUS
It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take you car, Yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!

Does she walk, does she talk
Does she come complete
My homeroom, homeroom Angel
Always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my Angel
Could never cause me pain
The years go by, I'm looking through
A girlie magazine
And there's my homeroom Angel
On the pages in between
(Refrain)
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
My Angel is a centerfold, Angel is a centerfold
My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold
Angel is a centerfold
Slip me notes under the desk
While I was thinking about her dress
I was shy, I turned away
Before she caught my eye
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby blues
Somethin' had a hold on me
When Angel passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
To see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
(Refrain)
Na na, na-na na na...
It's OK, I understand
This ain't no Never Never Land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take your car, yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
Take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh, no, I can't deny it
Oh yeah, I guess I gotta buy it
(Refrain)
Na na, na-na na na...

've been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head that drives my heel
It's my baby calling, says I need you here
And it's a half past four and I'm shifting gear
When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable coming in from above
Don't need no phone at all
We've got a thing that's called radar love
We've got a wave in the air, radar love
The radio is playing some forgotten song
Brenda Lee's coming on strong
The road has got me hypnotised
And I'm speeding into a new sunrise
refrein:
When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sents her comfort coming in from above
We don't need no letter at all
We've got a thing that's called radar love
We've got a light in the sky, radar love
No more speed, I'm almost there
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care
Last car to pass, here I go
And the line of cars drove down real slow
And the radio played that forgotten song
Brenda Lee's coming on strong
And the newsman sang his same song
Oh one more radar lover gone
refrein
We've got a thing that's called radar love
We've got a light in the sky

All I wanna do is give real love to you
All I wanna hear, I won't let do
Mmm, baby (Baby)
Don't stand so close to me
All I wanna say (All I wanna)
Is stay near
Every time you hold me in your arms
I can feel the get is good, mmm
Intimate climate
Intimate climate
Come on, baby, rain on me
All I wanna do is be a real woman to you
Wanna make you feel (Wanna make you)
Real blue
Say, baby (Baby, baby)
Can't you feel the weather change
Wanna make you feel (Wanna make you)
The heat too
'Cause, baby, it's an intimate climate
Intimate climate
Come on, baby, rain on me
Baby, it's an intimate climate
Intimate climate
Come on, baby, rain on me
Don't know what you're doin' but it feels so good
No, I'm not up to like a good girl should
'Cause every time you rain on me
I feel so mmmm
Intimate climate
Intimate climate
Come on, baby
Baby, it's an intimate climate
Intimate climate
Come on, baby, rain on me
Baby, it's an intimate climate
Intimate climate
Intimate
Intimate
Intimate
Yeah
It's intimate
Intimate
Intimate

I knew when I moved in with you
That I couldn't live without you beside me (Stay, stay)
But I knew what to expect from you
Remember no-one said that it would be easy
Hard times when I stepped out of line
You said your woman has to act like a lady (Don't you
like my games?)
Your hard lines, but all depends in mine
And you just have to get used to them, baby
Your frozen heart is gonna melt for me
I'm gonna turn this love into what it's supposed to be
A riddle that's raw, love that is sure
I won't ask for more from you, baby
A riddle that's raw, love that is sure
I won't ask for more from you, baby
Dictator
You're such a dictator
True love fits me just like a glove
But it's something that you just can't get used to
(Tight fit)
Your love needs more than a shove
And you can bet that I am going to push you
A riddle that's raw, love that is sure
I won't ask for more from you, baby
A riddle that's raw, love that is sure
I won't ask for more from you, baby
Dictator
You're such a dictator
Dictator
You're such a dictator
Your frozen heart is gonna melt for me
I'm gonna turn this love into what it's supposed to be
A riddle that's raw, love that is sure
I won't ask for more from you, baby
A riddle that's raw, love that is sure
I won't ask for more from you, baby
A riddle that's raw, love that is sure
I won't ask for more from you, baby
A riddle that's raw, love that is sure
I won't ask for more from you, baby
A riddle that's raw

[Intro:]
Young L...
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
[Chorus: x2]
The girl on the centerfoooooold, on the calenderrrr
Looks so sweet to meeeeee, I want herrrrrrr...
[Verse 1:]
Seen her on the magazine... she was lookin' too good
And if I see her in person... you could believe I would
She gets the covershots... 'cause she's a dime off top
And her man's a flop, and Young L not, so fuck witta' boss...
[Chorus:]
The girl on the centerfoooooold, on the calenderrrr
Looks so sweet to meeeeee, I want herrrrrrr...
The girl on the centerfoooooold, on the calenderrrr
Looks so sweet to meeeeee, I want herrrrrrr...
To my self...
[Verse 2:]
Yes, have the comments on your myspace pictures
What if I was with her...
What if she was on me... And what if she was hornay...
I'm takin' that too far though... I walk witta' wobble
'Cause of the stacks in my pocket,
She's sweet to me like chocolate
[Chorus:]
The girl on the centerfoooooold, on the calenderrrr
Looks so sweet to meeeeee, I want herrrrrrr...
The girl on the centerfoooooold, on the calenderrrr
Looks so sweet to meeeeee (yeeah!...), I want herrrrrrr...
To my self...
[Outro:]
... On the centerfold
... On the calender
... So sweet to me
... And I want that girl
... On the centerfold
... On the calender
... So sweet to me!