• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• The Rumor Weed Song - W's
• The Devil Is Bad - W's
• Pup - W's
• Open Minded - W's
• Moses - W's
• King Of Polyester - W's
• Jason E - W's
• Hui - W's
• Frank - W's
• Flower Tattoo - W's
• Alarm Clock - W's
• J.p. - W's
• Dexter - W's

Have you heard of the one about Alfred?
A dangerous robot I'm told.
He's got lasers for eyes and a microchip brain
And his skin is terribly cold
We've heard the one about Alfred
It's strange, amazing, untrue
But now that we've heard about Alfred
We'd like to hear more about you
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
A tiny little story is all I need to make a big mess, so what is a rumor?
It starts a story, maybe its true, maybe not
But once you repeat it, it's hard to defeat
It now look at the mess that you've got
Alfred's a robot, everyone knows
The story is all over town
Us rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow
Just like a big weed in the ground
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
A tiny little story is all I need to make a big mess
Don't start rumors, don't start rumors.
(No, no)
Words can hurt, they spread like a tumor
So play it safe and don't start a rumor
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
I'm a rumor weed
(He's a rumor weed)
A tiny little story is all I need
To make a big mess
A tiny little story is all I need

Verse 1
She was walking in the garden one day,
when a snake slithered round her feet.
Follow me right over to this tree and
I'll give you something good to eat.
I don't know are you sure,
I don't think it is right
It doesn't matter just open your mouth
and take a tasty bite.
She said to him I think its sin
but boy does it look ripe.
He said to her just take my word
and I promise that you'll see the light.
Chorus: Why don't you just get out of here*,
cause I don't want to see your face around here no more.
Why don't you just get out of here*
cause this is now and that was before.
cause you are the devil and the devil is bad,
you are the devil and the devil is bad,
you are the devil and the devil is bad,
you are the devil and you are bad.
Verse 2
The tempter met him in the desert one day
are you the some of God,
turn these stones into wholesome bread
and make your hunger stop.
Even though his hunger had grown real strong,
he turned and simply replied
man does not live on bread alone but on the word of God.
Turn from him and worship me
and the kingdoms of the world are yours
away from me with your evil ways
cause I worship and I serve only God.
Chorus
Reapeat Verse 1
Chorus

Followed you home one night after work.
Saw you go inside and watch Captain Kirk.
Ten o' clock rolled around the lights went out that's when I decided to roam
about.
I want to see your house from the inside I want to feel it like it's mine all
mine.
I dreamt about you every night and day.
That's why I want you to come out and play.
I crawled through your window because your door was locked the floor was
creaking as I walked.
Strolled through your kitchen and into your den. That's where I found my old
friend.
I got some food and put it in his dish. He started to growl cause it smelled
like fish.
I want to see your house from the inside I want to feel it like it's mine all
mine.
I dreamt about you every night and day.
That's why I want you to come out and play.
Saw some lights outside the door. Guys in uniforms and a whole lot more.
One guy jumped me and wrestled me down the next thing I knew I was being
hauled downtown.
I couldn't figure out why they locked me up when all I wanted to do was feed
your pup.
I want to see your house from the inside I want to feel it like it's mine all
mine.
I dreamt about you every night and day.
That's why I want you to come out and play.

Opened minded is your middle name you took us in with a blink of an eye.
Dancing fancy can't you tell me why you had your sudden change of mind.
Spoke a word or two about my God then we were not the people we were before.
Put your label on us we suck now, a couple of words have changed our sound.
I said...
Hey--I thought you'd be better.
Ho--I guess I misunderstood.
Hey--Your so very openminded, your so very openminded.
Then there's you, you fortunate few,
with your minds made up and the best point of view.
With opportunity oh what you'd change, what you'd do to make it your way.
The looks keep coming as you walk on by,
you think the way we do it is a compromise.
Question 1, 2, and 3. One too many for me.
I said...
Hey--I thought you'd be better.
Ho--I guess I misunderstood.
Hey--Your so very openminded, your so very openminded.

Every once and a while I start to contemplate...
how a person like me could be used by the great God.
Then I look to those who lived before me,
in their imperfections they showed Gods glory.
Moses and the burning bush everybody knows
that he was always doubting what God could do.
Gideon could never understand how God could use, an itty bitty man like me.
(repeat)
How can God ever use me. I'm just a nobody.
He sees everything about me.
What can He see in me. What can he see in me. What can he see in me.
Peter said at one time I will not fall away even if the consequence of death
is what I pay.
Before the rooster crows you will deny me three times saying I do not know
this man he is no friend of mine.
Paul stood by as Stephen died and gave his support. Even when the rocks were
thrown he showed no remorse.
Beat down till he was dead. Paul, what a wretched man I am.
How can God ever use me. I'm just a nobody.
He sees everything about me.
What can He see in me. What can He see in me. What can He see in me.

Pulled up as he parked the car then he took his little feet and walked right
up to the door.
Went inside looking slick as snot with his smile so suave that the women all
dropped.
Bag in hand with his hammer inside it.
Shoes so shiny with his Cuban cigar lit...
down two steps and to the right.
Lucky ten was his number tonight.
Stepped on up with an arrow in sight.
From the middle 1, 2, 3 to the right
out for the handshake, up for the call,
watch and see those rednecks fall.
Who is he? King of Polyester.
Who is he? King of Polyester.
Who is he? King of Polyester.
What does he do?
One after another he watched them fall,
his mighty hook was way to much for them all
the people to cheered as they swept them away he turned around and said well
what can I say
half way there with no sweat in sight he swung once again and knocked with all
of his might
7, 8, 9 without a problem the room grew silent as he came upon ten.
Stepped on up with an arrow in sight.
From the middle 1, 2, 3 to the right
out for the handshake, up for the call,
watch and see those rednecks fall.
Who is he? King of Polyester.
Who is he? King of Polyester.
Who is he? King of Polyester.
What does he do?
Two down with one to go.
If he gets the last one it will quite a show.
His arm swung forward as he let it go.
The air was shattered by the force of the throw down the alley with his
perfect hook.
He hit them so hard the whole room shook people cheered as they hit the
ground.
Their ears were deafened by the crushing sound.
Waved to the people as he picked up his bag grabbed his cigar and his black
silk rag.
Up two steps and to the right, out the door be back tomorrow tonight.
Who is he? King of Polyester.
Who is he? King of Polyester.
Who is he? King of Polyester.
What does he do?

Jason E strutting on by the presby. The way you walk, you slur your talk, can
you tell me.
How could you choose the road you did, the walls behind you which you hid.
Who do you blame, who should take the fall, not me.
Is it a situation can you really get out.
Have your goals in life left you ripped off.
Without a reason, without a direction.
Void of motivation, leaves many in hesitation
to lend a helping hand or even a firm place to stand.
Jason E how would it be to see what you see.
A new day, unsuspecting prey, can you help me.
Decision one leads to another.
Zero impact on your future or so it seems then there go your dreams, what now.
Is it a situation can you really get out.
Have your goals in life left you ripped off.
Without a reason, without a direction.
Void of motivation, leaves many in hesitation
to lend a helping hand or even a firm place to stand.

Came from Arizona with a twin finned board, thought he ride the waves.
Five hundred bucks from a surfing contest, he headed off to the North Shore.
Messed with the Hui and they took his stuff the waves weren't going his way.
Met a guy named turtle and he took him in boy that's when he had it made.
Don't mess with the Hui,
they're not the types you want to mess with.
Don't mess with the Hui,
or else your going to get your butts kicked.
Met a local girl boy was she fine, you rode across the beach.
You're just a barney surfer from across the way, to howlies she's out of
reach.
Met a soul surfer who shaped long boards, taught you how to ride the waves.
You're just a little kook but you picked it up fast and now you're more than
okay.
Don't mess with the Hui,
they're not the types you want to mess with.
Don't mess with the Hui,
or else your going to get your butts kicked.
Entered into a surfing tournament to see just how good you could be.
Made it to the finals and were doing good when a bad man pulled your leash.
You didn't narc and it was for the best for Vince gave you the sign.
Left the North Shore with your new long board and would be back to surf one
day.
You messed with the Hui, and everythings a-okay.
You messed with the Hui and would be back to surf one day...
and would be back to surf one day.

Frank was a contractor, who got up every morning.
Skinn'n cats and fix'n cars, his day was far from boring.
Souped up Ford, V-8 289, running down those punks was always on his mind.
Frank was a contractor. Is he after you?
Frank was a contractor. Is he after you?
Ford was wired for nitro. Canister sat in the back.
Ten inch slicks, ratchet shift, smoke, rubber layed in his tracks.
Frank didn't like us, just wanted to have some fun.
So we played our music, and he put us on the run.
Frank was a contractor. Is he after you?
Frank was a contractor. Is he after you?
Frank started the beast. Smoke spewed from the trunk.
Oil sprayed from the hood, that can of nitro junk.
The car swelled then exploded, flying across the street.
Frank slowly stepped out, staggering to his feet.
Frank was a contractor. Is he after you?
Frank was a contractor. Is he after you?
So our story ends, with the psycho contractor guy.
Moral of the story is "if Franks around, turn the music down, or you better
learn how to run fast." Frank was a contractor. Is he after you?

Do you want to go for a walk you can hold my hand we can laugh and talk.
You can lead the way, which way you want to go,
tell me all the things you I really, really want to know.
Hair is gold and her eyes are blue
I'm in love with a girl with a flower tattoo
and if I wrote the perfect song you know I'd name it after you.
t-shirt, sneakers, some faded blue jeans, pocket in the back ripped from the
seams.
Doesn't really care what she hears or sees,
what they think about her what they think about me.
Hair is gold and her eyes are blue
I'm in love with a girl with a flower tattoo
and if I wrote the perfect song you know I'd name it after you.
Do you want to go for a walk you can hold my hand we can laugh and talk.
You can lead the way, which way you want to go,
tell me all the things you I really, really want to know.
Hair is gold and her eyes are blue
I'm in love with a girl with a flower tattoo
and if I wrote the perfect song you know I'd name it after you.

Woke up this morning to the sound of an alram clock ringing in my ear.
I rubbed my eyes glanced at my clock
hit my roommate James in the head with a sock.
Rolled out of bed got to my feet and started a new week.
It's an average day and nothing really stands out,
I'm just skating on the same route.
I'm feeling fine, I've got nothing to complain about.
I'm on my way it's just an average day.
On my way to my art history class i saved 5 people from drowning in a lake.
When i got home I got a call from a man we all call the president.
He wanted advice, I told him I can't help I'm busy.
It's an average day and nothing really stands out,
I'm just skating on the same route.
I'm feeling fine, I've got nothing to complain about.
I'm on my way it's just an average day.
I turned on the television to see what's on
but to my surprise the lottery was on T.V.
It was 4 6 36 25 and 3.
I had won 5 or 6 mil, well isn't that neat.
It's an average day and nothing really stands out,
I'm just skating on the same route.
I'm feeling fine, I've got nothing to complain about.
I'm on my way it's just an average day.
I turned off the T.V. and went to bed
after all tomorrow is a big day,
not an average day.
It's an average day and nothing really stands out,
I'm just skating on the same route.
I'm feeling fine, I've got nothing to complain about.
I'm on my way it's just an average day.

Hey, hey you, looks like you've got lots of time. Staying up real late, sleeping all day. Look at you playing your video games. Drinking slurpees outside the Circle K, and skating your life away.
(chorus) Hey, hey you, why don't you just grow up? Hey, hey you, why don't you just grow up?
The real world is passing you by, just you wait and see. High School is over now, soon you will be old and crusty like me.
(chorus)
This is not some job flipping nasty burgers at the local drive through. Sitting around all day dreaming of the W's. Becoming famous rock stars, I'll be working 9 to 5 jealous of you, yeah jealous of you.

Dexter was this little town my family used to live in
All my kin lived real close and everyone had an opinion
Grandma and gramps lived up the street, right next to the walnut tree
Grandpa died of Parkinsons in 1983
Riding on the gocart at my next door neighbor's house
I couldn't tell the brake peddle from the cavities in his mouth
Ran right over his dog and cat as the wheels left the ground
I didn't know a tree could make such a resonating sound
Trips in the ambulance like rides at the county fair
Needles, shots, and setting bones anyone can bare
Hospitals smell real good, and HBO is free
Dexter town is simple people, just like you and me
Thanksgiving was a Roosters house on a cold holiday
I was voting turkey, but we had chicken anyway
Never thought that I'd get sick but the bird had its reasoning
Nothing I'd say quite like "Good ol' salmanella poisoning"
Trips in the ambulance like rides at the county fair
Needles, shots, and setting bones anyone can bare
Hospitals smell real good, and HBO is free
Dexter town is simple people, just like you and me
The Jenkins were some strange folks who lived on down the street
Mobile homes and pickup trucks, they were all some kind of freaks
Jimmy, he could fix a car but he couldn't read a book
High school taught him noth'n that an old 350 V-8 wouldn't
Trips in the ambulance like rides at the county fair
Needles, shots, and setting bones anyone can bare
Hospitals smell real good, and HBO is free