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  1. OK Santa I am going to bed I left the window open so you can leave me some presents but no touching me on the junk while I’m asleep

  2. So just showed me his Tinder profile. It includes this line: “a part-time aspirational creeper”

  3. Branberry Juice keep close eye on Ed Hoozic make sure he know it xmas in australia

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