Delocated

Cast

• Jon Glaser
• Alex Ziwak
• Jacob Kogan
• Eugene Mirman
• Todd Barry
• Zoe Lister Jones
• Jerry Minor
• Larry Murphy
• Steve Cirbus
• Yung-I Chang
• Ali Reza
• Marc Wootton
• Mather Zickel
• Amy Schumer
• Nadia Dajani
• Kevin Dorff
• Janeane Garofalo
• Dennis Rees
• Julian Gamble
• Eli Newell
• Andrew Daly
• Brian Kiley

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Bar Mitzvah
  Jon: I'm sorry. I guess today we should call it the Skalocaust....
• Episode 2: Good Buds
  Jon: That is great news. SO happy for you. Too bad for me... that my wife is leaving me to fuck some...
• Episode 3: Rage Cage
  Mike: I like Kim. She keeps things light.::Jon: Keepin' it light... is outta sight....
• Episode 4: The Soother
  Music Producer: This is Napping Sounds with Jon, take one.::Jon: Welcome to Napping Sounds with Jon....
• Episode 5: Members Only
  Jon: Oh, I'll make do. I'll make do with you....
• Episode 6: Sick of It!
  Jon: Can't do anything without being followed by a camera. You can't even coze out with your gal... ...
• Episode : Pilot
  Jon: Fire up the fire-up chainsaw!...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Decoys
  Jon: I know things were crazy at the end of season one... but things are gonna be great for season t...
• Episode 2: Conversions
  Jon: Wait, hold on a second. Dennis Farina was here?... and no-one comes to get me? He's my favorite...
• Episode 3: Dog Mayor
  Jon: A brand new sandwich?::Nicky: In honor of your short-lived political career.::Jon: It is stunni...
• Episode 4: Mixer
  USA:9 September 2010...
• Episode 5: Jon He Does It
  Jon: Psychologically rape me once; shame on you. Psychologically rape me twice; cock-a-doodle doo, J...
• Episode 6: Mole
  Jon: I'll rip your fucking face off! I'll rip it off and I'll put it on my face, and I'll infiltrate...
• Episode 7: Kim's Krafts
  USA:30 September 2010...
• Episode 8: Fidence
  USA:7 October 2010...
• Episode 9: Tap
  USA:14 October 2010...
• Episode 10: RV B&B;
  USA:21 October 2010...
• Episode 11: David's Girlfriend
  USA:28 October 2010...
• Episode 12: Coma
  USA:4 November 2010...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Lipples
  USA:2012...
• Episode 2: Skins
  USA:9 February 2012...
• Episode 3: Midnight Munchingtons
  USA:16 February 2012...
• Episode 4: Camping
  USA:23 February 2012...
• Episode 5: Warm-Up
  USA:1 March 2012...
• Episode 6: Sample
  USA:8 March 2012...
• Episode 7: Friend
  USA:15 March 2012...
• Episode 8: TB's Mom
  USA:22 March 2012...
• Episode 9: Jon Done Gone Nuts
  USA:29 March 2012...
• Episode 10: Reunion Show
  USA:5 April 2012...
• Season
• Episode : The Frrt Identity
  USA:7 March 2013...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Dale Que Te Dio - Eagles
• Day Like Today - Out Of Eden
• Dislocated - 7 Mary 3
• Dislocated - Seven Mary Three
• Day I Walked Away - Drown
• Day Like Today - Behind The Scenes
• Dislocated - Acron
• Dislocated - Icon In Me
• Dislocated - Emanuel

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By productions
Hey, hey, hey
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dadale, dale que te dio, dale que te dio
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Tamos Malishimos, tamos malishimos,
tamos malishimos, tamos, tamos,
tamo, tamos malishimos, tamos malishimos, tamos malishimos
Tatamos chiquitonton
tatatamoos chiquitonton
tamos chiquitonton, tamos chiquitonton(Bis)
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Dale que te dio, dale que te dio
dale que te dio, dale que te dio(Bis)
Casi, casi, casi, casi, casi, casi, casi, casi, casi, casi
casi voaser millonario(Bis)
Tamos malishimos, tamos malishimos, tamos malishimos, tamo, tamo, tamo tamo
Tamos chiquitonton, tamos chiquiton
tamos chiquitonton, tamos chiqui, tamos chiquitonton
Tamos chiquitonton, tamos chiquiton
Casi, casi, casi, casi, dale que te dio
casi, casi, casi, casi, casi tamos chiquiton
casi, casi, casi, casi, casi, casi, casi, casi voaser millonario
Casi, casi, casi, casi, dale que te dio
Casi, casi, casi, casi, casi, caca
casi, casi, casi, casi, casi, casi voaser millonario
Y que es lo que?
tu sabes que es lo que!
Si, tamos comentando la tropa

Woke up this morning, jumped out of bed
Hit my head on a lampshade and the clock said
That I'm running late so I'm rushing trying to get on my way
I get to my car and the gouge is on e
Get gas and I pay a dollar ninety-three
Got stopped by the cops 'cause I was speeding
Eighty-nine in a fifty-five, Lord, why me?
On a day like today
All has gone wrong and my life seems crazy
Gotta hold on, smile on my face
'Cause I know the sun's gonna shine my way
On a day like today
Look up at the sky, you know life's so amazing
And I know I will be okay
'Cause I know the sun's gonna shine my way
It's days like this, there's a lesson learned
When I get up on the wrong side of the world
It's easy to dwell on my situation instead of every good thing
But I know I've been blessed, I gotta say thank you
And though there's stress and I'm so grateful
It's just a test he's more than able to see me through on a day
On a day like today
All has gone wrong and my life seems crazy
Gotta hold on, smile on my face
'Cause I know the sun's gonna shine my way
On a day like today
Look up at the sky, you know life's so amazing
And I know I will be okay
'Cause I know the sun's gonna shine my way
I know it wouldn't hurt to smile
It's not as bad as it could be, it will work out in a while
I know it wouldn't hurt to smile
It's not as bad as it could be, it will work out in a while
On a day like today
All has gone wrong and my life seems crazy
Gotta hold on, smile on my face
'Cause I know the sun's gonna shine my way
On a day like today
Look up at the sky, you know life's so amazing
And I know I will be okay
'Cause I know the sun's gonna shine my way
So I just hold tight, know that everything is alright
Gotta believe I will see the light
'Cause I know the sun's gonna shine my way
So I just hold tight, know that everything is alright
Gotta believe I will see the light
'Cause I know the sun's gonna shine my way
On a day like today
All has gone wrong and my life seems crazy
Gotta hold on, smile on my face
'Cause I know the sun's gonna shine my way
On a day like today
Look up at the sky, you know life's so amazing
And I know I will be okay
'Cause I know the sun's gonna shine my way
On a day like today
All has gone wrong and my life seems crazy
Gotta hold on, smile on my face
'Cause I know the sun's gonna shine my way
On a day like today
Look up at the sky, you know life's so amazing
And I know I will be okay
'Cause I know the sun's gonna shine my way
Sun's gonna shine, sun's gonna shine
Sun's gonna shine, sun's gonna shine my way
Sun's gonna shine, sun's gonna shine

I had an awful wakeup dream, everything was just what it seemed
I had a nightmare soaked in light, everything was cracked from inside
I’ve seen the way I go in the end, I shut my eyes to begin
Little black cars stretched out In a line
All moving backwards in time
There’s no connection
There’s no emotion
Everyone pretends it’s such a beautiful thing
Killed by a memory
Tell me I don’t have to be
Another number tacked to a wall cuz
It leaves me dislocated
I fell I fall I’m falling still
Sleep speaks in little pink pills
One more chance to get it all wrong
That’s all that you get from a radio song
I’ve told that story a thousand times
So I’m stealing yours to be mine
All those sad books and worn out hooks that hang a man up on the world
Killed by a memory
Tell me I won’t ever be
Another picture tacked to a wall just
I’m just too dislocated
Killed by a memory
Tell me I won’t ever be
Another number scratched on a wall just
Don’t leave me dislocated
I read those sad books they inspired everything I thought I should hide
Killed by a memory
Tell me I won’t ever be
Another number scratched on a wall just
Don’t leave me dislocated
Killed by a memory
Tell me I could never be
Another dead-end brick in a wall
Just
Don’t leave me dislocated
Tell me I don’t have to be
Another number
Another dead end brick in a wall cuz
It leaves me dislocated

I had an awful wakeup dream, everything was just what it seemed
I had a nightmare soaked in light, everything was cracked from inside
I've seen the way I go in the end, I shut my eyes to begin
Little black cars stretched out In a line
All moving backwards in time
There's no connection
There's no emotion
Everyone pretends it's such a beautiful thing
Killed by a memory
Tell me I don't have to be
Another number tacked to a wall cuz
It leaves me dislocated
I fell I fall I'm falling still
Sleep speaks in little pink pills
One more chance to get it all wrong
That's all that you get from a radio song
I've told that story a thousand times
So I'm stealing yours to be mine
All those sad books and worn out hooks that hang a man up on the world
Killed by a memory
Tell me I won't ever be
Another picture tacked to a wall just
I'm just too dislocated
Killed by a memory
Tell me I won't ever be
Another number scratched on a wall just
Don't leave me dislocated
I read those sad books they inspired everything I thought I should hide
Killed by a memory
Tell me I won't ever be
Another number scratched on a wall just
Don't leave me dislocated
Killed by a memory
Tell me I could never be
Another dead-end brick in a wall
Just
Don't leave me dislocated
Tell me I don't have to be
Another number
Another dead end brick in a wall cuz

I grew up insecure
Afraid of everything
Just wanted to feel something
No confidence
I had no one who believed
That I was anything
Left to find my own
Through the years I've found
A safety in a world
That some my call "destructive"
Bring on the insanity
It feeds this part of me
It helps the parts I'm missing
Forgive what I've done
You weren't around
On the day I walked away
All I needed was a helping hand
And I saw myself walking away from me
So long, so numb inside
I've found no place to hide
>From a past that sometimes haunts me
But all this pain I've learned
And through the years I've burned
To try to kill what they put inside of me
What have I become?
You weren't around
On the day I walked away
All I needed was a helping hand
And I saw myself walking away from me
You weren't around
On the day I walked away
All I needed was a helping hand
And I saw myself
I saw myself
And no, I can't apologize
For the stupid things I've done
You're looking at a product of a two faced world
And this is what I've become
I need something real
I want something pure
Something pure
You weren't around
On the day I walked away
All I needed was a helping hand

Feel aggression, feel the pain
cannot define emotions
the days will fall, the night might call
cover yourself
feel the pressure, grey in grey
a nightmare’s symphony
surrounds my mind and creates lies
cover yourself
On a day like today when black, black rain is falling down
on a day like topday the red, red lips are calling you
Should I pray or should I hope
the truth is on my side
I saw the night
but suicide is no solution
feel the pressure, grey in grey
a nightmare’s symphony
surrounds my mind and creates lies
cover yourself
On a day like today when black, black rain is falling down
on a day like topday the red, red lips are calling you
Feel aggression, feel the pain
we’ve built a world full of lies
the days will fall, the night might call
cover yourself

Is there a sense in what I am doing?
Could there be any reason for my suffering?
Sometimes I feel my acts are replicated
A nonsense, my life is intoxicated
I'm just considered a mean of production
Serving a factory should be my satisfaction
They give me a freedom made of blind compulsion
Trapped in a cage I only feel self-repulsion
Feeling dislocated
All my senses disconnected
Memories confused and lost
I live between future and past
If I could take the time to think about my thoughts
And to embrace my whole life accepting my mistakes
I should be able to understand that I'm just dislocated
And that the search shall start before it gets too late
Lost in a world of ignorance and pretension
I wonder where to find again my lost attention
I'm hearing nothing but the noise that's penetrating
I see the consequence, the damage it's creating
Recalling memory to fill my whole extension
I'll recollect my past to reach the comprehension
I see my will give up to distortion
Shall learn to disobey and start again from my emotions
I'm the guardian, I'm the prisoner
I'm the liar, the deceived one
I'm the tyrant, I'm the slave
I have to fight against my will
If I could take the time to think about my thoughts
And to embrace my whole life accepting my mistakes
I would be free to feel compassion towards my poor ambition
And to understand the pain that lies beneath this sad deception
If I could take the time to think about my thoughts
And to embrace my whole life accepting my mistakes
I'd look inside myself with a renewed sight

Thru years I've plundered, thru the days that kept me alive
I am the man who rambled, was this, the right trail to take.
Living in the state of, in the state of fear, there is no hesitation.
That, i need to be taken out.
No way, don't stay. Under it
Is this the matter of consequence, is this a matter of falling into pieces.
Guilty of charged, as a human being can be.
Dislocated, never been so mistaken by this
Dislocated, never left that door open
Look into my eyes now, do you see the fear you want.
Grounded, left unbroken, bones and skin disintegrate.
No love will lead you, from my sacred sorrow place.
Captured for a reason.
To be a prey, of this mankind.
Eyes tell, in disguise, eyes tell, in demise, eyes tell, in grace we'll fall
Thru years I've plundered, thru the days that kept me alive
I am the man, who rambled, was this the right trail to take.
Living in the state of, in the state of fear, there is no hesitation, that I need to be taken out.
No way, don't stay. Under it
Is this the matter of consequence, is this a matter of falling into pieces.
Guilty of charged, as a human being can be.

I watched the cars collide
Shattered glass and stopped time
Stealing my sight
Blinding my eyes
Our bodies disconnect
Struggle you are trapt there
Gasping for air
Abused
These hearts are lead and sinking down
Under the ground
Tonight we are all in
Let go this is the end
Tonight we are all in
Tell me your there
Brighter than aircraft lights
Cutting through the night
Climbing so high
In the blank sky
We waited our whole lives for this moment to burn
Our immilation
Consumed
Smoke signals to a greater cause
The message was lost
Tonight we are all in
Let go this is the end
Tonight we are all in
Tell me your in
Dislocated
Watching myself die