Specs (2012)

Actors

• Dakota Miller (composer)
• Dakota Miller (editor)
• Dakota Miller (director)
• Dakota Miller (producer)
• Dakota Miller (writer)
• Rachael Vann (miscellaneous crew)
• Chelsea Daniel (actor)
• Ben Benson (actor)
• Benjamin Smith (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Horror
• Short
• Thriller

A Cigarette for the Road (2012)

Actors

• Juan Pablo Mantilla (composer)
• Alessio Giorgetti (editor)
• Alessio Giorgetti (director)
• Alessio Giorgetti (writer)
• Yunsun Chae (writer)
• Jillian Leigh (actress)
• Yunsun Chae (producer)
• Franco Bruni (actor)
• Peter Hart (actor)
• Jena Friedman (actor)
• J. McNamara (actor)
• Iacopo Mazzullo (composer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Disingenuous (2011)

Actors

• Wayne Coughlin (miscellaneous crew)
• Derrick Petrush (editor)
• Derrick Petrush (producer)
• Scott W. Fitzgerald (editor)
• Scott W. Fitzgerald (writer)
• Scott W. Fitzgerald (composer)
• Scott W. Fitzgerald (director)
• Scott W. Fitzgerald (producer)
• Scott W. Fitzgerald (actor)
• Gary Sundown (actor)
• Gary Sundown (producer)
• Chris Clark (actor)
• David E. Conley (actor)
• Rachel Oshlag (actress)
• Jesse Conklin (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short
• Thriller

Quotes:

Klaus: Care for another drink, Dr. Jones?"

Tony: I'm just a plumber, I don't know shit!::Klaus: Last time I checked, plumbers knew quite a bit... about shit!

Dr. Randy Jones: She really has amazing feet.

Tony: You sick son-of-a-bitch!

Disingenuous (2011)

Actors

• Wayne Coughlin (miscellaneous crew)
• Derrick Petrush (editor)
• Derrick Petrush (producer)
• Scott W. Fitzgerald (editor)
• Scott W. Fitzgerald (writer)
• Scott W. Fitzgerald (composer)
• Scott W. Fitzgerald (director)
• Scott W. Fitzgerald (producer)
• Scott W. Fitzgerald (actor)
• Gary Sundown (actor)
• Gary Sundown (producer)
• Chris Clark (actor)
• David E. Conley (actor)
• Rachel Oshlag (actress)
• Jesse Conklin (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short
• Thriller

Quotes:

Klaus: Care for another drink, Dr. Jones?"

Tony: I'm just a plumber, I don't know shit!::Klaus: Last time I checked, plumbers knew quite a bit... about shit!

Dr. Randy Jones: She really has amazing feet.

Tony: You sick son-of-a-bitch!

Misscommunication (2009)

Actors

• Phillip Slavin (producer)
• Nicolas Chancellor (actor)
• Phillip Slavin (actor)
• Phillip Slavin (editor)
• Phillip Slavin (writer)
• Phillip Slavin (director)
• Leanne Britton (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Behind Closed Doors (2009)

Actors

• Jason Downer (composer)
• Travis David Suhr (writer)
• Travis David Suhr (producer)
• Jeff Steed (actor)
• Candace Czarny (actor)
• Bruce Wayne (editor)
• Bonnie Green (actor)
• Dane Reindel (producer)
• Steve DeVol (director)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

The Legend of Chang Apana (2009)

Actors

• Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa (producer)
• Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa (actor)
• Jon Brekke (director)
• Jon Brekke (producer)
• Michael Wurth (writer)
• Michael Wurth (director)
• Mike Daze (actor)
• Andrew McLaren (actor)
• Lisa Dowd (producer)
• Stephen Fox (composer)
• Evan Okino (editor)
• Merlinda Garma (actor)
• John Noland (producer)
• Raymond Jatico (editor)
• Edward Lalau (editor)

Genres

• Short
• Western

Taglines:

Based upon the real legend of Honolulu Detective Chang Apana

Coming Home: Dangerously (2009)

Actors

• Nick Striker (writer)
• Nick Striker (director)
• Nick Striker (editor)
• Nick Striker (producer)
• Chris Anderko (producer)
• Ariele Gifford (actor)
• Terra Rummel (miscellaneous crew)
• Mel Hard (actor)
• Sean Peters (actor)
• Fei Tang (actor)
• Justin Lee (writer)

Genres

• Drama
• Horror
• Short
• Thriller

Farce of the Penguins (2006)

Actors

• Whoopi Goldberg (actress)
• Samuel L. Jackson (actor)
• Krista Johnston (miscellaneous crew)
• Krista Johnston (miscellaneous crew)
• Jason Alexander (actor)
• Jon Lovitz (actor)
• James Belushi (actor)
• Jeffrey Ross (actor)
• Christina Applegate (actress)
• Gilbert Gottfried (actor)
• Lewis Black (actor)
• David Steinberg (miscellaneous crew)
• Tracy Morgan (actor)
• Jamie Kennedy (actor)
• Damon Wayans (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

What Happens In Antarctica... Stays in Antarctica
May the farce be with you.

Quotes:

What's global warming Penguin: Careful, you might start an avalanche.::There's no snow Penguin: With what? There's no fucking snow!

Marcus: Now get your head out of my ass, you 'Brokeback Mountain' bitch.

Melissa: I am tired of the club scene!::Vicky: So are the baby seals!

Narrator: And analogous to being a half-man/half-woman, Antarctica used to be populated by thick bushes, until millions of years ago when it slowly drifted to the south-most point of the Earth, where all hell froze over. America used to be populated by thick bushes, too, until they started bikini waxes and Brazilian cuts... Mmm-mmm, I miss big bushes!

Narrator: Antarctica is one-and-a-half times the size of the United States, a claim once made in the 1960s by Cuba. But this isn't the story about a country who's just waiting for their next dictator to die. This is the story about the amazing creatures who for millions of years have lived here, in Mother Earth's frigid, white anus. This is a story about survival. It is a story about determination, but mainly it is a story about love, penguin love. This is the farce of the penguins!

Jimmy: You know, I'm so full right now if I farted, a minnow would pop out of my ass. I'd probably eat it too.

Online Penguin: [just got rejected by a female penguin] Is it because my breath smells like ass?

Marcus: Yeah! Bounce to it!

Melissa: [about Helen] Has she ever held on to a man?::Vicky: Only by the throat.

Carl: Cuz he loved her... in a way IIIIIII never diiiiiiiid...

Bi-Ceps (1986)

Actors

• Lois Ayres (actress)
• Athena Star (actress)
• Penny Lane (actress)
• Catherine Crystal (actor)
• Terry LeGrand (producer)
• Roger Earl (writer)
• Roger Earl (director)
• Tony Knapp (producer)
• Cole Carpenter (actor)
• Ryan Andrews (actor)
• Matt (actor)
• Chris Thompson (actor)
• Jason Steele (actor)
• Sandy Blue (actor)
• David Lee Grand (producer)

Genres

Sheila Filmography

• Génération duo
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Graffiti 60
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Mamy Scopitone - L'âge d'or du clip
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Claude François - Sa première tournée - Un été frénétique
  1994, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Treasure Island
  1985, role: actress , character name: Aunt
• Terzo canale
  1970, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Bang Bang
  1967, role: actress , character name: Sheila
• Euro-Party
  1967, role: actress , character name: Herself - Singer
• L'année du bac
  1964, role: actress , character name: Herself

Sheila Filmography

• Black Cover Girl
  2003, role: actress
• 100% Blowjobs 8
  2002, role: actress
• Buttman's Big Tit Adventure #5
  2001, role: actress
• Blown Away!
  1998, role: actress
• Buttman Goes to Rio 3 Oh!
  1992, role: actress

Sheila Filmography

• Asses Galore 8
  1997, role: actress
• Conjugal Visits
  1995, role: actress
• Girls of Summer
  1995, role: actress
• Super Bi Bowl
  1995, role: actress
• Virgin Killers #1: The Killing Spree
  1995, role: actress

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Sheila - Frank Sinatra
• Sheila - Bzn
• Sheila - Morphine
• Sheila - Georgia Satellites
• Sheila - Jamie T
• Sheila - Steelheart
• Sheila - Tommy Roe
• Sheila - Greg Kihn Band
• Sheila - Sixty Stories

(Shiela, Shiela, wa wawawa woo)
Shiela is yesterday's kiss,
The girl who loved me, the heart that I miss,
At times when old flames reappear,
I cry over souvenirs, or smile at lonely flowers.
Those hours with Shiela, I'll never regain,
Their light has faded like one summer rain,
But someway I'll find that someday
When Shiela is mine once again.
(Those hours with Shiela he'll never regain.)
(Their light has faded, faded like one summer rain)
But someway, I'll find that someday
When Shiela is mine once again.

Having homes and having everything
A Christmastree where all the children sing
You are dining and you taste the wine
Peach flambé, it all looks very fine
At the moment that you switch the light
Sheila's washing down the riverside
She has got no dolls that she can hold
She feels hungry and she's six years old
Don't cry Sheila
Tears rolling from your eyes
Still being blind after all those years
We forgot you, but once we'll dry your tears
Don't cry Sheila
Tears rolling from your eyes
Still being blind after all those years
We forgot you, but once we'll dry your tears
Having homes where we can watch TV
Having cars and boats to sail the sea
Sheila never will have grace or style
She's just hungry and she lost her smile
Don't cry Sheila
Tears rolling from your eyes
Still being blind after all those years
We forgot you, but once we'll dry your tears
Still being blind after all those years
We forgot you, but once we'll dry your tears Appears
Dutch albums

Shelia has a cat, she pets the cat
Puts a spell on the cat, a beautiful cat
Shelia has a cat, she pets the cat
Yeah, the beautiful cat says, Shelia, Shelia
Shelia has a cat, she pets the cat
Puts a spell on the cat, a beautiful cat
She takes the cat, looks him in the eyes
Makes him reply Shelia, Shelia
Oh, most gracious of beings
Oh, most gracious of beings, my queen
I'm yours to command, yours to command
I'm yours to command, Shelia, Shelia
Shelia has a cat, she pets the cat
Puts a spell on the cat, she runs her fingers down his back
'Cause Shelia has a cat, puts a spell on the cat
Looks him in the eyes makes him reply, Shelia Shelia

The other night, I had a dream
I was dying in desert sand
And then above watching over me
Stood an angel with a golden hand singing
Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila
The screeling and a reeling
Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila
My heart, she was stealing
Living here in this old town
There ain't a lot to do
And after work I just ride around
Looking out for something new
When I saw you standing in a drugstore
Trying on your diamond ring
Had to run in, jump through the front door
Grab your hand and start to sing about
Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila
The screeling and a reeling
Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila
My heart, she was stealing
She don't run, she don't hide
Sheila thinks that everyone
Is beautiful inside, oh, inside
Sheila, put your red dress on
And let your long hair down
We're gonna make them turn the lights on
On the hill at the edge of town
I was lost and on my own
I was lost and broken down
And when you sing that old Shirelle song
I'm the king with the golden crown singing
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, oh, Sheila, Sheila
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, oh, Sheila, Sheila
Na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, oh
Sheila's inside of the night
Trying to take me into the light
Sheila's inside of the night
Trying to take me into the light
Sheila's inside of the night
Trying to take me into the light
Sheila's inside of the night
Trying to take me into the light
Sheila's inside of the night

Sheila goes out with her mate Stella
Gets poured all over her fella
'Cause she says, "Man he ain't no better
Than the next man kicking up fuss"
Drunk, she stumbles down by a river
Screams calling "London"
None of us heard her coming
I guess the carpet weren't rolled out
Oh when my love, my darling
You've left me here alone
I'll walk the streets of London
Which once seemed all our own
The vast suburban churches
Together we have found
The ones which smelt of gaslight
The ones in incense drowned
Her lingo went from the Cockney to the Gringo
Anytime she sing a song the other girls sing along
And tell all the fellas that the lady is single
Fickle way ta tickle on my young man's tipple
She's up for doing what she like, any day, more like the night
She drowned drunk sorrows, that she stole, bought, borrowed
She didn't like thugs but at the same time understood
Fella's will be fella's 'til the end of time
Good heavens you boys
Blue-blooded murder of the English tongue
Jack had a gang that he called the Many Grams
He was known as Smack Jack the Cracker Man
In life he was dealt some shit hands
But the boys' got the back now
And Jay went the same way as Micky and Dan
Dependent mans upon the heroin
And man, Lisa had a baby with Sam
And now Jack's on his own man
Well done, Jack, glug down that cider
You're right, she's a slut and you never fucking liked her
Not like, what, he stopped so shocked
Cause it turned out the last dance killed the pied piper
Sheila goes out with her mate Stella
Gets poured all over her fella
'Cause she says, "Man he ain't no better
Than the next man kicking up fuss"
Drunk, she stumbles down by a river
Screams calling "London"
None of us heard her coming
I guess the carpet weren't rolled out
So this a short story about the girl Georgina
Never seen her worse, clean young mess
Under stress, at best but she's pleased to see you
With love, God Bless, we lay her body to rest
Now it all there started with Daddy's alcoholic
Lightweight, drink it down, numbing his brain
And the doctor said he couldn't get the heart there started
Now beat up, drugged up, she feeling the strain
She says, "When I fall, no one catch me
Alone, lonely, I'll overdose slowly
Get scared, I'll scream and shout"
But you know it won't matter she'll be passing out
I said gigidy-bigidy-up, and just another day
Another sad story that's tragedy
Paramedics announced death at 10.30
Rip it up, kick it, spit out the views
Sheila goes out with her mate Stella
Gets poured all over her fella
'Cause she says, "Man he ain't no better
Than the next man kicking up fuss"
Drunk, she stumbles down by a river
Screams calling "London"
None of us heard her coming
I guess the carpet weren't rolled out
Sheila goes out with her mate Stella
Gets poured all over her fella
'Cause she says, "Man he ain't no better
Than the next man kicking up fuss"
Drunk, she stumbles down by a river
Screams calling "London"
None of us heard her coming

Well, there's a girl, lives on my block
She got the rhythm and likes to rock
Most every night, she's out on the town
Because she like, yeah, to fool around
But when I'm lonely, she's always got the time
I got the bottle, the salt and lime
Oh, Sheila, Sheila, Sheila likes tequila
Ol' Margarita is her friend, Senor Cuervos, her lovin' man
Oh, when she needs some sympathy
She tends to seek, oh, their company
Oh when it all gets a bit too much
Oh yeah, the lady needs the lovin' touch
Oh Sheila, oh Sheila, Sheila likes tequila
Yeah, oh Sheila, oh Sheila, Sheila, yeah
She's quite a lady, oh, she's quite a girl
Tonight she'll take me around the world
But in the mornin' I look in her eyes
And only see a cold sunrise
The bottle's dusty but the liquor's clean, yeah
Break out the OJ and grenadine
Oh Sheila, oh Sheila, Sheila likes tequila
Yeah, oh Sheila, oh Sheila, Sheila, yeah
Oh Sheila, oh Sheila, Sheila, yeah
I try to give her all the love that I can
All the love that I can
For Mister Cuervos, her lovin' man
Sheila, oh Sheila, Sheila, Sheila
Sheila, oh Sheila, yeah

Sweet little Sheila, you'll know her if you see her
Blue eyes and a ponytail
Cheeks are rosy, she looks a little nosy
Man, this little girl is fine
Never knew a girl like a little Sheila
Her name drives me insane
Sweet little girl, that's my little Sheila
Man, this little girl is fine
Me and Sheila go for a ride
Oh-oh-oh-oh, I feel all funny inside
Then little Sheila whispers in my ear
Oh-oh-oh-oh, I love you Sheila dear
Sheila said she loved me, she said she'd never leave me
True love will never die
We're so doggone happy just bein' around together
Man, this little girl is fine
Never knew a girl like a little Sheila
Her name drives me insane
Sweet little girl, that's my little Sheila
Man, this little girl is fine
Me and Sheila go for a ride
Oh-oh-oh-oh, I feel all funny inside
Then little Sheila whispers in my ear
Oh-oh-oh-oh, I love you Sheila dear
Sheila said she loved me, she said she'd never leave me
True love will never die
We're so doggone happy just bein' around together
Man, this little girl is fine
Oh, this little girl is fine
Yeah, this little girl is fine

Sheila
The Greg Kihn Band
Sweet little Sheila
You'll know it when you see her
Blue eyes and a poney tail
Her cheeks are rosey, she looks a little nosey
Man this little girl is fine
Never met a girl
Like my little Sheila
Her name drives me insane
Sweet little girl, that's my little Sheila
Man this little girl is fine
When me and Sheila go for a ride
I, I, I, I, I feel funny inside
When my little Sheila whispers in my ear
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I love you Sheila dear
She even said she loved me
She said she'd never leave me
True love will never die
We sit down on that beach, just being right together
Man this little girl is fine
Alright!
(Solo)
Sweet little Sheila! (Repeat this 4x)
Oh,oh, little Sheila (Sweet little Sheila)
Sweet little Sheila (Repeat this 3x)

Last year I left a box of milk in the hall
Behind the heater to go bad; a rotten smell.
I'll never pretend that I didn't know
What she was doing in the stall.
Jessica's hiding out in the bathroom with pale skin.
Jessica's hiding out in the bathroom, eyes tearing.
She's got a cloth to wipe the shit off her dirty knees,
A rotten toothbrush yellowing with her teeth.
Jessica's hiding out in the bathroom again.
Her tummy pouts in bathroom mirrors and bathroom stalls
That have seen a thousand teenage dreams go unfulfilled.
And I'll never forget and I'll never let go