Things Come Apart (2005)
Actors
Plot
Milicent Amourless, secretary, romantic dreamer, and unwitting guinea pig in a giant corporate experiment, has the most unusual day of her life as Olivier Du Sexe, suave seducer, swoops into her world... Will she find true love, or be a casualty of corporate greed?
Keywords: cross-dressing, farce
Genres
The Pacifier (2005)
Actors
Plot
The film is the story of an undercover agent who, after failing to protect an important government scientist, learns the man's family is in danger. In an effort to redeem himself, he agrees to take care of the man's children only to discover that child care is his toughest mission yet.
Keywords: action-hero, asian, baby, babysitter, bald-man, beating, beer, beer-drinking, bodyguard, bound-and-gagged
Genres
Taglines:
Welcome to the infantry.
This Navy S.E.A.L. Meets His Match.
Prepare for bottle.
Prepare for bottle. Prepare for battle.
Quotes:
[from trailer]::Shane Wolfe: [to the kids he's watching] I'm never gonna be able to remember your names so you're Red One, Red Two, Red Three, Red Baby.
[from trailer]::Shane Wolfe: [while changing the baby's diaper] Ewwww, Red Baby!
[from trailer]::Seth Plummer: We're all gonna die.
Lulu Plummer: Do you know Kung Fu?::Shane Wolfe: Yes.::Lulu Plummer: Have you ever hit a guy so hard his head came off?::Shane Wolfe: No.::Lulu Plummer: Why are your boobs so big?::Shane Wolfe: [shocked] They are not... boobs.::Lulu Plummer: Do you have to wear a bra?::Shane Wolfe: What?::Lulu Plummer: Will mine be as big as yours one day?::Shane Wolfe: Isn't it about time you go nappy-poo in beddy-bye land?::Lulu Plummer: Do I look like I'm five?::Shane Wolfe: What did I say?::Lulu Plummer: Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you.
Lulu Plummer: [as her Firefly troops see Shane in nothing but a towel] I told you he had boobs.
Shane Wolfe: [after Seth has gone to his room] Where's the older male? There were five.::Helga: [fearfully] He walks like Dracula, silent as the dead.::Zoe Plummer: He's in his room.
Julie Plummer: [after hitting Mrs. Chen and knocking her unconscious] She was never really a good neighbor.
Shane Wolfe: Mrs. Plummer, I will personally make sure your kids are...::[Gary the Duck bites him in the ear]::Shane Wolfe: Oh, my God!::Julie Plummer: [puts Gary down] Sorry, that's Gary. He was Howard's.::Shane Wolfe: He bit me!::Julie Plummer: I know. He thinks he's a guard dog.
Lulu Plummer: I think you're cute!::Shane Wolfe: [awkwardly] Thank you.
Shane Wolfe: Think of it as a Bradley Assault Vehicle.::Seth Plummer: Yeah, especially with Zoe driving.