Nine-Tenths of the Law (2011)

Actors

• Marc Fajardo (actor)
• Evan A. Baker (writer)
• Jus Riddick (actor)
• Evan A. Baker (editor)
• Evan A. Baker (producer)
• David Daskal (actor)
• Justin Bloch (producer)
• Justin Bloch (director)
• Brooks Smith (writer)
• Brooks Smith (producer)
• Dante Swain (actor)
• Aza Allen (actor)
• Keisha Tucker (actress)
• Grace Lee (actress)
• Julia Ruiz (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Quotes:

Father Corbin: Do you understand forever?::Kokabiel: Do I understand forever? I've been ripping humans' heads off and defecating down their throats since eons before your ancestors began sprouting genitals!

Abraxis: Skip the genetalia and defecation and start at the beginning.::Kokabiel: In the beginning, there was swirling chaos and the piping of formless servitors!::Abraxis: Of the Jennifer North matter!

Jenny North: And you are?::Susan: Susan, the site supervisor.::Jenny North: Oh, from all those meetings! I didn't recognize you in natural light.

Nick: So the whole park project has become?::Joe: Urban stimulation project.::Nick: Sounds more like urban depressant. It's the zoning equivalent of mixing uppers and downers.::Joe: Hell yes. Taxpayer money feeding one crazy municipal... drug metaphor.

Joe: For the record, that's when we knew that something was wrong.::Jenny North: For the record, your mother sucks cocks in hell! Your mother is in heaven. Unfortunately, angels have no genetalia, so... she's kind of bored.

Father Corbin: As corporate priest, this matter fell under my purview.

Jenny North: I will gargle your sex organs for this! Gargle them in a fashion most excruciating! Ever had you sex organs gargled by a horse demon?::Joe: Is that a threat or a promise?

Jenny North: I cannot tell a lie! I'm the fucking George Washington of Hell, bitch!

Jenny North: You quote the treaty of Ghent at me, human? I, who command twenty legions of Hell.

Moscow: Orobos has knowingly shanghaied a corporate asset, body and soul.::Jenny North: Habeas corpus, bitch.

Moscowin Kaveri (2010)

Actors

• Anthony (editor)
• Rohini (actress)
• Santhanam (actor)
• Thaman S. (composer)
• Samantha Ruth Prabhu (actress)
• D. Ramesh Babu (producer)
• Rahul Ravindran (actor)
• S. Ravi Varman (director)
• Seeman (actor)
• Manigandan (actor)
• Harshvardhan (actor)

Genres

• Romance

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Moscow - Blitz
• Moscow - Graham Situation

The men eat babies and the boys love Elton - in Moscow
The girls are innocent and the mothers stab lovers - in Moscow
The tanks roll in and the people want more
My father was sure that my mother was a whore - in Moscow
Oh oh in Moscow
Lenin was a lover and the dogs eat each other - in Moscow
A meal ticket's a win and a laugh is a sin - in Moscow
The gutters sing and the radios bad
The sun never shines and the people are sad - in Moscow

I put my coat on inside out
So you won't see me while I hide
From all those things that lurks outside,
The pouring rain inside my mind
I wish you'd stay here by my side
Although this pounding pain I've been assigned
For these four years I've spent behind,
This inner beast I have designed
The only thing that turned me blind,
The only one I was denied
And by the time we reached Moscow
My love for this had disinclined,
With all those things that slipped my mind
You oughta know when you've gone blind
I want you here right by my side
To cease this pounding pain I've been assigned
For these six years I've spent behind,
The faces I won't recognize
The only one that turned me blind