Ted (2012)

Actors

• Douglas Balakovich (actor)
• Marshall Berenson (actor)
• Ronald Boone (actor)
• Paul Bronk (actor)
• Jeff T. Buco (actor)
• Paul Campbell (actor)
• Johnny Carson (actor)
• Owen Clarke (actor)
• Jeffrey Corazzini (actor)
• Zane Cowans (actor)
• Zane Cowans (actor)
• Chris Cox (actor)
• Ted Danson (actor)
• Johnny Lee Davenport (actor)
• Kilo Alexander (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy

Taglines:

Ted is coming.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::[thunder is heard outside]::Lori: I don't - I don't understand. I really don't. You're 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder?::John: I am not!::[Ted comes running into the bed]::Ted: Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?::John: Fucking right.::Ted: Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song.::John: Alright.::John, Ted: [singing] When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don't you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / "Fuck you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can't get me thunder / 'Cause you're just God's farts!" [blow raspberries]

[from trailer]::Ted: [dressed in a suit and tie] I look stupid.::John: No, you don't, you look dapper.::Ted: John, I look like something you give to your kid when you tell 'em Grandma died.

Lori: [Enters apartment and sees Ted and four hookers on the couch watching TV] Oh...::Ted: Lori, hey, you're home early.::Lori: What the hell is this?::Ted: The ladies and I were just watching Jack and Jill, where Adam Sandler plays a guy and his sister, and it's, it's just awful. It's unwatchable, but y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.::Lori: This place is a wreck! Who are these girls?::Ted: Oh, where are my manners? Lori, this is Angelique, Heavenly, Charene, and Sauvignon Blanc. I love you girls. Y'know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!::Lori: [Looks down on floor] What is that?::Ted: Wha- what is what?::Lori: There's a... a shit on my floor! In the corner, there is a shit!::Ted: Oh, yeah, Yeah, we were playing Truth or Dare, and, uh, Charene was pretty ballsy.::Lori: There is a shit on my floor!::Ted: Well, or, or, is the floor on the shit?::John: [John pokes a lobster head from out the door] Rawr!::Ted: Hahaha!::John: Who lives here? I'm comin' to get who lives here! You owe me lobster money!::Ted: Ahahaha! That's my buddy Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy runnin' it.::John: [Enters the apartment] I found my phone. What's going on.::[John suddenly looks down on the floor]::John: Is that a shit?::[Lori looks at John]

[from trailer]::Ted: I met a girl; she's a cashier.::John: No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?::Ted: White trash name. Guess.::John: Mandy.::Ted: Nope.::John: Marilyn.::Ted: Nope.::John: Brittany?::Ted: Nope.::John: Tiffany.::Ted: Nope.::John: Candace.::Ted: Nope.::John: Don't fuck with me on this! I know this shit!::Ted: Do you see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious.::John: Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me?::Ted: You do it. I will tell you. Yeah.::John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?::Ted: No.::John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?::Ted: *Yes*.::John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you! [Ted laughs] Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn...::Ted: Tami-Lynn.::John: [Exasperated] *Fuck*!

Tom Skerritt: My daughter better still be alive you sick son of a bitch.

Ted: Oh hey listen, try this, I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that. [Ted passes a bong to John] .::John: What is this?::Ted: It's called "Mind Rape", it's actually pretty mellow.::John: It doesn't sound very mellow.::Ted: Well he only had three other batches: "Gorilla Panic", "They're coming! They're coming!" and something called "This Is Permanent"... Go on, spark it up!

John: [calling 911] This guy took my teddy bear!::[pause]::John: Hello? Hello?

John: [during a flashback to 2008] Chris Brown can do no wrong!

Ted: [to fat kid] Back off, Susan Boyle!

Southern Newscaster: [regarding Ted coming to life] Look what Jesus did! Look what Jesus did!

So Far, So Kush (2009)

Actors

• Mario Arreaga (actor)
• Alex Duong (actor)
• Munch (actor)
• Dave Vij (actor)
• Christopher Weir (actor)
• Danitha Bockoven (actress)
• Dallas Malloy (actress)
• Jennifer Nyholm (actress)
• Sabrina Revelle (actress)
• Mary Jane Wells (actress)
• Corazon De Jesus (producer)
• Alex Duong (producer)
• Dave Vij (producer)
• Alex Duong (writer)
• Alex Duong (writer)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

Do it for the weed, man.

Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall (1973)

Actors

• David Belcher (actor)
• Anthony Booth (actor)
• Robert Booth (actor)
• Johnny Byrne (actor)
• Jim Dale (actor)
• Peter Davidson (actor)
• Windsor Davies (actor)
• Paul Dawkins (actor)
• David Fennell (actor)
• John Forgeham (actor)
• Lionel Guyett (actor)
• Brian Hall (actor)
• Donald Hewlett (actor)
• Geoffrey Hughes (actor)
• Paul Antrim (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

After Young Winston - Young Milligan!

Quotes:

Spike Milligan: [Having spent all night on sentry duty, Spike hears footsteps] Halt! Who goes there?::Unseen soldier: [In a broad Yorkshire accent] Adolf Bloody 'itler!::Spike Milligan: Pass... friend.

Leo Milligan: Hello son, how's the war going?::Spike Milligan: It's going ack-ack-ack-ping!