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Christmas not for you? Here's an alternative

AN ALUMINIUM pole, the airing of grievances and the feats of strength. Welcome to the hilarious world of Festivus, an alternative to Christmas.

Miss Fisher's festive final fling?

Miss Fisher's festive final...
Could a Christmas special be the last we see of that feisty Miss Fisher? Essie Davis spills the beans to ANDREW FENTON

Talk show host This IS the funniest video of 2013

This IS the funniest video of 2013
A MONKEY in a snow suit, a scared boss and a terrible news anchor were among the nominees for this year's funniest video.

Duck Dynasty 'Anti-gay' Duck Dynasty star suspended

TV-Duck Dynasty
DUCK Dynasty's Phil Robertson is off the hit reality series indefinitely after anti-gay comments. But Republican politicians have defended the star.

The most random Christmas video you'll ever see

The most random Christmas video you'l...
SAMUEL L. Jackson, Tobey Maguire and Arcade Fire all feature in the latest hilarious episode of Between Two Ferns.

TV Three minutes: Taylor Henderson

Three minutes: Taylor Henderson
The X Factor runner-up, Taylor Henderson talks about his post-TV success and how having a second Irish TV judge in his corner finally changed his luck.

Guess which star smells like this?

Guess which star smells like this?
WE'D expect this glamorous star to smell good, but not this good. Cookies. Specifically chocolate chip. With pecans. We smell a fragrance deal in the oven.

What to binge watch on your holiday break

breaking bad
HOLIDAYS are the perfect time to catch up on all those awesome TV shows you missed during the year. Here are the shows you should be watching these hols.

United States Obama jealous of House of Cards

House of Cards Kevin Spacey
US Presdient Barack Obama admits he wishes Washington was as "ruthlessly efficient" as it is in Kevin Spacey's hit TV show House of Cards.

2013 TV hot or not list

2013 TV hot or not list
DAVID Campbell and Sonia Kruger had a standout year on TV. Switched On's Holly Byrnes looks at who sizzled, and who fizzled, in 2013.

Campbell shares his love of Xmas

Campbell shares his love of Xmas
Musician and Mornings co-host David Campbell is ready to spread some festive cheer this Christmas as he teams up with Lisa Wilkinson to host this year's Carols by Candelight

Awkward on air moment 'Let's get the f*** outta here'

'Let's get the f**...
THIS news anchor is certainly giving Ron Burgundy a run for his money, dropping the F-bomb at the end of his newscast. Too bad the microphone was still hot.

The Big Ask with David Walliams

The Big Ask with David Walliams
DAVID Walliams: comedian, actor, writer, charity worker, award-winning children's book author, megastar.

Bombshell Homeland finale shocks

Homeland’s third season has copped it but it all went wrong in season two when Brody sent that text message to Nazir from
WARNING: Spoiler Alert. Last night's season finale of Homeland was a bombshell episode that will change the series forever. So how did fans react?

United States Critics slam 60 Minutes' NSA 'puff piece'

John Miller and 60 Minutes
US 60 Minutes has been slammed on social media for a so-called "puff piece" on the NSA which was reported by a former national security officer.

Dead Family Guy character is alive

Dead Family Guy character is alive
SPOILER ALERT: In some sort of Christmas miracle, a television tragedy has been averted and one of Family Guy's most beloved characters given a second shot at life.

TV The rich kids who'll make you mad

The rich kids who'll make ...
THEY are the obscenely rich kids who are happy to flash their wealthy lifestyle across Instagram, and now these brats also get their own television program.

Why Survivor is the best reality show ever made

Why Survivor is the best reality show ever made
THIRTEEN years. Twenty-seven seasons. Seven Primetime Emmy Awards. Survivor has outwitted, outplayed and outlasted its reality rivals. Here's why it's stuck around for so long.

ABC aims for younger viewers

ABC aims for younger viewers
A THIRD series of Miss Fisher is 'under consideration' but not a certainty as ABC tries to attract a younger audience.

Television Castle set to rewrite TV rule book

Castle set to rewrite TV rule book
WILL Castle's Richard and Kate go the way of Moonlighting's David and Maddie? The ratings say they won't, and Stana Katic couldn't be happier.

Names Meet the kids: Tyrion and Khaleesi

Meet the kids: Tyrion and Khaleesi
FORGET your Jessicas and your Jakes. Parents are turning to TV shows like Game of Thrones for inspiration when it comes to naming their children.

When Schmidt cries Prince to guest star on 'New Girl'

Prince music in concert
PRINCE is set to star as himself on an episode of hit comedy New Girl, the music legend's favourite show.

On-air Bec says yes to Tony this time

Bec says yes to Tony this time
CHRISTMAS comes early for Tony Jones with Rebecca Judd finally accepting his on-air BBQ invite, after initially saying no.

TV host says Jesus, Santa are white

TV host says Jesus, Santa are white
A FOX News host has sparked controversy after she defiantly stated on-air that Jesus and Santa Claus are both white.

Ten axes Before the Game

Ten axes Before the Game
CHANNEL 10 has axed AFL Before the Game, which has a committed band of followers and only one possible lifeline.

Television Rebecca Judd smacks down newsreader on live TV

Rebecca Judd smacks down newsreader on live TV
POOR Tony Jones. The Channel Nine newsreader was just trying to make light conversation. But weather presenter Rebecca Judd wasn't in the mood for banter or BBQs.

Christmas, New Year's survival guide

Christmas Rush at Chadstone Shopping Centre.

CLOSURES and altered timetables will mean it's not business as usual for services over the Christmas and New Year period.

Branson to boycott anti-gay Uganda

Sir Richard Branson

RICHARD Branson has urged companies to boycott Uganda over a draconian anti-homosexuality bill passed by its parliament last week.

V8 Classics Boxing Day Enduro

V8 Classics Boxing Day Enduro

CRICKET isn't your thing? Yacht racing doesn't float your boat? SPEED have got the answer for your Boxing Day blues.

Rocker reunited with homeless ex- bandmember

Rocker reunited with homeless ex- bandmember

A TV reporter interviewed a homeless man in the US who said he used to be in Carlos Santana's band. What happened next was truly heartwarming.

AFL

Staff payouts cost Dees, Saints

Staff payouts cost Dees, Saints

MELBOURNE'S purge of senior staff cost the club more than $1.8 million, with the Dees racking up $3.1 million in losses.

Family want Xmas with 'brain dead' girl

Tonsillectomy-Brain Dead Girl

A FAMILY whose daughter is brain dead is hoping to celebrate Christmas with her after her breathing machine was ordered to stay connected.