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ENEMIES OF ROME - THE VANDALS
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- Duration: 43:22
- Updated: 16 Aug 2013
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The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrea (Full Album)
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- Duration: 31:29
- Updated: 10 Aug 2013
Released 1995 1 Let The Bad Times Roll 00:00 2 Take It Back 01:48 3 And Now We Dance 03:48 4 I Have A Date 05:52 5 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 08:05 6...
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Released 1995 1 Let The Bad Times Roll 00:00 2 Take It Back 01:48 3 And Now We Dance 03:48 4 I Have A Date 05:52 5 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 08:05 6...
- published: 18 Mar 2013
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Barbarians - The Vandals
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- Duration: 45:00
- Updated: 17 Aug 2013
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- published: 15 Jun 2011
- views: 145141
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THE VANDALS- Peace Through Vandalism (1982) FULL ALBUM
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- Duration: 15:23
- Updated: 14 Aug 2013
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The Vandals - "My Girlfriend's Dead" Kung Fu Records
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- Duration: 3:09
- Updated: 18 Aug 2013
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- published: 24 Jan 2011
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Dirtyphonics - Vandals
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- Duration: 5:58
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
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Vandals by Dirtyphonics - Available to buy now http://www.beatport.com/release/vandals/172836 Become a fan of Dirtyphonics: http://www.facebook.com/dirtyphon...
- published: 10 May 2009
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- author: UKFDrumandBass
The Vandals - "Don't Stop Me Now" (HD) Kung Fu Records
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- Duration: 2:58
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
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- published: 11 Dec 2011
- views: 73526
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Album North Vandals 2013 - Piste 9 + parole
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- Duration: 3:31
- Updated: 05 Oct 2013
لا تبحــث كثيــــراً هنـــا تجــدون اخــر أخبـــار الغاليـــــة
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Solta vaffancoulo weld l curva raw mahboul interdit todkhol l bloki tfarej feya n9im fel houl tkhafou mel petardo hata men sout ettombour zid farkess 3al haweya za3ma chkoun wra l cagoul rakez t7ir ech 9a3ed ndir barra hezz ydik la ntiri aalik bel megaphone .. ektebha fi dostourek kavi matnaba9 9anounek kol guirra 7achihelek flammi a9wa mel matraque 7wemna zayeneha partout lik tag khallineha ACAB ma fhemtouha mela cops motherfuck rakez t7ir ech 9a3d ndir barra hezz ydik la ntiri aalik bel mégaphone
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لا تبحــث كثيــــراً هنـــا تجــدون اخــر أخبـــار الغاليـــــة
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Solta vaffancoulo weld l curva raw mahboul interdit todkhol l bloki tfarej feya n9im fel houl tkhafou mel petardo hata men sout ettombour zid farkess 3al haweya za3ma chkoun wra l cagoul rakez t7ir ech 9a3ed ndir barra hezz ydik la ntiri aalik bel megaphone .. ektebha fi dostourek kavi matnaba9 9anounek kol guirra 7achihelek flammi a9wa mel matraque 7wemna zayeneha partout lik tag khallineha ACAB ma fhemtouha mela cops motherfuck rakez t7ir ech 9a3d ndir barra hezz ydik la ntiri aalik bel mégaphone
- published: 05 Oct 2013
- views: 2993
Barbarians - The Vandals (History Channel Documentary)
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- Duration: 45:00
- Updated: 01 Dec 2013
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This installment of 'Barbarians' tells the vicious story of the Vandals -- an East Germanic tribe who were related to the Goths. Their name has long been synonymous with lawless destruction, looting and terror. Our story begins in the fifth century, when the Vandals invaded Roman Gaul. Their formidable force overcame resistance from the Franks, who populated and controlled Romanised regions in northern Gaul at the time. Twenty thousand Vandals died in the battle, but the Vandals triumphed, and continued to plunder their way westward and southward through Aquitane. In 409, they crossed the Pyrenees and swept into the Iberian Peninsula, leaving a trail of havoc and destruction in their wake. Many of them settled in Andalusia (formerly Vandalitia). In 429, under the leadership of the brutal and fearless King Geiseric, a sizeable Vandal fleet crossed the Strait of Gibraltar and moved east towards Carthage. The Vandals faced only token resistance; they took and plundered the city while most of the inhabitants were attending the races at the hippodrome. Geiseric then built a powerful state with the capital at Saldae; he conquered Sicily, Corsica, Sardinia and the Balearic islands. For the next three decades, Geiseric and his enormous fleet looted the coasts of the Eastern and Western Empires. In 455, the Vandals committed the act which cemented their vicious reputation: they took Rome and plundered the city for two weeks. We reveal how the Vandals faced the crushing military might of the Roman Empire, the devious trickery of Roman General Aetius, and the devout beliefs of the Holy Roman Church. Through a complex strategy of sneak attacks and cunning naval warfare, they succeed in carving a place for themselves in the Mediterranean, far from their roots in Germany.
Barbarians - The Vandals (History Channel Documentary)
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This installment of 'Barbarians' tells the vicious story of the Vandals -- an East Germanic tribe who were related to the Goths. Their name has long been synonymous with lawless destruction, looting and terror. Our story begins in the fifth century, when the Vandals invaded Roman Gaul. Their formidable force overcame resistance from the Franks, who populated and controlled Romanised regions in northern Gaul at the time. Twenty thousand Vandals died in the battle, but the Vandals triumphed, and continued to plunder their way westward and southward through Aquitane. In 409, they crossed the Pyrenees and swept into the Iberian Peninsula, leaving a trail of havoc and destruction in their wake. Many of them settled in Andalusia (formerly Vandalitia). In 429, under the leadership of the brutal and fearless King Geiseric, a sizeable Vandal fleet crossed the Strait of Gibraltar and moved east towards Carthage. The Vandals faced only token resistance; they took and plundered the city while most of the inhabitants were attending the races at the hippodrome. Geiseric then built a powerful state with the capital at Saldae; he conquered Sicily, Corsica, Sardinia and the Balearic islands. For the next three decades, Geiseric and his enormous fleet looted the coasts of the Eastern and Western Empires. In 455, the Vandals committed the act which cemented their vicious reputation: they took Rome and plundered the city for two weeks. We reveal how the Vandals faced the crushing military might of the Roman Empire, the devious trickery of Roman General Aetius, and the devout beliefs of the Holy Roman Church. Through a complex strategy of sneak attacks and cunning naval warfare, they succeed in carving a place for themselves in the Mediterranean, far from their roots in Germany.
Barbarians - The Vandals (History Channel Documentary)
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The Vandals - The Quickening (Full Album)
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- Duration: 28:35
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
Tracklist: 1 Stop Smiling 00:00 2 It's A Fact 01:43 3 Marry Me 03:48 4 Alllah 06:05 5 Tastes Like Chicken 07:35 6 (But Then) She Spoke 09:36 7 How (Did This ...
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Tracklist: 1 Stop Smiling 00:00 2 It's A Fact 01:43 3 Marry Me 03:48 4 Alllah 06:05 5 Tastes Like Chicken 07:35 6 (But Then) She Spoke 09:36 7 How (Did This ...
- published: 09 Dec 2012
- views: 7137
- author: felopunk
Ya CA - North Vandals
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- Duration: 3:44
- Updated: 21 Dec 2013
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- published: 21 Dec 2013
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Vandals - I Want To Be A Cowboy
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- Duration: 3:48
- Updated: 18 Aug 2013
I know that the song name is Urban Struggle...so shut up about it already.
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I know that the song name is Urban Struggle...so shut up about it already.
- published: 28 Jul 2010
- views: 344561
- author: Millenc0linSkatePunk
SERRA WAOR NATOS - VANDALS [Prod. Liquorice]
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- Duration: 4:05
- Updated: 15 Aug 2013
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Serra Waor Natos - Vandals. 2012 Link de descarga (+info dentro): http://dl.dropbox.com/u/43575161/Vandals.zip Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/SerraRS http:/...
- published: 31 Mar 2012
- views: 126992
- author: SerraRS1
The Vandals - Oi! To The World
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- Duration: 2:16
- Updated: 18 Aug 2013
The Vandals - Oi! To The World Punk Rock Pioneer.
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The Vandals - Oi! To The World Punk Rock Pioneer.
- published: 06 Nov 2008
- views: 442305
- author: punkruckus
Album North Vandals 2013 - Piste 1
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- Duration: 3:34
- Updated: 05 Oct 2013
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Parole :
Bandroli ya7ki 3likom , Bandrole la Curva nord
curva Jamais tensekom li 3achou fel passion
lii traba fel virage 3ada 7yétou bel courage
mabké 3alli sayér fih bké 3al resultat
CA li n3ichou biha CA li nmoutou 3Lihaa X2
CA li menha tghirou bech tab9a FORT 3likom X2
n7ébek w ya3lém rabii 7yétna marbouta biha
Gar7a maghir mata7kii Li dérnéh chwaya fiiha
nghaniiw wel 3in tebkii Netdhaker el mout 9riba
hédhi a7kém el 3alli howa li ba3adni 3liiha
CA li n3ichou biha CA li nmoutou 3Lihaa X2
CA li menha tghirou bech tab9a FORT 3likom X2
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Parole :
Bandroli ya7ki 3likom , Bandrole la Curva nord
curva Jamais tensekom li 3achou fel passion
lii traba fel virage 3ada 7yétou bel courage
mabké 3alli sayér fih bké 3al resultat
CA li n3ichou biha CA li nmoutou 3Lihaa X2
CA li menha tghirou bech tab9a FORT 3likom X2
n7ébek w ya3lém rabii 7yétna marbouta biha
Gar7a maghir mata7kii Li dérnéh chwaya fiiha
nghaniiw wel 3in tebkii Netdhaker el mout 9riba
hédhi a7kém el 3alli howa li ba3adni 3liiha
CA li n3ichou biha CA li nmoutou 3Lihaa X2
CA li menha tghirou bech tab9a FORT 3likom X2
- published: 05 Oct 2013
- views: 5234
Anarchy Burger - The Vandals
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- Duration: 1:56
- Updated: 03 Jan 2014
All rights go to The Vandals and Epitaph records,
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All rights go to The Vandals and Epitaph records,
- published: 11 Jul 2009
- views: 260301
- author: Brendan Toews
The Vandals - "I Have a Date" Nitro Records
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- Duration: 2:28
- Updated: 17 Aug 2013
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- published: 24 Jan 2011
- views: 70209
- author: BlankTV
The Vandals - "It's a Fact" (Glory Daze Version) - Nitro Records
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- Duration: 2:12
- Updated: 14 Aug 2013
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- published: 24 Jan 2011
- views: 59378
- author: BlankTV
The Vandals - "Urban Struggle"
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- Duration: 5:21
- Updated: 14 Aug 2013
The Vandals are an American rock band established in 1980 in Huntington Beach, California. They have released ten full-length studio albums and two live albu...
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The Vandals are an American rock band established in 1980 in Huntington Beach, California. They have released ten full-length studio albums and two live albu...
- published: 04 Mar 2010
- views: 90420
- author: XOtericate
Summer Sonic 2012 (Halifax) - The Vandals: It's A Fact / People That Are Going To Hell
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- Duration: 6:13
- Updated: 20 Jul 2013
The Vandals Live @ Summer Sonic. September 9th, 2012. Halifax, Nova Scotia (Canada). My apologies for the shaky footage, but I spent most of the time caught ...
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The Vandals Live @ Summer Sonic. September 9th, 2012. Halifax, Nova Scotia (Canada). My apologies for the shaky footage, but I spent most of the time caught ...
- published: 13 Sep 2012
- views: 1391
- author: DionysusJones1980
Clip video : Ya CA - North Vandals - Club Africain
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- Duration: 3:36
- Updated: 22 Dec 2013
Parole :
Ya CA wch7al teswa Blé bik hel denya welou yeba3adni 3lik 8ir Allah ya ca ya ca * 2 netfaker wena sghir kol menarja3 bel memoire cheye5 zehi nghani chebeb el3asma lentisar yama lyeli msaba7 yama lyeli b3id 3al Dar 9adech men we7ed fina twa9ef yaw 3al flamme w ch7al men guiira derneha m3a l7oukouma curva Todhreb w tghani besmek yal Ghalia t3alemna elkolou yehoun 7abinek mouch mzeya metseminech jomhour hedhika wled Ca Ya CA wch7al teswa Blé bik hel denya welou yeba3adni 3lik 8ir Allah ya ca ya ca * 2 bdit n3ich fel 8ram ebkina w zhina m3ak fidéle men soghri 7ata kberna dima wrak m3ak dort el boldén met8areb tayer bhwék men5ounek yal 3echra jamais ken nhar nancek bik ta7ki 3ala lametna enty bik 3rafna rjél erjél tozdom w t7areb 3achi3ar wel couleur rabi tar7emhom li kano m3ana w matouu madhloum wra 9odhbén nchala t5ales wa7louuu... Ya CA wch7al teswa Blé bik hel denya welou yeba3adni 3lik 8ir Allah ya ca ya ca * 2
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Ya CA wch7al teswa Blé bik hel denya welou yeba3adni 3lik 8ir Allah ya ca ya ca * 2 netfaker wena sghir kol menarja3 bel memoire cheye5 zehi nghani chebeb el3asma lentisar yama lyeli msaba7 yama lyeli b3id 3al Dar 9adech men we7ed fina twa9ef yaw 3al flamme w ch7al men guiira derneha m3a l7oukouma curva Todhreb w tghani besmek yal Ghalia t3alemna elkolou yehoun 7abinek mouch mzeya metseminech jomhour hedhika wled Ca Ya CA wch7al teswa Blé bik hel denya welou yeba3adni 3lik 8ir Allah ya ca ya ca * 2 bdit n3ich fel 8ram ebkina w zhina m3ak fidéle men soghri 7ata kberna dima wrak m3ak dort el boldén met8areb tayer bhwék men5ounek yal 3echra jamais ken nhar nancek bik ta7ki 3ala lametna enty bik 3rafna rjél erjél tozdom w t7areb 3achi3ar wel couleur rabi tar7emhom li kano m3ana w matouu madhloum wra 9odhbén nchala t5ales wa7louuu... Ya CA wch7al teswa Blé bik hel denya welou yeba3adni 3lik 8ir Allah ya ca ya ca * 2
- published: 22 Dec 2013
- views: 3649
AFTER ALL - THE SWEET VANDALS (Official Video)
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- Duration: 4:17
- Updated: 15 Aug 2013
AFTER ALL Concepto y Dirección: Manuel Menchón. THE SWEET VANDALS: Mayka Edjole. José "Yusepe" Herranz. Santi "Sweetfingers"Martín. Javi "Skunk" Gómez. Santi...
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AFTER ALL Concepto y Dirección: Manuel Menchón. THE SWEET VANDALS: Mayka Edjole. José "Yusepe" Herranz. Santi "Sweetfingers"Martín. Javi "Skunk" Gómez. Santi...
- published: 15 Jul 2013
- views: 1108
- author: TheSweetVandals
North Vandals 2007 album 2013 solta vafuncolo
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- Duration: 3:31
- Updated: 05 Oct 2013
solta vaffanculo wel il curva raw mahboul
interdit tod5el libloki tetfarej fiya n9im fil houl
t5afou ml petardo w 7atta min sout etombour
zid farkess 3al hawiya za3ma hckoun wra il cagole
rakkez t77iiir wech 9a3ed ndiir barra hez idik lantir 3lik bl megaphone
ektebha fi dostourek kavi mantaba3 9anounek
kol guirra 7achihelek flammi a9wa ml matraque
7wemné zayaneha partout tg lik 5alineha
ACAB mafhemtouha mela cops motherfuck
rakkez t77iiir wech 9a3ed ndiir barra hez idik lantir 3lik bl megaphone
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solta vaffanculo wel il curva raw mahboul
interdit tod5el libloki tetfarej fiya n9im fil houl
t5afou ml petardo w 7atta min sout etombour
zid farkess 3al hawiya za3ma hckoun wra il cagole
rakkez t77iiir wech 9a3ed ndiir barra hez idik lantir 3lik bl megaphone
ektebha fi dostourek kavi mantaba3 9anounek
kol guirra 7achihelek flammi a9wa ml matraque
7wemné zayaneha partout tg lik 5alineha
ACAB mafhemtouha mela cops motherfuck
rakkez t77iiir wech 9a3ed ndiir barra hez idik lantir 3lik bl megaphone
- published: 05 Oct 2013
- views: 3292
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Joe Escalante and Warren Fitzgerald G4 Cakeboy Interview
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 5:24
- Updated: 25 Apr 2013
Joe Escalante Directed a low budget feature film written by Vandals guitarist Warren Fitzgerald. During the whirlwind press tour for this epic, the two ended...
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Joe Escalante Directed a low budget feature film written by Vandals guitarist Warren Fitzgerald. During the whirlwind press tour for this epic, the two ended...
- published: 08 Sep 2007
- views: 5248
- author: Joe Escalante
Groezrock 09 - The Vandals interview
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:53
- Updated: 23 Dec 2012
NME's Notes From The Underground chats with The Vandals at this year's Groezrock starring a cameo from NoFX manager Kent (as seen on NoFX's 'Backstage Passpo...
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NME's Notes From The Underground chats with The Vandals at this year's Groezrock starring a cameo from NoFX manager Kent (as seen on NoFX's 'Backstage Passpo...
- published: 22 Apr 2009
- views: 1827
- author: gilesarb
The Freelance Vandals Interviews
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 5:24
- Updated: 16 Nov 2012
The raw, never before seen interviews with the band by our good friend Maggie. Circa 1979.
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The raw, never before seen interviews with the band by our good friend Maggie. Circa 1979.
- published: 02 Jul 2009
- views: 261
- author: TheFreelanceVandals
The Vandals: A Real Interview (Exclaim!TV EP.20.5)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:57
- Updated: 23 Dec 2012
Before settling into a killer game of MASH, Joe Escalante and Warren Fitzgerald talk about just how hard it is to be a touring band, their day jobs, and the ...
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Before settling into a killer game of MASH, Joe Escalante and Warren Fitzgerald talk about just how hard it is to be a touring band, their day jobs, and the ...
- published: 26 Mar 2008
- views: 3144
- author: ExclaimTV
eNews | Iman Rappetti Interviews 'the Spear' Vandal Barend la Grange
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- Duration: 7:36
- Updated: 10 May 2013
Johannesburg, May 24, 2012 - eNews Anchor Iman Rappetti interviews internet businessman Barend la Grange, one of the two men who was arrested after he vandal...
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Johannesburg, May 24, 2012 - eNews Anchor Iman Rappetti interviews internet businessman Barend la Grange, one of the two men who was arrested after he vandal...
- published: 24 May 2012
- views: 6515
- author: enewschannel
Classiq Hall "Vandals" - Interview graffiti Creez (GT / 156)
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- Duration: 14:40
- Updated: 02 Jul 2013
Interview du graffeur Creez (Grim Team / 156) par le site Classiqhall.com . Il y parle de son parcours dans le graffiti et le hip hop parisien. Real: Classiq...
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Interview du graffeur Creez (Grim Team / 156) par le site Classiqhall.com . Il y parle de son parcours dans le graffiti et le hip hop parisien. Real: Classiq...
- published: 12 Jan 2012
- views: 3467
- author: WRGDVSN
Interview with Joe Escalante from The Vandals
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- Duration: 5:29
- Updated: 16 Nov 2012
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The Vandals interview 2003 Toazted
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- Duration: 16:38
- Updated: 04 Aug 2013
We spoke with Bassist Joe Escalante during the Lowlands festival 2003. He just played with the band on the festival. He talks about touring in America his ot...
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We spoke with Bassist Joe Escalante during the Lowlands festival 2003. He just played with the band on the festival. He talks about touring in America his ot...
- published: 06 Aug 2012
- views: 25
- author: Toazted
Interview with Hip Hop Group X-Vandals
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- Duration: 5:46
- Updated: 25 Apr 2011
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Interview with two members of the hip hop group X-Vandals, Not4Prophet and Johnny Juice.
Not4Prophet is a songwriter and the lead singer of the rock band Ricanstruction, as well as an MC, graffiti writer and radical political activist.
Johnny Juice is also with the long running rap group Public Enemy.
Also interviewed was Walidah Imaresha who produced and organized their tour of the Northwest.
Producer: Jim Lockhart
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Moving selected programs from Google to Youtube..........
Interview with two members of the hip hop group X-Vandals, Not4Prophet and Johnny Juice.
Not4Prophet is a songwriter and the lead singer of the rock band Ricanstruction, as well as an MC, graffiti writer and radical political activist.
Johnny Juice is also with the long running rap group Public Enemy.
Also interviewed was Walidah Imaresha who produced and organized their tour of the Northwest.
Producer: Jim Lockhart
- published: 25 Apr 2011
- views: 217
kate middleton pregnant plant a tree in a square torched by vandals
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- Duration: 1:07
- Updated: 15 Aug 2013
kate plant a tree in a square torched by vandals More news in @newsdailyplanet kate middleton de top les pictures closer kate middleton voir les photos de ka...
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- published: 26 Apr 2013
- views: 30592
- author: newsdailyplanet2
The Sweet Vandals - On stage & Interview (Part 1)
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- Duration: 3:38
- Updated: 17 Apr 2013
Great bands like „Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings", „Nicole Willis & The Soul Investigators" or „The New Mastersounds" put before, „The Sweet Vandals" picked up...
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Great bands like „Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings", „Nicole Willis & The Soul Investigators" or „The New Mastersounds" put before, „The Sweet Vandals" picked up...
- published: 01 Aug 2007
- views: 10848
- author: uniquerecordsDUS
The Vandals Joe Escalante talks w Eric Blair about The Ramones & The Vandals
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- Duration: 7:17
- Updated: 08 Feb 2013
This interview was shot backstage @ The 7th Annual Johnny Ramone Tribute takes place on October 1st at Hollywood Forever Cemetery in Los Angeles. Joe talks a...
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This interview was shot backstage @ The 7th Annual Johnny Ramone Tribute takes place on October 1st at Hollywood Forever Cemetery in Los Angeles. Joe talks a...
- published: 21 Oct 2011
- views: 631
- author: blairingoutshow
2013 Edition of Arkansas State Red Wolves vs Idaho Vandals - Postgame Player Interviews
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 8:39
- Updated: 13 Oct 2013
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- published: 13 Oct 2013
- views: 40
TEAMWOODFILMS PRESENTS INTERVIEW WITH AN ANGEL
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- Duration: 1:43
- Updated: 18 Apr 2013
THIS IS A PROMO FOR OUR NEW DOCUMENTARY INTERVIEW WITH AN ANGEL. COMING SOON! ENJOY! TEAMWOODFILMS AINT NO SUB FOR THAT! SUMMER 2013!
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THIS IS A PROMO FOR OUR NEW DOCUMENTARY INTERVIEW WITH AN ANGEL. COMING SOON! ENJOY! TEAMWOODFILMS AINT NO SUB FOR THAT! SUMMER 2013!
- published: 18 Apr 2013
- author: Track Vandals
The interview about vandals that was too hot for TV!
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- Duration: 0:43
- Updated: 22 Oct 2012
My car was vandalized by a flying pumpkin, I had a message for those who did this...
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My car was vandalized by a flying pumpkin, I had a message for those who did this...
- published: 22 Oct 2012
- views: 516
- author: Danny Boi
The Sweet Vandals - On stage & Interview (Part 2)
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- Duration: 8:34
- Updated: 01 Aug 2007
Great bands like „Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings", „Nicole Willis & The Soul Investigators" or „The New Mastersounds" put before, „The Sweet Vandals" picked up the plot, followed it through and now present an album that demonstrates in an impressive manner, that Funk & Soul isn't dead or passé at all. It´s alive folks - and how it is!
With passion and love to the detail, using vintage microphones and a fat old tapemachine, those five madrileños produced a monster of a Funk album, released by UNIQUE RECORDS!
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Great bands like „Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings", „Nicole Willis & The Soul Investigators" or „The New Mastersounds" put before, „The Sweet Vandals" picked up the plot, followed it through and now present an album that demonstrates in an impressive manner, that Funk & Soul isn't dead or passé at all. It´s alive folks - and how it is!
With passion and love to the detail, using vintage microphones and a fat old tapemachine, those five madrileños produced a monster of a Funk album, released by UNIQUE RECORDS!
Check www.unique-rec.com for further information!!!
- published: 01 Aug 2007
- views: 1881
Vandalism Interview
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 5:11
- Updated: 16 Apr 2013
Vandalism are HOME from their World Tour... But not for long... Check out this video where the guys from HQ caught up with them after their gig in Adelaide.
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Vandalism are HOME from their World Tour... But not for long... Check out this video where the guys from HQ caught up with them after their gig in Adelaide.
- published: 06 Nov 2008
- views: 897
- author: ExclusiveArtists08
Dub Vandal TV - Immortal (Pro Gress) Interview
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:29
- Updated: 02 Jan 2012
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Kaos - Vandals In Motion Trailer
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- Duration: 4:43
- Updated: 23 Jul 2013
Kaos - Vandals In Motion is a book about one of Europe's most famous graffiti artists. It tells the story of Swedish and European graffiti through Kaos' word...
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Kaos - Vandals In Motion is a book about one of Europe's most famous graffiti artists. It tells the story of Swedish and European graffiti through Kaos' word...
- published: 05 Sep 2011
- views: 65869
- author: Dokument Press
OLD ENGLISH VANDALS EPISODE 3
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- Duration: 3:39
- Updated: 09 Aug 2013
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OLD ENGLISH VANDALS 4
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- Duration: 2:35
- Updated: 13 Jul 2010
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- views: 3771
ELOQUENT VANDALS : NUART TRAILER. COMING SOON ! WWW.NUART.NO
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 1:11
- Updated: 14 Jul 2012
First trailer release for the documentary Eloquent Vandals shot at Nuart Festival in Stavanger Norway 2008. Featuring work and interviews from Dface, Nick Wa...
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First trailer release for the documentary Eloquent Vandals shot at Nuart Festival in Stavanger Norway 2008. Featuring work and interviews from Dface, Nick Wa...
- published: 05 Sep 2009
- views: 5643
- author: Martyn Reed
Freelance Vandals Perform "Hot BBQ"
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:06
- Updated: 15 Apr 2011
The Freelance Vandals perform "Hot BBQ" at a gig at the Union Park Cafe in Oceanside. Summer 2009.
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The Freelance Vandals perform "Hot BBQ" at a gig at the Union Park Cafe in Oceanside. Summer 2009.
- published: 20 Aug 2009
- views: 516
- author: TheFreelanceVandals
5:24
Joe Escalante and Warren Fitzgerald G4 Cakeboy Interview
Joe Escalante Directed a low budget feature film written by Vandals guitarist Warren Fitzg...
published: 08 Sep 2007
author: Joe Escalante
Joe Escalante and Warren Fitzgerald G4 Cakeboy Interview
Joe Escalante and Warren Fitzgerald G4 Cakeboy Interview
Joe Escalante Directed a low budget feature film written by Vandals guitarist Warren Fitzgerald. During the whirlwind press tour for this epic, the two ended...- published: 08 Sep 2007
- views: 5248
- author: Joe Escalante
3:53
Groezrock 09 - The Vandals interview
NME's Notes From The Underground chats with The Vandals at this year's Groezrock starring ...
published: 22 Apr 2009
author: gilesarb
Groezrock 09 - The Vandals interview
Groezrock 09 - The Vandals interview
NME's Notes From The Underground chats with The Vandals at this year's Groezrock starring a cameo from NoFX manager Kent (as seen on NoFX's 'Backstage Passpo...- published: 22 Apr 2009
- views: 1827
- author: gilesarb
5:24
The Freelance Vandals Interviews
The raw, never before seen interviews with the band by our good friend Maggie. Circa 1979....
published: 02 Jul 2009
author: TheFreelanceVandals
The Freelance Vandals Interviews
The Freelance Vandals Interviews
The raw, never before seen interviews with the band by our good friend Maggie. Circa 1979.- published: 02 Jul 2009
- views: 261
- author: TheFreelanceVandals
4:57
The Vandals: A Real Interview (Exclaim!TV EP.20.5)
Before settling into a killer game of MASH, Joe Escalante and Warren Fitzgerald talk about...
published: 26 Mar 2008
author: ExclaimTV
The Vandals: A Real Interview (Exclaim!TV EP.20.5)
The Vandals: A Real Interview (Exclaim!TV EP.20.5)
Before settling into a killer game of MASH, Joe Escalante and Warren Fitzgerald talk about just how hard it is to be a touring band, their day jobs, and the ...- published: 26 Mar 2008
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- author: ExclaimTV
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eNews | Iman Rappetti Interviews 'the Spear' Vandal Barend la Grange
Johannesburg, May 24, 2012 - eNews Anchor Iman Rappetti interviews internet businessman Ba...
published: 24 May 2012
author: enewschannel
eNews | Iman Rappetti Interviews 'the Spear' Vandal Barend la Grange
eNews | Iman Rappetti Interviews 'the Spear' Vandal Barend la Grange
Johannesburg, May 24, 2012 - eNews Anchor Iman Rappetti interviews internet businessman Barend la Grange, one of the two men who was arrested after he vandal...- published: 24 May 2012
- views: 6515
- author: enewschannel
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Classiq Hall "Vandals" - Interview graffiti Creez (GT / 156)
Interview du graffeur Creez (Grim Team / 156) par le site Classiqhall.com . Il y parle de ...
published: 12 Jan 2012
author: WRGDVSN
Classiq Hall "Vandals" - Interview graffiti Creez (GT / 156)
Classiq Hall "Vandals" - Interview graffiti Creez (GT / 156)
Interview du graffeur Creez (Grim Team / 156) par le site Classiqhall.com . Il y parle de son parcours dans le graffiti et le hip hop parisien. Real: Classiq...- published: 12 Jan 2012
- views: 3467
- author: WRGDVSN
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Interview with Joe Escalante from The Vandals
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published: 27 Aug 2008
author: synthesismagazine
Interview with Joe Escalante from The Vandals
Interview with Joe Escalante from The Vandals
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- views: 1188
- author: synthesismagazine
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The Vandals interview 2003 Toazted
We spoke with Bassist Joe Escalante during the Lowlands festival 2003. He just played with...
published: 06 Aug 2012
author: Toazted
The Vandals interview 2003 Toazted
The Vandals interview 2003 Toazted
We spoke with Bassist Joe Escalante during the Lowlands festival 2003. He just played with the band on the festival. He talks about touring in America his ot...- published: 06 Aug 2012
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- author: Toazted
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Interview with Hip Hop Group X-Vandals
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Interview with two members of t...
published: 25 Apr 2011
Interview with Hip Hop Group X-Vandals
Interview with Hip Hop Group X-Vandals
Moving selected programs from Google to Youtube.......... Interview with two members of the hip hop group X-Vandals, Not4Prophet and Johnny Juice. Not4Prophet is a songwriter and the lead singer of the rock band Ricanstruction, as well as an MC, graffiti writer and radical political activist. Johnny Juice is also with the long running rap group Public Enemy. Also interviewed was Walidah Imaresha who produced and organized their tour of the Northwest. Producer: Jim Lockhart- published: 25 Apr 2011
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published: 26 Apr 2013
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The Sweet Vandals - On stage & Interview (Part 1)
Great bands like „Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings", „Nicole Willis & The Soul Investigators" ...
published: 01 Aug 2007
author: uniquerecordsDUS
The Sweet Vandals - On stage & Interview (Part 1)
The Sweet Vandals - On stage & Interview (Part 1)
Great bands like „Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings", „Nicole Willis & The Soul Investigators" or „The New Mastersounds" put before, „The Sweet Vandals" picked up...- published: 01 Aug 2007
- views: 10848
- author: uniquerecordsDUS
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The Vandals Joe Escalante talks w Eric Blair about The Ramones & The Vandals
This interview was shot backstage @ The 7th Annual Johnny Ramone Tribute takes place on Oc...
published: 21 Oct 2011
author: blairingoutshow
The Vandals Joe Escalante talks w Eric Blair about The Ramones & The Vandals
The Vandals Joe Escalante talks w Eric Blair about The Ramones & The Vandals
This interview was shot backstage @ The 7th Annual Johnny Ramone Tribute takes place on October 1st at Hollywood Forever Cemetery in Los Angeles. Joe talks a...- published: 21 Oct 2011
- views: 631
- author: blairingoutshow
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2013 Edition of Arkansas State Red Wolves vs Idaho Vandals - Postgame Player Interviews
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published: 13 Oct 2013
2013 Edition of Arkansas State Red Wolves vs Idaho Vandals - Postgame Player Interviews
2013 Edition of Arkansas State Red Wolves vs Idaho Vandals - Postgame Player Interviews
- published: 13 Oct 2013
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TEAMWOODFILMS PRESENTS INTERVIEW WITH AN ANGEL
THIS IS A PROMO FOR OUR NEW DOCUMENTARY INTERVIEW WITH AN ANGEL. COMING SOON! ENJOY! TEAMW...
published: 18 Apr 2013
author: Track Vandals
TEAMWOODFILMS PRESENTS INTERVIEW WITH AN ANGEL
TEAMWOODFILMS PRESENTS INTERVIEW WITH AN ANGEL
THIS IS A PROMO FOR OUR NEW DOCUMENTARY INTERVIEW WITH AN ANGEL. COMING SOON! ENJOY! TEAMWOODFILMS AINT NO SUB FOR THAT! SUMMER 2013!- published: 18 Apr 2013
- author: Track Vandals
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published: 17 Nov 2009
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Blossom Party for Japan by hypevandals
HYPE VANDALS was invited at Candelaria in Paris to participate in their Blossom Party for...
published: 20 Apr 2011
author: Hype Vandals
Blossom Party for Japan by hypevandals
HYPE VANDALS was invited at Candelaria in Paris to participate in their Blossom Party for Japan. Organized by the house that JACK built, this red cross Japan fundraiser was set in a peculiar floral dream scape.
Find out more about the House that Jack built & Candelaria here:
www.thehousethatjackbuilt.fr
www.candelariaparis.com
Stylists: LAUREN KENNEDY MALPAS & ALISON REID
Song: Rum Hee performed by SHUGO TOKUMARU
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QR Code Project
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published: 17 Jun 2011
author: vandal
QR Code Project
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2D Animators Vandal, Jada
Sound Designers Vandal, Ark
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Branding Director Mariano Barreiro
International Branding Graphic Manager Natalia Espanol
Senior Manager, Creative & Marketing Megan Gilbert
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Rough Sleeper
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published: 22 May 2013
author: Vagabonds & Vandals
Rough Sleeper
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The interview about vandals that was too hot for TV!
My car was vandalized by a flying pumpkin, I had a message for those who did this......
published: 22 Oct 2012
author: Danny Boi
The interview about vandals that was too hot for TV!
The interview about vandals that was too hot for TV!
My car was vandalized by a flying pumpkin, I had a message for those who did this...- published: 22 Oct 2012
- views: 516
- author: Danny Boi
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The Sweet Vandals - On stage & Interview (Part 2)
Great bands like „Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings", „Nicole Willis & The Soul Investigators" ...
published: 01 Aug 2007
The Sweet Vandals - On stage & Interview (Part 2)
The Sweet Vandals - On stage & Interview (Part 2)
Great bands like „Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings", „Nicole Willis & The Soul Investigators" or „The New Mastersounds" put before, „The Sweet Vandals" picked up the plot, followed it through and now present an album that demonstrates in an impressive manner, that Funk & Soul isn't dead or passé at all. It´s alive folks - and how it is! With passion and love to the detail, using vintage microphones and a fat old tapemachine, those five madrileños produced a monster of a Funk album, released by UNIQUE RECORDS! Check www.unique-rec.com for further information!!!- published: 01 Aug 2007
- views: 1881
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Vandalism Interview
Vandalism are HOME from their World Tour... But not for long... Check out this video where...
published: 06 Nov 2008
author: ExclusiveArtists08
Vandalism Interview
Vandalism Interview
Vandalism are HOME from their World Tour... But not for long... Check out this video where the guys from HQ caught up with them after their gig in Adelaide.- published: 06 Nov 2008
- views: 897
- author: ExclusiveArtists08
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Dub Vandal TV - Immortal (Pro Gress) Interview
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published: 29 Sep 2010
author: Dub Vandals
Dub Vandal TV - Immortal (Pro Gress) Interview
Dub Vandal TV - Immortal (Pro Gress) Interview
- published: 29 Sep 2010
- views: 164
- author: Dub Vandals
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20 Jan 2014
US President Barack Obama has said smoking marijuana is no more dangerous than alcohol, but still called it a "bad idea". Speaking to The New Yorker magazine, he said it was wrong to think legalising the drug would be "a panacea" that could solve many social problems ... ....(size: 1.5Kb)
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21 Jan 2014
There is clear evidence that Syria has systematically tortured and executed about 11,000 detainees since the start of the uprising, a report by three former war crimes prosecutors says. One of the authors told the BBC there was evidence of government involvement. Damascus has denied claims of abuse. The investigators examined thousands of images of dead prisoners reportedly smuggled out of Syria by a defector ... Please turn on JavaScript ... ....(size: 4.5Kb)
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21 Jan 2014
BANGKOK - Thailand's government has declared a state of emergency in Bangkok and surrounding areas to cope with protests that have stirred up violent attacks. Labor Minister Chalerm Yubumrung announced that the measure will take effect Wednesday. The emergency decree greatly expands the power of security forces to issue orders and search, arrest and detain people, with limited judicial and parliamentary oversight ... All rights reserved ... ....(size: 3.2Kb)
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20 Jan 2014
CEBU CITY (Updated, 4.53 p.m.) -- The winners of the Sinulog 2014 Grand Parade were announced Monday afternoon at the Cebu City Sports Complex. Here is a list of the winners.. A. Street Dancing Category. First Place -- Lumad Basakanon. Second Place -- Tangub City's Sinanduloy Cultural Troupe. Third Place -- Kulturang Placereño of Masbate Dance Troupe-Placer, Masbate. Last year's second placer, this year's champion ... B ... School) ... C ... D ... E ... F....(size: 2.7Kb)
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22 Jan 2014
University of Idaho) UI to Host Meet the Vandals for High School Students ... Meet the Vandals will be held on Jan ... The Meet the Vandals event brings all that possibility to Idaho Falls for students and families to learn more," said Jeff Dodge, interim assistant vice president for enrollment management ... To RSVP, visit www.uidaho.edu/admitted/meet-the-vandals/meet-the-vandals-rsvp ... • Register for Vandal Friday or apply for admissions....(size: 3.5Kb)
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22 Jan 2014
A longtime businessman in south Nashville who has earned a reputation for paying it forward is now in need of a little help himself after his barber shop was damaged in a suspected burglary. Though nothing tangible was stolen, Bob Blair says he did lose his sense of security. Mr ... But instead of giving haircuts - a lot of them for free - he's having to make repairs after his shop's front door was shattered early Tuesday ... Advertise ... B back....(size: 2.1Kb)
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22 Jan 2014
Johannesburg -. Their disguise wasn’t enough. They had come in reflector jackets and had a flashing yellow light on top of their vehicle ... But recent vandalism and theft have affected the initiative ... “With this latest spate of vandalism, the ongoing viability of providing an alternate power source for traffic signals is currently being investigated.” ... The Star. ....(size: 1.7Kb)
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Tampa Bay Online
22 Jan 2014
In the appeal before that committee, the student’s family said the reason for his transfer was not to play soccer, but because he faced threats after he provided the school with information about vandalism at Pasco High ... the vandalism took place Mazza told the Pasco High soccer coach that he planned to transfer to Sunlake High to play soccer....(size: 2.8Kb)
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Mob fury over banker death VISHVENDU JAIPURIAR The pathology lab at Brindavan hospital in Hazaribagh ...
The Telegraph India22 Jan 2014
It was Nishas third C-section delivery, said to have more chances of complication than the first two times. According to the hospital, her ceaseless bleeding proved fatal ... In the afternoon, Marar residents came out for a two-hour roadblock of NH-33 from 1pm to back the hospital and demanded police action against vandals ... An FIR will be lodged and all vandals will be arrested, the SP said. ....(size: 2.5Kb)
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22 Jan 2014
No barrier ... Gundaroo visitors the George family, James, 7, Logan, 4 and Chloe, 9, pose for a photo for their mother, Nicola, in front of the Queen. Photo. Graham Tidy ... Don't touch ... Photo ... The previous barrier was thick rope strung at waist level between brass posts and which would not have prevented anyone determined on vandalism ... No barrier will protect a work of art from a vandal with malicious intent,’’ she said ... ....(size: 4.7Kb)
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22 Jan 2014
Dog owners are being recruited for a neighbourhood watch scheme in Cambridgeshire called Paws on Patrol ... Neighbourhood watch organiser Gwyneth Parker said she would expect recruits to focus on reporting vandalism and anti-social behaviour. Police said 32 dog walkers have been recruited so far ... ....(size: 1.3Kb)
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22 Jan 2014
Related articles. Khayelitsha commission inspects police stations NEWS ANALYSIS. Police ‘wilfully blind’ about Marikana. Related multimedia ... In this article. Companies and organisations ... Yet by the end of it, 20,000 people were caught up in protests, with thousands arrested for vandalism and public disorder ... If such actions become vandalism or worse, it’s a sign of a broken political system, not of widespread public criminality ... ....(size: 5.7Kb)
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New York Daily News22 Jan 2014
A hungry Inwood rabbi wants a piece of Washington Heights’ kosher love. Rabbi Herschel Hartz is trying to raise $150,000 in hopes of opening Inwood’s first synagogue, kvetching that Jewish-heavy Washington Heights attracts all the holy action ... 155th St ... RELATED ... RELATED. VANDALS STRIKE INWOOD 9/11 MEMORIAL Simone Weichselbaum/New York Daily News ... ....(size: 1.6Kb)
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22 Jan 2014
NAGPUR. The local RTO, that has never acted to make autorickshaws ply by meter, from Saturday got active and challaned three autorickshaws for displaying posters of Aam Aadmi Party on their vehicles ... "For displaying advertisements or posters, autorickshaw driver has to pay annual fee of Rs 500," stated a senior officer ... The city unit of Aam Aadmi Party complained its political rivals had resorted to vandalizing its posters and banners ... ....(size: 3.1Kb)
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Austin American Statesman
22 Jan 2014
Three activist defendants were portrayed by prosecutors in Tuesday's opening statements for the first trial under Illinois terrorism statutes as serious terrorist wannabes, and their defense team painted them as alcohol-addled mopes who, at worst, contemplated an act of vandalism ... Nationally, most terrorism cases are prosecuted in federal court. The opening statements in the Cook County courtroom were dominated by one question ... ___....(size: 3.4Kb)
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22 Jan 2014
CHICAGO (AP) — Three activist defendants were portrayed by prosecutors in Tuesday's opening statements for the first trial under Illinois terrorism statutes as serious terrorist wannabes, and their defense team painted them as alcohol-addled mopes who, at worst, contemplated an act of vandalism ... Nationally, most terrorism cases are prosecuted in federal court ... Prosecutor Matthew Thruns told jurors there was no doubt ... ___....(size: 3.4Kb)
The Vandals were an East Germanic tribe who in 429 under king Genseric entered Africa and by 439 established a kingdom which included the Roman Africa province, besides the islands of Sicily, Corsica, Sardinia, Malta and the Balearics. In 455, they sacked the city of Rome. Their kingdom collapsed in the Vandalic War of 533–4, in which Justinian I managed to reconquer the Africa province for the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire.
Renaissance and Early Modern writers characterized the Vandals as barbarians, "sacking and looting" Rome. This led to the use of the term "vandalism", to describe any senseless destruction, particularly the "barbarian" defacing of artworks. However, modern historians tend to regard the Vandals during the transitional period (from Late Antiquity to the Early Middle Ages) as perpetuators, not destroyers, of Roman culture.
The name of the Vandals has often been connected to that of Vendel,[citation needed] the name of a province in Uppland, Sweden, which is also eponymous of the Vendel period of Swedish prehistory, corresponding to the late Germanic Iron Age leading up to the Viking Age. The connection would be that Vendel is the original homeland of the Vandals prior to the Migration Period, and retains their tribal name as a toponym.
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I don't need much attention anymore
Sometimes I cringe at the thought of the things that I did before
And I don't wanna take up all your time
Sometimes I cringe at the thought of being left behind
She said "You're not the boss of me"
And I don't wanna be
Just some guy trying to be something that I'm not
Do you wanna kick it, wit me?
I wanna kick it with you
Do you wanna kick it, wit me?
I wanna kick it with you
Everyone has something for you now
And I know, well I hope that I one be one of the crowd
If you feel that I am out of line
Well I hope that you don't, but I won't wait in line
I have learned not to offer much advice
Who am I? Just a guy, like I know how to run your life
Well I guess I'll tell you who I am
I'm a man with a plan make you say goddamn
She said "You're not the boss of me"
And I don't wanna be
Just some guy trying to be something that I'm not
And everybody's got something new to offer you
And all the wonderful things that they can do
Buck up little man, you fucked up but you can't let you're life be ruined because she's over you.
Don't think about her.
Don't speak about her, again and again I tell you this as a friend.
She's gone and now you're carrying on with flowers and bad poetry.
You're sorry, but now so are we.
Where's your dignity-
it's gone just like she is.
And you're groveling about the one that got away.
You'll get no sympathy from her just crying like a baby,
like the big fat stupid baby you've become.
And what ever happened to, that guy I used to knew?
He's a weeping little ball of goo.
You're crying like you've got no spine and she's laughing at you, admit it- it's thru.
Where's your dignity-
it's gone just like she is.
And you're groveling about the one that got away.
You'll get no sympathy from her just crying like a baby,
like the big fat stupid baby you've become.
Where's your dignity?
Where's your dignity?
Where's your dignity-
it's gone just like she is.
And you're groveling about the one that got away.
You'll get no sympathy from her just crying like a baby,
Wouldn't you like to try everything once before you had to die? Don't lie.
If there was no one watching or to ask why.
Wouldn't you like to see inside yourself and know what you could be? To be free.
Of course when I say you, I mean me.
Then your head begins to ache.
And all the plans you made just break.
For every dream you keep inside, another part of you has died.
Doesn't it make you sick?
To see everyone is such a hypocrite.
Full of shit.
Keep you down so they can benefit.
Wouldn't you like to kill, just this once to know how good it would feel.
So real.
And live your dreams with nothing to conceal.
Then your head begins to ache.
And all the plans you made just break.
When all your feelings are denied.
You'll always feel unsatisfied.
Now the birds in the trees are deformed and diseased
and the leaves on the trees are wilting on the branch
there's no stars in the sky, cuz scars on my eyes won't heal thanks to you-
And the sun is obscured since you told me those words-that you can't be with me,
and you got to be free cuz your selfish and rude, with a bad attitude-but you can't see.
And what about me?
Oh baby don't, don't, don't, don't do what you think you should do-
Because it won't, won't, won't, won't be what I want it to be to
Repeat after me "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry"
Repeat after me "It was all my fault again"
"And I will stay, stay, stay, stay right here with you-and I will say, say, say, say whatever you tell me to."
This is me now "You are forgiven"
This is me now "Things are fine again, you see."
It wasn't that hard.
Remember, Remember, Remember, What about me?
Now the sun has arrived, and the birds that all died are alive and revived
and chirping in the branches
Cuz you made up your mind, just barley in time
Let's not take any chances-
Cuz you're restless again, and you want it to end
but I can't let you leave, cuz you promised to me
and you'd do what I say, and you said that you'd stay
You said that you'd stay
And what about me?
Oh baby don't, don't, don't, don't do what you think you should do-
Because it won't, won't, won't, won't be what I want it to be to
Repeat after me "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry"
Repeat after me "I "state your name" love you"
it's the truth you see
Remember, Remember, Remember, What about me?
Well it's a great big world that's filled with disappointment.
We're maggots in the ointment just squirming to get free.
And now the futures gotmuch more than you can handle.
Don't try to light a candle.Let's curse the misery.
And as we head for certain doom, don't give up so soon.
Till every one of us is dead and vengeful Armageddon has arrived.
Cuz we'll have a drink and throw a parade.
And greet the rapture screaming "Hoary!"
And hope someone jumps on the grenade.
But no one will.
We'll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled.
And even the bravest of us run away.
We'll all get laid.
Cuz you still got dreams that haven't been pissed on.
And you still got things you'll never get done.
And you'll keep on running like a rat on a wheel.
And keep on wondering what is the deal.
What was the point? And how come it ends this way?
Well no one knows, we've only got today.
And as the lights go dim, don't think it's all so grim.
At least we all go out together heading off to never-never land.
Cuz we'll have a drink and throw a parade.
And greet the rapture screaming "Hoary!"
And hope someone jumps on the grenade.
But no one will.
We'll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled.
And even the bravest of us run away.
You can tell I'm no great planner
I ended up at the wanna be manor
wanna be manor, what a place to be
wanna be manor, it's not for me
I looked in the door, opened the door
peeed on the floor, spotted a whore
drugs and filth are all around
no clean dishes can be found
if you thought that your nightmares were scary
wait till you meet the hoe called jerri
no one dragged a dead fish in the room
it's spreading legs and her female perfume
I walked upstairs, I can't explain
but I got involved in a three man train
was it fun? Yeah, I guess
but I got crabs like all the rest
Dave's a cool guy but he's a really a slob
lives on unemployment, and he can't get a job
go ahead and take a drink, there's nothing to fear
just make sure you sniff that beer!
Passing out is no excuse
you'll be subject to abuse
some will let you hang there
It's just the pigs on their nightly visit
After busting one person each
the pigs said to move out of huntington beach
now I'll have to find a new town
or find another wanna be manor
wanna be manor
You can tell I'm no great planner
I ended up at the wanna be manor
wanna be manor, what a place to be
wanna be manor, it's not for me
wanna be manor
Come here little boy
I'm a friend of your mother's
I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car
Okay
He's got his camera
and deep seeded obsessions
His nordic heritage
and sexual frustrations
He wants to be Lief Ericksson
to discover America
but he's not
He's just a photographer
who likes little boys in viking suits
He likes to take the little boys
walking home from school
in his neighborhood
Take them to his studio
and dress them up in viking suits
Words of wisdom
Each one rings true
Watching little brothers could happen to you
So don't grow up to be a guy
Who takes pictures of little boys in viking suits
I want to be a Cowboy
I got to be a Cowboy
I'm born to be a Cowboy
I want to be a Cowboy
A Cowboy! Uh-huh
Tonight we're taking my fast car
Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar
I'm gonna wait till the club is full
and I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are
bought
To be a true Cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
All the Cowgirls in their Stetson hats
and their tight fitting jeans so they don't
look fat
We'll all be listening to the Cowboy tunes
and stomp around like a bunch of goons
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are
bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
We're all OD'd on the Olden West
seein' who's Cowboy clothes look the
best
I can ride that phony bull so damn good
Sometimes I think I'm Clint Eastwood
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are
bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
I know I'm a Cowboy deep inside
My hat band's made out of synthetic
rattle snake hide
After a couple shit kickin' Cowboy movies
I'll check out the Cowboy scene down at
Zubie's
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are
bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
Find out who all fights the best
We start fights with them punks at the
Cuckoo's Nest
Those damn punks are crazy (though)
and meaner than a bull at a rodeo
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are
bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
You call me an Urban clone of course
A big deal if I'm afraid to ride a horse
With a broken nose and a fucked up knee
Maybe this Cowboy scene just ain't for
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are
bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
Yee Haw
Cowboy look is the one I sought
Can't change now cause the clothes are
bought
To be a true cowboy was my fate
I can't help it if I was born late
Hot step moms and surrogate dads
It breaks my heart to see him so sad
Lying alone in his room with a frown on
Reruns show him what he's missing out on
If life could be, like he sees it on TV
He wouldn't have to hurt so bad
Hurts so bad `cause
It's too much drama, too much drama Dad and Mama
Traded back and forth til he turns 18
It's too much drama, the kid don't need no new step grandma
So he joins a family on the screen
Can't you see? Too many parents leave
Too many sets of parents leave a kid who can't believe
How they can think that he can take it
It's all he can do to fake it
Off for a weekend with real Dad but
The only thing real is how real bad he
Just wants his life to be black and white
Those people never fight
If he could Xerox a home from the talking picture box
He wouldn't have to hurt so bad
So he turns to TV for help and for guidance
A lot of his virtues he picked up from Linus
Fonzie taught him what it means to be cool
From Doogie he learned that he must go to school
Three's Company taught him that just acting gay
Could lower the actual rent he would pay
Cops showed beating your wife and your neighbor
To all the kids with
Headgear and braces and freckly faces (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Glasses and acne and foster care families (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Eating disorders who sit on the corners (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Bikes with a basket and pants with elastic
Retards and spastics and Star Trek fanatics (Wa-oo wa-oo)
And guys in gymnastics with lives that are tragic (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Chess club contenders with speculative genders (Wa-oo wa-oo)
Friends they imagine with matching pajamas
You're built like R2D2 and you smell like Mr. Ed
I can't believe that thoughts of you are still stuck in my head
When I play Nintendo in Mortal Combat 2
I punch Kitana in the face and I pretend it's you
(chorus)
I know you hate punk music and even though you say
You listen to it every day I wish you'd go away
Sex is not a weapon sex is not a toy you should buy a vibrator
And bring yourself some joy
'Cause never would I fuck you except if I were dead
'Cause then I couldn't hear your stupid stories yet again
You think that you're so sexy but it's so far from true
'Cause even if you had a brain you'd still need some tits too
(chorus x2)
That big old space between your teeth is worse than Letterman's
But it's the space between your legs that needs to be filled in
Sorry it's just not my job to pork you night and day
When Humanity creates a hierchy
Placing blowholes above anemones
When sovereign nations have made it policy
Slaughter anything that goes with wasabe
In the food chain, there is a third rail
Winking at mass murder of the yellow tail
Let 'em suffocate, there's no intelligence
They don't jump through hoops for an audience
Say a prayer for the Earth as you make a wish
Who will shed one tear for the tunafish,
or the thousand other species on the ocean floor?
Does a spot on prime time TV Land justify the ruination of a fisherman
That could've been me cries the albacore
With the carnage sealed hermetically
In the killing fields of local canneries
It's a Dolphin Safe atrocity (Flippery frippery)
Metal gafs are flying
As the innocent keep dying
But are we only crying
All you people gather 'round - and get together - no more sitting on your booty - party people it's your duty - you know what i mean - tell your body what to do - it's up to you - now let your tight pants - do a new dance - to the rog - roger thomas is upon us - don't you fight it - do the rog - can't you see it's so easy - it's now or never, get together - lay it on me, lay it down, - slap me five and gather 'round - the party - is gettin' started - let's act retarded, - no one is carded - now shake your onion - like a grunion tryin' to spawn - grab your girl unless she's shril - hit the dance floor - do the rog - rock the rog across the nation - a bicentennial celebration - tell two friends - and they'll tell two - and they'll two and so on - and so on - it's easy to do - tell your body what to do - it's up to you
geall you people gather 'round
and get together
no more sitting on your booty
party people it's your duty
you know what i mean
tell your body what to do
it's up to you
now let your tight pants
do a new dance
to the rog
roger thomas is upon us
don't you fight it
do the rog
can't you see it's so easy
it's now or never, get together
lay it on me, lay it down,
slap me five and gather 'round
the party
is gettin' started
let's act retarded,
no one is carded
now shake your onion
like a grunion tryin' to spawn
grab your girl unless she's shril
hit the dance floor
do the rog
rock the rog across the nation
a bicentennial celebration
tell two friends
and they'll tell two
and they'll two and so on
and so on
it's easy to do
tell your body what to do
birds in the air
never chirped the same
slobs in bowling alleys
never burped the same
they came to cry
shocked with disbelief
a broken mass of millions
all drowning in their grief
she was just an innocent
how could you lord?
they cried the day
that farrah fawcett died
Throughout the globe
every chinese man and turk
their unifying symbol
they really liked her work
but who's to blame?
no one made a move
until i find out who did this
nobody leaves the room
they say the road was icy
but that just don't add up
a bushy-haired intruder
another government cover up!
a drug-related overdose
a hunting accident
death at the hands of another,
i'll bet!
first JFK
and then we lost the king
thank god it must be over now
they say they come in threes
but still i ache
the world has lost a friend
i'll trade all
of my viewmaster reels
Now you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me.
And you say that you love me but you're not "in" love with me
And we should just be friends
but friends shouldn't treat other friends like that you're not too friendly when you act like that.
Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says you're not home
Whatever happened to that girl I knew,
she was just like you- but was way more into me.
Lately you've been acting strange, or going through a phase
Why's it gotta be like that?
The old you dug me, but the new you snubs me, and asks me to go away
but I ain't going away-
Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says "you're not home"
I've been so patient and I'm giving you space
I haven't called all day, but you're still not coming around
You've made a big mistake- that's not a threat
no matter how it sounds
Things were going so great, but as of late
you haven't much to say
The old you loved me, but the new you snubs me, and asks me to go away
but I ain't going away-
Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says you're not home
Well now you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me.
And you say that you love me but you're not "in" love with me
And we should just be friends- but friends shouldn't treat other friends like that
you're not too friendly when you act like that. Should I smash your fucking head
with a baseball bat? And dig around the brains and goo
for something that looks lie old you-
Every time I call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
I would like to talk to old you , but the new you says "you're not home"
Pat Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Pat Brown
Ran 'em into the ground
Pat Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Pat Brown
Ran 'em into the ground
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground
Pat Brown
Gets real mean, when he's in his machine
He's no zero, he's a fucking hero
Pat Brown
He didn't get too far
Pat Brown
He got holes in his car
Pat Brown
They threw him in jail
Pat Brown
Couldn't pay his bail
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground
Pat Brown
He's a crazy guy
and I'll tell you why
He's no clown, so don't fuck around
He's got a shotgun, yeah he thinks it's fun
To shoot at you
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground
Pat Brown
He's a crazy guy
Yeah I'll tell you why
On a hunting trip
the trigger slipped
someone almost died
Circle Massage got a shotgun barrage
He won't pay 50 bucks for head
Music shop got a midnight shopping stop
"Hello Marshal Amps"
Stereo store got hit for even more
But Pat got caught
At the Cuckoo's Nest, he did his best
To waste some pigs
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the cops down
Patrick Edward Brown
Tried to run the mother fuckin cops into the ground
Pat Brown
He don't fuck around
Pat Brown
He's got a shotgun
Yeah you better run
Me and Joey know
Here he comes
down your street
Sawed-off shotgun
in his seat
Better look around
cause here comes Pat Brown
Gonna run you down
Now don't fuck around
with Pat Brown
Don't fuck around
with Pat Brown
with Pat
I'm awful sorry if she has ruined the night.
I'll get her home and out of sight.
That's my girl- the drunkest at the party.
She lost her shoe and found the rum bacardi.
There she goes- she fell down and she's bleeding,
I tried to help, she's kicking and she's screaming
The drunkest girl, that everyone hates- she with me- I'm her date
I'll drive her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home) and leave her lying on her porch.
That's my girl, cross-eyed drunk and puking,
She's down again and everybody's looking.
I'll wait till she sobers up, and when she finishin' throwing up I'll drive her home
(get her home, gotta get her ass home) and leave her lying on her porch.
That's my girl (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
Take her home (do what you can to make her leave)
She made a scene (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
She's with me (I can't believe that she's with me)
That's my girl- flirting with your husband
She threw a drink, and screamed she used to fuck him.
I don't mind her getting drunk
but I'm gonna lock her in my trunk,
and take her home (get her home, gotta get her ass home) and leave her lying on her porch.
I'll Take her home (do what you can to make her leave)
She made a scene (get her home, gotta get her ass home)
I'll take her home (do what you can to make her leave)
She's with me (I can't believe that she's with me)
That's My Girl
Bridge
She doesn't always act this way, later on she'll be OK
I apologize for all she's done, go ahead and keep her purse
The drunkest girl, that everyone hates- she with me- I'm her date I'll drive her home
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
You shouldn't have, Oh- you didn't.
You're so generous. Thanks for nothing.
Never mind all the stuff I bought for you
It was my pleasure, getting nothing back.
Come next year I'm getting you what you got me
Fucking Nothing. See how you like it
I don't have much money but I got you something nice.
I maxed out my cards, didn't care about the price...
To show I care this time of year-
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
So I'm a sap, under the Christmas tree.
Trying to find the gifts I thought you got for me.
But there was nothing there- what a shock.
just the torn up wrappings from all the gifts I bought.
Thanx for all the effort to brighten up my Christmas
Thank you for the knife that you stabbed me in the back with.
What a blessing. You're really something.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
I've been so selfless, choosing gifts so thoughtfully
Sweating in a crowed mall and you don't get shit for me.
You selfish asshole. I hope you die.
Choking on your putrid pile of presents 6 feet high
Thanx for making Christmas such a disappointment
Thanx for making sharing seem so fucking pointless
What a pal. I'll tell you one thing-
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Thanx for nothing.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
Some people call me a teenage idol
Say they envy me
They got no way of knowin'
How lonesome I can be
I need somebody to be my baby
To tell my troubles to
Got no time to find her
'Cause I'm just passin' through
I travel around from town to lonesome town
Guess, all I'll be is a rollin' stone
Fortune and fame, everybody knows my name
That won't mean a thing if I'm all alone, woah
Some people call me a teenage idol
Say they envy me
They got no way of knowin'
How lonesome I can be
I travel around from town to lonesome town
Guess, all I'll be is a rollin' stone
Fortune and fame, everybody knows my name
That won't mean a thing if I'm all alone, woah
Some people call me a teenage idol
Say they envy me
They got no way of knowin'
How lonesome I can be
I get no rest when I'm feelin' weary
Pack my bags and go
I gotta go tomorrow
And go and do my show
I wanna share myself, oh
Just spread myself around with someone, anybody
First I think of my health,
then I know some food I have to buy
I'm taking the time, taking the time to understand
why you and me were never meant to eat a bird that fly's
How does it make you feel?
To take a life for just one meal
The deal, two drumsticks and a breast
just leave you so depressed that I must stress
Do not eat the chicken!
Now back to my health
I really don't need the vegetable
All covered in filth,
it's almost uneatable
Meat makes you strong
so strong that you can say
Who's the man? Who's the man now?
50 serving from just one cow
How does it make you feel?
To take a life for just one meal
The deal, two drumsticks and a breast
just leave you so depressed that I must stress
Do not eat the chicken!
I can taste the feathers in my mouth
Such a waste of time
1 life
1 meal should be a crime
Eat a bigger bird
1 turkey - 10 people can be served
I don't care how they're raised,
hormone injected do not phase me
You can stuff your free range chickens
I wont eat a bird that fly's
How does it make you feel?
To take a life for just one meal
The deal, two drumsticks and a breast
just leave you so depressed that I must stress
Let's go to the place where the food is really good
and my order's understood and they won't drown my food, yeah!
Get me to the seat, I wanna eat,
just a party of three Me! Me! Me! Yeah!
What is this stupid shit?
I didn't order this!
Not gonna pay for it!
Take it back!
Hello pretty lady, I'll only say it once
"meat and cheese only", don't fuck it up!
Here it goes again a conspiracy
are you plotting against me?
I said only meat and cheese, yeah
What is this stupid shit?
I didn't order this!
Not gonna pay for it!
Take it back!
I'll say it simple, so you can understand
get my food right, I am a hungry man
You say you're sorry, not realy a waitress
"I'm studying to be an actress"
Starting acting like a waitress!
...Food!
Do you wanna see me puke?
What are you retarted?
Pickles make me sick
let's get the eating started, yeah!
Here it goes again,
I said it all along,
meat and cheese only
it's wrong! Wrong! Wrong!
What is this stupid shit?
I didn't order this!
Not gonna pay for it!
With 800 pounds on 18 wheels
After 800 miles you know how it feels
To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it
To see if it's still there
Well it's one more load to one more town
Only problem is they're all starting to sound a bit similar
Lord knows they all look the same
So I got some hot coffee in Furnace Creek
Abut the trouble is I was never neat and I spilled it
And my map and phonebook were a blur
But I had a girl and a job to do
Or was that job and a girl to do?
I don't know - I had to go and my velvet interior was a soggy mess
I think I got a girl named Mary down in Susanville
Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife
I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to somewhereville
But I can't remember which to save to save my life
With a load to Mr. Johnson in Watsoville
Or is that a load to Mr. Watson in Johnsonville?
Well, anyway, after several days I don't know what or if it mattered
Just a load of placer to Cedarville, or a load of cedar to Placerville
Or a container full of things up to Diamond Springs for an indoor swapmeet
Is that a cargo of hay south to Northfork, Some plastic forks north to Hayfork,
Or a bunch of men's nugget watches straight through to Pixley,
Or Apple Jacks down to Fall River Mills or honor snacks up to Downieville?
Well, the white girls are cute that I've met in Blackbute,
But I'll stick to the road and finish my beer and coffee
Now I am marrying Jan from Susanville
Or am I suing Jane from Mary'sville?
Cause if I am I better call Ernie my attorney from Burney Falls
Well, all I know is if I recall-
She had the longest legs and she was kinda tall
And prettier than a catfish
With its nose up against the dam
Without a girl and some time to kill I ran some baby food to Gerberville
And took some airplane parts to Wilbur in Oreville
Now that can't be Wright
Well it's one more load one more town
Only problem is they're all startin' to sound a bit similar
summer lovin' had me a blast
summer lovin' happened so fast
met some girl, crazy for me
met a guy, cute as can be
summer days drifted away
to oh, the summer nights
tell me more,
was this texas or france?
tell me more,
did you get in her pants?
went to her place,
got in her blouse
while the roadies
demolished her house
watched her cable, stole her tv
she did my band
just the way she did me
summer hoes open their does
then get grounded
for the rest of their life
tell me more,
did her parents come home?
tell me more,
did you call nome on her phone?
in gay paris the girls are so chic
they don't talk english
so they last a whole week
german foxes,
way too much hair
put that wall back
so that they stay there
here's my adress
come stay with me
too bad you can't afford
to come overseas
tell me more,
did you make true love vows?
tell me more,
what if she finds your house?
i got sober that's where it ends
so i told her
we'd still be friends
she was cool,
but just like the rest
i had to leave her
with a phony address
"of course i live there,
i love you, you fox"
(your welcome anytime
at my p.o. box)
san francisco, our closing night
thought he'd finally
met mrs. right
bought her flowers,
read her my poem
said he'd call me
the next day at home
didn't answer
she's with some other dude
probably begging
Happy robots say "life is fine"
they're the ones I loathe
they're stupid or they're lying
or a little bit of both
ignore disasters and say that life is great
it never stops the smile on your shit consuming faces
The stupid fucking hippies
too stoned to see their lives are fucked
going with the flow
into the shitter they are sucked
and then they got these magic crystals
don't do a god damn thing
just stinking of pachoulli
while they choke on their ginseng
Beating on a drum
you sing of quiet and peace,
burning marijuana
and take the time to hug a tree,
say no possessions,
but get all that you can,
you stink like shit and smile through it
Don't ever trust a happy man
Cheery retard masses,
with evil Osmond smiles
way too glad to be
cuz "He" is on your side
and then they hand out propaganda
for sheep to join the cult,
collecting guns,
they rapt your daughters
but nobody's at fault
Beating on a drum
you sing of quiet and peace,
burning marijuana
and take the time to hug a tree,
say no possessions,
but get all that you can,
you stink like shit and smile through it
Don't ever trust a happy man
I don't want to go to heaven,
it's filled with pricks like you
I won't go inside the gates,
leave me in the waiting room
I'm sure that God hates you too
he thinks your an obsessed fan
see how you are?
I'll never trust a happy man
Hey!
Woah!
Hey!
Woah!
Hey!
Woah!
Hey!
Woah!
Well, you see you can't take the world and grab it by the tail.
Put it in your pocket and then you wanna watch it fail.
God damn the odds I'm still alive, and I will thrive.
Soup of the day. Flavor of the month.
Stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt.
Sell out! Buy in! Never gonna change!
Cash out now buy a home on the range.
18 years, I'm still punk.
Going back and forth you silly little fuck!
When it goes away, I still stay.
No I won't go away
never the soup of the day.
Money is good whe it comes your way.
Take it now, it's your day.
Take it, before it goes away.
Pay day! Pay day! Get out quick.
It sure beats selling your dick.
Soup of the day. Flavor of the month.
Stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt.
I had a dream, a terrible thing
like a fucking pig grabbing at a brass ring.
Gimme mine! Got mine! Constant pain
with a shotgun remove your brain.
Don't care a fuck about the flavor of the month
You know Vicky that I love you
You are programmed what to do
Is it wrong to feel this way
I could tell you what to say
But late in the evening
when it's starting to get dark
her light sensors
defect to make a spark
to set her ablaze
with passions and desires
She's lost control
Only love can quench her fire
She's fantastic made of plastic
Microchips here and there
She's a small wonder
Love and laughter everywhere
But once again
when the sun is going down
She becomes a menace,
a terror of the town
Her appetite for lust
No man could ever know
She's not human, no Vicky
Well, you came into this world naked, screaming and covered in blood
who was there to wipe you off and give you your first hug?
And it took a couple years to figure out how to not shit in your pants
but someone was there to clean you up and powder off your rash
It's been them from the start, the ones you tortured and broke their hearts
the two that you hate- the two that you blame- the very same ones that
gave you your name
Remember the time you were five and you lied about who broke your lamp?
Who were the ones that sat you down and gave you a second chance?
It's been them from the start, the ones you tortured and broke their hearts
the two that you hate- the two that you blame- the very same ones that
gave you your name
Go home to Mom and Dad and say you're sorry,
It's the least that you can do, after all you've put them through.
Oh, come on.
Beg Mom and Dad's forgiveness, they deserve it.
Even if you don't mean it, make them believe you that it's true.
And when they offered you up all that great advise,
you just screamed "Fuck you, both- and let me live my life!
I'm gonna go out drinking with my friends have unprotected sex,
pierce my nose and get a tattoo of a dragon on my neck!"
Call Mom and Dad and finally say you're sorry,
It's the least that you can do, after all you've put them through.
Oh, come on.
Beg Mom and Dad's forgiveness, they deserve it.
Even if you don't mean it, make them believe you that it's true.
Cuz now your 35 and working in a warehouse cuz you spent your college money on cocaine.
And the shame of your existence is ever so persistent cuz you know your parents tried
and you're to blame- you're to blame, cuz
It's been the from the start, the ones you tortured and broke their hearts
the two that you hate- the two that you blame- the very same ones that
gave you your name
Go home to Mom and Dad and say your sorry,
It's the least that you can do, after all you've put them through.
Oh, come on.
Beg Mom and Dad's forgiveness, they deserve it.
Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian.
And pizza right after the game.
Just tell me where and when,
Volvos and collagen.
Hope you might feel the same.
My Soccer mom, it's on.
Knew all along so right it's so wrong.
Pray to god that you're thinking what I'm thinking.
I know you're brattless every other weekend.
Let your hair down and keep it all a secret.
No reason why it couldn't be that way.
If you say yes right now, I'll make it work some how.
Those fancy dinners don't come free.
Don't know just where he went.
But with that settlement, you should be taking me.
My Soccer mom, it's on.
Knew all along so right it's so wrong.
Pray to god that you're thinking what I'm thinking.
I know you're brattless every other weekend.
Let your hair down and keep it all a secret.
No reason why it couldn't be that way.
Tell me I'm the one for you, even if it isn't true.
I'd pretend to like those two snot kids.
And if it had to end, I think that my heart would eventually mend.
I'd keep my fingers crossed for another MILF like you.
Pray to god that you're thinking what I'm thinking.
I know you're brattless every other weekend.
Let your hair down and keep it all a secret.
No reason why it couldn't be that way.
Tell me I'm the one for you, even if it isn't true.
I'd pretend to like those two.
Do you love me baby?
Well how much do you love me?
A whole bunch
Well how much is a whole bunch?
Well I don't know
This much?
Don't say sorry
or call her baby
and if she wants to go out
say, "Maybe"
Never let her get the upper hand
A woman can't respect a weak man
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
So she ran out?
Let her pout!
She just went down to the store
You know she'll have an apology and a Sixer
when she comes through that door
She loves that stinging pain
And she knows you'll have to do it again
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
Don't feel sorry
That's a mistake
The biggest one you'll ever make
I wouldn't trust her
as far as I could throw her
You might love her
but you don't know her
Show her your love with a slap
You know that she will come back
Now your looking at the rings on your hand
And your feeling like a hell of a man
The woman now knows her place
I can see it in her rosy face
And if she talks back
You just have to slap her down
Give her that slap of love
It will keep her coming around
Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave
And they're giving me the creeps by morning
Most girls, make noises in their sleep, and I hate to
watch them eat
And their boring.
You didn't rat when the lab caught fire
Throughout the Inland Empire-
You're my empresses, and I crown you
Most girls, I ben with before are fat and ugly ho's
Compared to you
Most girls, always think they're right,
but they're wrong- fucking wrong
But baby you're not like that
You understand me and it's not an act
You're my empresses, and I crown you
I wanna go with you and leave all this behind us
We'll live in San Berdo and sell the place in Cypress
Come on let's do it run away with me honey
We'll put a bunch of babies in you're tummy
And fly away:.
Most girls, I'd rather be alone and I can't answer the phone
Cuz they're scaring me
Most girls, get psycho and they're mean and they
always make a scene
And they're threatening me
The time apart didn't hurt us
And now I finished y community service
You're my empresses, and I crown you
Come on let's do it run away with me honey
We'll put a bunch of babies in you're tummy
And fly away:.
All those years I was just searching
Fuck that noise, baby you're perfect
All them mean nothing cuz I found you
How did you get so awesome?
Let's spend the weekend in Laughlin
I'm kinda desperate.
You might have sensed it
From the tone of my voice.
It's a disaster.
I got no answers.
I'm kinda left with no choice.
I'm doing lotsa nothings
Here with a lot of no ones,
Praying for the phone.
This solitude is creepy.
It really is unpretty,
A grown man alone.
We could meet for coffee,
Or go to the fair.
I don't even like to do those things,
But I'm gettin' kinda desperate here.
Just call me!
[chorus:]
Box 27605
Please leave a message while there's still time
Bold type print in the classified
Single white male seeks Mrs. Right.
I'm self-employed.
I'm not usually annoyed by any personality flaws.
I'm not a stalker. Excessive talker.
It doesn't really matter to me.
Whatever you're into, I'm into, that's cool.
We could meet for coffee,
Or stay at home and watch Cheers.
I don't even like to do those things,
But I'm gettin' kinda desperate here.
So call me!
[chorus]
I'm not getting any younger here.
Please call the number.
Anything you wanna do is fine with me.
Single white male seeks Mrs. Right.
Still, my box is empty,
And no one sent me any kind of reply.
I sit here waiting, never dating, masturbating.
Man, I hope I don't go blind.
We could meet for coffee,
Or go to the state fair.
I don't even like to do those things,
But I'm gettin' kinda desperate here.
Just call me!
[chorus 2x]
I live in the land of the freeways
Home of the smog and traffic
The sun and the air
The mountains and sea
Streams and palm trees
The valleys...
The canyons...
The mountains...
The beaches...
Hollywood, downtown, the valley
Are all places you should see
The city at night, the city so bright
a short time away a campfire sight
The missions...
The mansions...
The farmlands...
Punk rock bands...
People come from all over
to work and live in the sun
It's always so nice
my own paradise
The desert , the snow
So many places to go
The people...
The places...
The weather...
The faces...
Mustache is a symbol of repression and of hate
Never trust a man with a butt broom on his face
It's the facial marking of the man who holds you down
The source of all your problems, every city, every town
Stalin, Hitler, Schneider, just to name a few
got to kill the mustache before it grows on you
Fight! The mustache power!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Mustache is authority
The world is run by assholes
They try to run our lives from their golden mustache castles
The Dark Prince was a nazi, his mustache true to form
instead of arm- band swastikas, mouse ears must be worn
He terminates employees with the hair above his lip
cuz in the Fuhrer's kingdom it's dictatorship
We should take his frozen corpse and shave his fascist face
and make the magic kingdom a truly happy place
Fight! The mustache power!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Pigs across the nation dressed in uniform
with their gun and badges, a mustache must be worn
they beat the population with their clubs inflicting pain
with mustache anonymity, they all look the same
we must join together till the mustache is removed
and then we'll have a party with beer and chicks and food.
Fight the power!
Fight the power mustache!
Fight the power!
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Play that country tuba, play that country tuba.
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Well musicians' stories have made the rounds
About traveling bands in red-neck towns
But for tuba players this has got to be a first.
This one starts like they all do
I'd been traveling hard for a day or two
And I stopped into this joint to quench my thirst.
Up walked this big mountain man
Said, "What'cha got there? A garbage can?"
And I said, "Excuse me, that's my tuba, if you please."
He said "Great play a country song
So me and my buddies can sing along"
And I told him I only play with symphonies.
He slammed his fist and spit out his beer
And his body language made it very clear
This wasn't going to be just another B-flat day.
That's when he cocked his thirty-odd-six
And boy, I let out with some country licks
I'd never thought I'd hear my tuba play.
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Play that country tuba, play that country tuba.
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Well after a while I ran outta air
And I figured I'd better get out of there
So I grabbed my horn and headed for the door.
Just about then I felt a lasso
Wrapped around me and my tuba too
And they yanked me back and 'ey hollered "More man more!"
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Play that country tuba, cowboy.
Play that country tuba, play that country tuba.
medium cheese,
she's glad to take my order
long long way
from that lao-viet border
she fled the jungle
the evil viet cong, pizza tran
orange county
is where you belong
two long weeks
in that little leaky boat
just to get the right
to see me and to vote
here comes my pizza,
down bolsa avenue,
yes its true
pizza tran i love you
girls at school
they just don't understand
what do you see
in that little orphan tran?
she's so pretty
i'm proud to be her man,
and i am
and that's why
i love pizza tran
i love her
and i think she loves me
i order pizza
'bout 7 nights a week
she's my madam thieu
& i'm her general ky, i believe
she's baking another for me
pizza tran deliver something
i miss you and i'm so hungry
pizza tran
pizza tran get into that dope white supra
and bring me a slice
Seven hits of L
and nobody could tell
So I spent every dime
just to get to Aniehem
I was in the Magic Kingdom
Now I'm in the Carribean
You get something really wicked
when you spend an E-ticket
High adventure on the sea,
but it's not the life for me
Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25
Where can I hide?
I don't want to buy a bride
I'm alone as I float
Hey, there were others in my boat
Up ahead, one of the men
he said he would be my friend
He'd guide me to the hole
If I deeded him my soul
To the hole I didn't make it
That doesn't mean he didn't take it
He laughed at my plight
He said you'll be one of us tonight
High adventure on the sea,
but it's not the life for me
Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25
He was right, I'm still here
as I have been, for over a year
With my last bit of hope,
a tin can and rope
I just want to break free
But I can't get away
No I can't get away
cause that damn dog's got the key
No one listens as I tell
of my ordeal in this cell
They stand right by
but they don't fell
Is this for real?
Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so I'm so sorry I missed your call
I'll see you on Sunday
Good-bye, I love you.
But,
if this is you,
you can suck my tick!
if it's my boss,
fudge you! I quit!
Anyone else,
you can do the same
don't leave a message,
Some people are bad and they don't give a damn
what they do or who they hurt.
They go through their lives and don't apologize
for the shit that they've disturbed.
But they don't bother me at all cuz I know quite well
When their lives are over and they've done what they've done
They're the people that are going to hell
Some beat their wives or pull out a knife
and stab a person or two or three
with no repercussions and no one here can touch them
and they get away scott free
But that's not the case you see and I'm glad to tell
When their lives are over and they've done what they've done
They're the people that are going to hell
They will spend eternity cursing all they've done
faced with karma consequences and nowhere left to run
They will be in agony until the end of time
Cuz they were such ass holes while alive
So try and be nice and to do what's right cuz there will come a day
When you're faced with your maker and no one here can save you
No matter what they say.
And be glad that you were good cuz some don't do so well and
when their lives are over and they've done what they've done
Hey buddy how you doin' today?
Thanks a lot buddy I'm doin' OK.
How bout you, you doin' all right?
Well I got into a fight my girl left last night.
That's rough guy what was it about?
I lost my job and she just ran out.
Your honey got runny when the money got funny?
My honey got runny when the money got funny, buddy.
Are you ready for a brand new day?
I'm gonna do things my own way OK!
Here's what you do and rejoice in new and join me when I say, OK!
So guy what do you do now?
Everywhere I go people telling me how,
To live my life like they really know me.
Sometimes past your nose it's hard to see
So guy what you trying to say?
I say its time to do things your own way
So tell me what you want, what I really, really want!
When you're living in shit and your life is shit and shit is all you smell.
You submit and get to used to and live in your shit filled hell.
People will mislead you and believe you when I say.
Trust yourself!
Believe yourself!
Haji was a punk just like any other boy
And he never had no trouble until he started up his Oi band,
safe in the garage or singing in the tub.
Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub
Twas a cold Christmas eve when Trevor and the skins
popped in for a pint and to nick a back of crisps
Trevor liked the music but not the Unity
So he unwound Haji's turban and knocked him to his knees
If god came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what he'd say
He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins-
but Oi to the world and everybody wins!"
Haji was a bloody mess, he ran out thru the crowd
he said "we'll meet again we are bloody but not unbowed"
Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet
Christmas day on the roof down 20 Oxford street
If god came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what he'd say
He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins-
but Oi to the world and everybody wins!"
On the roof with the nun chucks Trevor broke a lot of bones
But Haji had a sword like that guy in Indiana Jones
Police sirens wailing, a bloody dying man,
Haji was alone and abandoned his band
Trevor was there fading and still so full of hate
when the skins left him there and went down the fire escape
But then Haji saw the north star shining more then ever
So he made a tourniquet from his turban saving Trevor
the repelled down the roof with the rest of the turban
and went back to the pub where they bought each other bourbon
If god came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what he'd say
He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins-
Drowning in this toilet of shit they call life
Work like hell at Taco Bell for $4.25 an hour
No one gives a squirt of piss if you fucking die
So seize the day by the balls, and squeeze until it's on it's knees
And now we dance like soldiers on the battlefield
the only triumph in a moment of glory
Crack your head open and sue somebody
Cop a feel on a punk rock girl in bondage pants
And Now We Dance
You are just a speck in a universe of turds
Silenced by conspirators, not another word.
With ozone trees depleted, you choke on malathion.
nothing fucking matters, so what's the use in tryin'?
And now we dance like warriors on the victory trail
only triumph in a moment of glory
Crack your head open and sue somebody
Come on and do push ups just like Jack Pallance
And Now We Dance
Never join the ranks of the kiss ass suit and tie
or the stinking hippie, the future is worth a lie,
nothing's worth a fuck, a fuck ain't worth a shit
we're only gonna die, here's how we deal with it
And Now We Dance like warriors on the battlefield
only triumph in a moment of glory
Crack your head open and sue somebody
Cop a feel on a punk rock girl in bondage pants
And Now We Dance
we dance like warriors on the battlefield
only triumph in a moment of glory
Crack your head open and sue somebody
Come on and do one handed push ups like Jack Pallance
This is going to be the best Christmas ever.
Everything this year's been a disaster
But I won't let it bother me at all
Nothing's going to bring me down,
It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch
I'm going to stand my happy ground.
I refuse to let my family make me crazy
I'll smile at their insults and their frowns
I'll ignore the shitty weather
Cuz what counts is we're together
Loving, safe and sound
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
Not this time, Ya hear?. (I won't let it happen)
And If you try to ruin my holiday-
I swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year.
The turkey might have made the children vomit
The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts
But I will grin and bear it
and this nightmare we will share it
Till I get my only wish- it's
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
No act of God or family fight
Cuz if you try to ruin my holiday
I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life
You'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh
This is going to be the best Christmas ever.
Soon this crappy Christmas will be over
And I'll go right back to my pissed-off self
But until that happens I'll just continue laughing
like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, North Pole Elves.
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
Not this year I won't let that be the case
And If you try and ruin my holiday-
I'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face.
Understand me
The city council met last night the vote was one to six
Denying access to our town by TV's "G.E. Smith"
The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen
She dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped out the friggin' screen
They said no, they said no way.
Not in my Back yard he can not stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
If you think he's livin' by me there's no way
G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender
He bought a house disguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders
But at the party we like to throw for new homeowners
we caught him when he couldn't play the lead from "Tattooed Love Boys"
They said no, they said no way.
Not in my Back yard he can not stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
If you think he's livin' by me there's no way
A man has got the right to homestead anywhere he can
but that just begs the question, What exactly is a man?
Blond Frankenstein with Dutchboy hair would hardly qualify
So we must live free of this Hall & Oats reject or die
They said no, they said no way.
Not in my Back yard he can not stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation
This is my special moment
Don't question me or disagree
I know that I have earned this
Damn it I deserve this
Do not fuck with me it's my special time
And I'll seize this opportunity
Show them what it means to me
To be king shit just for a minute
Then just disappear
And with passion and or talent
Self righteously and gallantly
I'll step away and everyone will know it
This is my special moment
My shitty life has lead me to this perfect minute
Remember how I did this
Taking care of business for once
They'll see me get it right
Kicking screaming fighting for my life
I have decided it is time
This is my special moment
Don't question me or disagree
I know that I have earned this
Damn it I deserve this
Do not fuck with me it's my special time
Oh god I'm doing it for real I'm really doing it
Reaching for the skies
And gouging the eyes of anyone
Who dares to interfere?
Conquering the fear
And showing them the time is mine
This is my special moment
Don't question me or disagree
I know that I have earned this
Damn it I deserve this
Do not fuck with me it's my special time
Do not fuck with me it's my special time
I'm a gonna get my worker's comp check.
I'm a gonna buy you lots of food.
I'm a gonna drop some bricks on my head.
I'm a gonna be laid up for good.
My neck, my back. My neck and my back hurt.
I had another accident, so someone tell the management.
I'll be in my kiddie pool recovering,
I'll get my tools another time.
If my spine, if it ever realigns.
My neck, my back. My neck and my back!
And I never will recover. And I never will recover.
And I never will recover. And I never will recover, yeah.
I'm a gonna get my worker's comp check.
I'm a gonna buy you lots of food.
I'm a gonna drop some bricks on my head.
I'm a gonna be laid up for good.
Compassionate society has a whole variety of saftey nets and benefits.
For anyone that's ever been a victim of negligence, stress, fatigue or recklessness.
Offer me a settlement. Just offer me a settlement.
'cause I gotta stay at home.
My neck and back is nearly broke.
I kind of won the lottery.
I'll take what they are offering.
Vicodine and Ambien and watch a lot of television.
My neck, my back. My neck and my back!
And I never will recover. And I never will recover.
And I never will recover. And I never will recover, yeah.
I'm a gonna get my worker's comp check.
I'm a gonna buy you lots of food.
I'm a gonna drop some bricks on my head.
I once had a girlfriend,
But then one day she me and everywhere
I'd go people would ask me where she was.
But I don't want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.
I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia
Or a great big truck ran her over
And chopped off her head.
But I dont' want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead.
I geuss there's a part of me that likes the sympathy
Or the looks on thier faces when I tell themn how
She passed away.
But I dont' want to talk about her.
But someone always asks about her.
So I tell them all she's dead.
My girlfriends dead you see,
It's a total lie-but it's easier on me
Than having ot admit she like's someone else.
My girlfriends dead you know,
Please change the subject or I am going to go
With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
and follow my dreams and to face
a life of delusion and gender confusion
no longer will be the case
I never wanted army men of basketballs,
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother's clothing.
My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that's a ghost of Christmas past
Now it feels like the very first time,
cuz it's going to be the very first time,
that Christmas feels right to me.
And I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman
A doctor reconstructed my genitals
And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
for a guy who could love a girl like me.
I took the hormones and I got my breasts
This season's gonna be the best to me.
I won't have to tuck it behind me
Since I got my brand new vagina
It's my first Christmas as a woman.
Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
My penis, chop it off
It's no use to me.
Cut it off!
Chop it off! Chop it off!
My penis, cut it off so I can finally be
A Woman...
Now I'm finally happy cuz I made my goal
to be a post operation transsexual.
now I'm a pretty lady
Now it feels like the very first time,
cuz it's going to be the very first time,
that Christmas feels right to me.
Cuz I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
Christmas 1994, not like the year before.
We didn't want to know.
Buried our heads in the snow...
Looking back it was obvious to everyone.
But then again he's not just anyone.
We used to laugh and call him names.
Some things I wish I could change.
Snow fell.
He was burning up inside.
Tired of living a lie.
He just had to say.
We learned my brother was gay.
It came on silent night.
Mother's face went white.
She said "I have to sit".
Father had a fit.
I'm learning to deal with it.
My brother is ggg....My brother is ggg...
Looking back it was obvious to everyone.
But then again he's not just anyone.
We used to laugh and call him names.
Some things I wish I could change.
Christmas 1994, can't take it back to the store.
Like a shirt that doesn't fit.
I'm learning to deal with it.
I'm learning to deal with it.
My brother is gay.
My brother is gay.
I guess it's OK
Every time I see her sweet face makes me wanna, gotta cut my throat.
No escaping or erasing her image that haunts me and taunts me again.
But the sun it never lies, just offers warmth and fills the skies.
Says to me "it's time she went away".
My brain it tells my body, keep staring at the sun.
Till my retina's are scorched and this torture's run it's course for me.
Her ocular stimulation fuels my lust so I can't trust my eyes.
Two little traitors that wont avert.
Now they've hurt me for the last time.
But the sun it never lies, just offers warmth and fills the skies.
Says to me "it's time she went away".
My brain it tells my body, keep staring at the sun.
Till my retina's are scorched and this torture's run it's course for me.
My brain it tells my body, keep staring at the sun.
And the glow of the corona till I feel I've never known you.
But the sun it never lies, just offers warmth and fills the skies.
Says to me "it's time she went away".
My brain it tells my body, keep staring at the sun.
Till my retina's are scorched and this torture's run it's course for me.
My brain it tells my body, keep staring at the sun.
Hey mom, it's been fantastic since I'm on my own
At first it seemed so drastic when you and dad kicked me out
but it made me get my act together
and learn what life's all about
now I'm self reliant I can hold my own
Movin' up,
lookout
I got me a job, at a food service place
I'm making four-fifty
and things are going great
I'm cleaning toilets, making fries
but in a couple years
Your least favorite son could make the manager
I don't need education,
forget about a college
I've got the motivation,
I've got the knowledge
I'll work my way slowly up the food service ladder
and prove to my new family here I really matter
Movin' up,
lookout,
here I come,
Movin' up
I hate to jinx my chances
if it's too soon to speak
but there has been some talk,
I could be worker of the week
They'll give me half price lunches
and my own parking space
if I ever get a car
that's icing on the cake
Movin' up,
Lookout,
here I come,
I'm doing great
I may share one room place
with seven other strangers
with bugs and drugs
and several other dangers
but I command the dinner shift,
and when depressed
I think the four F's
Friends, Fun, Fast-Food, Flexible hours
cuz I got me a job
I got me a plan
you said I was a mess up
but I proved that I'm a man
I'm here surviving
and I did my own way
Mom and Dad
I wish that you could see me today
I'm Movin' up,
Lookout,
Here I come,
I got a raise,
Movin' up
Lookout,
Here I come,
Well I know you been working most nights
And I think you deserve something nice for once, you do
And the twins they've been driving you nuts
But tonight your in luck. Guess what, Here's what-
Hey Babe we're going out tonight
were finally gonna do it right
No more pinching pennies with a broke ass loser
I've had a change of luck, I found the twenty bucks
I thought I lost under the sofa
I'm feeling like a hundredaire and baby I just don't care
Where we go or what we spend
So grab your friends-cuz
Money's not a issue tonight
Hey baby were going out tonight
just bring your appetite for luxury and fun cuz
Money's not an issue
Go on baby now make a wish
I'm feeling Irish rich
I found me pot o' gold and living large, it fits you
Feel free to super size
cuz tonight dreams are realized
I know that's it's been rough
and you don't get the stuff
That such a pretty lady is so deserving of
but now that's not the case
I'll shower your sweet face with
Champagne dreams and Moustache kisses
I'm well aware that I've been kind of cheap and tight
but all that's changed and were going to do it right
so tell your friends that-
Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong
when he went and killed some men
They sent for the marshal to bring him in
they sent for Marshal Skin
He rolled into town,
and pulled his cowboy hat down
Cause everyone knows a skinhead,
and skinheads aren't allowed
(skinheads aren't allowed)
in Mohawk Town
The sun was high and his mouth was dry
So he rolled up to the saloon
He ordered himself some red eye
he knew he'd meet John soon
Checked out all the Mohawks
sittin roud the bar
He knew he found the Mohawk town
and John couldn't be too far
He rolled into town,
and pulled his cowboy hat down
Cause everyone knows a skinhead,
and skinheads aren't allowed
(skinheads aren't allowed)
in Mohawk Town
He walked out of the saloon
and there stood Mohawk John
He didn't have no time to speak
both guns had just been drawn
Now Mohawk John was quick
but Skin shot straight and fast
He put a slug right through his heart
and laid him on his back
He rolled into town,
and pulled his cowboy hat down
Cause everyone knows a skinhead,
and skinheads aren't allowed
(skinheads aren't allowed)
one two three four
master race in outer space
they had to leave this earthly place
all the allies and the Russians too
this nazi shit don't do
this nazi shit don't do
this nazi shit don't do
so we launch them to the moon
the secret moon base was nearly complete
so we put the plan in motion for the space age feat
Germany was about to fall
they loaded up the rockets and launched them all
this nazi shit don't do
this nazi shit don't do
this nazi shit don't do
so we launched them to the moon
master race in outer space
they had to leave this earthly place
all the allies and the Russians too
this nazi shit don't do
this nazi shit don't do
this nazi shit don't do
so we launched them to the moon
one small step for man
one goose step for mankind (sieg heil baby)
one small step for man
one goose step for mankind (sieg heil baby)
this nazi shit don't do
this nazi shit don't do
this nazi shit don't do
so we launched them to the moon
master race in outer space
they had to leave this earthly place
all the allies and the Russians too
this nazi shit don't do
this nazi shit don't do
this nazi shit don't do
Young girl says to her mom,
"How did you know that father was the one?"
Then mom just rolls her eyes
She says, "You'll find that special guy"
but to herself she cannot lie
She says, "I'm praying for the day I die
and they bury me"
Then boy become a man
He finds that special one who understands
He knows 'twas meant to be
her faults he cannot see &
now he's down on bended knee
I pledge my love eternally,
will you marry me?
Do you take this woman?
I don't!
Do you take this man?
I don't!
For the rest of your awful life
she is your lawful wedded wife
Do you take this woman?
I don't!
Do you take this man?
I don't!
Eternal agony in holy matrimony
The two now joined as one
and from this holy union comes a son
and the cycle begins again,
another fool is on his knee
Where is my alimony?
Hang yourself from the family tree,
Say marry me
Menopause, mid-life crisis,
moments for the rest of your life
'Til death do you part,
'til the kids leave home she is your wife
(June?)
Just look at your parents strife
Imagine that for the rest of your life
Do you take this women?
I'm trying to be civilized and need you girl to realize,
My higher mind runs counter to my procreative self.
Although it's not my doing, nature has it's way insuring
That the species will be fruitful, no matter how I try to fight it.
God's the one who made me like this- understand I'm innocent.
The drive is stronger than I am- I'm just a man, I'm just a man.
She means nothing to me, I swear.
I'm just pulled in two directions by the male condition.
There's no excuses, only reasons for what has brought us here.
I need to make it clear, so you can understand.
It's part of nature's plan. I'm just a man, I'm just a man.
It's hard to do the right thing, the hormones screaming,
Pleading- with the need to seed and no relief because there's always more.
One hundred million daily, manufactured and ready for the journey to conception.
Not unlike a loaded gun.
God's the one who made me like this- understand I'm innocent.
The drive is stronger than I am- I'm just a man, I'm just a man.
She means nothing to me, I swear.
I'm just pulled in two directions by the male condition.
There's no excuses, only reasons for what has brought us here.
I need to make it clear, so you can understand.
A needy world greets the new messiah.
Taking applications for disciples.
To touch the hem of his leather trousers,
unleashes the fury of his healing powers.
His feet we're blistered for you sins,
and painful melvins in the high school gym.
From those who doubted "He" was "Him".
The savior of our souls- Lord Michael.
I'm exploding in my pants, from the spirit of the Lord of Dance.
The whirling dervish Son of Man, repent while you still can.
His wonders work in mysterious ways.
Arms are still above his furious legs.
A simple shuffle and a full plie, he's making Zima out of Perrier.
He's got one commandment for his scribes to tell- "Ignite your passion" or burn in hell.
Hallelujah we are in his debt, baptized from his holy sweat.
I'm exploding in my pants, from the spirit of the Lord of Dance.
The whirling dervish Son of Man, repent while you still can.
The Lord of Lords declares a holy war on the on the onlookers and the wallflowers.
I'm exploding in my pants, from the spirit of the Lord of Dance.
Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those curls
She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls
Well I didn't think twice about him- I just figured him for gay
I sure had him pegged right wrong he stole my girl away
I told her I don't give a damn Bon Jovi's finally here
I'm not about to miss the Laker game to see that long haired queer
But you go on ahead why don't you take that little freak
That was my first mistake- she didn't come back for a week
He's a long hair havin', back stabbin', lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin'
get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beatin'
Left me standin' her like a fool
She took me to a party where she said there'd be afew kegs
More like winecooler drinkin' make-up sportin' Bauhaus stickers with legs
"Have you heard Gene Loves Jezebel?" I said, "Ask me if I care,
All I know is Joni Loves Chachi," then I hit him with my chair
So if your honey fancies hippies well here's all you need to know
Stay clear of L.A. Guns & Roses, take her to a Vandals show
Our suicidal bros will bum her out 'till she just can't hang
And you can party with a skinhead fox with tiny little bangs
I feel like yankin' out his curls for hangin' out with girls
Intoxicated - the way I go through life
Inebriated - and then I pay the price
Designated drinker with a defected driver
I can't find my keys must have left them inside her
Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and tonic
I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it
Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am
It's the last think I'll ask
I just wanna live fast, diarrhea
Live fast! Diarrhea!
Punk is what it is - until you're getting paid
This is how I live, it's not a fucking phase
They don't understand, they think they're fucking rad
we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man
I followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics
I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it
Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am
It's the last thing I'll ask
I just wanna live fast, diarrhea Live
The little weirdo down the street says he's making a rocket ship with household items,
so we can't find him.
Igloo cooler and some gasoline, soil samples and some magazines for the long ride home.
Set the controls for the farthest star and fly away.
Little weirdo.
No one here is going to miss you much but I wish you luck on your trip- run away.
Fly away, fly away.
Planet earth never offered much,
just culture shock and and a lot of strange looks from the native assholes.
Ground control there's no one there, we haven't heard a word from his interstellar patio chair.
Set the controls for the farthest star and fly away.
Little weirdo.
No one here is going to miss you much but I wish you luck on your trip- run away.
Fly away, fly away.
The little weirdo left today he said we're doomed but from his view it's so beautiful.
Set the controls for the farthest star and fly away.
Little weirdo.
No one here is going to miss you much but I wish you luck on your trip- run away.
For all those that are feeling way too fed up inside
Now here's a celebration of failure and losing
Like to put a shout out to all y'all far and wide
Sorry people but this is the way it's gotta be
I know, I know, I know, I know
we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low
The end is near there's lots to fear
No such thing as a good day is what I'm told
Let the bad times roll
The grass is never greener on the other side
I'll stay right here and frolic in the dirt and gravel
Where's the love in this room? I feel teary eyed.
Between you and me I don't think it's ever gonna change
Descend, rear end, offend a friend
It's wise of you to run and hide from what's around the bend
The end is near there's lots to fear
No such thing as a free lunch is what I'm told
Let the band times roll
Up to me I'll embrace them happily
let you people know I'm not foolin'
come take a ride with me down to Riverside
show you what it's like to be coolin'
Life's gotta be a little better overseas
whwre everyone's drivin' a Mercedes
unsatisfied with my mailorder bride
so much for my last attempt with the ladies
Listen to nobody this is the way I think
Tell 'em all you're gonna live at least until you're forty
Just be glad you're only one shade of blue in the face
Wake up smell the shit and think that everything is great
I know, I know, I know, I know
we are pushing the parameters to a brand new low
The end is near there's lots to fear
No such thing as a good day is what I'm told
Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool
Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo
Mr. Flashdance, Old Bufu, Man Sam, and Doctor Boots
Came down from the south town to snort theey ass some toots
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo
Well they came down looking to score
but they got a whole lot more
When they started a fight on that frightful night
at Lady Killer's bar
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla
Lady Killer
I'mfa for, I'mfa for, I'mfa dancin' wit you
Here go one, here go one, here go one, woooo
So if you have to leave your turf
you better not go far
Or start a fight on friday night
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all
Bodies in the sand
Tropical drink melting in your hand
We'll be falling in love
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Kokomo
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
Ooo I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
We'll put out to sea
And we'll perfect our chemistry
By and by we'll defy a little bit of gravity
Afternoon delight
Cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in Kokomo
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
Ooo I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo
Port Au Prince I wanna catch a glimpse
Everybody knows
A little place like Kokomo
Now if you wanna go
And get away from it all
Go down to Kokomo
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
Ooo I wanna take you down to Kokomo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll take it slow
That's where we wanna go
Way down to Kokomo
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
no respect
for a land-holding man
only scum
who pay when they can
free-loaders
that hate what i am
then beg me to fix their can
ugly harleys on the front lawn
i come by
to turn the sprinklers on
just tryin' to keep up the place
get a knuckle sandwich
right in my face
kill my tenant,
he ain't worth the rent
section 8
pays most of their rent
but they can't handle
the 20 percent
selling speed
just ain't what it's been
wanna see me
make some homeless men?
rent's in the mail,
you know that it's not
i got filth attempting to squat
think i'm kidding,
'til someone gets shot
i love slow targets on pot
just tryin' to get appreciation
some return on my investment
go buy your own home
tom vu will show you how to
own big money and a yacht
how i long for midieval times
right to deflower virgins
was mine
no coalitions
telling me what to do
no pesky pinko ACLU
you can linch
whomever you like
just be careful
where you park that bike
i'm not impressed
by pigs with no class
so get off your ass
Kick me, You know that I am a lazy piece of shit
an animal on hand outs from an evil government
I've always been a nobody,
I'll never be a somebody,
unless I kick some ass or get that drink with the umbrella in it
so full of shit
Kick me, you know that my machine is full of rage
Expose me, you know I'm stupid even for my age
Please check out my shitty band, the preachings of an anarchist,
the government can't owe me if I don't believe that it exists
so full of shit
Kick me. Kick me harder
I need a good kick.
My head is so think
Kick me. Kick me harder.
Rip me a new one.
I don't even have an old one.
I'm so full of shit.
Kill me, before some moron gives me my big chance
And I end up a poet/role model buried in France
I'm so high on pot & shit
I think that I'm in Ancient Egypt
Forgive me, but Seattle's Junkies don't speak for my generation
it's the gay nineties and
you can't watch nothin' good
mindless pinko garbage
is all they make in hollywood
kung fu theatre,
now there's a show with class
like to find the guy
who cancelled it
and karate chop his ass
so after alf is done
there ain't nuthin' good on
all my rowdy friends come over
'cause i have pong
join us! join us! join us!
join us for pong!
i got the foxes i got that clout
i got my unit on
the day they came out
you bring the snack treats,
you bring the booze
i ain't bringin' nuthin',
does that box belong to you?
pass the dutchie's on,
my all time favorite song
but turn it down you moron
'cause we're tryin'
to play pong
don't be fooled by world peace
or an economy thats stable
the c.i.a.'s just got more time
to watch you
through your cable
they would control you
and take away your brain
you can defeat them
if you switch your box
over to "game"
do what's right to you,
not what they tell you to
you can fight
we meet tonight
so join us for pong
it's up to you to improve
your hand-eye cordination
or become a mindless servant,
unwitting puppet of the nation
they know your address,
they send you bills
they decide if you watch tyson,
don't that give you the chills
shake off your shackles son,
we've only just begun
there's just two speeds,
it's what you need,
Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues
and it makes him sad Brings him down
But not down enough to have the blues
He's too white to have the blues
He thinks he should be black to have the blues
He's too green to sing the blues
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues
Oh Johnny do shut up, I know you think you got it rough
You say your life is hard
Well you didn't spend your days stealin' chickens from the rich folks yard
Don't play me for a fool.
Your dad wasn't traded for a mule.
Do you know what I mean
Even if your band gets dropped from Dr. Dream
You ain't black and you ain't blind
You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind
Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
Ken is struck in a wheel chair
His spine is bent beyond repair
He's not singin' the blues
and you never even ? of a ? excuse
So at school you might have failed
But there's men being raped in jail
They should be singing the blue
and I'm starting to think that you haven't paid your dues
You ain't black and you ain't blind
You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind
Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
He's too white to have the blues
He thinks he should be black to have the blues
He's too green to sing the blues
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues
It's ok, so don't be sad
that your not sad
cause your still rad
to me
Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues
and it makes him sad Brings him down
But not down enough to have the blues
He's too white to have the blues
He thinks he should be black to have the blues
He's too green to sing the blues
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues
You ain't black and you ain't blind
You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind
Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
It's ok, so don't be sad
that your sad
cause your still rad
to me
You don't have to pay no dues or be born to lose
Alot of people would kill to be in your shoes
You're on tour, I'm alone
Wonder just what you did with your phone
Try usin' it, I'm losin' it
(I) never thought I'd lose you this way
Quit the band, Get off stage
Come back home, start acting your age
Look at me, look at us
I just found out I'm not allowed on your bus
"Keep playin'. I'll stay in."
I cant' see myself sayin'
"Keep playin'. I'll stay in. I'll be OK."
Well it was cute at the party at the lake
But haulin' your gear is more than I can take
You said this little band thing wouldn't last
Guess I'm just a jackass
Stuck outside, got no pass
You happy now? You made me feel like an ass
With you up there, and me out here
Some guy told me to stay away from your beer
"Keep playin'. I'll stay in."
I cant' see myself sayin'
You know when your sure
that no one gives a crap,
your on the right track
It's a fact
And when you believe,
things are good
it's guaranteed
you're up your ass
It's a fact
Morons through
the world,
and it's shitty place
no one ever asked to be born
It's a fact
You know every time
you think you've got it right,
your totally wrong
It's a fact
And when you really try
the efforts misapplied
or there's a catch
It's a fact
When you've got a sure thing,
your sure to fuck it up
It's one thing you can count on every time
It's a fact
What can you do?
Absolutely nothing
don't even try to amount to something
It will never work and Hitler is a jerk,
and soon we'll all be dead anyway
It's a fact
(you suck)
In five billion years
the sun will explode
It's in the bible
It's a fact
And no one will know
that we were ever here
It's a fact
It's a fact
So rest assured in knowing
that what you do don't matter
Some one can do it better anyway
It's a fact
Baby I'm more than a little concerned you see
about the New World Order conspiracies
And the covert spreading of deadly disease
They've got earthquake machines and UFO's
and black helicopters wherever we go
But I forget them all when you are with me
They can telepathically read my mind I'm not scared of what
they'll find - Let them do what they're gonna do
Cuz if the government can read my mind
they know I'm thinking of you.
They've got secretly funded internment camps
and biological warfare labs
But when you look at me they all don't seem so bad
They've got Martian traded technology,
and mind control psychology
I'll let them do what they wanna do
Cuz if the government can read my mind
they know I'm thinking of you.
I could stockpile food and join a militia
but I'd rather stay at home and kiss ya
Let them do what they're gonna do
Cuz if the government can read my mind
they know I'm thinking of you.
If the government can read my mind baby,
you know it doesn't matter what
they find, cuz if the government can read my mind
Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day i like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn,
Cause I am what I am
Even if it's really really bad.
I've got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.
Go ahead and buzz 'round the ears
I've been growing that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really really,
Even if it's really really bad.
I've got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.
Make it short in the front and long in the back!
If the top's not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid up so he looks like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse
I just call it bonding with your Dad.
Norce Neck Warmer......Norco
Hockey Hair.......Canada
Mullet.......Hoboken
Forbidden Hair......Europe
I won't do it- you can't fucking make me do it-
I don't wanna- Who are you to say I gotta
do anything at all man?
You're not the boss of me!
You're like "Come on!"
I'm like "No, its not my job man, gotta go-spread the word of freedom
to those of them that need it.
Who died and made you jerk?
Don't tell me to do you're work.
It's a democracy, not aristocracy.
I mean it literally
You're not the boss of me!
This is mine! Go get your own!
Why should I have to give you some of my soda pop,
I bought with my own hard earned money?
Go ahead, do it yourself.
Your arms ain't broke you don't need no help, or deserve it.
I'm not your servant.
I'll see you later- you fucking dictator
This ain't a monarchy
You're not the boss of me!
You're not the boss of me!
Cuz I'm the boss of me!
You're not the boss of me!
Cuz I'm the boss of me! Go!
I won't do it, you think you're hot shit man.
You're cold turds that hit the fan. That's right!
Who died and made you suck? Boss man you're out of luck.
This is a democracy, not aristocracy. I mean it literally,
not metaphorically-
You're not the boss of me!
I don't wanna- Who are you to say I gotta
do anything at all man?
You're not the boss of me!
You're like "Come on!"
I'm like "No, its not my job man, gotta go-spread the word of freedom
to those of them that need it.
Who died and made you jerk?
Don't tell me to do you're work.
It's a democracy, not aristocracy.
I mean it literally
You're not the boss of me!
This is mine! Go get your own!
Why should I have to give you some of my soda pop,
I bought with my own hard earned money?
Go ahead, do it yourself.
Your arms ain't broke you don't need no help, or deserve it.
I'm not your servant.
I'll see you later- you fucking dictator
This ain't a monarchy
You're not the boss of me!
You're not the boss of me!
Cuz I'm the boss of me!
You're not the boss of me!
Cuz I'm the boss of me! Go!
I won't do it, you think you're hot shit man.
You're cold turds that hit the fan. That's right!
Who died and made you suck? Boss man you're out of luck.
This is a democracy, not aristocracy. I mean it literally,
not metaphorically-
It's not enough to say you're mine it still seems so unsatisfying.
I want to live inside your mind and wear your shoes and walk for miles.
Show up as you, do what you do, see what ensues- can we try?
I just had to explain that we are one in the same.
Help me cuz I'm becoming you.
I smell your clothes I smell your sheets and wish that smell had come from me.
I hate my skin that I live in, I never win, I just had to say-
I just had to explain that we are one in the same.
Help me cuz I'm becoming you.
Normal love you know the story, it's been done and it gets so boring.
First you meet and then you get married, squeeze out some kids and wait to be buried.
I know it sounds all crazy.
I wanna be you baby.
It's no a gay thing, I'm just stating that
I'm way all into you.
As this progresses
I'm a mess but it will all be over soon
I just had to explain that we are one in the same.
Help me cuz I'm becoming you.
I know it sounds all crazy.
I wanna be you baby.
I know it sounds all crazy.
He want's to be you baby.
I know it sounds all crazy.
Help me! Help me!
I'm a fly! I'm a fly!
Help me! Help me!
I wanna die! I wanna Die!
Cause this world is the shit I land on
it's got nothing to give
This world is the shit I land on
I don't wanna live
I don't wanna live
I'm an expert on her cause I see her everyday
She's got one of those bedrooms you can see from the freeway
I know her brothers, her cousins and her Dad
Would not appreciate me getting on those
Not from the same neighborhood,
Her brothers scare me but their sister looks so good
Sandra, I know, huh? You gotta' go home to
Make dinner and clean up and that sucks. I know, huh?
Sandra, I know, huh? You gotta' go home to
Fill up the pinnate for you cousin's quincenera
And when we dance, the snare drum comes out of nowhere
But we're together, and they're playing our song
'Cause when she calls, I know I just gotta' go there
And when I get her in the mood, the tuba ruins the song
I go to pick her up but I just get stared down
They say hey huero what you doin' in this town
I got a mission so I don't care what they say
They think they're something just because it's cowboy day
In their neighborhood, her brothers scare me
but their sister looks so good
Sandra, I know huh? You gotta' go home to
I saw a girl and she drove me wild
She looked at me and I looked and smiled
The cutest girl you'd ever see
I never dreamed she'd go out with me
We met at school so I asked her out
The only girl I ever thought about
She's 16 and she's so devine
I never thought I could make her mine
I'm in love, I just can't wait Tonight I have a date
I have a date with the cutest girl in town
I have a date and I'm the happiest boy around
I'm in love. I just can't wait 'cause tonight I have a date
Went to the movies in my parents car
I never dreamed I'd get that far
I picked her up at a quarter to eight
I got there early I didn't want to be late
I never thought it would come to this
I drove her home and she gave me a kiss
I'm in love and it's here to stay
She said she really wants to see me again
I'm in love, I just can't wait Tonight I have a date
I have a date with the cutest girl in town
I have a date and I'm the happiest boy around
I'm in love. I just can't wait 'cause tonight
I don't believe in Santa Clause-
his corporate image forced upon
the blinded spending masses,
to enslave the lower classes
with obligatory gifts that serve to cleanse
a year of guilt and shame.
One token gesture justifies
the apathetic, hypnotized.
Leaving them to be Kris Kringle's slaves.
Buy! Buy! I won't do it.
The seasons obligation has not my participation.
Buy! Buy! I won't do it.
The money hungry mating call of corporate swine.
Cuz-
It's only for the money!
It's only for the money!
It's only for the money!
It's only for the money!
Now Buy!
He monitors naughty and nice-
Big brother is St. Nick!
Methodically his judgment made
documented on his list.
I- Don't believe in Santa Clause
or his mystical facade
to teach the children wanton greed,
they're lust for gifts becomes a need.
Brainwashed by the marketing
and victims of the corporate scheme.
Material possessions becoming they're obsessions
till human life has lost it's value
and you blindly do just what they tell you
I don't believe!!!!
His tactics of intimidation repress the minds of youth
using fear for generations, His image hides the truth
He's just a puppet for the system, a glutton in a suit
Well I know it's gonna happen so I wait for it to happen cuz it never doesn't happen to- me.
And you're giving me a headache cuz your clingy and pathetic and I know I got to cut you free.
I can't wait, can't wait there's no escaping-
I'm so over us.I can't wait, I can't take it-
just kick me in the face and go and have some stupid fun.
Well you have all this potential why must you be such a simpleminded, insecure, smothering freak.
And you'll soon be well aware there's no reason you care and I give it maybe bout a week.
I can't wait, can't wait there's no escaping-
I'm so over us.I can't wait, I can't take it-
just kick me in the face and go and have some stupid fun.
Leave the house and meet someone.
I'm sure you'll find good times with someone, anyone but me,
I won't make scene, just tell me you're leaving and I'll just act OK- I cant wait.
Well I know it's gonna happen so I wait for it to happen cuz it never doesn't happen to- me
And I want for you to want to wanna go because you think ought to.
So I can finally frigging breathe.
I can't wait, can't wait there's no escaping-
I'm so over us.I can't wait, I can't take it-
just kick me in the face and go and have some stupid fun.
Leave the house and meet someone.
I believe the children are the future,
teach them well and let them know
things may be all shit right now,
but it gets worse when your old
Happy meals and Easter bunny,
great moments indeed
Enjoy it now while you still can
cuz I believe
I believe in miracles
and dreams can come true
especially the ones
where your teeth fall out
or you're naked at school
even sleeping brings us pain
we never get no relief
But that's how it's meant to be
that's what I believe
What ever happen to trust?
come on people
It's what we need
Stop confusing the issues with facts
Cuz me for one,
I still believe
I believe in the written word
if it's on paper it's true
it's all gospel as far as I'm concerned
if somebody wrote it
it's good enough for me
why be so suspicious of the ones
who tried to keep you informed?
they give you the things you need
(chorus)
Oh, I am crushed. And I am devastated.
And contemplating suicide but I don't have the nerve.
And what's the rush? It all should end real soon.
And so I'll just keep waiting and I'll listen to them say,
"You've got your life in front you," and so I must reply.
"That is just more bad news 'cause I'd really rather die."
Than limp around in agony, reliving all the tragedies and face another day.
Oh I am crushed. And I am devastated.
And it's something I can't mend, it ain't going away, soon.
I hurt so much. And I cannot explian it.
It seems like there's a purpose but I still don't understand.
But that's my luck. So I'll just wait in pain.
And though it doesn't help I have to listen to them say,
"keep looking at the bright side," oh that just hurts my eyes.
And if you really care then you would simply let me die.
And leave here with some dignity but it just keeps on making me face another day.
Oh I am crushed. And I am devastated.
And it's something I can't mend and it ain't going away, soon.
Repeat (chorus)
Hey baby
where you going tonight?
And are you taking me with you?
I love you so much
I want you to know
I really love you so
I want you to be my lady forever
and ever and ever and ever
Little girl
I want you
so bad I can taste it in my food
I think your great
I really want you to know
I always want you around
I think about you every single night
when I'm sleeping on the couch
in my bed
Every time I watch TV
all I have
I got you in my head
All I think is of you
I love you
I fuckin love you,
your my Pumpkin
and I want to squeeze you
So baby
where we going out tonight?
Are you taking me to get some food?
I want you to pay for me
I've got no job
I'm so hungry for you
for you
for you
Hey baby
where we going out tonight?
Are we gonna go eat?
Everything will be alright
I love you so much I want you to know
I never really ever wanna let you go,
you're my Pumpkin for 6 weeks now
and all I want to share is a large cow,
with cheese, with you,
because I love you
Oh Pumpkin!
I want you
I want you to know,
I never really ever wanna let you go
I'll smash your head in the doorway,
If you don't pay my way
I got no money, I got no rent,
I'm just hungry for you
I'm just hungry for you
I'm so hungry for you
Hungry for you!
Deception they lie and propaganda-ize.
They prey on weakness from the seekers of a better fucking life and bleed them dry.
Promise and faith to fucking hook the bait till they got you where they want you
And pull your strings and taunt you every time.
I call shenanigans, it's Un-American lies, lies, lies.
Someone should do something, a day of reckoning.
It's a lie. That's how they get you.
They said they knew my fate and I'd be great and fine,
And rich in time, stay on the line. I'm gifted and one of a kind.
Bullshit! And scammed, bamboozled, swindled, hoodwinked from a false
And phony psychic who has robbed me and dishonored me with a crime.
I want my money back from that clairvoyant hack.
I've seen the future and it's my foot in your ass.
It's a lie. That's how they get you.
I know it's just a figure of speech
but if your breath and your clothes are bad
your destined to teach
I see the president
I see Lincoln
what the hell was 43% of this place thinking
we watch the shuttle launch
read J.D. Salinger
I know one teacher I wish was on the Challenger
How- How- How- How- How- How-
How did this loser get this job?
check his references,
that's all I'm saying
I think my parents deserve more
for what their paying
he works till 3:00
it's such a racket
all you need are Dockers and
a Members Only jacket
How- How- How- How- How- How-
How did this loser get this job?
unprepared,
drunk you swindle academe
all you wanna do
is wrestle with the football team
pass out towels like communion
you're protected by the kid molesters union
How- How- How- How- How- How-
hey homes, don't front my set
hey homes, don't front my set
word! you fudge with me
you fudge with the crew
word! the dumbest thing you'll
ever do
word! don't front my set
'cuz we got power
word! i got guys
comin' in from bellflower
hey homes, don't front my set
word! me and my home boys just
don't dig
word! you bustin' turf
and strartin' sheet
word! crazy, crazy
close you stay
word! what the hell
did i just say?
hey homes, don't front my set
word! this ain't no
downtown box of wine
word! homey bus head,
he did no time
word! jacked his ride,
cold set up heads
word! just stop me
if i'm makin' sense
Christmas is hell on earth, I know nothing worst
then being depressed and told to be happy.
The season of su-icide, I know why they died
Christmas reminds me I have nothing
I've got no girl there's only me
no friends or family, another Christmas alone
Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath
so I'll hang myself from the tree
Christmas is dark and wet, so I can't forget
Christmas reminds me I have nothing
this is the end of hope, I won't write a note
because it would be addressed to no one
I've got no girl there's only me
no friends or family, another Christmas alone
Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath
so I'll hang myself from the tree
Now I will say good-bye, no one will cry
Christmas goes on without me
My life is now complete, so I'll go to sleep
Forever and ever and ever...
I've got no girl there's only me
no friends or family, another Christmas alone
Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath
Ever Since my baby left me
I found a new place to dwell
It's down on the end of a lonely street
called Heart Break Hotel
She left me in the gutter
with mud on my face
She left me in the gutter
a total disgrace
She took my manhood
and broke it in two
Now what's a broken
hearted man supposed to do?
Ever Since my baby left me
I found a new place to dwell
It's down on the end of a lonely street
called Heart Break Hotel
been so lonely, so fuckin lonely
So god damn lonely I could shit
I been so lonely, so fuckin lonely
So god damn lonely I wanna kill that bitch
cause
She was a cunt, she was a bitch
She left me with a crotch that itched
She was a cunt, she was a bitch
She left me with a crotch that itched
So I grab some pliers
pulled off her clit
Sit on her face and
make her eat my shit
Tie her up
beat her with bats
Stick her in the cellar
feed her to the rats
Poke her in the eye
fuck her in the socket
Get a dull butter knife and
cut her tit a pocket
Put a gun upto her head
make sure that fucked bitch is dead
She was a cunt, she was a bitch
She left me with a crotch that itched
She was a cunt, she was a bitch
She left me with a crotch that itched
Been so lonely, so fuckin lonely
So god damn lonely I could shit
I been so lonely, so fuckin lonely
Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best."
Grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last.
Why Mom? You say that every time.
It seem that he's been dying ever since I was nine.
I don't mean no disrespect because he's old and mean.
But how come we invite him when he always makes a scene?
Tell me
Why Does, he hit me with his cane?
And why should I get him a gift if he doesn't know my name?
How come, he always calls me "Kate"
and forgets his dentures on his dinner plate?
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas
That's what Mother said.
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas
And soon he might be dead, so be nice.
What can I say to someone 300 years old?
When he seems so content staring at the jello mold.
Please Mom, let me go out and play
or soon I will go deaf like him from hearing him complain.
I know, his life's been long and hard
but he deserves some quiet and peace in a nice graveyard
Grandpa, I love you just the same
But I know that you won't be happy until you drive us all insane
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas
That's what Mother said.
This could be Grandpa's last Christmas
And soon he might be dead, so be nice.
be nice...to Grandpa...cuz he's old....and he smells,
He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin' bar
Bodacious one sand ruby lips, a regular movie star
Hersingin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got her name
He wasn't from her neighborhood, but he loved herjust the same
How he wished he could move to Hollywood
How he wished he could move to Hollywood
But there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill
He'd like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill
But he's from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills
So there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill
Like a duck after a June bug, he's on that honeybee
And every night he phones her hive and they get real sticky
He tells her that he loves her, but can only talk awhile
Cause the phone gets like a greased up hog and the bill's a country mile
Now he went off atourin', 'cause the Vandals gotta play
But with every show their love costs more 'cause he gets further away
There's only one solution, a phony calling card
But he yapped & yapped 'till he got slapped with a serious federal charge
Now the judge denied him bail, and he fought back the tears
And he thought of Pleasant's beauty as they gave him 20 years
He said, "I'll go real peaceful like, I know I broke the law,
But I ain't no stoop so gimme the goop
'Cause I still got one phone call."
I think I got a plan, we're gonna make a stand-
Let's Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go! go!
Stand up and be counted, get out of the house
Take it to the streets, tell everyone you meet
It's Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go! go!
Time to get what's yours. Kick down all the doors
We'll start tomorrow, or maybe tuesday
Tear down the walls and show no fucking mercy
Next week is good for me
We'll make them fucking see
got follow though, initiative and skills to make a change!
The time has almost come,
Stand up and be someone
Finish up with dinner, and join up with the winners I mean for real this time,
at least just kind of try
When I say "Go" you say "Go" Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go!
We gotta think it through, I know what we should do
Let's Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go! go!
Wait right here for now, until we figure how.
To overthrow the land, and finish our demands
and Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go! go!
End all our repression, and teach the man a lesson
Let's talk it through again, and call up all our friends
together unified- is unity united
then it's decided we will fight....soon
The time has almost come,
Stand up and be someone
Finish up with dinner, and join up with the winners I mean for real this time,
at least just kind of try
When I say "Go" you say "Go" Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go!
We'll start tomorrow, or maybe tuesday
Tear down the walls and show no fucking mercy
Next week is good for me
So let's just wait and see
There can't be an attack until we know we've got a plan!
The time has almost come,
Stand up and be someone
Finish up with dinner, and join up with the winners I mean for real this time,
at least just kind of try
judy hates me,
stepped on her cat
i hate judy,
she's gettin' too fat
sally left me,
i was gettin' kinda cold
i left sally,
she was gettin' kinda old
oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say?
tawana don't like
the tapes a bought
boo-yah tribe,
new kids on the block
tracy says my car is dumb
i think there's more
where she came from
oooh, oooh,
what's a guy to say?
girls are turning 18 every day
rachel turned 18 just last week
kamie turned 18, looks so sweet
jenny's lookin' sorry at 29
but her sister turned 18
First you get in line.
And then you're in the line.
And then you wait in line.
And then it's almost time.
To get on to the ride
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee!
Get back in the line.
And then you're in the line.
And then you wait in line.
And then it's almost time.
To get back on the ride.
And then you're on the ride.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee!
Permanacer
Sentados por favor Permanacer
sentados por favor
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee!
Get back in the line.
And then you're in the line.
And then you wait in line.
But someone cuts the line.
And they're adding to your time.
And that's not very nice.
Kick 'em outta line.
And then you wait in line.
And then it's almost time.
To get back on the ride.
And then you're on the ride.
Come on!
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, weee!
Congratulations, you're in love. The lonely nights are gone.
But now you're making us all sick, the way you're carrying on
Put you're tongue in you're mouth, keep you're hands of her ass
It's an embarrassing public display- Have you no sense of shame?
Or get a room, we'll all pitch in- If you'll go away.
A string of spit connects your mouths, I'm trying hard not to look.
And all the endless baby talk, is going to make me puke
I don't care who's the bigger Schmoopy head
I'm hearing you talk and I wish I was dead
oh baby, oh honey, oh pumpkin, oh schnookums, oh babe.
Get a room, I'll pay for it- if you'll go away. Go Away.
Just bring it down a notch or two, you're gathering a crowd
And I can tell from over here, you're visibly aroused.
Don't dry hump in restaurants,
it's unsanitary and rude now it's dinner and a show, but I just wanted food.
While you're having you're heated session, in the busiest intersection.
Knock it off, now the light is green.
Or get a room- we'll all pitch in, if you'll go away.
Alligator skins, crocodile hides, good ol' boys, and their Southern brides
City folk come for the lure of the bounty
But they don't come back 'cause the sheriff of the country is
Buford T. Jefferson Davis III
And I'm only here to warn you if you haven't heard about:
Gator hides- a sheriff's pride
Everyglades mirrored shades
He's a good ol' boy but he ain't no good
He'll bust your head on a stump
Just like splittin' wood
Got a story of his own though he ain't askin' for pity
Saw his folks shot dead for twelve dollars in the city
So Buford was orphaned by the city at ten
Got a chip on his shoulder the size of Gentle Ben
Hunted 10,000 islands, drank 10,000 beers
Wanted 10,000 dollars, got 10,000 years
So I drank myself blind, on a homemade solution
As my body rots away in a penal institution
So if you come for the gators let me give you a clue
I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced
but I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge
from a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world
Who is legally insane
I'm not afraid and I'll rise to the occasion
and I'll remind you when it's time for medication
for a mixed up little girl alone in this big world
Who is legally insane
You need someone who's there weather you're Lucid or delusional
You need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all
I understand all the problems you got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Fucked up girl.
I'll be with you until we find a good solution
and keep you out of any mental institutions
Cuz you're legally insane
It takes some patients and a lot of sacrifice
helping a lunatic get through her life
I'll protect you from yourself cuz you got nobody else
And your legally insane
You need someone who's there when you're losing all you faculties
You need someone who understands all your abnormalities
I understand all the problems you got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Fucked up girl.
You need someone who's there weather you're
Lucid of delusional
You need someone to hold your hand if your confused at all
I understand all the problems you got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
I've watched you grow for all these years and shamefully admit,
I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit
feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me.
You nearly are a woman now and in a couple years,
all the rules and boundaries will slowly disappear,
wait now my child until you get a little older,
every new sunrise brings your heart a little closer- to me
But I can't make love to you
because you're fourteen just a peck on the cheek as I'm counting the weeks go by (why? why?)
We can't make love together
because you're fourteen years old
And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong,
I just can't betray-today.
Just an ounce of patience we can still do things we like-
watch you eat an ice cream cone and watch you ride your bike
Patiently longing for that future day of truth-
I want to hug and kiss you nearly every time I see you
but I don't want the neighborhood to get the wrong idea
there'll come a day when love like ours is not a crime
just give it time-
But I can't make love to you
because you're fourteen just a hug and a sigh from a law biding guy tonight (why? why?)
We can't make love together- because you're fourteen years old
Children are lovely before they get ugly, and learn to do bad stuff.
Flowers are pretty before they get shitty, and rot and turn to dust
I heard that life is a wheel and you can't make it stop
If you try it'll flatten your head
It's a circle of shit we're in the middle of it
but soon we'll all be dead
Like everybody else that ever lived before, the things you make fall to the floor
and nobody knows how hard you tried, it's been that way since the start of time-
There was a caveman that did some amazing things
but nobody here gives a fuck
And in a thousand years they'll feel the same
towards all the things you've done
So don't worry what might give you cancer-
or stay up nights just wanting answers
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
things start off they're so terrific
they'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you
Love at first sight on a beautiful night and a feeling so divine
gets sucked down the toilet cuz something will spoil it
with the good times left behind you
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
powerful forces abound
like a twig on a river in the universe
tomorrow you'll probably drown
So don't worry if it is a tumor -
all this will be over sooner
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
things start off they're so terrific
they'll fuck up it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you or you
And all the things that matter most
disappear, here's a toast
to erosion and corrosion, Altimzers and pain
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
there's powerful forces at play
and if you lose your legs and have to beg
it's really all the same
So don't worry what might give you cancer-
or stay up nights just wanting answers
Its just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
things start off they're so terrific
they'll fuck up it's scientific
For all those who've failed
you will have your day
and you'll hear them say
"I don't understand how things went wrong,
I've always been great, good-looking and strong"
When they feel like you have all the time
It's your revenge
FAILURE
I guess that's life,
failure is the best revenge
Be proud of your flounders
and falter with pride
Fail without shame
cuz you never tried
Don't bother building a trophy case,
Unless they start handing them out for last place
Be humble because no one is safe
It sneaks right up
FAILURE
Everybody join the club,
Failure is the best revenge
FAILURE
Only one way of doing things right,
but a thousand ways wrong,
so join the fight.
In showing the winners we don't play their games,
an army of losers
retarded and lame
a chance to unite
cuz we're all the same
It's great to be a
FAILURE
Never try
Failure is the best revenge
Avoid mediocrity
and run the other way
Stay at the bottom
you're welcome to stay
Make them remember you for failure without match
Every defeat is a feather in your cap.
I give a crap
We all belong
FAILURE
One billion strong
FAILURE
come join the club
FAILURE
Never try
I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced
but I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge
from a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world
Who is legally insane
I'm not afraid and I'll rise to the occasion
and I'll remind you when it's time for medication
for a mixed up little girl alone in this big world
Who is legally insane
You need someone who's there whether you're lucid or delusional
You need someone to hold your hand if you're confused at all
I understand all the problems you've got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Fucked up girl
I'll be with you until we find a good solution
and keep you out of any mental institutions
'Cause you're legally insane
It takes some patience and a lot of sacrifice
helping a lunatic get through her life
I'll protect you from yourself 'cause you've got nobody else
And you're legally insane
You need someone who's there when you're losing all your faculties
You need someone who understands all your abnormalities
I understand all the problems you got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Fucked up girl
You need someone who's there whether you're lucid of delusional
You need someone to hold your hand if you're confused at all
I understand all the problems you've got
I'll stay up nights on a suicide watch for you
Here in America, respect your fellow man
Some foreign cultures don't understand
We got this little rule and it's called elbow room
Pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume
It I'm in front of line, then you should stay behind
Until I get my iceless soda.
It's such a simple thing it's called first come first serve
Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don't deserve
In every region it seems there's a legion of impatient close talking slime,
that cut in line.
Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin'
I am the ambassador of kick your assador
What's your affinity for my vicinity.
There's plenty room here in your country
It's just etiquette to use deodorant.
Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent
Boozy and stinkin' I smell what your thinkin'
I just need a little more space Get out my face
Barge me with your walkin', spray me with your talkin'
Back the fuck up ass hole shut your bread & cheese hole
Tryin' to make myself clear, give me just a foot here
You offend my sinus, I'll kick your royal highness
I'll see your Euro-barge by friend, and raise you one Ugly American
Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin'
Push you out of the way sock you in the pate'
Step right off you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead
