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Aida (2011)

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A young Ethiopian woman runs away from her tyrannic father and lands up in the unknown city of Bombay with no money contact while she was on her way to meet her lover, in Antarctica. It's about a princess with no kingdom, a soul seeking for a fitting space.

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Fubar (2011)

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One War To End All Wars

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Cat Politician: War is business, and business is good.

Just Act Normal (2008)

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Drama
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Hanbando (2006)

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Official Prostitute (2005)

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Drama

Official Prostitute 2 (2005)

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Drama

Piano chineun daetongryeong (2002)

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The Final Conflict (1981)

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Now come into his full knowledge and power, the Anti-Christ in the body of Damien Thorne is about to strike his final blow. The Christ-child has been born again, on the Angel Isle, Great Britain (Scotland, England & Wales). The plan is simple, find the male children born on the specified day, and kill them all.

Keywords: 666, accident, adoption, ambassador, american-flag, anal-rape, angel, animal-like, antichrist, apocalypse

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The power of evil is no longer in the hands of a child.
The Last Chapter in the Omen Trilogy
The ultimate confrontation between good and evil!

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Damien Thorn: Nazarene, you have won... nothing...

Damien Thorn: Nazarene, charlatan, what can you offer humanity? Since the hour you vomited forth from the gaping wound of a woman, you have done nothing but drown man's soaring desires in a deluge of sanctimonious morality. You've inflamed the pubertal mind of youth with your repellent dogma of original sin. And now you absolve in denying them the ultimate joy beyond death by destroying me ? But you will fail, Nazarene, as you have always failed. We were both created in man's image, but while you were born of an impotent god, I was concieved of a jackal. Born of Satan, the desolate one. Your pain on the cross was but a splinter compared to the agony of my father. Cast out of heaven, the fallen angel, banished, reviled. I will drive deeper the thorns into your rancid carcass, you profaner of vices. Cursed Nazarene. Satan, I will avenge thy torment, by destroying the Christ forever.

Damien Thorn: Suffer the little children to come unto me. Your words, Nazarene. Not mine.

Damien Thorn: If Abraham was ready to slay his own son for the love of his God, why won't you do the same for the love of mine?

Damien Thorn: You, my disciples will truly inherit this Earth!

Damien Thorn: Disciples of the Watch; I stand before you; in the name of the one who was cast out from Heaven, but is alive in me.

Damien Thorn: "And it shall come to pass that in the end days the beast shall reign 100 score and 30 days and nights. And the faithful shall cry unto the Lord, 'Wherefore art thou in the day of evil?' And the Lord shall hear their prayers. And out of the Angel Isle he shall bring forth the Deliverer; the holy Lamb of God who shall do battle with the beast. And shall destroy him." Only it won't be the beast that is destroyed, it'll be the Nazarene.

Damien Thorn: Oh my Father, Lord of Silence, Supreme God of Desolation, though mankind reviles yet aches to embrace, strengthen my purpose to save the world from a second ordeal of Jesus Christ and his grubby mundane creed. Show man instead the raptures of Thy kingdom. Infuse in him the grandeur of melancholy, the divinity of loneliness, the purity of evil, the paradise of pain.

Damien Thorn: He was born last night... I feel his presence. Like a virus, a parasite feeding on my energy; trying to drain me of power. For everyday that he lives and grows, my force will weaken.

Damien Thorn: I now command you to seek out and destroy the Nazarene child. Slay the Nazarene... and I shall reign forever. Fail... and I perish.

Rupan sansei (1978)

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In Transylvania, Lupin III, the notorious international thief, is hung and no one is more suprised to learn of that than Lupin III himself, who was alive and well and nowhere near that area at that time. The answer to that mystery, begins to surface when Lupin gets a seemingly ordinary pebble from an Egyptian pyramid for his would-be girlfriend, Fujiko, the mercenary thief, who is in the employ of a mysterious figure known only as Mamo. Intrigued by this bizarre request, Lupin decides to get involved and finds himself in an international chase that has a greater scope and danger than he has ever faced.

Keywords: anime, based-on-comic, based-on-manga, carribean-sea, character-name-in-title, cigarette-smoking, clone, egypt, execution, execution-by-hanging

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Sometimes being able to put together a world-class art collection takes a thief... this time it takes an extraordinary thief!

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Goemon Ishikawa: Once again I have cut a worthless object.

Mamo: I see you personify the type of genius that's incapable of rational thought.

Mamo: You know, you're a very rational fellow, Lupin... which of course makes you absurd.

Arsene Lupin III: Time does us all in, Mamo. That's the way it's supposed to be.

Arsene Lupin III: I don't believe it!::Inspector Koichi Zenigata: [laughing] Serves you right, lover boy!::Arsene Lupin III: Shall we?::Inspector Koichi Zenigata: Let's go, buddy!

Arsene Lupin III: Hey look who's got his game face on!::Goemon Ishikawa: An unworthy target defiles the weapon.

Daisuke Jigen: I have a sinking feeling about this.::Arsene Lupin III: You just gave me a great idea, buddy.

Daisuke Jigen: Hey, the road's over there!::Arsene Lupin III: Shut up!

Arsene Lupin III: You want a pillow back there...?::Daisuke Jigen: Just drive the damn car.::Arsene Lupin III: Goemon!

Inspector Koichi Zenigata: Hey! You two keep your immorality away from me! Hey! Absolutely no way! Aye yi yi no, don't what the...

The Strange Case of the End of Civilization as We Know It (1977)

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The grandchild of Professor James Moriarty had promised the world that it has only five days left to live. Moriarty is a master of disguise, a crack shot, and is very patient. Several government figures are shot to death, and it seems that it truly is the end of civilization as we know it- until the President learns that the grandson of Sherlock Holmes is living at 221B Baker Street, and send the Police Commisioner of Scotland Yard to employ him. Unfortunately, Arthur Sherlock Holmes is a quick-tempered, ranting, violent bungler, and his assistant, Dr. William Watson (grandson of Dr. John H. Watson) is one of the most moronic creatures ever to walk the earth, although he is invaluable because he has "bionic bits". Holmes has inherited a drug habit from his grandfather, one which his housekeeper, Mrs. Hudson, is less than discreet about, and the sleek Moriarty is also one step ahead of him, eventually murdering the police commisioner. Finally, Holmes decides to hold a party, inviting the world's most distinguished detectives, hoping to flush Moriarty out of hiding. However, it does not go as planned.

Keywords: bus-trip, cyborg, detective, drugs, independent-film, james-bond-spoof, lieutenant, monty-python, murder, museum

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[Watson is reading clues from a crossword puzzle to Holmes]::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 1 Across. A simple source of citrus fruit, 1, 5, 4.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: A lemon tree, my dear Watson.::[Elsewhere in the hotel, Moriarty shoots Sam Spade]::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 2 Down. Conservative pays ex-wife maintenance. 7, 5.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Alimony...alimony Tory, my dear Watson.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Never cease to astound me.::[Moriarty takes a sword to Hercule Poirot]::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 2 Down. Southern California style. 1, 2, 8.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: A la Monterrey, my dear Watson.::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Really good, holmes.::[Moriarty shoots M]::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: 4 Down. Burglar's entrance::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Alarm entry, my dear Watson::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: That's rather poor, isn't it, Holmes? Right. One to go. A cowardly fish with a sting in its tail.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Yellow manta ray, my dear Watson::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Brilliant, Holmes::[Moriarty does in McCloud with an arrow]

Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Get a crossword, Watson. There's several moments to lose.

Chief Commisioner Blocker: You've... ah, no doubt read, Mr. Holmes...::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Good Lord.::Chief Commisioner Blocker: ...read in the newspapers...::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Great Scott.::Chief Commisioner Blocker: ...of certain mysterious incidents?::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: The unexpected but accurate bisecting of the Belgian foreign minister, the royal college of needlework massacre, the strange affair of the seven boiled bishops, and the man eating poodles of Lambeth palace enigma?::Chief Commisioner Blocker: No.::Dr. William Watson, M.D.: Good Lord.::Arthur Sherlock Holmes: Just as I thought.::Chief Commisioner Blocker: No, I'm referring to the mysterious shooting of Dr. Gropinger.

Obiang, President Filmography

Simon Mann's African Coup: Black Beach
2009, role: actor , character name: Himself

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L'ultimo schermo
1982, role: actor

For President, Peyoti Filmography

The English Course
2011, role: composer

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Malawi's president speaks at Mandela's funeral

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Duration: 12:58
Updated: 15 Dec 2013

Joyce Banda praised the life of anti-apartheid fighter, "his courage, determination, love and passion for his people."

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President Obama Speaks on the Death of Nelson Mandela

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Duration: 4:38
Updated: 05 Dec 2013

President Obama says that Nelson Mandela's journey from a prisoner to President embodied the promise that human beings, and countries, can change for the better, and asks that we pause and give thanks for the fact that Mandela lived -- a man who took history in his hands, and bent the arc of the moral universe toward justice. December 5, 2013.

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Kid President Shares Your Things We Should Say More Often

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Duration: 5:00
Updated: 13 Dec 2013

Millions of people watched, shared and took to heart 'Kid President's 20 Things We Should Say More Often'. Here he shares with you a few of the suggestions people sent in of things we could all say that would make the world more awesome. Watch the original video here: http://youtu.be/m5yCOSHeYn4 Subscribe to SoulPancake for new videos every weekday!http://bitly.com/SoulPancakeSubscribe written and created by Brad Montague & Robby Novak featured music in this episode: "Lucky Strike" by Reaktor Productions "Little Things" by RIMSKY Follow the party here: http://twitter.com/iamkidpresident http://facebook.com/kidpresident http://kidpresident.com Follow us on FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/soulpancake TWEET us at: http://twitter.com/soulpancake Visit our WEBSITE: http://soulpancake.com Buy our BOOK! http://book.soulpancake.com

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A Pep Talk from Kid President to You

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Duration: 3:28
Updated: 24 Jan 2013

We all need a little encouragement every now and then. Kid President, knowing this, has put together a video you can play each morning as you wake up or to share with your friend who needs a kick in the right direction. Take a moment and spread some encouragement. "It's everybody's duty to give the world a reason to dance." Also, by popular demand, we present the: NOT COOL, ROBERT FROST t-shirt: http://www.cafepress.com/kidpresident Featuring the song "Households" by Sleeping At Last - http://sleepingatlast.com with additional music by our pal Skewby - http://somethingaboutskewby.com Follow on Twitter: http://twitter.com/iamkidpresident Be a friend on Facebook: http://facebook.com/kidpresident Send an email: kid@kidpresident.com For Press Inquiries, contact: YTpress@soulpancake.com Created by Kid President and Brad Montague Special thanks to Robert Frost, that dude from Journey and the movie Space Jam. Subscribe to our youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=SoulPancake Buy our book! http://book.soulpancake.com Follow us on Facebook: http://facebook.com/SoulPancake Tweet us at: http://twitter.com/SoulPancake

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Invest in innovation in education: President

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Duration: 8:56
Updated: 14 Dec 2013

The President of India Pranab Mukherjee highlights the need for conducive atmosphere to produce Nobel Laureates from Indian universities, so that students don't have to go abroad to study and become achievers on the global platform.

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President George W. Bush, Part 1 - The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

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Duration: 5:05
Updated: 20 Nov 2013

President George W. Bush on having painting as a pastime. Subscribe to The Tonight Show for more Leno: http://full.sc/IbG1mW Watch The Tonight Show Weeknights 11:35/10:35c http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/ Get more Jay Leno: Like Jay: http://facebook.com/JayLeno Follow Jay: Twitter: http://twitter.com/JayLeno Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://full.sc/MtLxIM Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC/posts President George W. Bush, Part 1 - The Tonight Show with Jay Leno http://www.youtube.com/user/tonightshownbc

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President Obama calls on every American to learn code

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Duration: 1:18
Updated: 09 Dec 2013

President Barack Obama asks every American to give it a shot to learn to code, kicking off the Hour of Code campaign for Computer Science Education Week 2013. http://code.org

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Zubin Mehta, the Maestro is honoured by the President of India

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Duration: 2:45
Updated: 14 Dec 2013

The World Renowned Music Conductor believes that hardwork, dedication, honesty, perseverance and ambition is what all the achievers honoured as the Greatest Global Living Indians have in common.

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The President and Vice President Meet with Newly Elected Mayors

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Duration: 5:57
Updated: 13 Dec 2013

President Obama and Vice President Biden meet with a group of newly elected mayors from across the country to discuss the ways in which the Obama Administration can serve as an active partner on job creation and ensuring middle class families have a pathway to opportunity. This meeting builds on the Administration's unprecedented effort to partner with mayors who are working to implement policies that lead to high-paying, high-skill jobs in their communities. December 13, 2013.

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Kid President meets the President of the United States of America

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Duration: 3:50
Updated: 04 Apr 2013

After previously only speaking via can and string, Kid President and President Barack Obama finally meet face to face. The two met in the Oval Office to discuss how kids and grown-ups can work together to change the world. This meeting is proof that dreams can come true and ordinary people can do extraordinary things. Thank you for watching and spreading the Kid President message! You made this happen. Footage courtesy of The White House. Featuring the song "Next to Me" by Sleeping At Last (http://sleepingatlast.com) http://twitter.com/iamkidpresident http://facebook.com/kidpresident Kid President is a family project started by Brad Montague and Robby Novak. We believe kids and grown ups can change the world. We're on a mission to spread good. Find out more at http://kidpresident.com Subscribe to our youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=SoulPancake Buy our book! http://book.soulpancake.com Follow us on Facebook: http://facebook.com/SoulPancake Tweet us at: http://twitter.com/SoulPancake

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Kid President's 20 Things We Should Say More Often

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Duration: 3:32
Updated: 22 Nov 2013

Kid President believes the things we say can help make the world more awesome. Here he shares a special list of 20 things we should say more often. What would you add to it? Subscribe to SoulPancake for new videos every weekday! http://bitly.com/SoulPancakeSubscribe written and created by Brad Montague & Robby Novak special thanks: Kristi Montague featured music in this episode: "Lucky Strike" by Reaktor Productions "Little Things" by RIMSKY Follow the party here: http://twitter.com/iamkidpresident http://facebook.com/kidpresident http://kidpresident.com Follow us on FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/soulpancake TWEET us at: http://twitter.com/soulpancake Visit our WEBSITE: http://soulpancake.com Buy our BOOK! http://book.soulpancake.com

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President Obama Address To The Nation On Syria! - FULL SPEECH!! - 9/10/2013

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Duration: 15:34
Updated: 11 Sep 2013

September 10, 2013 - Obama Syria Speech Address - President Obama delivered a speech to the American people on Tuesday night on Syria outlining the U.S. response to the Syrian regime's use of chemical weapons against rebels and civilians. Obama's speech comes after news that the Syria has agreed to surrender its chemical weapons stockpiles to international control for eventual destruction, which Obama has indicated could avert a U.S. strike.

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Weekly Address: Marking the One-Year Anniversary of the Tragic Shooting in Newtown, Connecticut

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Duration: 3:03
Updated: 14 Dec 2013

In his weekly address, President Obama honors the memories of the 26 innocent children and educators who were taken from us a year ago in Newtown, Connecticut.

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President Obama Speaks at a Memorial Service for Nelson Mandela

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Duration: 19:15
Updated: 10 Dec 2013

President Obama delivers remarks at a national memorial service for former South African President Nelson Mandela. December 10, 2013.

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Mr President Gameplay and Commentary

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Duration: 7:19
Updated: 11 Dec 2013

This is the greatest saving of All Time

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President Obama at 2013 White House Correspondents' Dinner (C-SPAN)

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Duration: 23:16
Updated: 28 Apr 2013

President Obama at 2013 White House Correspondents' Dinner. Watch the complete video here: http://cs.pn/1886TAu

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Kid President's Pep Talk to Teachers and Students!

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Duration: 3:55
Updated: 12 Sep 2013

Kid President believes we're all teachers and we're all students. What are you teaching the world? Who are you learning from? Share this with a special teacher in your life! http://on.fb.me/160fwvl We wanted to make this as a special thank you to all the schools who have used Kid President in their classrooms to spread creativity and compassion. Thank you! Together, we're louder! Purchase the song "Shadow of a Man" by Neulore here: http://smarturl.it/shadowofaman Watch the OUTTAKES from this weeks episode! http://youtu.be/qTyXkrxZ8j4 Written and created by Brad Montague & Robby Novak Follow our adventures: http://twitter.com/iamkidpresident http://facebook.com/kidpresident Check out NEULORE! http://neulore.com SUBSCRIBE to SoulPancake for new videos every weekday! http://bit.ly/SoulPancakeSubscribe We love to hear from you, SoulPancaker's! Leave us a comment, send us a message, and let us know what big questions YOU want answered! Follow us on FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/soulpancake TWEET us at: http://twitter.com/soulpancake Visit our WEBSITE: http://soulpancake.com Buy our BOOK! http://book.soulpancake.com

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President Obama Speech Nelson Mandela Memorial. #madiba #mandelamemorial

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Duration: 19:36
Updated: 10 Dec 2013

obama mandela memorial. #madiba #mandelamemorial. obama Nelson Mandela Memorial Obama Speech mandela memorial. rip madiba mandela memorial. mandela,His struggle was your struggle. His triumph was your triumph. Your dignity and hope found expression in his life, and your freedom, your democracy is his cherished legacy. President Obama's first political cause was the fight against apartheid as a student at Occidental College. Hear how Mandela's life shaped the President of the United States. President Obama's first political cause was the fight against apartheid as a student at Occidental College. Hear how Mandela's life shaped the President of the United States. Read more South Africans, world leaders gather to honor Mandela South Africans, world leaders gather to honor Mandela Sudarsan Raghavan 6:40 AM ET More than 90 world leaders join tens of thousands of South Africans in saying farewell to Nelson Mandela. Mandela remembrances continue at Mandela's home Mandela remembrances continue at Mandela's home Steven Mufson 6:11 AM ET A steady stream of people came to his house while crowds gathered for the stadium memorial. A glimpse of South Africa's progress A glimpse of South Africa's progress Karin Brulliard 2:00 AM ET In my year and half there, South Africa looked to me like a constant miracle. When it's okay to say 'Madiba' When it's okay to say 'Madiba' Max Fisher DEC 9 When is it a show of respect and when is it appropriation? It is hard to eulogize any man - to capture in words not just the facts and the dates that make a life, but the essential truth of a person - their private joys and sorrows; the quiet moments and unique qualities that illuminate someone's soul. How much harder to do so for a giant of history, who moved a nation toward justice, and in the process moved billions around the world. Born during World War I, far from the corridors of power, a boy raised herding cattle and tutored by elders of his Thembu tribe - Madiba would emerge as the last great liberator of the 20th century. Like Gandhi, he would lead a resistance movement - a movement that at its start held little prospect of success. Like King, he would give potent voice to the claims of the oppressed, and the moral necessity of racial justice. He would endure a brutal imprisonment that began in the time of Kennedy and Khrushchev, and reached the final days of the Cold War. Emerging from prison, without force of arms, he would - like Lincoln - hold his country together when it threatened to break apart. Like America's founding fathers, he would erect a constitutional order to preserve freedom for future generations - a commitment to democracy and rule of law ratified not only by his election, but by his willingness to step down from power.

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Unbelievable Facts About Every US President

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Duration: 12:01
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

Rhett challenges Link to a US Presidents trivia challenge to determine who will be sworn in as President of Good Mythical Morning. Good Mythical Morning Epis...

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President Obama Mourns the Death of Nelson Mandela

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Duration: 4:31
Updated: 05 Dec 2013

President Barack Obama remarked on the death of former South African President Nelson Mandela on Thursday, saying, "So long as I live, I will do what I can to learn from him." (Photo: AP) Click here to subscribe to our channel: http://bit.ly/14Q81Xy Visit us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/wsjlive Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WSJLive Visit the Wall Street Journal: www.wsj.com

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President Obama shakes hands with Cuba's Raul Castro at Nelson Mandela's memorial

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Duration: 1:04
Updated: 10 Dec 2013

Subscribe to ITN News: http://bit.ly/itnytsub President Obama shook hands with his Cuban counterpart Raul Castro in a landmark moment for the two countries at Nelson Mandela's memorial service. As President Obama made his way onto the stage to pay tribute to Nelson Mandela - he extended his hand to Raul Castro - who shook it and smiled back. The handshake is a rare gesture between the leaders that reflects Nelson Mandela's spirit of reconciliation. The only previous known handshake between U.S. and Cuban presidents since the island's 1959 revolution was at the United Nations in 2000, when Raul's brother Fidel shook the hand of then-U.S. president Bill Clinton in a chance encounter. Report by Sarah Johnston. Like us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/itn Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/itn Add us on Google+: http://bit.ly/17z0Dpd More stories from ITN: RARE HANDSHAKE- President Obama shakes hands with Cuba's Raul Castro: http://bit.ly/J4LzGt South African president booed before Mandela memorial speech: http://bit.ly/1bU7NaC Violent fight breaks out at Brazilian football match: http://bit.ly/1iPJoae Lenin statue torn down and smashed with hammers in Ukraine: http://bit.ly/1gStKGx A gingerbread house you can actually live in? Check it out: http://bit.ly/1f3PDlN Nelson Mandela dies at 95: A tribute to the South African leader- http://bit.ly/1jt1iNB Nelson Mandela's very first television interview: http://bit.ly/18noRD4 Inspiring moment a man is rescued three days after his boat sank: http://bit.ly/1hAj81P CCTV captures the moment Paul Walker's car burst into flames: http://bit.ly/INfDHe Nigella Lawson admits taking cocaine: http://bit.ly/1gGsd6f Should a chimpanzee be considered a person? The legal battle: http://bit.ly/1eM1TGB Shocking video of police brutality in Ukraine: http://bit.ly/1bd3Xqt Amazon wants to use drones to deliver parcels: http://bit.ly/18zKYsv Thailand violence: Sierge warfare on the streets on Bangkok: http://bit.ly/IFG69p Bitcoins hard drive worth £4m accidentally thrown away: http://bit.ly/1hoOLeQ Check out Truthloader, the new home of citizen journalism on YouTube. Subscribe now at http://bit.ly/tldrsub See 2013's Most Watched Videos: http://bit.ly/14iM9r5 See our Biggest Videos of All Time: http://bit.ly/11GI36D See 2012's Most Watched Videos: http://bit.ly/18R1boW

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President Obama's Selfie, One-Way to Mars - Monologue Part 1

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Duration: 5:14
Updated: 12 Dec 2013

Jimmy Fallon's monologue from Wednesday, December 11. Part 1 of 2. Subscribe NOW to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: http://full.sc/IcjtXJ Watch Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Weeknights 12:35/11:35c Get more Jimmy Fallon: Follow Jimmy: http://Twitter.com/JimmyFallon Like Jimmy: https://Facebook.com/JimmyFallon Get more Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: http://LateNightWithJimmyFallon.com/ Follow Late Night: http://Twitter.com/LateNightJimmy Like Late Night: https://Facebook.com/LateNightWithJimmyFallon Late Night Tumblr: http://LateNightJimmy.tumblr.com/ Full Episodes: http://full.sc/LgPtX0 Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://full.sc/MtLxIM Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Tumblr: http://nbctv.tumblr.com/ NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC/posts President Obama's Selfie, One-Way to Mars - Monologue Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/user/latenight

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Mandela memorial service: President Obama's moving tribute to Nelson Mandela

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Updated: 10 Dec 2013

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2013 Walmart holiday hours: Christmas hours for Walmart, Target, Toys R Us, more

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24 Dec 2013

If you need to do last-minute Christmas shopping, check the list below for Walmart holiday hours and Christmas Eve closing times; Target holiday hours; Toys R Us closing time and information on the store closing times at other popular retailers nationwide. (Store hours list below). With just hours to go before Santa arrives, shoppers are hoping to score a last-minute bargain on Dec. 24, 2013 ... Order by 2 p.m ... at most stores) ... - 6 p.m. KMart....(size: 2.3Kb)

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Tupelo Shooting: Officer Killed With AK-47 Assault Rifle

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25 Dec 2013

A passer-by, Kenny Steen, heard a racket coming from a pawn store in Tupelo. “We heard some, just a real, ‘burr, burr’ real fast, so we came out and there was cop cars coming they stopped right here in the street,” he said. He said he witnessed the moment the officer was shot ... “The law enforcement is leaving no stone unturned ... ....(size: 1.8Kb)

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Kim tells N Korean army to ready for combat

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25 Dec 2013

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has warned war could break out "without any prior notice" and urged his military to bolster its combat readiness, state media reported ... South Korean President Park Geun-Hye called for "watertight security readiness" during her trip on Tuesday to a frontline guard post, as she described the situation over the border as "ominous" ... 372 Source .. Al Jazeera and agencies. ....(size: 2.5Kb)

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Session of Council of Regions takes place under chairmanship of President (President of Ukraine)

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26 Dec 2013

President of Ukraine) Current events ... Press office of President Viktor Yanukovych. The session of the Council of Regions takes place under the chairmanship of the President ... It was the year of challenges," the President said....(size: 1.2Kb)

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President stands for immediate lowering of gas price for consumers (President of Ukraine)

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26 Dec 2013

President of Ukraine) Current events ... Press office of President Viktor Yanukovych. The President instructed the Cabinet of Ministers to make respective decisions on gradual lowering of gas price for consumers....(size: 1.2Kb)

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President: All budget social programs must be fulfilled by end of year (President of Ukraine)

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President: 2014 will become year of combating corruption (President of Ukraine)

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26 Dec 2013

President of Ukraine) Current events ... Press office of President Viktor Yanukovych ... It was stated by the President at the meeting of the Council of Regions ... The President emphasized that drastic legislative measures would be taken regarding the corrupt officials in law enforcement and regulatory authorities....(size: 1.3Kb)

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President Sleiman attends Christmas Mass in Bkerke. (Presidency of the Republic of Lebanon)

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26 Dec 2013

Presidency of the Republic of Lebanon). President Sleiman attends Christmas Mass in Bkerke ... President Sleiman said, after a meeting behind closed doors with the Maronite Patriarch in Bkerke, that the date of March 25 is a red line, before which the issue of forming a government should be decided. President Sleiman clarified that no relationship ......(size: 1.9Kb)

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President: Drastic personnel decisions will be made soon (President of Ukraine)

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President: Wage arrears must be eliminated by end of year (President of Ukraine)

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26 Dec 2013

(Source. President of Ukraine) Current events ... Press office of President Viktor Yanukovych. The President instructs the Government to solve the problem of wage arrears by the end of the year ... This noodl was issued by President of Ukraine and was initially posted at www.president.gov.ua....(size: 1.4Kb)

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PRESIDENT TO VISIT UTTAR PRADESH AND MAHARASHTRA FROM DECEMBER 27 TO 28, 2013 [Read More] (The President of India)

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26 Dec 2013

The President of India). PRESIDENT TO VISIT UTTAR PRADESH AND MAHARASHTRA FROM DECEMBER 27 TO 28, 2013 ... The President of India, Shri Pranab Mukherjee will undertake a two day visit to Uttar Pradesh and Maharashtra from December 27 to 28, 2013. In Uttar Pradesh, the President will inaugurate the 37th Indian ......(size: 1.6Kb)

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President: Main task of government is to prevent disturbance (President of Ukraine)

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26 Dec 2013

(Source. President of Ukraine) Current events ... Press office of President Viktor Yanukovych ... It was stated by the President at the meeting of the Council of Regions ... According to the President, one of the key problems is violation of human rights and freedoms as well as corruption ... This noodl was issued by President of Ukraine and was initially posted at www.president.gov.ua....(size: 1.8Kb)

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President: Next year must become year of further qualitative changes in social sphere (President of Ukraine)

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26 Dec 2013

(Source. President of Ukraine) Current events ... Press office of President Viktor Yanukovych ... It was stated by the President at the meeting of the Council of Regions ... In 2009, average salary was 1906 UAH; in 2013 it is 3181 UAH," the President emphasized ... This noodl was issued by President of Ukraine and was initially posted at www.president.gov.ua....(size: 1.7Kb)

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President: Rate of fulfilling Program of Intensification of Economic Development for 2013-2014 is unsatisfactory (President of Ukraine)

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26 Dec 2013

President of Ukraine) Current events ... Press office of President Viktor Yanukovych ... It was stated by the President at the meeting of the Council of Regions ... According to the President, it is necessary to thoroughly analyze the implementation of the Program focusing on the creation of conditions for the acceleration of structural reforms....(size: 1.9Kb)

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President: Ukraine continues dialogue with EU on Association Agreement focusing on national interests (President of Ukraine)

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26 Dec 2013

President of Ukraine) Current events ... Press office of President Viktor Yanukovych. The President emphasized the necessity of cooperation between the Government and the Parliament on the elaboration of the Association Agreement between the EU and Ukraine that would meet the national interests ... I am confident that after certain period of misunderstanding our European partners will meet halfway with us," the President emphasized....(size: 2.2Kb)

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President: Arrangements with Russia enable innovational upgrade of Ukrainian economy (President of Ukraine)

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President of Ukraine) Current events ... Press office of President Viktor Yanukovych ... It was stated by the President at the meeting of the Council of Regions ... The President explained that the "acceleration" of negotiations with Russia had been caused by significant complication of bilateral trade-economic relations ... That's why we had to accelerate our negotiations with Russia," the President noted....(size: 2.3Kb)

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Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
President - Lil' Wayne
President - Wyclef Jean
President - Big D & The Kids Table
President - Mika
President - Iamx
President - Dan Bern
President - Young Casper
You're Gonna Like It - President
President - Sharko

Top Lil' Wayne, President

And who i be? Weezy Baby, and honey please, say the baby,
And I got em on they knees, saying baby,
Im a goodfella, they bout to make me
But I been made ho, I been paid ho,
I spent 2000 dollas on these shades ho'
I'm red hot, I'm ice cold
I got enough cheese, keep me out that mice hole
I got nice hoes, I got bad bitches
Yea, Daddy's rich I got their bitches
Hey where we from, new orleans
Hurricanes pussy poppa's murder scenes
And what we drink? (drank)
That lean (lean)
Cuz that liquor get a nigga ass beat (get bout him!)
And what we smoke? That piffy (you know)
Presidential shit, bill clinton (you know)
Black phantom (huh), windows tinted (i love it)
Presidential shit, monica lewinsky
Back for the M*tha F*ckn title its your idle,
Get money 'til I die, got my hand on the bible
I'm a scrap what I'm writing wit a hand full of rifle
If ya man feelin Eifel, Imma make his ass leeeeaaan
Yeeah, 60 grand cut the lights on, 40 grand for the floor cut the mic on
Thats right ho, Hawaiian punch sprite so purple wit the 'tuss
Bitch I'm on that leaaaan,
Yeah, and I'm on that green
Won a championship I'm still on that team
Yeah, and I'm ya woman's dream,
And If ya feelin' cold man Imma blow that steam (PFFFF)
Hah, and I'm so damn clean
These leaves cost a stack, that's throw back jeans
You wouldn't know that you don't roll like me
We in the building everything cool until i scream (yeah)
Hey where we from, new orleans
Hurricanes pussy poppa's murder scenes
And what we drink? (drank)
That lean (lean)
Cuz that liquor get a nigga ass beat (get bout him!)
And what we smoke? That piffy (you know)
Presidential shit, bill clinton (you know)
Black phantom (huh), windows tinted (i love it)
Presidential shit, monica lewinsky
Ridin' in the caddy mo'
Blowin like sachmo
I'm highly strapped low
Baby go from what ya know
Tinteds turn pictures change new photo different frame
Money up, champagne, still posin', same game
Cash money still, do it for the money
Gotta black car, grey car, gas car, green car
Backyard theme park, front yard car show
I'm somewhere in the house
And it's like where's waldo?
Ten bricks straight powder air cargo
Weezy F. straight hustlin' no barcode
You don't know what my heart holds, straight fuel
Take ya bitch from the club make her ass a mule
Put some weight on her back make her ass move
She give daddy money back that's a fast move
40 G's one chain, that's a man jewels
45 for the Jag dude
Hey where we from, new orleans
Hurricanes pussy poppa's murder scenes
And what we drink? (drank)
That lean (lean)
Cuz that liquor get a nigga ass beat (get bout him!)
And what we smoke? That piffy (you know)
Presidential shit, bill clinton (you know)
Black phantom (huh), windows tinted (i love it)
Presidential shit, monica lewinsky
Uh, smooth out my mansion to my whip
I leave the bullshit inside wit my bitch
I move the heavy ass gun from my hip
Then I sit the same heavy ass strap on my lap
I'm steady as crack wit the strap
I'm heavy as da-white but Dwayne not fat
I'm right like Betty and the fetti is the facts
The Birdman Junior holla back where ya stack
I'm just tryin' to let my hair back
And chill where they got some air at, Ya hear dat?
Champagne clear liquor put that beer back
Got work so cheap it's on Sears racks
Holla at me on the low I take care of that
And feds buy mixtapes yeah I'm aware of that
But this here is the suffix you scared of dat
When you get shot you know where ya at

Top Wyclef Jean, President

Yeah,
Election times coming.
Who you going to vote for
C'yeah
[Chorus:]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
Then go back to work on Monday.
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
[Verse 1:]
Instead of spending billions on the war,I can use that money, so I could feed the poor.Cause,I know some so poor,when it rains thats when they shower. Screaming 'Fight the Power'.That's when the war should devour.
[Chorus:]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
Then go back to work on Monday.
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
[Verse 2:]
I know some soldiers they sleeping,but they can't dreaming, wake up with screaming,sounds abit succeading. So take this metal of honor for your bravery. I wish you the best kid, for you and your family.
[chorus:]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
Then go back to work on Monday.
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
[Verse 3:]
BUT THE RADIO WON'T PLAY THIS,
THEY CALL IT REBEL MUSIC.HOW CAN YOU REFUSE IT, CHILDREN OF MOSES? Tell the children the truth,the truth,its not all the bling thats diamond.Tell them the truth, the truth, Most of y'al are cuban smoking. Tell them the truth the truth yeah, Your soul is worth more then diamonds.
If I was president all blacks would have reparation, no segagation I would lead the nation,We would all hold hands, very week on the beach party by the sand.Word up. Take trips to ait force one don't need the shoe air force ones. Better schools in the hood better teachers for the making money, be paying them taxes. Finding fair sciencetist to come upwith an answer,I want a cure for aids and cancer But I got to watch my back sniper's on the hill with it still,Waiting to jf kill.
[Chorus:]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, Assasinated on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
Then go back to work on Monday.
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
If I was president...(If you were president)
I feel the rain coming let me play my guitar for them right now.
If you were president...
If you were president...
Refugees
If you were president...
If you were president...
If you were president...
If you were president.

Top Big D & The Kids Table, President

good morning mr. president
yes, i've seen you on tv
i'm excited you're gunna change (change) my life yea, what you say sounds good to me
[chorus]
hey hey president
yeah you president
you're full yeah, you're full of shit, yeah, shit, yeah, yeah you're full of shit
what the hell are you doing in there?
nah, not another speach for me
your neutral voice, and cold robotic stare
man, you don't care about anything
[chorus]
guilty, guilty
government says, don't do drugs
makes the laws then arrests us all
but all day long, the words are you see,
we are an expense
its not them, its me
[chrous]
already slaves, got us locked real tight
10 hours a day, too tired to fight
you got us buying, better money and drink
ah man, no time to think

Top Mika, President

Would you vote, if I asked you to vote
Join my party, and never look back
Would you debate, if you saw me debating
Would you get me delegates, tonight?
Would you nominate me, at a caucus
Or in the polls? Oh please tell me this
Now would you die, if someone loses their mind
To save the man you love
I can be your president, baby
I will veto my way to your heart
I will pledge for better health care
So please don't give your vote away
Would you swear to attend party conventions?
Or would you lie and support somebody else?
How is my hair? My opponent's stare?
I don't care I'm elected, tonight
I can be your president, baby
I will veto my way to your heart
I will pledge for better health care
So please don't give your vote away
Oh, I just wanna wave at you
You can watch me on tv
How is my hair? My opponent's stare?
I don't care I'm inaugurated, tonight
I can be your president, baby
I will veto my way to your heart
I will pledge for better health care
So please don't give your vote away
I can be your president, baby
(I can be your president babyyyy)
I will veto my way to your heart
I will pledge for better health care
So please don't give your vote away
So please don't give your vote away

Top Iamx, President

They pull our strings, the animals
They blind, they breed the hate
Under their wing we?re scientists
We swallow what they fake
For all you lonely boys
I will be president
In all you sons of men
I can be accident
Most fall in line, they do the dance
And salute the safest thing
Bought with their lives, cry and socialize
And throw all the beauty away
For all you lonely boys
I will be president
In all you sons of men

Top Dan Bern, President

Raised up my hand & said I solemnly swear
One January day
And just like that I was the President
Of the USA
Just like that I was the President
Of the USA
There were limos, bands & speeches
And parties to go to
I said all that will have to wait
There's just so much to do
Them parties will have to wait
There's so much to do
My first day I offered statehood
To Cuba and Mexico
Cuba-1 state, Mexico-6
All or nothing that's how it goes
No more border patrols & human smuggling
and we'll deal with our own neighborhood
And a few more stars and some green in the flag
Seems like it might be good
And maybe Israel and Palestine
Will follow our lead and just combine
And then become Israelstine, who knows?
Anyway that's my first day
Second day I told Detroit
Start makin' cars that don't use gas
And I give everybody a big rebate
And they started sellin' fast
We'll stop burning up the air we breathe
And making the planet boil
And we won't have to kiss the ass
Of whoever's got the oil
Since before Hoover, the farmers have got
The short end of the stick
With the help of our Cuban brothers
We'll be Communistic
(Collective farms!)
Capitalism is a fine thing
If it works, then great, OK
But if not, gotta try something else
That's what I did on my 3rd day
My 4th day all of our troops came home
From all around the Earth
Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran
More trouble than they're worth
I was tempted to say I'm sorry
We'll rebuild you with money and men
But I just said, "You're on your own
"And don't fuck with us again"
My 5th day I changed the army
So it's all of us or none
We'll all tie knots, and walk through mud
Pitch tents and fire a gun
With just a few of us as warriors
And the rest of us gone soft
Martians could come and zap us
Ain't gonna happen on my watch
Day 6 I swore no prisoners more
Would face their death inside
Thou Shalt Not Kill applies to us all
Too many mistakes, besides
Day 6 I swore no prisoner more
Would ever face his death
At least until my jury hears
The Crimes of President Bush
Day 7 was hot, I legalized pot
And none of this decriminalizing crap
Let it grow in glory, end of story
Then I burned one and took a nap
Hemp will help the farmers
We'll grow hemp everywhere
One acre of hemp's like 10 acres of trees
And hemp grows back next year
My 8th day I made health care
Cover everyone
If you get sick, see a doctor
That's how my government's run
And by the way, abortion
Is included in this plan
No one tells a girl how to treat her body
Least of all some man
My 9th day I said sorry
This government is no fool
Ain't gonna pay you extra to send your kid
To some weird-ass wacko school
We'll do our best to make our schools
Best anyplace on earth
If they ain't good enough, think about it
Before you go give birth
My 10th day I made it OK
To marry whoever you
Would be willing to ride with
On a bicycle built for 2
Marry a woman, marry a man
Marry a monkey too
Marry a big old rhino
And visit 'em at the zoo
And that was my first 10 days
My first 2 working weeks
Lots of work for the bureaucrats
And the paper-pushing geeks
After that we needed
Some time to just have fun
So we added some new holidays
The next week, one by one
Monday was National Nude Day
Everyone disrobed
Tuesday was National Stoned Day
Everyone got stoned
Wednesday was National Painting Day
Thursday no television
Friday was tennis, John McEnroe helped
From his Cabinet position
Saturday, Sex With Impunity Day
With no repercussions
Sunday, do it all-Nude, Stoned, Painting, no TV,
Tennis, Sex-Enjoy!!
Just be ready for work on Monday
And mister, no discussion
My Cabinet, as previously mentioned
Includes John McEnroe
And Wavy Gravy and Michael Franti
And Ani Difranco
Muhammad Ali, Madonna
Maya Angelou, Bratt Pitt
And Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton
And we'll watch 'em both go at it
And then I'll get that Stephen Hawking
Make him a citizen and stuff
He's the smartest guy in the world
England's had him long enough
I'll tell him you can be the head of whatever you want
Just bring your thinking cap
And I'll give him an office in Hollywood
With all those ramps and crap
I raised up my hand and said I solemnly swear
One January day
And just like that I was the President
Of the USA
Just like that
Just like that
Just like that I was the President

Top Young Casper, President

Young Casper:I'm a president I'm a master
were only teens but look what we
mastered I'm running the country
cause I learn faster you ain't Getting
anywhere cause your a procrastinator Jay
is the vice president where the boyfriends
you want with benefits The white house is
our new residents but Asbury will always be
my first home
Chorus:Were presidents so intelligent and grateful
haterz stay hateful But I'll stay fateful
Jay:We are presidents with benefits,intelligent,
and swagger You suckas are lagers
We bad but not braggers The world is mine
so it's my time to shine (get in line)
We wanna be gonna be's actually right nows
Every town is mine now
Young Casper:Casper be the name running
the country is my game
I ain't allergic to the
fame Especially since everybody
knows my name I came,saw,and won
it I do this for the fun of it
I get paid for it cause I was
made for it

Top President, You're Gonna Like It

A went to a party on the beach
round half past nine
I was reeling and dealing
But I still got left behind
By the time I found out what was wrong
I was home again
I opened up my eyes
When she turned on the light
Because I thought I’d never make it
Through the night
The first thing program sounded rather new
Home again
She said you’re gonna like it
And I’m sure about the next time
Yes you’re gonna like it
And let my mind take you away
I know I’m gonna like it
Yes I’m gonna like it
And let your mind take me away
I pushed my luck again
As I pushed her aside
Because I knew that I was heading
For a sleepless night
After all the slamming of the door
Home again
She said you’re gonna like it
And I’m sure about the next time
Yes you’re gonna like it
And let my mind take you away
I know I’m gonna like it
Yes I’m gonna like it
And let your mind take me away
Home again
She said you’re gonna like it
And I’m sure about the next time
Yes you’re gonna like it
And let my mind take you away
Hey I’m gonna like it
I’m looking forward to the next time
Yes I’m gonna like it
And let your mind take me away

Top Sharko, President

Pam and Jackie (Patsy) say it is
The young and lonely kid in Belgium is a ghost
It's alright...
Ex-President of the United States
He forgets it by noon
He tries to forget his only only ex- ex-wife
Then follows it too soon
He tries to forget his only lack of life
Ex-President of the United States
Of America I fear
His only courage is to stand in the middle of, the middle of, the middle of