The Last War Crime (2012)

Actors

• Scott Blair (actor)
• Salman Bokhari (actor)
• David Bolton (actor)
• Rob Brackenridge (actor)
• Maxwell Brooks (actor)
• Elkanah Burns (actor)
• G. Larry Butler (actor)
• Richard Connamacher (actor)
• Keith Connes (actor)
• Troy Conrad (actor)
• Alexander Cukor (actor)
• Reggie De Morton (actor)
• Chris Devlin (actor)
• John Dimitri (actor)
• Marco Berrios (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Taglines:

The movie that will end torture
What if there was only one chance for justice?

Quotes:

Rachel Silver: When the last shot is fired in the last war, that will be the last war crime.

Dick Cheney: I say we make him do the fish dance.

Female Interrogator: Have it your way, towel head. How about a towel for your face, a great big wet towel?

David Addington: Maybe we could call it compassionate torture.

Bob Angle: I don't care what you tell that fat wet back, as long as it's not the truth. Otherwise I'm gonna nail you to the wall so hard it's gonna make the Crucifixion feel like a couple of pin pricks.

Will Ferrell: You're Welcome America - A Final Night with George W Bush (2009)

Actors

• Gordon Brown (actor)
• Dick Cheney (actor)
• Michael Delaney (actor)
• Patrick Ferrell (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Stephen Harper (actor)
• Adam Mucci (actor)
• Edward Norton (actor)
• Richard Perle (actor)
• Colin Powell (actor)
• José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero (actor)
• Karl Rove (actor)
• Nicolas Sarkozy (actor)
• Tommy Thompson (actor)
• John Ashcroft (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Ask not what your country can do for you but what have I done to your country?

Quotes:

George W. Bush: For the next ten years, Secret Service has to do anything I want. For instance, if I'm at a Reba McEntire concert and I'm too tired to walk back to the car, Secret Service has to, by law, carry me piggyback back to the parking lot.

[first lines]::George W. Bush: That was weird. When the pilots of Marine One said they were going to drop me off in New York City, I thought they were joking. I said, "Sure. Y'know, while you're at it, why don't you drop me off in the faggy Theater District?" And guess what, they did! So the joke's on me. But let me be clear about something - I'm just kidding, okay? I don't think theater's faggy. Except for "Cats." and "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change." Yeah, that one's queer and Yiddishy. You know, if you want to treat yourself to just a wonderful night out at the theater, just an outstanding show about pride and work ethic and values without any sort of gay agenda, go see "Rent." Laura and I must've seen that show no less than eighty times.

George W. Bush: Let us pray. Dear Lord Jesus Christ, and by Jesus Christ I'm referring to blond, good-looking, lightly-bearded or clean-shaven Jesus Christ, not hippie-looking Jesus or swarthy, more Middle Eastern Jesus - who's probably more historically accurate - not that guy. So dear clean-shaven or lightly-bearded-like-Mike-Piazza Jesus, we give thanks to you and to everything you do. Your love and acceptance washes over all of us like the warm healing waters in one of those European toilets that cleans you inside and out. I believe it's called a bid-ett. Dear blond, almost Swiss-looking Jesus, we ask you to allow us to accept everyone in this theater tonight, regardless of their religious beliefs, whether it be Muslim, or Hindu, or Jewish, or witchcraft.

George W. Bush: I was a simple, normal kid. I liked to do simple, normal things. Like shoot wrist rockets at a stray cat strapped to a propane tank. Just basic mischief, you know? Or like this one time, we shot up a sleeping hobo full of novocaine, then we'd yell, "Pie on the windowsill!" And they'd wake up all numb and poor and we'd laugh. But that's just the kind of stuff you do growing up in Midland, when you're a young, precocious little thirty-year-old.

George W. Bush: One time, I did convince all the family to come down here one Easter. I took all the Bush men - Dad, Jeb, Neil, Marvin - on a tour of an old abandoned mineshaft I found on the outskirts of the ranch. It was fun, all the Bush guys reminiscing, clowning around in an old abandoned mineshaft, when wouldn't you know, it collapses on us. We'd be trapped for three days, and the whole while, my Dad's up my ass saying things like, "Goddammit, George! Did you test this shaft to see if it was safe?" I'm like, "No! Of course not! It's just an abandoned mineshaft, you just go climb around in it! Besides, I thought you'd like it, 'cause it's historical!" And then Jeb's like, "Everyone shut up, we've gotta conserve oxygen!" I'm like, "I don't give a shit! God's got a plan for me! If this is the way I go, then this is the way I go!" Then my Dad's like, "Gimme a fucking break! Did you tell anyone where we were going?" And I'm like, "No! I didn't! I only thought we'd be gone an hour!" He's like, "You've gotta be kidding me!" All of a sudden, Marvin starts screaming, "I crushed my maid with a car!" And Neil starts yelling, "I once had sex with thirty Thai hookers at once!" And then Jeb's like, "I'm being serious, let's conserve oxygen!" I'm like, "Enough with the damn oxygen!" And my Dad's like, "Why are you the only one in this family that speaks with a Texas accent? It makes no sense!" I'm like, "Do I? Do I have an accent? 'Cause if I do, I can't hear it!" And just then, as my Dad was about to lunge for my neck, we heard some rocks moving, and outside was my Mom, all ripped and muscular, throwing boulders away from the opening of the mineshaft. She then pulled us out one by one and placed us on a cart, and pulled the cart like a powerful draft horse all the way back home, her deltoids twitching, her loins covered in a milky white froth. It was one of the most gross and impressive things I'd ever seen. I was crying and barfing all at the same time.

George W. Bush: They said, "Gore's calling again," I'm like, "What's his deal?" They said, "This time he's calling to take back his concession 'cause it's too close to call and they're doing a statewide recall," and I'm like, "You can't take it back!" He's like, "Yes I can." I'm like, "No you can't." He's like, "Says who?" And I paused and I thought real hard. Then I said, "The Geneva Convention, that's who," and I hung up the phone again. turns out I was wrong. The Geneva Convention pertains more to the laws that will govern the Moon once it's colonized. But it sure felt good at the moment.

George W. Bush: Yes, one time I did walk in on Dick Cheney down in the basement of the White House, and he was being fucked by a giant goat-devil in a room full of pentagrams. And he looked up at me with solid silver glowing orb-like eyes, and his breath had a strong ammonia scent to it, and he told me in a language that I knew in my heart had not been spoken in over a thousand years, "Parrav go lahlah!" And I just ran, I just got the hell out of there.

[Speaking about the book "The Pet Goat"]::George W. Bush: A mere eight months into my presidency, on September 11th, I'm interrupted from reading one of the more fascinating stories I've ever come across with news that the world as we know it has gone cuckoo. So stunned was I by the news of the day's events, combined with the power of the narrative found in "The Pet Goat," that I just sat there in silence for over seven minutes.

[On Morocco's contribution to the Iraq War]::George W. Bush: Then of course there was Morocco, who pledged to send 2,000 monkeys to detonate land mines and perform at children's parties. Then there seemed to be some question as to whether or not Morocco had the monkeys, and I said, "Regardless of whether they have them or not, that sounds cool as shit and I want that." A special unit of 2,000 trained monkeys that we can send anywhere in the world to fight evil and make children laugh? Duh! Despite vigorous protests from my Cabinet, I put into motion Operation Primate Speargun. For one year, a special unit of 2,000 wild monkeys trained side by side with the 82nd Airborne down at Fort Bragg in total secrecy. In order to ensure a maximum covert operation, most of the training was done at night. I was heavily invested in the unit, so I'd often fly down to participate in field exercises, and one of the things I noticed during the exercises was that many of the monkeys would simply run off into the woods, randomly shooting their spearguns at each other or inanimate objects. So I asked my field commanders, I said, "How often had this been happening?" And they said that this type of thing had happened every single time. So then I asked a tough question, "Why do you think it's happening?" The Major said that his guess was because they were wild monkeys, and that they as soldiers didn't have the proper training to work with them. So I looked at 'em right in the eye, and I said, "But we're gonna get there, right?" He said, "I doubt it, Sir." I said, "Well, hold on, let me ask you this. Are they at least entertaining the children?" He said he'd have no idea of knowing, but that his guess would be no, considering it was a top secret operation and no one knew the monkeys were there, especially the children. At the end of exercises, all but forty monkeys had run off into the North Carolina woods. Speargun attacks along the I-95 corridor have increased 1,000 percent in that time. So let me just tell you this: if you're planning a car trip down to Disney World, don't stop at the rest stops, okay? 'Cause there's a 50-50 chance a malnourished monkey is gonna pop up out of a toilet, shoot you in the face with a speargun.

[last lines]::George W. Bush: I just want to say one last thing. You're welcome America.

W. (2008)

Actors

• David Born (actor)
• Dennis Boutsikaris (actor)
• Jesse Bradford (actor)
• Keenan Harrison Brand (actor)
• Jonathan Breck (actor)
• McIntyre Bridges (actor)
• Josh Brolin (actor)
• Dane Brown (actor)
• Bruce Bryant (actor)
• Patrick Michael Carney (actor)
• Wes Chatham (actor)
• Oscar Contreras (actor)
• Rob Corddry (actor)
• James Cromwell (actor)
• Michael C. 'Mike' Allen (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama
• History

Taglines:

Get Ready
A life misunderestimated.

Quotes:

George W. Bush: [Looks around the countryside] I think we missed the side road!

George W. Bush: I believe God wants me to be president!

George W. Bush: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... and won't get fooled again.

George W. Bush: Whose job is it, to find these damn weapons?

George W. Bush: Who's ever remembered the son of a president?::Laura Bush: John Quincy Adams!::George W. Bush: Yeah, but that was like, three hundred years ago wasn't it?

Thatcher: Following in your father's footsteps there, Bushy?

George Herbert Walker Bush: You want an ass-whipping?::George W. Bush: Try it old man!::George Herbert Walker Bush: Go ahead, take a swing!

Asian Journalist: Mr. President, what place do you think you will have in history?::George W. Bush: History? In history we'll all be dead!

George W. Bush: God bless us all!

Barbara Bush: Is he imbibing something I don't know about?

Dick Fiction (2006)

Actors

• Josh Axelman (actor)
• Kelly Bakst (actor)
• Bill Caco (actor)
• Bill Caco (actor)
• Bill Caco (actor)
• Josh Robert Thompson (actor)
• Josh Robert Thompson (actor)
• Cari Finken (actress)
• Bill Caco (producer)
• Bill Caco (writer)
• Bill Caco (director)

Genres

• Short

Dick Fiction (2006)

Actors

• Josh Axelman (actor)
• Kelly Bakst (actor)
• Bill Caco (actor)
• Bill Caco (actor)
• Bill Caco (actor)
• Josh Robert Thompson (actor)
• Josh Robert Thompson (actor)
• Cari Finken (actress)
• Bill Caco (producer)
• Bill Caco (writer)
• Bill Caco (director)

Genres

• Short

The Path to 9/11 (2006)

Actors

• Youssef Abagourram (actor)
• Amar Adatia (actor)
• Riz Ahmed (actor)
• Tarik Ait Benali (actor)
• Don Allison (actor)
• Sier Amiri (actor)
• Salvatore Antonio (actor)
• Anthony Ashbee (actor)
• Sayed Badreya (actor)
• Nick Baillie (actor)
• Russ Baker (actor)
• Cameron Bancroft (actor)
• Tom Barnett (actor)
• Bruce Beaton (actor)
• Nicholas Aaron (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• History

Quotes:

Kirk: War is about killing the enemy and destroying his property. It's not about sittin' around a conference room coverin' your own asses!

"Kirk", a CIA operative: How do you win a "Law and Orderly" war?::John O'Neill: You don't.

Colonel Raymond Malik: [regarding Ramzi Yousef] What do you want to do? Point fingers, make accusations? Or do you want to protect your wife and arrest this animal?

Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)

Actors

• Noel Blanc (actor)
• Noel Blanc (actor)
• Adam Borstein (actor)
• John G. Brennan (actor)
• John G. Brennan (actor)
• Michael Clarke Duncan (actor)
• Bill Fagerbakke (actor)
• Ralph Garman (actor)
• David A. Goodman (actor)
• Seth Green (actor)
• Seth Green (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Gary Janetti (actor)
• Rene Auberjonois (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Animation
• Comedy

Taglines:

All new, Outrageous, Uncensored!
88 Minutes of Pee-in-Your-Pants Fun!

Quotes:

Chris Griffin: Mom! Look at me! [jumps in pool] How was that?::Lois Griffin: Your third somersault was a little sloppy but what do I know, huh? It's been so long since i qualified for the Olympics.::Chris Griffin: You were in the Olympics?::Lois Griffin: No, I got pregnant with Meg and couldn't go. Now I'm Pro Choice.

Odo: I'm watching your every move, Quark, so don't think you can get away with any law-breaking.::Quark Griffin: Yeah, yeah, whatever, man.::Odo: I mean it! You'll have me to deal with!::Quark Griffin: Ohhhh, I'm really scared.::Odo: I could morph into a giant python and eat you alive.::Quark Griffin: Hey, here's an idea: why don't you morph into a guy with something interesting to talk about?

Peter Griffin: We all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus.::Lois Griffin: Ah, he is so right on. Women are such teases. That's why I went back to men.

Peter Griffin: Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't have porn. They think its immoral. You know, that really grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read!

[repeated line]::Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears?

Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears? People in the 19th century. Why don't they get with the freakin program? It's called an automobile, folks. It's much faster than a horse!

Gandhi: [Gandhi is doing stand-up comedy]... And the black people are all like, "hey bitch!" and the Indian people, we do not call our women in such a way.

Peter Griffin: [Hosting Family Feud] How are you Betsy, welcome to the show you are a lovely young woman, [kisses her cheek] and I'll just get my hand up there and feel that one and that one [squeezes her breasts, she looks at him horrifically] and we're looking for something you shop for at the mall, three seconds.

Peter Griffin: [Dressed up as Spiderman climbing on a clothesline singing to the tune of the Batman theme] Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Spiderman, Spiderman/ Here comes Peter on a clothesline but his name's not Peter it is Spiderman, Spiderman/ Come on Lois let's get busy maybe right here in the garden Spiderman, Spiderman.

Stewie Griffin: Look, I really don't want to go to hell, but I can't stop my nature. I'm just a hateful person::Brian Griffin: You're not hateful you just need to control your anger. Like I do.::Stewie Griffin: oh, you mean by being sauced all day! Wait a minute! Of Course! That's it! If I'm drunk I'll be calm and if I'm calm I'll be nice, and if I'm nice then I won't go to hell. Fix me a highball I'm going to get good and tight!

DC 9/11: Time of Crisis (2003)

Actors

• Roger Barnes (actor)
• Trevor Blackman (actor)
• Troy Blundell (actor)
• Devon Bostick (actor)
• Timothy Bottoms (actor)
• Geoffrey Bowes (actor)
• John Boylan (actor)
• Tim Burd (actor)
• James Carroll (actor)
• Conrad Caton (actor)
• Ho Chow (actor)
• David Collins (actor)
• John Cunningham (actor)
• Jean Daigle (actor)
• Garfield Andrews (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• History

Deutschlandspiel (2000)

Actors

• Hermann Beyer (actor)
• Elert Bode (actor)
• Fabian Busch (actor)
• George Bush (actor)
• Edgar M. Böhlke (actor)
• Lothar de Maizière (actor)
• Samuel Finzi (actor)
• Peter Fitz (actor)
• Matthias Fuchs (actor)
• Walter Gontermann (actor)
• Lambert Hamel (actor)
• Ezard Haußmann (actor)
• Jürgen Holtz (actor)
• Günter Junghans (actor)
• Jean-François Balmer (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Rice, Condoleezza Filmography

• The World According to Dick Cheney
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself - Secretary of State
• Bushwhacked II
  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Hunt for Bin Laden
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Top Priority: The Terror Within
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself -
• The 40th Republican National Convention
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself - Former Secretary of State
• Super Bowl XLV
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself - Audience Member
• Miss Representation
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself - Former U.S. Secretary of State, Senior Fellow Hoover Institution, Professor of Political Economy, Stanford University
• Whistleblowers: The Untold Stories
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself - Former Secretary of State
• War on Terror
  2011, role: actress
• Whistleblowers: The Untold Stories
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself - Former Secretary of State
• Morning Glory
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Bhutto
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• 9/11 State of Emergency
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Fair Game
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Shock Doctrine
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• By the People: The Election of Barack Obama
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Loose Change 9/11: An American Coup
  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself - National Security Advisor
• Courting Condi
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• King
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• An Evening of Stars: Tribute to Smokey Robinson
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Leading to War
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Being W
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• History of the National Security State
  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Black Woman
  2007, role: actress , character name: Aunt Tomasina
• Taxi to the Dark Side
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Zeitgeist
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Taking Liberties
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Loose Change: Final Cut
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Unter falscher Flagge
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• With My Eyes Wide Open
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Poodle Samizdat
  2006, role: miscellaneous crew
• 9/11: Press for Truth
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Bicentennial Nigger
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Nuclear Jihad
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Random Quest
  2006, role: actress , character name: President of the United States
• Super Bowl XL
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself - Audience Member
• The Kennedy Center Honors: A Celebration of the Performing Arts
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Who Killed the Electric Car?
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Saddam Hussein: Histoire d'un procès annoncé
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Martial Law 9/11: Rise of the Police State
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Why We Fight
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• God, Country, Notre Dame: The Story of Father Ted Hesburgh, C.S.C.
  2005, role: actress , character name: Condoleeza Rice
• Uncovered: The War on Iraq
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Le 11 septembre n'a pas eu lieu...
  2004, role: actress
• Celsius 41.11: The Temperature at Which the Brain... Begins to Die
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Fahrenheit 9/11
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Michael Moore, el gran agitador
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself