The Shot (1996)

Actors

• Dana Carvey (actor)
• Ted Raimi (actor)
• Jack Kehler (actor)
• Caroline Rhea (actress)
• Sherrie Rose (producer)
• Natalia Nogulich (actress)
• Jason Schombing (actor)
• Lee Tergesen (actor)
• Paul Provenza (actor)
• Peter DeLuise (actor)
• Mo Gaffney (actress)
• Dan Bell (writer)
• Dan Bell (producer)
• Dan Bell (actor)
• Kevin Greutert (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures.

Carvey, Dana Filmography

• The Comedy Club
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Various
• Jack and Jill
  2011, role: actor , character name: Scrapply Puppeteer
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Untitled Dana Carvey/Spike Feresten Project
  2010, role: writer
• Saturday Night Live Presents: Sports All-Stars
  2010, role: actor , character name: Various
• Untitled Dana Carvey/Spike Feresten Project
  2010, role: actor
• Untitled Dana Carvey/Spike Feresten Project
  2010, role: producer
• Presidential Reunion
  2010, role: actor , character name: George H. W. Bush
• SNL Presents: A Very Gilly Christmas
  2009, role: actor , character name: George Bailey
• TV's 50 Funniest Catch Phrases
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Sports Extra '09
  2009, role: actor , character name: Church Lady
• Saturday Night Live: Just Shorts
  2009, role: actor , character name: Garth
• The Dana Carvey Show: Interview with Dana Carvey and Robert Smigel
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies
  2008, role: writer
• Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies
  2008, role: producer
• 2008 MTV Movie Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Garth Algar
• Dana Carvey: Squatting Monkeys Tell No Lies
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash '08
  2008, role: actor , character name: George Bush
• Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash '08
  2008, role: actor , character name: Ross Perot
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation
  2007, role: actor , character name: Various
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of David Spade
  2005, role: actor , character name: Bob Dylan
• Saturday Night Live in the '80s: Lost & Found
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Commercial Parodies
  2005, role: actor , character name: Happy Fun Ball kid
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Jon Lovitz
  2005, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Live from New York: The First 5 Years of Saturday Night Live
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Earth to America
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself #90
• Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: George Bush
• Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: H.Ross Perot
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Tom Hanks
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Tom Hanks
  2004, role: actor , character name: Various
• 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Commentator
• The Ultimate Clip Collection: Alice Cooper
  2003, role: actor , character name: Garth Algar
• Man of a Thousand Faces
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Night of Too Many Stars
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Identity Crisis: The Making of a Master
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Master of Disguise
  2002, role: actor , character name: Pistachio Disguisey
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '02
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Master of Disguise
  2002, role: writer
• Saturday Night Live Christmas 2002
  2002, role: actor , character name: George Bailey
• Adam Sandler Goes to Hell
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Little Nicky
  2000, role: actor , character name: Referee
• Saturday Night Live: Game Show Parodies
  2000, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash 2000
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey
  1999, role: actor , character name: Church Lady
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey
  1999, role: actor , character name: Garth Algar
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey
  1999, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• SNL: 25 Years of Music
  1999, role: actor , character name: Various
• Saturday Night Live Christmas
  1999, role: actor , character name: George Bailey
• Saturday Night Live 25
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Christmas
  1999, role: actor , character name: Church Lady
• Saturday Night Live Christmas
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live 25
  1999, role: actor , character name: Various
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey
  1999, role: writer
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock
  1999, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey
  1999, role: actor , character name: George Herbert Walker Bush
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey
  1999, role: actor , character name: H. Ross Perot
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Steve Martin
  1998, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
  1998, role: actor , character name: H. Ross Perot
• The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live
  1998, role: actor , character name: Various
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley
  1998, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
  1998, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Mike Myers
  1998, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Phil Hartman
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Steve Martin
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Shot
  1996, role: actor , character name: Dana Carvey
• Dana Carvey: Critics' Choice
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Who Makes You Laugh?
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Dana Carvey: Critics' Choice
  1995, role: producer
• Dana Carvey: Critics' Choice
  1995, role: writer
• Clean Slate
  1994, role: actor , character name: Maurice L. Pogue
• Saturday Night Live Presents President Bill Clinton's All-Time Favorites
  1994, role: actor , character name: Various
• The Road to Wellville
  1994, role: actor , character name: George Kellogg
• Trapped in Paradise
  1994, role: actor , character name: Alvin Firpo
• The 1993 Billboard Music Awards
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 45th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Best Performance in a Variety or Music Program and Nominee: Best Guest Actor in a Comedy Series
• Comic Relief: The Invasion of the Comic Tomatoes
  1993, role: actor , character name: Garth
• Wayne's World 2
  1993, role: actor , character name: Garth Algar
• Wayne's World
  1992, role: actor , character name: Garth Algar
• The 64th Annual Academy Awards
  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Live Action Short Film
• 1992 MTV Movie Awards
  1992, role: miscellaneous crew
• Best of Saturday Night Live: Special Edition
  1992, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Toonces, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car
  1992, role: actor , character name: Lyle
• Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash
  1992, role: actor , character name: President George H.W. Bush, H. Ross Perot, and others
• The 15th Annual Young Comedians Special
  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• MTV Video Music Awards 1992
  1992, role: miscellaneous crew
• MTV Video Music Awards 1992
  1992, role: actor , character name: Garth Algar
• MTV Video Music Awards 1992
  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: Presidential Bash
  1992, role: writer
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Robin Williams
  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comic Relief IV
  1991, role: writer
• The American Film Institute Salute to Kirk Douglas
  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Goes Commercial
  1991, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• Comic Relief IV
  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Robin Williams
  1991, role: actor , character name: Various Characters
• The 42nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program & Presenter: Best Writing in a Variety or Music Program
• The 4th Annual American Comedy Awards
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Opportunity Knocks
  1990, role: actor , character name: Eddie
• The 41st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1989, role: actor , character name: Actor in Comedy Series
• Cranium Command
  1989, role: actor , character name: Right Ventricle
• Saturday Night Live: 15th Anniversary
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 41st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program and Co-Presenter: Best Lead Actress
• The 2nd Annual American Comedy Awards
  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Moving
  1988, role: actor , character name: Brad Williams
• Superman 50th Anniversary
  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Tough Guys
  1986, role: actor , character name: Richie Evans
• Slickers
  1985, role: actor , character name: Elliot Clinton
• This Is Spinal Tap
  1984, role: actor , character name: Mime Waiter
• Racing with the Moon
  1984, role: actor , character name: Baby Face
• Halloween II
  1981, role: actor , character name: Assistant
• Alone at Last
  1980, role: actor , character name: Michael Elliott
• The Big Laff Off
  1978, role: actor , character name: Himself

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Chopping Broccoli - Dana Carvey

All comedians want to be rock stars because they are incredibly cool.
They always look like they're about to vomit.
They have the rap before the song that makes no sense. "you know ladies and
Gentleman a long time ago there were lots of people... but that was a long
Time ago."
Then they start to sing these incredibly trite lyrics., don't you feel like
A lot of balladeers it's like they're making them up as they go along. ok it's
Like anyone could make up these lyrics.
"She's as cold as ice... paradise... and the feeling... was
A-nice..."
There's a lady I know
If I didn't know her
She'd be the la-tay I didn't know.
And my lady, she went downtown
She bought some ber-ra-ccoli
She brought it ho-ome...
She's chop'in broccoli
Chop'in brocco-li
Chop'in brocco-la
Chop'in brocco-laa-aa
She's chop'in brocco-lay
Chop'in brocco-lay
She's chop-eah-un!
Chop'in brocco-loco -lay -eaa -eaa -eaa--eeee
She's chopin broccoli
She chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin
Ch ch ch ch ch ch ta ta ta ta the bra-co-li-i
She's chopin brrrrraaaaiiiii
She's chop she's chop broccoli