Christmas in Rockefeller Center (2008)

Actors

• Neal E. Boyd (actor)
• Stephen Colbert (actor)
• Harry Connick Jr. (actor)
• David Cook (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Jamie Foxx (actor)
• Eric Jacobson (actor)
• Kris Johnson (actor)
• Kris Johnson (actor)
• The Jonas Brothers (actor)
• Joe Jonas (actor)
• Kevin Jonas (actor)
• Nick Jonas (actor)
• Kiril Kulish (actor)
• Tony Bennett (actor)

Genres

• Music

Superhero Movie (2008)

Actors

• Eric Artell (actor)
• Drake Bell (actor)
• Craig Bierko (actor)
• James J. Burke (actor)
• Brian Carpenter (actor)
• Dan Castellaneta (actor)
• Matt Champagne (actor)
• Jonathan Chase (actor)
• Sam Cohen (actor)
• Keith David (actor)
• Timothy Farmer (actor)
• Miles Fisher (actor)
• Kurt Fuller (actor)
• John Getz (actor)
• Aki Aleong (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi
• Thriller

Taglines:

The greatest Superhero movie of all time! (not counting all the others)

Quotes:

[after Aunt Lucille farts through Rick and Jill's conversation, Hourglass breaks through the window]::Hourglass: Sorry to drop in uninvited.::Rick Riker: It's okay. We were hoping someone would open a window. It was getting stuffy in here.

Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!::Rick Riker: Great responsibility? Try to breathe!::Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my balls!

Uncle Albert: [to Rick about a book on puberty] There are mood swings, fluid retention, and once a month you'll bleed from your vagina.::[awkward pause]::Uncle Albert: This may be the wrong book.

Rick Riker: I'm not wearing any diamonds.

Rick Riker: [during a prolonged conversation with Jill while plummeting from a rooftop] This is a really tall building.

Lou Landers: [before death] Oh fuck.

Uncle Albert: God, Lucille! How could you take her away from me! I can't live without her! Lucille! Snookie lumps!::Undertaker: I'm sorry, there's been a terrible mistake. This is your wife.::Uncle Albert: [sees Lucille in other casket] Ah!::Undertaker: She is this man's wife.::Uncle Albert: Give me five minutes.

Tom Cruise: [clapping with each syllable to emphasize his point] Old MacDonald had a farm and Bingo was his name - o.

Uncle Albert: [lovingly] Your thighs look like warm cottage cheese someone threw up on a hot sidewalk.::Aunt Lucille Adams: And you've always had a tiny penis.::Uncle Albert: Well, what does it matter when you're in love?

Priest: We are gathered today to say goodbye to Lucille Adams.::Mourners: Goodbye!

In the Presence of Evil (2008)

Actors

• John Trapani (actor)
• Ana Ayora (actress)
• Talia Molé Monson (actress)
• Joe Pisciotta (writer)
• Joe Pisciotta (director)
• Joe Pisciotta (editor)

Genres

• Drama
• Short

Tony Bennett: An American Classic (2006)

Actors

• Chris Botti (actor)
• Michael Bublé (actor)
• Billy Crystal (actor)
• Robert De Niro (actor)
• Scott Fowler (actor)
• Lonnie Henderson (actor)
• Brandon Henschel (actor)
• Scott Hislop (actor)
• Elton John (actor)
• Juanes (actor)
• John Legend (actor)
• Brian Mather (actor)
• Tim Byron Owen (actor)
• Tim Pingel (actor)
• Tony Bennett (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Music

Lightning Bug (2004)

Actors

• Jon Everry (actor)
• George Faughnan (actor)
• Kevin Gage (actor)
• Donald Gibb (actor)
• Bret Harrison (actor)
• Kevin Christopher Kline (actor)
• Bob Penny (actor)
• Hal Sparks (actor)
• Jonathan Spencer (actor)
• Lucas Till (actor)
• Josh Todd (actor)
• Brandon Trost (actor)
• Tim Tuttle (actor)
• Austin Westfall (actor)
• Jamie Avera (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Taglines:

Sex ... Bugs ... and Rock'n'Roll
There are monsters standing in his way.

Quotes:

Angevin Duvet: [about the "new" Friday the 13th] Excellent body count.

Ms. Duvet: Do you know this disgusting ritual originates with a pagan holiday?::Green Graves: Yeah, so does Christmas.

Billy Martin: She's my first cousin, and the cutest one I got, too. Like I always say, the closer kin, the deeper in. [chucking]

The Meaning of Life (1983)

Actors

• Sydney Arnold (actor)
• Luke Baxter (actor)
• Stephen Beasley (actor)
• Guy Bertrand (actor)
• Andrew Bicknell (actor)
• Paul Bourke (actor)
• Robert Carrick (actor)
• Graham Chapman (actor)
• Graham Chapman (actor)
• Graham Chapman (actor)
• Graham Chapman (actor)
• Graham Chapman (actor)
• Graham Chapman (actor)
• Graham Chapman (actor)
• Jack Armstrong (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Musical

Taglines:

What it is, Where it is, and how to avoid treading in it [Video Australia]
It took God six days to create the earth, and Monty Python just 90 minutes to screw it up.

Quotes:

Hospital Administrator: And what are you doing this morning?::Obstetrician: It's a birth.::Hospital Administrator: Ah. And what sort of thing is that?::Dr. Spenser: Well, that's where we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.::Hospital Administrator: Wonderful what we can do nowdays.

Man in Pink: [singing] Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown / and things seem hard or tough / and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft / and you feel that you've had quite enough! / just remember that your standing on a planet thats evolving / revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour / its orbiting at ninety miles a second / so its reckoned / a sun that is the source of all our power / the sun and you and me / and all the stars that we can see / are moving at a million miles a day / in an outer spiral arm at forty-thousand miles an hour / of the galaxy we call the Milky Way / Our galaxy itself / contains a hundred billion stars / its a hundred thousand lightyears side to side / it bulges in the middle / sixteen-thousand lightyears thick / but out by us its just three-thousand lightyears wide / were thirty-thousand lightyears from galatic central point / we go round every two-hundred-million years / and our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe. [musical interlude] The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding / in all of the directions it can whiz / as fast as it can go / the speed of light you know / twelve million miles a minute and thats the fastest speed there is / so remember when your feeling very small and insecure / how amazingly unlikely is your birth / and pray that there intelligent life somewhere up in space / cause theres bugger all down here on Earth.

Noel Coward: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. [singing] Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back.

Grim Reaper: Englishmen, you're all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.

Grim Reaper: Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

Father: The mill's closed. There's no more work. We're destitute.::Children: Ohhhhh.::Father: I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Gaston: You see that house? That is where I was born. My mother said to me, "Garcon. The world is a beautiful place, and you must spread joy and contentment everywhere you go". And so I became a waiter... Well, I know it is not a great philosophy but... [pauses, looks offended] Well, fuck you. I can live my life in my own way if I want to. [begins to walk away in disgust] Fuck off. Don't come following me.

Chaplain: Let us praise God. O Lord...::Congregation: O Lord...::Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...::Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...::Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.::Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.::Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.::Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.::Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...::Congregation: And barefaced flattery.::Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.::Congregation: Fantastic.::Humphrey: Amen.::Congregation: Amen.

Maitre d': Good evening sir and how are we today?::Mr. Creosote: Better.::Maitre d': Better?::Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

Paitent: What do I do?::Dr. Spenser: Nothing, dear! You're not qualified!

Music Is Magic (1935)

Actors

• Ernie Alexander (actor)
• Thomas Beck (actor)
• Wade Boteler (actor)
• Don Brodie (actor)
• Tex Brodus (actor)
• James Burke (actor)
• Heinie Conklin (actor)
• Hal K. Dawson (actor)
• Jack Durant (actor)
• Gladden James (actor)
• Si Jenks (actor)
• Jerry Jerome (actor)
• Jim Mason (actor)
• Frances McCardell (actor)
• Luis Alberni (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Musical

Taglines:

WHEN YOU'RE NOT CHEERING THE MUSIC, YOU'RE LAUGHING AT THE FUN! (original poster-all caps)
She went to Hollywood to be a star...and soft-soaped her way into a laundry job...till opportunity knocked, and in walker fame, love and laughter (original poster)

Bennett, Tony Filmography

• Manufacturing Dissent
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself

Bennett, Tony Filmography

• Real Change: Artists for Education
  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tony Bennett: Duets II
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tony Bennett Duets 2: The Great Performances
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 54th Annual Grammy Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Zen of Bennett
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Merry Christmas with Our People... Tony Bennett and Friends
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Royal Variety Performance 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• A Very Gaga Thanksgiving
  2011, role: actor
• Premios Ondas 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Honoree & Performer
• Sing Your Song
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Video Music Awards 2011
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Christmas in Rockefeller Center
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Special Guest
• Recording: The History of Recorded Music
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bee Gees: In Our Own Time
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Last Play at Shea
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• We Are the World 25 for Haiti
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Johnny Mercer: The Dream's on Me
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stevie Wonder: In Performance at the White House - The Library of Congress Gershwin Prize
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Listen to the World
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Streisand: Live in Concert
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience
• Hugh Hefner: Playboy, Activist and Rebel
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself: Singer
• Dreams with Sharp Teeth
  2008, role: actor , character name: Hymie Kelly in 'The Oscar'
• Christmas in Rockefeller Center
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 50th Annual Grammy Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Michael Parkinson's Greatest Entertainers
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Celebration Concert Honoring Speaker Nancy Pelosi
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 49th Annual Grammy Awards
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Truth in Terms of Beauty
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Movies Rock
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Le Cirque: A Table in Heaven
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Christmas in Rockefeller Center
  2007, role: actor
• Happy Birthday Elton! From Madison Square Garden, New York
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 59th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Co-Perfomer and Winner: Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program
• Tony Bennett: Duets - The Making of an American Classic
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 2006 Billboard Music Awards
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Premiere Bond: Opening Nights
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tony Bennett: An American Classic
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• The Kennedy Center Honors: A Celebration of the Performing Arts
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Honoree
• More All-Time Greatest Love Songs
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• In Conversation with Tony Bennett and Abby Mann
  2005, role: actor
• Saturday Swings
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sesame Street Presents: The Street We Live On
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Songs: America's Greatest Music in the Movies
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Andy Williams: My Favorite Duets
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 58th Annual Tony Awards
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• Christmas in Rockefeller Center
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Performer
• The 46th Annual Grammy Awards
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Bruce Almighty
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself

Bennett, Tony Filmography

• Goodnight Moon & Other Sleepytime Tales
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Royal Variety Performance
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself