Joseph: King of Dreams (2000)

Actors

• Jeff Bennett (actor)
• Mark Hamill (actor)
• Ben Affleck (actor)
• Jess Harnell (actor)
• Jess Harnell (actor)
• Dan Castellaneta (actor)
• Dan Castellaneta (actor)
• Rene Auberjonois (actor)
• Steven Weber (actor)
• Steven Weber (actor)
• Richard Herd (actor)
• Judith Light (actress)
• Jodi Benson (actress)
• Jeffrey Katzenberg (producer)
• Richard McGonagle (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Animation
• Biography
• Drama
• Family
• History
• Musical

Quotes:

Jacob: This is how you take charge? I trusted you to watch after Joseph. But you abandoned my son, *my son!*::Judah: Aren't we your sons too?

Rachel: We are family. All of us. If we break apart we'll have nothing left.

Jacob: Because you are a miracle child. For you, things are different.

[referring to Joseph's dreams]::Simeon: Yes, who did the wolf get this time?::Joseph: You can laugh but this time it was about all of YOU.

Judah: Oh please, you must tell us our future, great Joseph. [sarcastic]::Simeon: Should I be scared?

Joseph: I've had enough of this stupid game!

Joseph: You think this is funny? Well, father won't be laughing when he hears... who are you?

Asenath: [giggling] I don't think you want my aunt seeing you like this... that's better.

Joseph: The three vines signify three days. In three days, Pharaoh will bring you back to the palace, a free man.::Butler: If only it were true.::Joseph: It is true. And when you're free, tell Pharaoh about my gift. Please, promise me.

Pharaoh: I'm told you only need to hear a dream and you can explain it.::Joseph: Not me, Your Excellecy. The explanation comes from God.

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1999)

Actors

• Joan Collins (actress)
• Richard Attenborough (actor)
• David Mallet (editor)
• David Mallet (director)
• Donny Osmond (actor)
• Ian McNeice (actor)
• Andrew Lloyd Webber (producer)
• Christopher Biggins (actor)
• Rob Walker (actor)
• Tim Rice (writer)
• Nick Morris (editor)
• Alex Jennings (actor)
• Robert Torti (actor)
• Anthony Van Laast (miscellaneous crew)
• Natasha Williams (actress)

Genres

• Musical

Taglines:

Tim Rice & Andrew Lloyd Webber's Classic Family Musical

Quotes:

Narrator: Then the Ishmaelites galloped off with a slave in tow, off to Egypt where Joseph was not keen to go; it wouldn't be a picnic he could tell.::Joseph: And I don't speak Egyptian very well...

Simeon: It's funny, but since we lost Joseph, we've gone to the other extreme.::Jacob: No-one comes to dinner now!::Simeon: ...We'd only eat them, anyhow, I even find I'm missing Joseph's Dreams.

Reuben: When I think of his last great battle a lump comes to my throat. It takes a man who knows no fear to wrestle... with a goat.

Joseph: Benjamin! You nasty youth, your crime has shocked me to the core. *Never* in my whole career have I encountered this before. Guards! Seize him! Lock him in a cell. Throw the keys into the Nile as well.

Joseph: Please stop, I don't believe in free love!::Mrs. Potiphar: Pity.

Reuben: We will starve if we hang around here.::Zebulun: But in Egypt there's food going spare.::Asher: They've got corn, they've got meat, they've got fruit *and* drinks.::Benjamin, Dan: And if we have the time we could see the Sphinx!

Pharaoh: Pharaoh is in the building!

Joseph: All those things you see in your pajamas, are a long-range forecast for your farmers.

Narrator: Way way back many centuries ago, Not long after the bible began, Jacob lived in the land of Caanan, A fine example of a family man. Jacob! Jacob and sons Depended on farming to earn thier keep. Jacob! Jacob and sons! Spent all of thier days in the fields with sheep. Jacob was the founder of a whole new nation, Thanks to the number of children he had. He was also known as Israel but most of the time, His sons and his wives used to call him dad. Jacob! Jacob and sons, Men of the soil, Of the sheef and crook. Jacob! Jacob and sons, A remarkable family in anyone's book.::Narrator: Reuben!::Narrator: Was the oldest of the children of Israel, with::Narrator: Simeon!::Narrator: And...::Narrator: Levi!::Narrator: The next in line...::Narrator: Napthali!::Narrator: Isaachar!::Narrator: Asher!::Narrator: Dan!::Narrator: Zebulan!::Narrator: [with Gad] Gad! [by Herself] took the total to nine. [With brothers] Jacob! Jacob and sons!::Narrator: Benjamin!::Narrator: And [with Judah] Judah! [by herself] Which leaves only one. [with brothers] Jacob! Jacob and sons! [By herself] Joseph, Jacob's favorite son. [With brothers] Jacob! Jacob and sons! Jacob! Jacob and sons! Jacob! Jacob and sons! Jacob! Jacob! Jacob! Jacob and... sons!

Jacob: Joseph's mother, she was quite my favorite wife, I never really loved another all my life. And Joseph was my joy because he reminded me of her::Narrator: Through young Joseph, Jacob lived his youth again. Loved him, praised him, gave him all he could. But then, it made the rest feel second best. And even if they were...::Brothers: Being told we're also-rans, does not make us Joseph's fans!::Narrator: But where they had really missed the boat is...::Brothers: We're great guys but no one seems to notice!::Narrator: Joseph's charm and winning smiles, failed to slay them in the isles. And their father couldn't see the danger. He could not imagine any danger. He just saw in Joseph all his dreams come true. Jacob wanted to show the world he loved his son. To make it clear that Joseph was the special one so, Jacob bought his son a coat. A multi-colored coat to wear.::Jacob: Joseph's coat was elegant, the cut was fine.::Brothers: The tasteful style was the ultimate in good design.::Narrator: And this is why it caught the eye...::Narrator, Brothers: A king would stop and stare.::Narrator: And when Joseph tried it on, he knew his sheepskin days were gone. Such as dazzling coat of many colors. How he loved his coat of many colors. In a class above the rest, it even went well with his vest. Such a stunning coat of many colors. How he loved his coat of many colors. It was red and yellow and green and brown and blue. Joseph's brothers weren't too pleased with what they saw.::Brothers: We have never liked him all that much before, and now this coat has got our goat. We feel life is unfair!::Narrator: And when Joseph graced the scene, his brothers turned a shade of green. His astounding clothing took the biscuit!::Brothers: Quite the smoothest person in the district.::Joseph: I look handsome, I look smart. I am a walking work of art. Such a dazzling coat of many colors. How I love my coat of many colors.::Narrator: It was red and yellow and green and brown, And scarlet and black and ochre and peach. And ruby and olive and violet and fawn. And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve. And cream and crimson and silver and rose. And azure and lemon and russet and gray. And purple and white and pink and orange, And...::Joseph: [Overlapping Narrator on line 16, staring at "fawn"] I look handsome I look smart. I am a walking work of art. Such a dazzling coat of many colors. How I love my coat of many colors. It was...::Narrator, Brothers, Joseph: And red and yellow and green and brown. And scarlet and black and ochre and peach. And ruby and olive and violet and fawn. And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve. And cream and crimson and silver and rose. And azure and lemon and russet and gray. And purple and white and pink and orange. And blue!

Giuseppe venduto dai fratelli (1962)

Actors

• Mario Serandrei (editor)
• Ennio De Concini (writer)
• Robert Rietty (actor)
• Mario Nascimbene (composer)
• Pietro Tordi (actor)
• Oreste Biancoli (writer)
• Finlay Currie (actor)
• Terence Hill (actor)
• Robert Morley (actor)
• Maria De Matteis (costume designer)
• Marco Guglielmi (actor)
• Bruno Arié (actor)
• Arturo Dominici (actor)
• Mimo Billi (actor)
• Loris Bazzocchi (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Taglines:

"...his master's wife cast her eyes on Joseph, and she said, lie with me..." (Genesis 39:7)

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Issachar - Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Where's the wizzler, where's the corn?
Get jacuzzi on the horn, where's the wizzler
Whatever happened to the mob?
He had to quit and get a job
Road manager, security,
Hangin' shirts and makin' tea
Where's the wizzler, where's the corn?
Near the elevator, is there porn?
What a a man gotta deal wit!
My head's not orange, cut the shit!
Jack, Jack ca mi sey Jack Flanagan
Mi a go tell a likkie storie bout mi good bredren
Wa go by de name of Jack Flanagan
It was a long time ago down a CBGB
Mi look pon mi bredren name Docta Dready
Mi sey Docta D who booked dis opening band
Mon in a 3 piece suit wit guitar ina im hand,
ca mi sey Jack Flanagan
On the road and on the phone,
Roll up the window roll a bone
Rollin' a buck in a forty zone
Now settle up and head for home
He's Issachar now hear him roar
When he's lost his temper find the door
It's almost always good to see him,
He's one damn fine human being
Jack Flanagen
Mi bredren Bosstones dem naw slip dem naw miss
Flanagen im was di Mob guitarist
Nowadays he manage Reggae artist
So when you wan get pin Micky Dread guest list
Jack Flanagen him naw resist
Jack Flanagen, Jack Flanagen
Got us 'cross the border,
Helpin' hand when it began
Kept our shit in order my man Jack Flanagen
In his town he'll hook you up, he'll show you 'round, he'll watch your back
When we head down we look him up
and hang around with Irish Jack
Much, much, much respect,
In this world it's hard to find
A stand up guy who'll stand behind
You if you're ever in a bind