Pregnancy is a sacred time.

Those nine months of gestation where a woman can feel life growing inside of her are so special that, understandably, a lot of couples want to capture the moment as an eternal keepsake.

Some, however, get it so wrong.

That’s where Awkward Family Photos comes into the equation. While the site collects all kinds of weird and wonderful family photos from around the world, it’s the pregnancy photos that really push the limits of strange.

A pregnant woman with a suggestively-placed lollipop? They’ve got it. A couple dressed in grunge gear, lying on the floor as though the thought of welcoming their child into the world is the most depressing concept ever? Yep, they’ve got that, too.

We’ve collected our favourite strange, funny or just plain wrong pregnancy pics for you to peruse. Enjoy!

Bump on the tracks
Bump on the tracks
It's OK love. We know the varicose veins and bladder issues are tough, but it's not all that bad, get off the tracks! Image via Awkward Family Photos
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