The Virgin of Liverpool (2003)

Actors: Ricky Tomlinson (actor), Johnny Vegas (actor), Wayne Docksey (miscellaneous crew), Imelda Staunton (actress), Elizabeth Tremblay (miscellaneous crew), Sean Barton (editor), David A. Hughes (composer), Michael Angelis (actor), Paul Barber (actor), Chris Patterson (miscellaneous crew), Vadim Jean (producer), Tom Georgeson (actor), Ian Puleston-Davies (actor), Jake Abraham (actor), Reece Noi (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family,

Resurrection Man (1998)

Actors: Susanna Lenton (miscellaneous crew), Brenda Fricker (actress), Michael Winterbottom (producer), James Nesbitt (actor), John Hannah (actor), Andrew Eaton (producer), Sean McGinley (actor), Oliver Maguire (actor), B.J. Hogg (actor), Stuart Townsend (actor), John Wilson (editor), Nic Ede (costume designer), Alan Devlin (actor), James Ellis (actor), Guy Barker (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Belfast, in 1970s. Victor Kelly is a young protestant man who hates the Catholics so much that one night he begins to brutally murder them. A reporter soon tries to uncover the murder and obtained prestige for himself, while Victor sinks deeper into madness.

Keywords: 1970s, based-on-novel, independent-film, ireland, police, violence
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Get right to the heart of the fear

Missing Persons (1990)

Actors: Jean Kent (actress), Keith Richardson (producer), Patricia Routledge (actress), Ram John Holder (actor), Gary Waldhorn (actor), Jimmy Jewel (actor), David Aspinall (editor), Tony Melody (actor), Philip Wright (actor), Jean Heywood (actress), David Cook (writer), David Hernandez (actor), David Cook (writer), Andrew Paul (actor), Derek Bennett (director),

Plot: In this unsold pilot for what would ultimately become "Hetty Waintropp Investigates" six years later, Hetty is approached by Frank Cross, husband of her oldest and dearest friend Edith, to locate his son Bernard from his first marriage, an only child whom he hasn't seen in fifty years. However, by the time Hetty finds him, Frank has changed his mind and no longer wants to meet his son. Ironically, Bernard's sixteen year-old son Geoffrey has run away from home and Hetty finds herself on another missing persons case.

Keywords: acne, afro-caribbean, allotment-garden, amateur-detective, attic, based-on-novel, beach-resort, beauty-parlor, begins-with-flashback, birthday
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Edith Cross: [to Hetty] Frank always starts talkin' about his son when one of us is sick. Well, you're bound - you're bound to think of posterity at our age. Doesn't mean you're gonna shake it by the hand.

Hetty Wainthropp: [to Geoffrey when she recognizes him on the bus trip] You and me got a lot of talkin' to do young man and a lot of time to do it.

Hetty Wainthropp: [to Edith about Frank's death] It's all down to luck who goes first, and you lost... and now you're bein' a sore loser.

Chalky White: [after Hetty jokingly says she a policeman in disguise] Now, that's a coincidence 'cause I'm searching too for a deeply rewarding relationship with an intelligent, mature woman. You just might fit the bill.::Hetty Wainthropp: I am the bill... the old bill.

Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes (1984)

Actors: David Suchet (actor), Andie MacDowell (actress), Christopher Lambert (actor), Derek Lyons (actor), Richard Griffiths (actor), John Wells (actor), Nigel Davenport (actor), Ralph Richardson (actor), Paul Brooke (actor), Nicholas Farrell (actor), Ian Holm (actor), James Fox (actor), Christopher Lambert (actor), Robert Towne (writer), Edgar Rice Burroughs (writer),

Plot: A shipping disaster in the 19th Century has stranded a man and woman in the wilds of Africa. The lady is pregnant, and gives birth to a son in their tree house. Soon after, a family of apes stumble across the house and in the ensuing panic, both parents are killed. A female ape takes the tiny boy as a replacement for her own dead infant, and raises him as her son. Twenty years later, Captaine Phillippe D'Arnot discovers the man who thinks he is an ape. Evidence in the tree house leads him to believe that he is the direct descendant of the Earl of Greystoke, and thus takes it upon himself to return the man to civilization.

Keywords: 1880s, 1910s, 19th-century, 20th-century, africa, animal-attack, animal-human-communication, ape, baby, bare-chested-male
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Romance,

Quotes:

Capitaine Phillippe D'Arnot: This is not the world John. Just the edge of it.

Capitaine Phillippe D'Arnot: [Narrating] I sensed we had a long and difficult journey ahead of us. Perhaps weeks of waiting for a ship that will give us passage to England. I will try to teach John some rudimentary manners and a greater understanding of the language. Like a father, I am resolved to empower to him all that I can. But never, not even for a moment, do I doubt that to take him back, is a perilous undertaking. [pause] For John but also for his family.

[a tribe of cannibals are on the riverbank]::Sir Evelyn Blount: What are they saying D'Arnot?::Capitaine Phillippe D'Arnot: Dinner is serving. No! Arrived, dinner has arrived is a slightly better translation.::Sir Evelyn Blount: I don't think that's frightfully funny D'Arnot!

Capitaine Phillippe D'Arnot: Listen to me John. How many other white apes have you seen? You're like me, not them. You have another family, far away, one you have never seen.

Sir Evelyn Blount: Although the circumstances indicate that he is your grandson, we cant prove it. Of course, we, erm, might be able to do so if we could do some tests.::Sixth Earl of Greystoke: [Looking out the window] He's here! [turns to Sir Evelyn] If he's a Greystoke, I'll know him at a glance!

John Clayton: Half of me is the Earl of Greystoke...::John Clayton: the other half is WILD!

Capitaine Phillippe D'Arnot: Mother. Father. Family.

Sixth Earl of Greystoke: [Towards Tarzan:] Have a look at the wall. [... ] It comes all around the estate to keep them out - and keep us in.

Bullshot (1983)

Actors: James Payne (miscellaneous crew), Richard Morrison (miscellaneous crew), Ian La Frenais (producer), Alan Shearman (writer), George Harrison (producer), Dick Clement (director), Alan Shearman (actor), Geoffrey Bayldon (actor), Billy Connolly (actor), Bryan Pringle (actor), John Wells (actor), Ballard Berkeley (actor), Mel Smith (actor), Pat Rambaut (miscellaneous crew), Rupert Frazer (actor),

Plot: The dashing Captain Hugh "Bullshot" Crummond - WWI ace fighter pilot, Olympic athlete, racing driver, part-time sleuth and all round spiffing chap - must save the world from the dastardly Count Otto van Bruno, his wartime adversary. And, of course, win the heart of a jolly nice young lady.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, independent-film, playing-footsie, three-on-a-match
Genres: Action, Comedy,
Taglines: Before there was Bond there was BULLSHOT! ...a terribly British comedy An All Action Comedy Film. [Australia Theatrical] The Heroic Comedy Spectacular [Theatrical Poster] Before BOND there was BULLDOG. For King and Country. BULLSHOT! [Australia Theatrical]

Quotes:

Bullshot: I can't control this thing between my legs!

[asked about the gas he's just used]::Count Otto van Bruno: A very exotic drug from Asia. More commonly known as "Indian Hemp" or "marijuana".

Bullshot: Great Scott! You've all been doped!

Bullshot: I'm a collector of unusual insects

Fräulein Lenya von Bruno: Unfortunately his war wounds prevented him from doing certain things...::Bullshot: A lot of chaps couldn't hunt after the war.

Bullshot: This is the last straw! England crushed by Australia!

Bullshot: Is this seemly, Mrs. Platt-Higgins, playing popular music and your husband only ten years dead?