Tinea Cruris (2010)

Actors

• Pongtawee Srilasuk (producer)
• Pongtawee Srilasuk (director)
• Pongtawee Srilasuk (editor)
• Nanthapricha Lapbunrueng (actor)
• Sirapop Watanasirikomol (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Ching lui cha goon (2001)

Actors

• Jing Wong (actor)
• King-Tan Yuen (actress)
• Tat-Ming Cheung (actor)
• Carina Lau (actress)
• Jerry Lamb (actor)
• Tony Ho (actor)
• Eason Chan (actor)
• Chi Yeung Wong (actor)
• Cheuk-Hon Szeto (writer)
• Joe Tak-Chung Ma (actor)
• Keith Li (producer)
• Aman Chang (director)
• Yuk-Sing Ma (miscellaneous crew)
• San-san Lee (actress)
• Jewel Lee (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

Geschichten aus dem Nachbarhaus (1999)

Actors

• Maria Singer (actress)
• Erni Singerl (actress)
• Thomas Darchinger (actor)
• Josef Thalmeier (actor)
• Erich Hallhuber (actor)
• Gerd Anthoff (actor)
• Peter Weissflog (director)
• Sólveig Arnarsdóttir (actress)
• Willy Purucker (writer)

Genres

L'affaire Dreyfus (1995)

Actors

• Pierre Arditi (actor)
• Georges Wilson (actor)
• François Marthouret (actor)
• Philippe Laudenbach (actor)
• Jan Preucil (actor)
• André Falcon (actor)
• Henri Poirier (actor)
• Bernard-Pierre Donnadieu (actor)
• Laura Morante (actress)
• Louis Arbessier (actor)
• Michel Fortin (actor)
• Jacques Dacqmine (actor)
• Yves Boisset (writer)
• Yves Boisset (actor)
• Yves Boisset (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama

In Sachen Fischer (1973)

Actors

• Walo Lüönd (actor)
• Peter Oehme (actor)
• Jörg Holm (actor)
• Ingold Wildenauer (actor)
• Margrit Winter (actress)
• Hanns Otto Ball (actor)
• Michael Maassen (actor)
• Karl Suter (director)
• Horst Mendroch (actor)
• Peter Siegenthaler (actor)
• Hans Gerd Kuebel (actor)
• Christina Steiner (actress)
• Walter Matthias Diggelmann (writer)
• Daniel Kasztura (actor)
• Thomas Schubiger (actor)

Genres

• Drama

George and Margaret (1940)

Actors

• Irene Handl (actress)
• Brock Williams (writer)
• George King (director)
• Gus McNaughton (actor)
• John Boxer (actor)
• Margaret Yarde (actress)
• Bretton Byrd (composer)
• Noel Howlett (actor)
• Judy Kelly (actress)
• Marie Lohr (actress)
• Rodney Ackland (writer)
• Arthur Macrae (actor)
• Gerald Savory (writer)
• Ann Casson (actress)
• Oliver Wakefield (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Beer Filmography

• Transsexual Jerk Offs 5
  2010, role: actress
• Bareback Lady Boys of Manila 3
  2009, role: actress
• Transsexual Escorts 4
  2009, role: actress
• House of She-Males in Thailand
  2008, role: actress

Beer Filmography

• Salaam Memsaab
  1961, role: actor

Beer, Will Filmography

• Gosford Park
  2001, role: actor , character name: Albert

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• BEER!! - Reel Big Fish
• BEER!! - Toy Dolls
• BEER!! - Mest
• BEER!! - Seether
• BEER!! - Kimya Dawson
• BEER!! - Psychostick
• BEER!! - Denis Leary
• BEER!! - Murphy's Law
• BEER!! - Lee Brice
• BEER!! - Asylum Street Spankers
• BEER!! - Saron Gas
• BEER!! - Spudmonsters
• BEER!! - Itchyworms
• BEER!! - Endless Struggle

She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore,
I say she never cared
And that she never will,
I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
And if i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
And if you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
but I guess you changed her mind.
Well I should have known, it wouldn't be all right,
but I can't live without her
So I won't even try...
And if I get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
And if you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!
And if I get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
she said,
it's okay boy cause you know
we'll be go friends and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
I think I'll have myself a beer
Woohoo etc
yeah yeah yeah

Gimme a B
Gimme an E
Gimme an E
Gimme an R
Oh, my head hurts like a bastard
But I'll do it again
Open up the door and I'll walk right in
Coz when your friends start calling
The beer starts pouring again
And when the beer starts pouring
We all start rolling again
Gimme a B
Gimme an E
Gimme an E
Gimme an R
Oh, my head hurts like a bastard
But I'll do it again
Open up the door and I'll walk right in
Coz when your friends come calling
The beer starts pouring again
And when the music gets pumping
We all get jumping again
Gimme a B
Gimme an E
Gimme an E
Gimme an R
My head hurts like a bastard
But I'll do it again
Open up the door and I'll walk right in
Coz when your friends come calling
The beer starts pouring again
And when the music gets pumping
We all get jumping again
When your friends come calling
The beer starts pouring
The beer starts pouring
We all get rolling
The music starts pumping
And we all get jumping

we're drinking our lives away
I think it was better yesterday
that was when I had a hold on life my goals and my dreams
a straighter mind a straighter way to think you know what I mean
but now it's gone
now it's gone
now it's gone and I want it back
it's motivation that I lack
and the will power that I need
to set me free
it makes my life a little easier
it takes away my daily pains
so what if it makes me think of the bad
that's not the only thing I've had
only on my mind hears my confessions
but i was wrong
i was wrong
and now its gone
and i want it back
its the motivation i lack
and the will power that i need
to set me free
but now it's gone and I want it back
it's motivation that I lack
and the will power that I need
to set me free
to set me free
but now it's gone and I want it back
it's motivation that I lack
and the will power that I need
to set me free
i wanna be free
to set me free

I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
I wish you were not here
With my come in your mouth
I wish you weren't so queer
Your chains still lock me up
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
I wish you were a beer
The thirsty wanna drink
You Wish I wasn't here
You're scared because I think
you wish I wasn't here
Cause I'm your missing link
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
You wish I wasn't here
Cause I can beat you up
I wish you weren't a queer
With my come in your mouth
Since when were you our lord
We're all so very bored
Since when were you our lord

the beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog
and my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
you said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
i said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire
he came home on acid i was holding his shotgun
i was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome
he said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend
i handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
then i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
i got in my mazda and i drove to the mall
i got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits
when i pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit
and the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
and the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
i ate every single one without noticing the mold
you said you're gross my darling, i said no i'm rock and roll
even though i'd never ever been in a band
i got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
and the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared
of burning in hell well i was already there
and the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
and the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train
and the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
we had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill
then i peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
and some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
when i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
you said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64
and the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam
and a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d
and you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out
i tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth
evan dando never planned on telling you the truth
and your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth
you can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife
i guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
he was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
first i cried for him and then i cried for me
haunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be
but the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
and i buried my toes in the hot hot sand
and the silver pink pony kisses me and says
you've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy

I like beer 'cos it is good
I drink beer because I should
if there is a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'cuz the beer it makes me glad
now there's nothign left to say
so lets go drink beer
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
... and Stuff
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
let's go drink some BEER
BEER
when its warm it taste's real crappy
but cold beer will make me happy
when I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
they say beer will make me dumb
it are go good with pizza
now that we have drunk some beer
lets go drive a car
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
....and stuff
Beer is good
Beer is good
Beer is good
let's go drink some BEER
Beer
uh dude.. I think youv'e had enough
...No
lets go drink some beer.
I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk, wheee
I am drunk, drunk as me, I am drunk wheee

Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 99
Drink beer
If I could offer you only one tip for the future
Beer would be it.
The long term benefits of beer have been proven by
scientists
Whereas the rest
advice has no basis more reliable than my own
meandering expierince
I will despense this information now
You are as fat as you imagiane
You really do look like your drivers license picture
Do something about it
No one wants to date a fat pig
If insertiting a 7 inch iced tea spoon down your throat
to induce vomiting is what it takes
Well then so be it
Do 1 thing everyday that makes your mother ashamed
Don't floss
Wayward pieces of parsly and beef in your teeth really
don't look that bad
You've already had your turn of living in New York
So leave
You're wasting space
And breathing up all of our oxygen
Go live in Northern California
But leave before you simultaniously die in an
earthquake and a gang related shooting
Sometimes you'll be ahead
Sometimes you'll be behind
Sometimes you'll be on top
Sometimes you'll be on bottom
Smoke ciggarettes with reckless abandon
When your speaking through hole throat
You can always sue the tabbacco company
And say
I did not know it was bad for me
After all
Ill gotten game is what it's all about
Maybe you'll married
Maybe you won't
But most likely you'll end up divorced
With a litter of children
With 8 different mothers
Spending the rest of your life selling rip off Gucci
bags outside court authority
To pay off alimony and child support.
Dont even try to dance
You're a guy for godsake
Not even the electric slide at a wedding
Read GQ magazine and strive to look like the guy on the
cover
Undergo elective reconstructive plastic surgery
including lipo suction and penis enlargement
Make fun of old people
It's fun
And understand that friends will stab you in the back
for price of an extra value meal
And the flame broiled isn't always better
Nevermind

Why don't you drink fucking beer
What's the matter are you queer
No if ands, it's all the same
So why must you play fucking games

Friday, the week was long
can't wait to get my twist-off off
one sip and all the bull shish is gone
um-hmm, Hey, Freddie, I'm already ready
For another down here...beer
Saturday, mown the grass
some people think it's a pain in the back
Me, it's just another way to work up a thirst real fast
It's why I like to do her with a bungee strapped cooler
to my old john deere... beer
I like it ice cold, I take it with a lime,
Canadian, Mexican, Heineken, American, they're all friends of mine
I like it in a mug, in a bottle, in a cup, I like it with a shot
mmm! it hits the spot...Beer.
Sunday, football game, hot dog and a mustard stain, cussin' out the ref
but I guess I can't complain, I've got it made in the shade
Of a 60 inch Sony and my lazy boy chair...Beer
I like it ice cold, I take it with a lime,
Canadian, Mexican, Heineken, American, they're all friends of mine
I like it in a mug, in a bottle, or a cup, I like it with a shot
I like it when I'm fishin' on the lake, I like it when I'm wishing I was fishing on the lake...
Beer...I'll take it anyway I can get...beer, I may have a problem I'll admit it...beer
I ain't never gonna quit it...beer, it tastes good, it tastes too good...beer...
Hey Freddie, I'm already ready for another down here...beer

Speed is a drag it's a big big drag
Set your mind on fire make your organs sag.
Coke is a joke rather take a toke
Than be broken and a chokin' with your brain cells smokin'.
Tripping on acid makes you flacid
DMT too rich for me.
Heroin; aquarium; a nice pine box to bury in.
Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and eat Madonna
With her hair bleached by peroxide
Huffin' on some Nitrous Oxide.
Well I've tried 'em all and I might sound queer
But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer.
Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer.
I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of Niquil.
Ecstacy's okay with me
On airplane glue you sneeze ahchew.
Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck
Nervous wreck, can I call collect?
Nicotine is so obscene
And caffiene only makes me mean.
Huffin spray paint ain't so quaint
It gives you headaches and makes you faint.
Hash is a gas like a blast from the past
But tryin' to hunt it down is a pain in the ass.
Well I tried 'em all and I might sound queer
But my favorite drug is a nice cold beer.
Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer.
*harmonica solo*
*double tempo*
Speed is a drag it's a big big drag
Set your mind on fire make your organs sag.
Coke is a joke rather take a toke
Than be broken and a chokin' with your brain cells smokin'.
Tripping on acid makes you flacid
DMT too rich for me.
Heroin; aquarium; a nice pine box to bury in.
Marijuana makes me wanna eat candy and screw Madonna
With her hair bleached by peroxide
Huffin' on some Nitrous Oxide.
Well I've tried 'em all and I (might sound queer)
But my favorite drug is a (nice cold beer).
Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer.
I get thrills from pills but mostly chills from Robitussin and a bottle of Niquil.
Ecstacy's okay with me
On airplane glue you sneeze ahchew.
Mohawk girl with a needle in her neck
Nervous wreck, can I call collect?
Nicotine is so obscene
And caffiene only makes me mean.
Huffin spray paint ain't so quaint
It gives you headaches and makes you faint.
Hash is a gas like a blast from the past
But tryin' to hunt it down is a pain in the ass.
Well I tried 'em all and I (might sound queer)
But my favorite drug is a (nice cold beer).
Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer.
(We got one!)
Beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, beer beer beer beer, we love beer.
Beer beer beer beer! beer beer beer beer! beer beer beer beer! we love beer!
*everybody solos*
*unintelligable noise*

I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
I wish you were not here
With my come in your mouth
I wish you weren’t so queer
Your chains still lock me up
Since when you were our lord
We’re all so very bored
I wish you were a beer
The thirsty wonna drink
you wish I wasn’t here
You’re scored because
I think you wish I wasn’t here
Cause I’m your missing link
I wish you were a beer
Then I could drink you up
You wish I wasn’t here
Cause I can beat you up
I wish you weren’t a queer

I like Strohs
I like Miller
I like Pabst
I like Heinies
I like Fosters
I like Becks
I like Bud
I like Beer!
Do you know what I’m talking about?
We like beer
Cold beer
Draft beer
Dark beer
Green beer
Bock beer
Warm beer
All beer
In heaven there is no beer
That’s why we drink it down here
The beers are going down good
They’re healthy and you know
We like beer
Cold beer
Draft beer
Dark beer
Green beer
Bock beer
Warm beer
All beer
In heaven there is no beer
That’s why we drink it down here
The beers are going down good
They’re healthy and you know
Beer rules!
Beer rules!
Beer rules!
Beer rules!
Beer rules!
Beer rules!
Beer rules!
Beer rules!
Beer rules!
Beer rules!
Beer rules!
Beer rules!
In heaven there is no beer
That’s why we drink it down here
The beers are going down good
They’re healthy and you know
In heaven there is no beer
That’s why we drink it down here
The beers are going down good
They’re healthy and you know
I like Strohs
I like Miller
I like Pabst
I like Heinies
I like Fosters
I like Becks
I like Bud
I like Beer!

Nais kong magpakalasing
Dahil wala ka na
Nakatingin sa salamin
At nag-iisa
Nakatanim pa rin ang gumamelang
Binalik mo sakin
Nang tayo'y maghiwalay
Ito'y katulad ng damdamin ko
Kahit buhusan mo ng beer ayaw pang mamatay
Giliw, wag mo sanang limutin
Ang mga araw na hindi sana naglaho
Mga anak at bahay nating pinaplano
Lahat ng ito'y nawala
Nung iniwan mo ako
Kaya ngayon
Ibuhos na ang beer
Sa aking lalamunan
Upang malunod na ang puso kong nahihirapan
Bawat patak anong sarap
Ano ba talagang mas gusto ko
Ang beer na 'to o ang pag-ibig mo.
Nais kong magpakasabog
Dahil olats ako
Kahit ano hihithitin
Kahit tambucho
Kukuha ako ng beer at ipapakulo sa kaldero't
Lalanghapin ang usok nito
Lahat ay aking gagawin upang hindi ko na isiping nag-iisa na ako
Ibuhos na ang beer
Sa aking lalamunan
Upang malunod na ang puso kong nahihirapan
Bawat patak anong sarap
Ano ba talagang mas gusto ko
Ang beer na 'to o ang pag-ibig mo.
Giliw, wag mo sanang limutin
Ang mga araw na hindi sana naglaho
Mga anak at bahay nating pinaplano
Lahat ng ito'y nawala
Nung iniwan mo ako
Kaya ngayon
Ibuhos na ang beer
Sa aking lalamunan
Upang malunod na ang puso kong nahihirapan
Bawat patak anong sarap
Ano ba talagang mas gusto ko
Ang beer na 'to...
Ang beer na 'to...

(Beer) Made from malted barley and cereal, grains, and hops
(Beer) We hate liquor especially peach (yeah, ok)......
(Beer) Beers the only thing for me it turns the yellow into clear pee
(Beer) It tastes so smooth going down
But if I drink too much I fall to the ground
Need more Beer
Let's go get some Beer