Project 12 (2012)

Actors

• Matt Sigloch (actor)
• Matt Sigloch (miscellaneous crew)
• Matt Sigloch (producer)
• Allen Williams (actor)
• Andray Johnson (actor)
• Michael Laurin (actor)
• Michael Laurin (actor)
• Michael Laurin (producer)
• Gary Ambrosia (director)
• Gary Ambrosia (actor)
• Gary Ambrosia (producer)
• Gary Ambrosia (actor)
• Gary Ambrosia (writer)
• Tom Riordan (actor)
• Tom Riordan (actor)

Genres

• Sci-Fi

Ningú ho fa millor (2007)

Actors

• Andrés Ramos (actor)
• Andrés Ramos (director)
• Andrés Ramos (producer)
• Andrés Ramos (writer)
• Andrés Ramos (actor)
• Andrés Ramos (editor)
• Oriol Maynadé (actor)
• Maurici Valero (actor)
• Oriol Maynadé (producer)
• Maurici Valero (producer)
• Oriol Maynadé (writer)
• Maurici Valero (writer)
• Maurici Valero (actor)
• Meritxell Alvira (actress)
• Meritxell Alvira (writer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime
• Fantasy
• Thriller

Taglines:

Be quiet, you bully!

Thunderball (1965)

Actors

• Albert Michel (actor)
• Sean Connery (actor)
• John Barry (composer)
• Robert Rietty (actor)
• Eric Pohlmann (actor)
• Bernard Lee (actor)
• Adolfo Celi (actor)
• Albert R. Broccoli (producer)
• Albert R. Broccoli (miscellaneous crew)
• Roland Culver (actor)
• Desmond Llewelyn (actor)
• Reginald Beckwith (actor)
• Lois Maxwell (actress)
• Maurice Binder (miscellaneous crew)
• Claudine Auger (actress)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Thriller

Taglines:

FANTASTIC 'BOND' SALE [Reissue poster]
007 et voici le plus explosif de tous les James Bond (French) (OO7 is here and its the most explosive James Bond of all)
Look Out!...Remember there is only one James Bond and Thunderball's the Biggest of them All! (Australian theatrical daybill poster)
Look Here!* For The Biggest Bond of All! (USA poster)
VIVA JAMES BOND (French)
Look Out! Here Comes The Biggest Bond Of All! (British quad poster)
Look Up! Look Down! Look Out! Here Comes The Biggest Bond Of All! ["Look" is formed from the 007 logo]

Quotes:

James Bond: That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.::Emilio Largo: You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?::James Bond: No, but I know a little about women.::[Bond and Largo spot Domino eavesdropping]

Bond: I hope we didn't scare the fishes.

Q: Try to be a little less than your frivolous self, 007.

Bond: [draping arm around nurse] Do I seem healthy to you?::Pat Fearing: Too healthy, by far.

Fiona: Some men just don't like to be driven.::Bond: No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.

Pat Fearing: What exactly do you do?::James Bond: Oh, I travel... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.

[after making love to the evil Fiona Volpe]::James Bond: My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?::Fiona: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, the one where he has to make love to a woman, and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents, and turns to the side of right and virtue... [she steps on Bond's foot]... but not this one!

Miss Moneypenny: In the conference room - something pretty big; every double-o man in Europe has been rushed in. And the Home Secretary, too!::James Bond: His wife probably lost her dog.

James Bond: My dear, uncooperative Domino.::Domino: How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino?::James Bond: It's on the bracelet on your ankle.::Domino: So... what sharp little eyes you've got.::James Bond: Wait 'til you get to my teeth.

[after shooting Vargas with a spear gun]::James Bond: I think he got the point.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• 006 - MC Chris
• 006 - Apulanta

[Chang:]
Muu huuu huu haa haa haa (guns cocking)... You'll never get out of here alive mc it's a flying fortress and no ones ever...
Jumped over the side and survived.
It's never happened I've never seen it happen before.
So just hand over the cash and hand over the girl.
[Mc:]
Forget about it Chang we're getting out of here and there's nothing you can do about it.
I've got a parachute embedded in the back of my tuxedo so now I'm gonna jump over boaaaaaard and land in a car.
Suitcase full of cash so you know I got the candy chrome
Automatic in the dash hand in her pantyhose
I got a fatty rolled we're doing 65
She opens up her mouth and puts my dick inside
I keep them mystified all these bitches creaming
Our windows gettin steamy and she's so on my semen
Even when I'm sleeping even when I'm dreaming
It's like Ghostbusters gettin blown by ghosts and demons
Can't believe it that deceiving I know I am the shit
If I ain't emptying my dick then I empty my clip
So don't even try to trip cause I come strapped like raver pants
Got a AK-47 and you're lit for laser tag
I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast
My ride becomes a boat and we start cruising down the coast
That's not only how I roll it's also how I flow
Bust a cap at the clouds squirtin loads in your throat
That's right I've got a car that transforms into a boat.
Nobody's got that.
Try to catch me while I pass you
You can't see my badass tattoo
I'm too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches that you can't catch mc chris
I am awesome I am bitching
I'm avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher
Hope you don't have a wife and kids 'cause you're about to be blown to bits!
Underwater mansion where you know I grow the hydroponic
Call it a sea-lab, let me tea bag you til you vomit
Now you go wash your face, and then go take a shower
Wash your vagina place, it's tasting kinda sour
I debrief the chief say "I'm awesome, want a raise"
If he says "no", guess what?, I'm gonna kick the case
You should have seen his face he said "I'll give you what you need" I said "hey yeah you will, cause my name is mc"
She in the walk-in yo hey it's got multi spigots
I get her titties soapy I grab her by the biscuits
And yo I fuck her gently I clean her dirty business
She's screaming Jesus help me and can I have a witness
We go to Mexico on my motocross
We tell her bro hello but he's a miniboss
But you know how I floss when it comes to steppin
I don't just kick his ass I blow up his zeppelin
That's right I blew up HIS zeppelin too.
Ohhhh the Humanity.
Try to catch me while I pass you
You can't see my badass tattoo
I'm too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches that you can't catch mc chris
I am awesome I am bitching
I'm avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher.
Hope you don't have a wife and kids 'cause you're about to be blown to bits!
[Mc:]
Fuck you robot hitler head, I'll never join you! you expect me
To believe that's Hitlers body? What a bunch of bullshit!
Robot Hitler Head:
Fuck me!? Fuck YOU!
Bitchin expedition it's a south pacific shoot out
I'm grounded and surrounded and I gotta get the loot out
Jungle ready with machete I'm a agent that's impatient
Naked jungle ladies save me and I don't know where the day went
Zombie Nazis got me and they lookin mighty mean
Fuck the foot red deaths score the Wilhelm scream
Swinging vines over mines in my ATV
Roll light I tell my chopper, "what a great relief"
Immortal mutha fuckas have to suffer my wrath
Money hungry mutha fuckas must regurgitate cash
My creepy cheep wants to speak but they're fixin the bath
They want the double O dick all up in they vag... WHAT!?
Robot Hitler head surprisingly did not have a zeppelin...
But! he did have a zip car.
Try to catch me while I pass you
You can't see my badass tattoo
I'm too fast and too elusive
Helicopters are a nuisance
Deadly jet skis try to get me
Enemies are always meddling
Somebody tell these bitches that you can't catch mc chris
I am awesome I am bitching
I'm avoiding ammunition
Push the button just in time
For our smokescreen flow they minds
Sweet bikini watch me slaughter
While I load this rocket launcher.

Hiljaa valun pitkin minun ikkunaa
Kaikki muut on menneet
Kuinka voisin tietää missä taas palaa
Taas palaa
Kaiken kauniin päälle verhot laskeutuu
Sadan vuoden jälkeen
Ruusut ovat hautautuneet alle jään
Alle jään
Laa-laa-laa-laa lakaistaan
Se pois se pois se kaikki piiloon
Sammuttakaa tähdet
Sammuttakaa aamu
Sammuttakaa lamput
Sammuttakaa aurinko
Ei saa, saa, saa, se paistaa
Laa-laa-laa-laa lakaistaan