Weekend at Bernie's II (1993)

Actors: Steven Jay Rubin (miscellaneous crew), Adam Shankman (miscellaneous crew), Jeff Coopwood (miscellaneous crew), Novella Nelson (actress), Tom Wright (actor), Benita Brazier (miscellaneous crew), Don Carmody (producer), Lyle Howry (actor), Gary Dourdan (actor), Barry Bostwick (actor), Terry Kiser (actor), Andrew McCarthy (actor), Jonathan Silverman (actor), C. Ransom Walrod (miscellaneous crew), Samantha Phillips (actress),

Plot: After their adventure at Bernie's weekend house (events of "Weekend At Bernie's") accountants/programmers oafish Larry and up-tight Richard return to New York only to be blamed by the insurance company they all worked for Bernie's theft of two million dollars and fired. Larry and Richard investigate and discover that the money is somewhere in St Thomas in the Virgin Islands. Meanwhile the Cartel Bernie was stealing the money for hires a Voodoo Queen to help them find the money. She tells Henry and Charles to steal Bernie's body and raise it from the dead to lead them to the money. Unfortunately Henry and Charles goofed and Bernie can only move when he hears music. Richard, Larry and Bernie all go to St Thomas to find the money with the aid of Claudia only to be followed by Hummel, a company security officer, who believes that Larry and Richard stole the money as well as Henry and Charles. Who will get to the money first?...

Keywords: animated-credits, box-office-flop, character-name-in-title, chase, conga, corpse, dancing-corpse, fraud, island, necrophilia
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Larry and Richard are back, and this time... they're not fooling around! Bernie's back... and he's still dead! You don't have to stop partying just because you've stopped breathing

Quotes:

Richard Parker: Stealing shoes off a dead man. Oh, we're going to hell.

Larry Wilson: I was not the one who was out CONGA-DANCING all night, huh!

[Watching Charles and Henry stealing Bernie]::Richard Parker: What kind of idiots would steal a dead body?::Larry Wilson: We did!

Larry Wilson: Swim with the fishes, you zombie bastard!

Richard Parker: Why would you need to guard a dead man stuck in a two foot refrigerator?

Richard Parker: [in the morgue, panicked] Lar. Lar. Lar. Lar. La... L...::Larry Wilson: What?::Richard Parker: I'm gonna have a heartattack now, I think I'm gonna sit down thanks...

[Charles is searching the porn theater for the escaped chicken, and comes across a movie patron with a chicken in his lap and tries to take it]::Movie Patron: What are you doing?::Charles: Oh, I lost the chicken.::Movie Patron: No, no, no. This chicken's with me.

Richard Parker: [after finding Bernie with a girl on the beach] I see... And where did you and Bernie meet?::Brenda: In the conga-line.::Richard Parker: In the conga-line?::Brenda: He's an excellent dancer.

Larry Wilson: [Larry pulls Richard from the sea water and helps lay him on the sand] . Richie breathe. [Richard awakens and spits water in Larry's face] Richie you spit on me!::Richard Parker: [dazed] I feel so much better.

Claudia's Dad: [examining the unconscious Mobu after being struck by the flailing limbs of Bernie] She suffered a concussion. She'll be out for hours.::Richard Parker: Oh. I'm dead. The sun is setting. Just let me lay down and throw some dirt on me.::Larry Wilson: Wait! She can't be out! We brought the money to her! She's gotta help Richie and remove the curse!::Claudia's Dad: She can't do anything like this.::Larry Wilson: Oh. Claudia! Weren't you telling me that there was a way to reverse a curse put on one person by switching the curse to a different person so that the curse was not on the one person but back on the original person?::Claudia: It's possible, but you have to believe in the magic for it to work.::Larry Wilson: In a hypethetical sense, right?::Claudia: Stop joking!::Larry Wilson: [motions to Richard slumped against the house] Look at him! He's dying over here, already! I believe!::Richard Parker: I believe. I believe.::Claudia: Poppa, you can do that kind of magic. I've seen you do it before.::Claudia's Dad: It's possible. But, I need the blood of a virgin.::Claudia: Um...::Richard Parker: Oh. Goodbye.::Claudia's Dad: [Larry puts his hand to his chin, walks around behind Claudia's dad, and with his back to him in embaressment, holds out his finger. Claudia's dad looks at Larry's finger, then up to Larry] You?::Larry Wilson: [Not making eye contact with the Doctor] Just take the blood, Doc. [the doctor pricks Larry's finger, Larry faints]

Lauderdale (1989)

Actors: Janine Lindemulder (actress), Ron Jeremy (actor), Sherrie Rose (actress), Bill Milling (writer), Bill Milling (director), Darrel Guilbeau (actor), Gerald I. Wolff (producer), Sherman 'Big Train' Bergman (actor), Amy Lynn Baxter (actress), Michael J. Carnevale (actor), Bob Gallagher (producer), Gary Sax (actor), Beano (actor), Mark Levine (actor), David Donham (actor),

Plot: "Porky" style teen comedy with plenty of gross out jokes and nudity. A nerd and his out-of-control friend chase a dream girl to a beach on Florida where all the expected carrying on occurs.

Keywords: beach, bikini, female-nudity, florida, fort-lauderdale-florida, independent-film, location-in-title, one-word-title
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Larry Wilson: I need a bottle of Dom Perignon.

Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

Actors: Andrew McCarthy (actor), Ted Kotcheff (director), Scooby Vincent (actress), Ted Kotcheff (actor), Catherine Mary Stewart (actress), Brad Stephens (miscellaneous crew), Jonathan Silverman (actor), George Cheung (actor), Don Calfa (actor), Terry Kiser (actor), Patt Noday (actor), Lou Criscuolo (actor), Louis Giambalvo (actor), Frans J. Afman (miscellaneous crew), Sam Tedesco (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Two young men are trying to make their way in a corporation. One on charm, the other on hard work. When they go to the president (Bernie) with a serious financial error on a printout, he pretends to be thrilled and invites them to his beach house for the weekend. He actually plans on having them killed. Bernie is also fooling around with the girlfriend of his mafia partner. When the partner has Bernie killed, the boys end up having to pretend Bernie is still alive as the frustrated hit man tries time and time again to complete the job.

Keywords: adult-lives-at-home, answering-machine, arrest, bare-chested-male, beach, beach-house, bikini, binoculars, black-comedy, boat
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Bernie Lomax would be the perfect host, except for one small thing. He's dead. [USA Theatrical] Bernie would be the perfect host, except for one small thing . . . he's dead. Now, he's the life of the party. [USA Theatrical] A lively comedy about a guy who isn't. [USA Theatrical] Bernie may be dead, but he's still the life of the party! Bernie Lomax would be the perfect host, except for one small problem: He's dead. The drop dead comedy of the year! Two morons. One corpse. And the plot thickens...

Quotes:

Richard Parker: Well, you're a half hour late.::Larry Wilson: Only half hour? I'm usually forty-five minutes late. I'm early today.

Richard Parker: This is the note. Listen. "Richard Parker and I stole this money from the company to pay for my sex-change operation."::Larry Wilson: What?::Richard Parker: That's what it says.::Larry Wilson: "Now he tells me he loves someone else. I can't live with that, and niether will he." It's got my name written on it!::Richard Parker: Oh God.::Larry Wilson: Son of a bitch. I mean, it's not bad enough that he's trying to kill me. Now he's trying to turn me into a drag queen. Why couldn't he have said you were going to have the operation?::Richard Parker: It doesn't matter, Larry, it doesn't matter.::Larry Wilson: Oh, yes it does matter, Richard, it does matter. I have a reputation to protect here!::Richard Parker: For Christ's sake, Larry! No one is going to have a sex-change operation, huh?::Larry Wilson: Oh yeah. I've gotta call the cops!

Larry Wilson: This is good for me.

Larry Wilson: [Paulie enters the beach house and shoots Bernie] Company...::Richard Parker: I didn't see anything. I was looking at my watch.::Larry Wilson: [closes eyes and waves hands] I'm blind!::Richard Parker: [Paulie, unconvinced, points his gun at Richard and Larry and pulls the trigger - but the chamber is empty] It's not loaded.::Paulie, Vito's Hit Man: That's right. [opens up jacket, revealing another gun] But this ain't!

Gwen Saunders: [whispering] Richard! Richard, there's a man... in his underwear... in your kitchen.::Richard Parker: [whispering] It's ok. He's with me. He's my, um... my butler.::Gwen Saunders: You have a butler?::Richard Parker: Yeah, it's okay, shh... he'll go away.::Jack Parker, Richard's Dad: [walks back from the kitchen, spots Richard and Gwen on the couch] Oh. Oh! I didn't realize you had company. Good evening, young lady.::Richard Parker: That's all right, Monroe. Yes, would you just go lay out my blue pinstripe for the morning?::Jack Parker, Richard's Dad: How about if I lay you out?::Richard Parker: Very well.

Larry Wilson: [holds up Bernie's head] It's just Bernie!

Larry Wilson: I have an idea!::Richard Parker: [shouting] What? What is it?::Larry Wilson: Lomax told whoever he was talking to not to kill us while he's around.::Richard Parker: Yes, but Bernie's dead. He's not around anymore.::Larry Wilson: Yeah. I know that. You know that. Nobody else knows that.

Richard Parker: [at Bernie's beach house] Now you see, Larry? All of this could be yours if you set your goals and work hard.::Larry Wilson: My old man worked hard. All they did was give him more work.

Mugger: Give me all your money and your wallets.::Larry Wilson: Aw, get your ass outta here, it's too hot!

Larry Wilson: What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?

Le Mans (1971)

Actors: Ronald Leigh-Hunt (actor), Angelo Infanti (actor), Siegfried Rauch (actor), John Franco (miscellaneous crew), Steve McQueen (actor), Ferris Webster (editor), Michel Legrand (composer), Luc Merenda (actor), Catherine Kelber (editor), Sidney Ganis (miscellaneous crew), Lee H. Katzin (director), Ralph M. Leo (miscellaneous crew), John Woodcock (editor), Elga Andersen (actress), Jean-Claude Bercq (actor),

Plot: Almost in breadth and depth of a documentary, this movie depicts an auto race during the 70s on the world's hardest endurance course: Le Mans in France. The race goes over 24 hours on 14.5 kilometers of cordoned country road. Every few hours the two drivers per car alternate - but it's still a challenge for concentration and material. In the focus is the duel between the German Stahler in Ferrari 512LM and the American Delaney in Gulf Team Porsche 917. Delaney is under extraordinary pressure, because the year before he caused a severe accident, in which his friend Lisa's husband was killed.

Keywords: accident, applause, automobile, automobile-racing, blonde, car, car-driver, celebration, celebrity, competitor
Genres: Action, Adventure, Sport,
Taglines: Steve McQueen takes you for a drive in the country. The country is France. The drive is at 200 MPH!

Quotes:

Michael Delaney: This isn't just a thousand to one shot. This is a professional bloodsport. And it can happen to you. And then it can happen to you again.

Lisa Belgetti: When people risk their lives, shouldn't it be for something very important?::Michael Delaney: Well, it better be.::Lisa Belgetti: But what is so important about driving faster than anyone else?::Michael Delaney: Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

David Townsend: Michael, I want you to drive flat out. I want Porsche to win Le Mans.

Marriage of Convenience (1960)

Actors: Bernard Gribble (editor), Harry H. Corbett (actor), Russell Waters (actor), Jack Greenwood (producer), Edgar Wallace (writer), Clive Donner (director), Jim O'Connolly (producer), Francis Chagrin (composer), Howard Goorney (actor), Patrick Ludlow (actor), Alexander Archdale (actor), Trevor Reid (actor), John Van Eyssen (actor), Alex Scott (actor), John Cairney (actor),

Genres: Crime,

Flame of Stamboul (1951)

Actors: James Sweeney (editor), Eugene Borden (actor), Peter Brocco (actor), Richard Denning (actor), Dick Elliott (actor), Sumner Getchell (actor), Norman Lloyd (actor), Jack Low (actor), Peter Mamakos (actor), Paul Marion (actor), Nestor Paiva (actor), Nick Thompson (actor), George Zucco (actor), Wallace MacDonald (producer), Daniel B. Ullman (writer),

Plot: A gang of thieves in Istanbul, led by a mastermind criminal known as "The Voice", are planning to steal defense plans important to the protection of the Suez Canal during a peace conference to be held there. Larry Wilson, an American intelligence agent, is sent to the scene of the plot. The plans have been hidden in the jewel box belonging to a wealthy Egyptian attending the conference. As part of the plan, the gang hires Lynette Garay to assume the identity of a dancer known as the "Flame of Stamboul" and get friendly with the son of the Egyptian.

Keywords: american, arab, archive-footage, b-movie, cafe, cairo-egypt, dancer, death, deceit, deception
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Romance, Thriller,

She Learned About Sailors (1934)

Actors: George Marshall (director), Lew Ayres (actor), Russ Clark (actor), Jimmy Conlin (actor), Edward LeSaint (actor), Paul McVey (actor), Frank Mitchell (actor), Charles Sullivan (actor), Alice Faye (actress), John Stone (producer), William M. Conselman (writer), Randall Faye (writer), David Buttolph (composer), Royer (costume designer), Ernie Alexander (actor),

Plot: Shanghai nightclub singer Jean falls in love to a sailor, but after his ship left Shangahai, he is of the oppinion that he cannot support her in the States, so he writes her in a letter, that he will not see her again, but two practical jokers intercept it and write another with an opposite content. Jean comes to the states, but her sailor doesn't aknowledge her, but the two don't give up trying to bring Jean and sailor back together.

Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Huddle (1932)

Actors: John Arledge (actor), Henry Armetta (actor), James Bush (actor), James Donlan (actor), Rockliffe Fellowes (actor), Charley Grapewin (actor), Ralph Graves (actor), Ben Hendricks Jr. (actor), Fred Kelsey (actor), Tom Kennedy (actor), Carlyle Moore Jr. (actor), Edmund Mortimer (actor), David Newell (actor), Ramon Novarro (actor), Frank Albertson (actor),

Plot: Tony, the son of Italian immigrants, works in a smoky steel mill in Gary, Indiana. He wins a company scholarship which will enable him to attend Yale college. Over the four years of his college career he learns about football, love, and class prejudice.

Keywords: american-football, appendicitis, based-on-novel, brawl, brother-sister-relationship, class-distinction, college, culture-clash, dance, dartmouth-college
Genres: Drama, Romance,