Archery (2012)

Actors

• Houston Settle (actor)
• Gavin Fields (actor)
• Gavin Fields (editor)
• Gavin Fields (writer)
• Gavin Fields (director)
• Anna Donnell (actress)
• Jade Genga (actor)
• Michael Ewing (actor)
• Logan Little (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Short

Our Family Wedding (2010)

Actors

• Forest Whitaker (actor)
• Noel Gugliemi (actor)
• Lupe Ontiveros (actress)
• Sy Richardson (actor)
• Caroline Aaron (actress)
• Alejandro Patino (actor)
• Regina King (actress)
• Anna Maria Horsford (actress)
• David Michie (miscellaneous crew)
• André Devantier (miscellaneous crew)
• Charles Q. Murphy (actor)
• America Ferrera (actress)
• Taye Diggs (actor)
• Castulo Guerra (actor)
• Hope Hanafin (costume designer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

To have and to hold... 'Til dads do us part.

Never Again (2001)

Actors

• Michael McKean (actor)
• Jeffrey Tambor (actor)
• Bill Duke (actor)
• Sandy Duncan (actress)
• Caroline Aaron (actress)
• Jill Clayburgh (actress)
• Peter Dinklage (actor)
• Eric Schaeffer (writer)
• Eric Schaeffer (producer)
• Eric Schaeffer (director)
• Terence Michael (producer)
• Bill Weeden (actor)
• Zachary Kahn (miscellaneous crew)
• Zachary Kahn (miscellaneous crew)
• Ebon Moss-Bachrach (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

Some people will try anything... even falling in love.
A mature love story for immature people.

Quotes:

Grace: You're the one who told me to have sex!::Elaine: Sex like a normal person! Not like a porn star!

A Modern Affair (1995)

Actors

• Stanley Tucci (actor)
• Robert Joy (actor)
• Caroline Aaron (actress)
• Lisa Eichhorn (actress)
• Tammy Grimes (actress)
• Wesley Addy (actor)
• Jan Hammer (composer)
• Bruce Roberts (miscellaneous crew)
• Robert LuPone (actor)
• J. Smith-Cameron (actress)
• Cynthia Martells (actress)
• Suzanne Pillsbury (editor)
• Bethann Schebece (miscellaneous crew)
• Marc L. Bailin (producer)
• John McCann (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Taglines:

They met, fell in love, and had a baby. (Not necessarily in that order.)

Seduce Me: Pamela Principle 2 (1994)

Actors

• James Avalon (editor)
• Edward Holzman (director)
• Frank Pesce (actor)
• Sarah Bellomo (actress)
• Shauna O'Brien (actress)
• Daniel Anderson (actor)
• Monica Ochoa (miscellaneous crew)
• Walter Gernert (producer)
• Bobby Johnston (actor)
• Andrew W. Garroni (producer)
• Elizabeth Jett (costume designer)
• Gerard Maguire (writer)
• John Michael Herndon (actor)
• Billy A. Fox (miscellaneous crew)
• India Allen (actress)

Genres

• Drama

Taglines:

He photographed private fantasies ... this was his.

Bloodfist III: Forced to Fight (1992)

Actors

• Roger Corman (producer)
• Mike Elliott (producer)
• Richard Roundtree (actor)
• Don 'The Dragon' Wilson (miscellaneous crew)
• Don 'The Dragon' Wilson (actor)
• Rob Kerchner (miscellaneous crew)
• Rick Dean (actor)
• Andre Rosey Brown (actor)
• Nigel Holton (composer)
• Eric Lee (miscellaneous crew)
• Brad Blaisdell (actor)
• Catherine Cyran (producer)
• Tony DiBenedetto (actor)
• Richard Paul (actor)
• Jonathan Winfrey (producer)

Genres

• Action

Quotes:

[explaining why he was sent to prison]::Jimmy Boland: They didn't like the color of my skin.

Wheelhead: I got leadership qualities and I look like a towel head.

Samuel Stark: I never met a nigger, Clint - I don't know what a nigger looks like

Samuel Stark: Let the Brother Supreme show us all how it's done.

Samuel Stark: You're so involved with your own hate, you'd rather die than see it go.

McQ (1974)

Actors

• Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew)
• John Wayne (actor)
• June Foray (miscellaneous crew)
• Elmer Bernstein (composer)
• Eddie Albert (actor)
• Chuck Roberson (actor)
• William H. Ziegler (editor)
• William Bryant (actor)
• Robert L. Levy (miscellaneous crew)
• Clu Gulager (actor)
• Colleen Dewhurst (actress)
• David Huddleston (actor)
• Julie Adams (actress)
• John Franco (miscellaneous crew)
• John Sturges (director)

Genres

• Action
• Crime
• Drama

Taglines:

The cop no one can stop. Even the cops. [DVD]
Wayne on wheels!
McQ-he's a busted cop, his gun is unlicensed, his methods are unlawful and his story is incredible!

Quotes:

[McQ's Pontiac has just been sandwiched and smashed between two semi trucks in an alley. The cops arrive and find McQ in the wreckage]::Police Officer: How bad are you hurt?::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: "How the hell do I know? Get some foam on this thing! I'm up to my ass in gas!", should read, "... I'm up to my butt in gas!"

Det. Lt. Lon McQ: [looking at the body of Toms, whom he has just shot. Sarcastically] Franklin Toms; a Servant of the People.

Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Elaine, I need $5000.::Elaine: I hope it's for a woman.

Myra: You're a bear. I don't like bears.

Det. Lt. Lon McQ: [on the phone] Rosie, it's me; I need... [Rosie hangs up]::Pinky: All your snitches'll dry up on you now 'cause they know you can't deal any more.::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: We'll see about that.

Manny Santiago: [speaking on a pay phone in the men's room] So, one less detective to worry about.::[McQ grabs him from behind and puts him in a headlock]::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Yeah, one less detective to worry about! I got a message from Patty Samuels! He's sorry he blew it on McQ but he rang it up with Boyle!

Kosterman: Lon, I know you. I'm not gonna stand for you making up your own rules. You're not going to pull that Mickey Peters thing again!::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Peters was a hood and everybody knew it!::Kosterman: Yeah, and you weren't satisfied with throwing him up on the roof! You had to go up there and throw him back down! Six months in the hospital! Four lawyers screaming about his civil rights!::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Well, it kept him off the streets, didn't it?

[McQ witnesses a robbery in which the crooks get away in a green and yellow laundry van. McQ chases the van in his Pontiac Firebird, roaring through back alleys and crowded civilian streets, and up the Interstate highway. He finally forces the van off the road, only to find that he has pulled over an empty, identical green and yellow laundry van from the same company]::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Who are you working for?::Laundry Delivery Man: [horrified] I... I work for the laundry!::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Well, why'd you blast through those stop signs?::Laundry Delivery Man: Well, the way you were chasing me, I thought you were some kind of... *nut!*

[McQ has just test-fired a MAC-10 submachine gun, and is putting it inside his leather bag. Jack, the gun shop owner reacts to this]::Jack: You're not going to take it, are you?::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Just say it's a loan.::Jack: Lon, it's not licensed!::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: Jack, neither am I.

Police Officer: What's going on here?::Det. Lt. Lon McQ: [after punching a radical who insulted him] Bumped his knee on a chair.

TNT Jackson (1974)

Actors

• Roger Corman (producer)
• Max Alvarado (actor)
• Chiquito (actor)
• Cirio H. Santiago (producer)
• Cirio H. Santiago (director)
• Dick Miller (writer)
• Joonee Gamboa (actor)
• Tito Sotto (composer)
• Leo Martinez (actor)
• Ken Metcalfe (actor)
• Joe Mari Avellana (actor)
• Ken Metcalfe (writer)
• Gervacio Santos (editor)
• Stan Shaw (actor)
• Imelda Ilanan (actress)

Genres

• Action
• Drama

Taglines:

Spine Shattering - Bone Blasting
She'll put you in traction.
She's A One Mama Massacre Squad!

Quotes:

[first lines]::Stag Jackson: Hey, brother, how you doin'?

Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: Look, lady, or whoever you are, I accepted a ride from you to Joe's Haven. And that's all you need to know about me.::Elaine: Bitch.

Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: They call me T.N.T.

Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: Listen, honey, and you get it straight. I'm not in your league. I work standing up, not on my back.::Elaine: Really? How amusing. I've never really tried it that way.

Elaine: Do you think she knows that you're in the heroin business?

Sid: The black chick might come in handy.

Ming: I believe the black woman might have some knowledge of this.

Charlie: I want to form a squad of the finest fighters in the city.::Ming: This is agreeable to me.

Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: Did you ever hear of a thing called spying?::Joe: Hear of it? I invented it.

Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: It wouldn't be murder. More like self-defense. It's obvious she could lose some weight.

One Life to Live (1968)

Actors

• Wayne Fitzgerald (miscellaneous crew)
• Sammy Davis Jr. (actor)
• Lee Holdridge (composer)
• Laurence Fishburne (actor)
• Mario Van Peebles (actor)
• Robert Vaughn (actor)
• Vincent Pastore (actor)
• Fisher Stevens (actor)
• Wallace Shawn (actor)
• Jeff Fahey (actor)
• Blair Underwood (actor)
• Bryan Cranston (actor)
• Kabir Bedi (actor)
• Tom Berenger (actor)
• Tom Berenger (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Quotes:

Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord Callison Santi Vickers Hayes Laurence #3: David, could you please, please leave us alone? Thank you.::David Vickers: By all means.::Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord Callison Santi Vickers Hayes Laurence #3: And, David dear, would you close the doors behind you?::David Vickers: Yeah, not your butler.::Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord Callison Santi Vickers Hayes Laurence #3: Right.

Dr. Dorian Cramer Lord Callison Santi Vickers Hayes Laurence #3: I've got to meet the Chief of Staff of the hospital. He wants to talk to me about a position there. You know what this means?::David Vickers: Free tetanus shots?

Joey: I'm really sorry about your father Jen.::Jen: Uh. Look if you came here to pray, I'm not interested.

Natalie: Everything's going to be fine, guys. Just - just do what he says.::Flash: How can you be so calm?::Natalie: I don't know if I am calm, okay? I just - I've been through worse.::Flash: Yeah? Like what?::Natalie: Oh, like being strapped to a table and your grandfather ready to cut your heart out.::Flash: Oh. Yeah, you got me beat, then. Never mind.

Antonio: What would you call that, Jessica?::Jessica: Doing what I have to do. Mitch has hurt my family in every way possible and I want to make sure that not only does he pay, that he never hurts my family again.::Antonio: Oh yeah? Well, not tonight you're not.

Natalie: I don't know, something twisted. I mean, this whole place is twisted. It's like some twisted shrine of him and mother. What'd you do down here, gramps? Count your money and stare at yourself while groping at your daughter? Bastard!

Jessica: Do you know what an evil, lying tramp Shawna is?::Rex: Yeah. That's why I like her.

Marcie: All my life, Al, nobody has even been attracted to me.::Al: Well, listen, those days are over, Marcie.

[Viki and Dorian imagine themselves as each other. In Viki's dream of her life as Dorian, Kelly and Blair end up in a catfight and Starr interrupts the melee]::Starr: My anaconda's eating Jack! What do I do?

[In Dorian's dream of her life as Viki, Kevin inquires about his "mummy's" life]::Kevin: Mother, what brings you here?::Dorian-as-Viki: I've lost my beloved Llanfair... again.::Kevin: Again? What happened? Was it fire? Did Mitch Laurence come back from the dead? Did Victor Lord come back from the dead? Did someone come back from the dead?

White Slaves of Chinatown (1964)

Actors

• Gigi Darlene (actress)
• George Weiss (actor)
• George Weiss (producer)
• Joseph P. Mawra (director)
• Joseph P. Mawra (writer)
• Joel Holt (actor)
• Audrey Campbell (actress)
• Marlene Eck (actress)
• Rickey Bell (actress)
• Veronica Bellach (actress)
• Jimmy Lyons (actor)
• Joe Nelson (editor)
• Amy Eden (actress)
• Mitzi Meer (actress)
• Marlaina Abbie (actress)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama

Taglines:

Girls Brainwashed Into a Life of Sordid Degradation and Vice

Elaine Filmography

• Pot Luck
  1937, role: actress
• Silly Night
  1937, role: actress , character name: Dancer

Elaine Filmography

• Milking Mamas
  2002, role: actress

Elaine Filmography

• Titanic Tits 1
  1984, role: actress

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Elaine - ABBA
• Elaine - Pat Travers
• Elaine - Young Knives
• Elaine - Flower Kings

You hate, you scream, you swear
And still you never reach him
You curse, you try to scare
But you can never teach him
It's a dead end street
They tie your hands and tie your feet
And the street is narrow
A nowhere lane
A nowhere train for Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
You know they're gonna get you
You try to break away
But they will never let you
It's a dead end street
They tie your hands and tie your feet
And the street is narrow
A nowhere lane
A nowhere train for Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
You're like a goldfish in a bowl
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
They have your mind, they'll take your soul
You come, you stay, you go
It really doesn't matter
You've done it all before
By now they'll know the pattern
It's a dead end street
They tie your hands and tie your feet
And the street is narrow
A nowhere lane
A nowhere train for Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
You're like a goldfish in a bowl
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
They have your mind, they'll take your soul
Now that you're gone, you know they're gonna get you
Now that you're gone, you know they'll never let you
It's a dead end street
They tie your hands and tie your feet
And the street is narrow
A nowhere lane
A nowhere train for Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
You're like a goldfish in a bowl
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine
They have your mind, they'll take your soul
Now that you're gone, you know they're gonna get you

A little story about one man's pain,
a mean old woman named Elaine.....
I give her lovin and in return....
she gives me back a nasty burn......
Elaine, you've taken me out of your game...
Elaine, you've taken me out of your game....
she spit her venom in my eye.....
mean old woman, make me cry.......
I never know just where I stand...
yeah she dig my fool and bite my hand....
Elaine...you've taken me out of your game..
Elaine... you've taken me out of your game...
Elaine....you taken me out of your game.......
she's got a sister named rena
she's a sweeter girl in every way....
I love to hear her sister say...
that me and her could run away.....
Elaine...you've taken me out of your game...
Elaine...you've taken me out of your game...

Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Hello,
Please don't see my faults and make me go,
I was only trying to be nice,
Only, only, only trying to be as sweet as spice.
Excuse this rude awakening, it's my weakness can't you see?
Let's charter a day cruiser and get married out at sea.
I'll try to keep it simple so that you can understand,
The moon is in the porthole where the water meets the land.
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Hello,
Please don't see my faults and make me go,
I was only trying to be nice,
(be nice, show you I love you,)
Only, only, only trying to be as sweet as spice.
Like a spider you consume me, and I'm caught up in your web,
Now is the time to say you're mine, I'm dangling by a thread,
I'm always optimistic but I think you've gone too far,
I may have overstated just how great I think you are.
Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Hello,
Please don't see my faults and make me go,
I was only trying to be nice,
Only, only, only trying to be as sweet as spice.

Here she comes again, smiling like a horse
God he was asleep on that day she was born
Riding her bike with the sun in her eyes
finding her way in a world that still smiles
Here she comes again, dancin like clown
God he went astray on the day she arrived
she's stumbling ashore, like a pig in a pond
Ready to fly, ready to die
The world is a cruel affair
if you don't dance to a common beat
People are cruel Elaine, if you don't fit the bill
The world is so cold out there
if you dance to a different beat
people are scared, believe me Elaine
Here she comes again, dressing like a clown
God she's different, puts a smile on your face
Here she comes again, smiling like a horse
God he was asleep on that day she was born
Riding her bike with the sun in her eyes
finding her way in a world that still smiles
The world is a cruel affair
if you don't dance to a common beat
People are cruel Elaine, if you don't fit the bill
The world is so cold out there
if you dance to a different beat
but, people are scared, believe me Elaine
They say it's the inside that matters
now that's a lie, what a lie