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Down River (2012)

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Drama

Go We Know Not Where (2011)

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Drama
Short

Last Night (2010)

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Joanna accuses her husband, Michael, of being attracted to his co-worker. Wanting to make-up before he goes on a business trip, she assumes she over-reacted. But when they are both away from each other for one night, Michael ends up testing his loyalty to Joanna and his attraction to Laura. And Joanna tests her honesty to Michael when her ex-boyfriend Alex suddenly appears in New York for the day.

Keywords: boyfriend-girlfriend-reunion, business-trip, cheating, co-worker, condominium, ex-boyfriend, husband-wife-relationship, independent-film, infidelity, kissing

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Temptation can lead anywhere

Quotes:

Truman: But she is married.::Alex Mann: I know.::Truman: No, you don't, you've never been married. Fuck the wows, it's the years you can't undo. You will never be able to take away the years with her husband. And the moment you try, this will be gone. [... ] Be smart, keep it as it is.

Michael Reed: You can be happy and still be tempted.::Laura: I know, but surprised you do.

Joanna Reed: Once you know something like that, you can't unlearn it.

Truman: Do you think you'll tell your husband about tonight?::Joanna Reed: I don't know, tonight's not over yet.

Joanna Reed: What I wouldn't have given to have tired of you.

Joanna Reed: In the middle of most nights, when I can't sleep I still replay you

In the Mix (2010)

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Toast (2010)

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Wolverhampton,1967:- nine year old Nigel Slater loves his mother though she is a hopeless cook, her finest offering being toast whilst he has great culinary aspirations. When she dies of asthma Nigel is left with a distant father but worse is to come when the 'common' Mrs. Joan Potter arrives as the Slaters' cleaner. Nigel fears,rightly,that her aim is to be the next Mrs. Slater and soon he has a new stepmother and is whisked away to the country. Joan is,however,a superb cook but this only makes for rivalry as Nigel,the only boy in his cookery class at secondary school,competes with her to find the way to his father's heart. A weekend job in a pub kitchen introduces Nigel to an older boy,another great cook and gay like himself ,who gives him the confidence and inspiration to leave home after his father's death and head for the hotel kitchens of London.

Keywords: 16-year-old, 17-year-old, 1960s, 9-year-old, apology, apple-pie, apron, baker, baking, baking-a-cake

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The story of a boy's hunger.

Quotes:

Mrs. Potter: I brought you a cup of tea, nice with a cake.::Nigel Slater: I don't want to, I don't have to have it. I don't want you in my life anymore!

High Rise (2009)

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Drama

Ghost Town (2009)

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Reb Halland, who lived in the era of Wild West, has made a deal with the devil to gain immortality along with his gang. Preacher McCready is trying to protect the small town by placing five totems around it in the shape of the pentacle. One day, a collector passes by the town and sees one of the totems pinned to the earth, and he decides to take it. When the man takes the totem out of ground, Halland and his gang arrives and starts killing everyone, then commit ritual suicide. The film moves to the present day when a group of college students, who are driving back home from another city after a debate contest, suddenly find themselves at this town. Soon, they start to be murdered one by one, and it will be up to them to find the secret of the town and destroy Halland and his gang.

Keywords: alcohol, blood-on-wall, broken-down-bus, burned-alive, coffin, gang-of-outlaws, ghost-town, hanging, noose, suffocation

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Breathe (2009)

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Carol Bailey is buckling under the weight of financial pressure, family responsibilities and his own ambition and desires. After endless parties, too many dead end jobs and family arguments, Bailey becomes Self-Destructive. Resorting to violence and severing all ties of friendship and love, Bailey enters a world where his friends are unable to follow. After a self-imposed exile Bailey returns to London to apologise, things have changed. Not everyone is sympathetic to his sudden re-appearance and there are others who will stop at nothing to make Bailey's life a living hell. Faced with a relationship lost amongst affluence and drug fueled parties, Bailey must accept his own limitations and confront the demons of his past.

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Action
Drama

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Suffocate Your Dreams

Dead Noon (2007)

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In this shoot 'em up western horror tale, ancient demons, walking skeletons and cowboy zombies join forces to take the law down in a blaze of hellfire and brimstone. With the powers of hell at his disposal, Frank, a blood-thirsty outlaw from the old west, is resurrected to seek his revenge on the present day town of Weston. As the past collides with the present, Sheriff Logan Kane, his incompetent younger brother, Stuart, and sexy gun shop owner Grace will have to fight a posse of the undead to save the town and rescue Logan's new bride from a fate worse than death.

Keywords: cult, demon, female-nudity, gunfight, montana, shower, skeleton, wyoming, zombie

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We Thought the West was Won

Fedra West (1968)

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Stuart Filmography

Ageless Desire
1999, role: actor

More, Stuart Filmography

Kitten's
1990, role: miscellaneous crew

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#21 MadTV - Stuart meets Santa

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Updated: 19 Aug 2013

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Mad Tv Stuart and the Tooth Fairy

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Updated: 20 Aug 2013

mad tv skit of stuart hilarious.

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Using Siri To Get A Date

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Duration: 3:20
Updated: 23 Oct 2013

Learn magic tricks: http://www.penguinmagic.com/ I always wondered if Siri could help you get a date...I guess she can! Follow me on twitter: http://bit.ly/stuwitter Check out my friends "Can't Stop Won't Stop" http://bit.ly/cswsmusic The song in this video is "Stop, Drop, Roll - Instrumental" and it's from their album "Kitchen Clean" They have given me permission to use it. As crazy as this video may seem, it isn't fake. Haha, we really had no idea who the people were that we were approaching. We just used a little bit of magic to get their phone number :). I am planning on visiting you! I have making plans to travel all around filming videos. Follow me on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram to know where I will be headed next. Facebook: http://on.fb.me/10jkXog Twitter: http://bit.ly/stuwitter Instagram: http://bit.ly/inststu Blog: http://bit.ly/YKeWSO For permission to use this video or other business related stuff, email me here: stuartedgellc@gmail.com. I check it often.

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Stuart and the babysitter

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Updated: 16 Aug 2013

another hilarious video of mad tv's stuart skit.

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Mad Tv- Stuart gets his picture taken.

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Updated: 19 Aug 2013

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Stuart nd the wishing well

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Updated: 09 Aug 2013

Mad Tv. Stuart.

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Magic Proposal Card Trick

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Duration: 2:55
Updated: 04 Sep 2013

Everyone wants a magical proposal...so I helped make it happen. Share your stories with me here: Facebook: http://on.fb.me/10jkXog Twitter: http://bit.ly/stuwitter Be sure and subscribe, cause I've got videos coming out every week in the month of September! They will be some of my best vids :) I already have them filmed, so now it's just a matter of putting them out. Thanks to Miles Mortensen, Cameron Manwarring, Badge Nansa, and Adam Bernier for helping me film this! Let's hang out in between videos! I love keeping you up to date on everything that I'm doing and getting your ideas and feedback. Click on one of the links below: Facebook: http://on.fb.me/10jkXog Twitter: http://bit.ly/stuwitter Instagram: http://bit.ly/inststu Blog: http://bit.ly/YKeWSO I just got a website! Check it out and you can buy some merch if you so desire: http://bit.ly/stushirts For business enquires ONLY, contact me here: stuartedgellc@gmail.com I've always wondered if I should give away how I do my tricks... Some say don't, some say do. I will post a link on my BTS channel http://bit.ly/14ulJjy of how this is done if this video is received well. Thanks!

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Stuart Bloopers

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Updated: 19 Aug 2013

Bloopers and Improv from Stuart on MadTV.

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Stuart at the Therapist MadTV

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Updated: 17 Aug 2013

Staurt at the Therapist. MadTV.

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MADTV: Stuart goes to his dad's

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Updated: 19 Aug 2013

Stuart is supposed to spend the weekend with his dad.

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MADtv - Stuart - Poker Game

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Updated: 19 Aug 2013

Stuart from MADtv disrupts his neighbors poker game. Stuart Larkin.........MICHAEL MCDONALD Harvey Muckenthaler..........PAUL VOGT Keegan (no name)....KEEGAN...

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Mad Tv - Stuart Goes To The Doctor

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Updated: 18 Aug 2013

MadTV's Stuart goes to the doctor.

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Mad TV Stuart Goes Too The Chinese Resteraunt

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Duration: 6:54
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

Stuart makes a huge distubace to customers in a chinese resteraunt, and thinks the chinese are wierd, this is a must see hilarious comedy!

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Mad TV Stuart at Work

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Updated: 08 Aug 2013

Mad TV Stuart at Work.

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Stuart Edge

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Updated: 18 Aug 2013

Magician and YouTube sensation Stuart Edge performs one of his classic card tricks using the power of a kiss. Subscribe NOW to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: ...

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mad tv- stuart-ball

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Updated: 12 Aug 2013

stuart plays ball, pretty funny.

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Stuart:A Life Backward 1/7 Eng Sub

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Updated: 14 Aug 2013

Tom Hardy Benedict Cumberbatch.

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CONSCIOUSNESS - A conversation with Deepak Chopra and Stuart Hameroff

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Updated: 20 Aug 2013

Description: Deepak Chopra and Stuart Hameroff take an in-depth dive into the science of consciousness.* Stuart Hameroff, MD is a physician, Professor of Ane...

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The Stuart Hall Project - (Trailer)

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Updated: 16 Aug 2013

In cinemas 6 September Book Tickets: http://bit.ly/1dcQIXY A John Akomfrah film about revolution, politics, culture and the New Left experience.

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Hobbie Stuart - Big Yellow House

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Updated: 19 Aug 2013

Hello everyone here's a little video I did when I was on holiday in Spain a few weeks ago. I wrote the song sometime last year and I hope u like it. I also hope ur having a good summer. There is a lot more music to come this year Lots of love Hobbie https://twitter.com/HobbieStuart https://www.facebook.com/HobbieStuartMusic Video by my bro @alexronwells LYRICS I'm thinking about that yellow house where we started life remember when we got faded out of our minds we had one hell of a time Throwing water balloons at anyone passing by before we ever had to worry about nine to five We did whatever we liked Times change but I feel the same 2am and I'm on it again like we're back in that big yellow house and we're singing out (x 4) Ain't it funny how the wings of time can fly when all you care about is all them girls outside saying wow she's fine Times change but I feel the same 2am here we go again like we're back in that big yellow house and we're singing out

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Drake Hold On We're Going Home Cover

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Duration: 3:13
Updated: 02 Sep 2013

Hello everyone here's my cover of Hold On We're Going Home by Drake I hope you like.. if you do please give it a thumbs up and share it helps me a lot :) Follow me on Twitter - https://twitter.com/HobbieStuart Like me on Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/hobbiestuartmusic Produced by @alexronwells

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Stuart Hameroff on Singularity 1 on 1: Consciousness is More than Computation!

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Duration: 61:27
Updated: 12 Sep 2013

http://www.singularityweblog.com/stuart-hameroff-quantum-consciousness/ Dr. Stuart Hameroff is a Professor of Anesthesiology and Psychology, and Director of the Center for Consciousness Studies at the University of Arizona. Together with British quantum physicist Sir Roger Penrose, Hameroff is the co-author of the controversial Orch OR model of consciousness. I first met Dr. Hameroff at the recent GF2045 conference where the usually mild-mannered Ray Kurzweil went out of his way to make it abundantly clear that the Orch OR model is totally wrong. Other scientists I met there called it "speculative," "non-testable" and "unscientific". By now both Stuart and Roger must have become accustomed to such attacks, and I have developed a lot of respect for the calm but firm way they are daring to stand their ground. Furthermore, if the Orch OR model were to be correct, then, there will be profound implications on variety of fields and disciplines such as medicine, neuroscience, artificial intelligence, quantum physics and philosophy. And so I decided to bring Dr. Hameroff on Singularity 1 on 1 where we can confront the controversy head-on. During our 1 hour conversation with Stuart we cover a variety of interesting topics such as: how he got interested in studying consciousness and the definition thereof; why understanding anesthesia is the route to understanding consciousness; the hard problem of consciousness; why the brain is more than a classical computer; how Hameroff reached out to Roger Penrose after reading The Emperor's New Mind; the Orch OR model and why the vast majority of scientists are disdainful of it; the best ways of proving or disproving the Hameroff/Penrose model and the most important implications if it is indeed correct; out-of-body experiences, quantum souls, afterlife, and reincarnation; Hinduism and Buddhism; cryonics and chemical brain preservation; Stuart's upcoming paper [together with Roger Penrose] where they will review and present new evidence in support of the Orch OR theory. This is by far the highest quality, best produced and most expensive interview that I have done so far. It would have never happened without the generous support of Richard and Tatiana Sundvall. [Richard not only produced but also edited this interview] I am also very obliged to videographer Carl Geers not only for doing a great job behind the camera but also for putting up with my mercilessly caustic sense of humor for three long days. Finally, I want to thank Dr. Stuart Hameroff for welcoming a "Singularity/AI type" like me in his operating room, as well as his genuine willingness to address any and all of my tough questions on the spot, without preparation and prior approval.

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Magic Tip For Pizza Delivery - $100

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Duration: 3:16
Updated: 01 Oct 2013

Learn this effect here: http://bit.ly/mnymagic October is National Pizza Month, so what better way to celebrate than eating a lot of pizza and helping someone at the same time. I've thought a lot about what the message is behind all these "Giving Back" videos. It's not so much a message that you need to give money away in order to be happy, but more a message that it just feels good to give whatever you are able to give. I wanted to do another video like the Money Magic for Homeless, as well as a follow up video for Tipping Servers $200. When I found out Pizza deliverers can make as little as $4.00 an hour in Utah, I wanted to help out. I wanted to make sure the trick was even cooler than the previous tricks I've done. Check out the link above to learn how to do this trick. My friends gave me permission to use their song. Check it out! Music: Scott & Brendo "Somewhere" iTunes: http://bit.ly/sctbrndo Facebook: http://bit.ly/sctbrndofb Let's hang out in between videos! I love keeping you up to date on everything that I'm doing and getting your ideas and feedback. Click on one of the links below: Facebook: http://on.fb.me/10jkXog Twitter: http://bit.ly/stuwitter Instagram: http://bit.ly/inststu Blog: http://bit.ly/YKeWSO For permission to use this video or other business related stuff, email me here: stuartedgellc@gmail.com. I check it often.

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U.S. Air Force B-2 stealth bomber flies over near Osan U.S. Air Base in Pyeongtaek

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Obama Sends B-52s, and a Message, to China

Bloomberg

26 Nov 2013

The U.S. decision to fly two B-52s through China's claimed "air defense identification zone" around a set of islands disputed between China and Japan was significant in several ways. First, it was a blunt reminder that Northeast Asia remains the world's most combustible geopolitical hot spot. Second, it's a strong signal that the Barack Obama administration is going to stand by its Asia-Pacific allies against Chinese aggression ... The U.S....(size: 3.3Kb)

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China says monitored defiant US bomber flights

Herald Tribune

27 Nov 2013

BEIJING - China says it monitored two unarmed U.S. bombers that flew over the East China Sea just days after Beijing declared it was asserting greater military control over the area. Tuesday's flight of the two B-52 bombers underscored that the U.S. will not comply with China's demand that aircraft flying through its newly declared maritime air defense zone identify themselves and accept Chinese instructions ... All rights reserved ... More... ....(size: 3.5Kb)

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File - U.S. Army and Navy guards cross train while escorting a detainee to a recreational area on board Camp One at Joint Task Force Guantanamo.

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Revealed: Guantanamo suspects were 'turned' into double agents at secret facility

The Independent

27 Nov 2013

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Angola's President Jose Eduardo dos Santos looks on during a banquet hosted by his Portuguese counterpart Anibal Cavaco Silva at the Ajuda palace in Lisbon, Tuesday, March 10, 2009.

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ANGOLA - ISLAM

Voa News

26 Nov 2013

Muslim leaders in Angola say the government has shut down or destroyed dozens of mosques over the past few months, with little or no explanation ... The order said the mosque must be torn down because it was built without authorization ... ....(size: 1.3Kb)

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Art historian to present special Art Spot on stained glass windows of St. Mary's Episcopal Church Dec. 3 at Blake Library (Martin County, FL)

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28 Nov 2013

Susan Opasik, Martin County Library System, 772-463-2863 Art historian to present special Art Spot on stained glass windows of Stuart church Dec ... Monterey Road, Stuart ... Mary's Episcopal Church in Stuart, and present art by masters such as Michelangelo, Rembrandt, Van Gogh and others who painted Bible scenes ... She has given lectures on art history in London, Paris, Canada and recently at the Elliott Museum in Stuart....(size: 2.2Kb)

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Info Release Jensen Beach NAC Sign Review Committee (Martin County, FL)

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28 Nov 2013

(Source. Martin County, FL). Info Release. For immediate release ... Contact ... Stuart, FL 34996). Applications and other relevant information will be available for the public at the Martin County Administrative Center, 2401 SE Monterey Road in Stuart; and also online at http.//www.martincountycra.com/ ... www.martin.fl.us 2401 SE Monterey Road, Stuart, Florida 34996 distributed by....(size: 1.8Kb)

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England feels heat on rocky road to Adelaide

Sydney Morning Herald

28 Nov 2013

But they can escape some of the glare of publicity, and regroup, with a view to fighting back in the second Test at Adelaide next Thursday ... Only if every man, woman and child in Alice Springs chants about Stuart Broad's sexual practices will Traeger Park resemble the Gabba ... Advertisement ....(size: 1.3Kb)

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Timely arrival for much-travelled watch

Canberra Times

27 Nov 2013

The much-travelled pocket watch of John McDouall Stuart (the great explorer and Father of the Overland Telegraph) has come home at last ... Its first journey was from Britain to Australia after an appreciative Royal Geographical Society of London awarded Stuart (1815-1866) the watch in 1859 for his expeditionary feats, especially the identifying of new pastoral lands in south-west South Australia....(size: 2.0Kb)

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Make a perfect pie crust with these baking tips

Knox News

27 Nov 2013

Michele Stuartof Michele’s Pies in Norwalk, Conn., and author of the new book “Perfect Pies & More,” offered these tips for holiday pie-baking. ... n Pie baking takes patience ... n Stuart prefers to use Crisco brand vegetable shortening for her crusts ... n Stuart brushes her crust with heavy cream before baking to ensure a golden brown finish. Here is Stuart’s recipe for traditional pie crust. ... “Perfect Pies & More,” Michele Stuart ....(size: 2.7Kb)

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Director/PDMR Shareholding (Sepura plc)

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27 Nov 2013

Following this acquisition, Mr Stuart has an interest in 15,000 Shares, representing approximately 0.01% of the issued share capital of the Company, all of which are held by him personally....(size: 1.2Kb)

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Women’s Image Network to Salute Trio at Dec. 11 Awards

IMDb

27 Nov 2013

Actor-producer Phyllis Stuart founded Win in 1993. In a statement, Stuart said, “The Win Awards advance gender parity by honoring both male and female media artists who create dimensional female media images ... - Tim Gray . ....(size: 1.0Kb)

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Broad: England not bothered by sledging

York Press

27 Nov 2013

Stuart Broad believes England can come back strongly. Stuart Broad has made it clear England are untroubled by Michael Clarke's Ashes 'sledging', but they are still smarting about David Warner's public criticism of Jonathan Trott ... ....(size: 1.4Kb)

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Rugby union authorities aim to tackle fixture congestion

The Guardian

27 Nov 2013

• IRB chief executive aiming for 'better balanced calendar'. • Lessons learned from All Blacks v England debacle. Stuart Lancaster is unlikely to field a full England side in the first Test against the All Blacks due to fixture congestion. Photograph. Richard Sellers/Sportsphoto ... Stuart Lancaster's side open the series on 7 June, seven days after the Aviva Premiership final is staged at Twickenham ... ....(size: 1.7Kb)

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Ashes: Stuart Broad says it was 'heartbreaking' to lose Jonathan Trott

The Guardian

27 Nov 2013

• 'He's got the support of the changing room'. • 'I don't think a line's been crossed with sledging'. Stuart Broad attempts to find his length with a boomerang during a visit to Ayers Rock. Photograph. Gareth Copley/Getty Images. Stuart Broad has become the first England player to speak openly about the loss of Jonathan Trott saying it was "heartbreaking" to lose their No3 batsman ... Sign up for the Guardian Today ... ....(size: 1.9Kb)

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Ashes tour: 'We're behind Trotty' says England bowler Stuart Broad

Sky Sports

27 Nov 2013

 . Last Match. Thu 21 Nov, International test. Australia RESULT England. Australia win by 381 runs, Day 4 of 5. Next. Thu 28 Nov, Non Official Test ... 'We're behind Trotty' says England bowler Stuart Broad ... 0. Stuart Broad taking a break from training at England's training camp in Alice Springs ... England bowler Stuart Broad says the entire squad are behind Jonathan Trott who left the Ashes tour on Monday with a stress-related illness ... ....(size: 5.0Kb)

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'Rattled' England questioned Oz match officials on 'dangerous bowling' rules

Newstrack India

27 Nov 2013

Tweet. Melbourne, Nov 27 (ANI). England had reportedly become so 'rattled' by Australia's short ball assault in the Ashes opener in Brisbane that they questioned match officials about the rules on dangerous bowling ... 7 or lower in the order (Stuart Broad) scoring above eight in either innings ... (ANI). Read More. Australia . N.i.area . Ind.area Sarojininagar Po . Bikana ... Mount Stuart ... ) .. ). ... . . . . . .. . . .. ....(size: 2.0Kb)

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Whooah … Livin' in Mayfair! Prince William's Bon Jovi moment reimagined

The Guardian

27 Nov 2013

Last night, Prince William joined Jon Bon Jovi to sing Livin' on a Prayer – a song about a poverty-stricken couple struggling to make ends meet. Should this happen again, Stuart Heritage imagines lyrics he might feel more comfortable with. • Watch Prince William's performance with Taylor Swift and Jon Bon Jovi. Link to video. Prince William sings Living on a Prayer with Taylor Swift and Jon Bon Jovi ... Posted by Stuart Heritage ... ....(size: 2.1Kb)

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Stuart - The Dead Milkmen
Stuart - Dead Milkmen
Stuart - Severe Tire Damage

Top The Dead Milkmen, Stuart

You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
people, here, in the trailer park.
Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe
watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,
Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing
to the soil!
You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
his head over by the snow cone concession.
A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
soil?"
Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.
You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
people, here in this trailer park.

Top Dead Milkmen, Stuart

You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
people, here, in the trailer park.
Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe
watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,
Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing
to the soil!
You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10: 30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
his head over by the snow cone concession.
A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
soil?"
Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.
You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other

Top Severe Tire Damage, Stuart

Music: Russ Haines, Lyrics: Steve Rubin
Woke up this morning, can't see, can't walk straight
Tried to think, but I knew that it would have to wait
Can't work, and yet I sure as hell can't get no peace
Can't relax, all wound up and no release
Where's my matches
Where's my blotter
Where's my fifty
Where's my needle
Nearly noontime, I've been low and I need high
Won't you give me, everything so I can die
Killing time, I want fun and I want games
Entertain me, save me from a life that's lame
Where's my matches
Where's my blotter
Where's my fifty
Where's my needle
{Bridge:}
Life without drugs, seems like hell
Nancy sounded my death knell
Stop the war, I'll be well
Reality, just does not sell
Day is over, time to move and time to shout
Go buy something, eat it, drink it, throw it out
Gonna lose it, gonna puke right in the trash
I won't clean it, I'm going now, I gotta crash
Where's my matches
Where's my blotter
Where's my fifty