The Great Scout & Cathouse Thursday (1976)

Actors

• 'Chema' Hernandez (miscellaneous crew)
• Samuel Z. Arkoff (producer)
• Renié (costume designer)
• Phill Norman (miscellaneous crew)
• 'Chico' Hernandez (actor)
• 'Chico' Hernandez (miscellaneous crew)
• Oliver Reed (actor)
• Robert Culp (actor)
• Lee Marvin (actor)
• Don Taylor (director)
• Strother Martin (actor)
• Elizabeth Ashley (actress)
• Sheldon Kahn (editor)
• Kay Lenz (actress)
• John Cameron (composer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Western

Taglines:

They Weren't Forgotten By History...They Were Left Out On Purpose!

Quotes:

[Sam rebuffs the romantic advances of Thursday]::Thursday: Where are you going, Sam?::Sam Longwood: I'm going into town to get my money from Jack Colby and then get shed of the bunch of ya! I've been shot five times, knifed twice, bit on the ass by a pig, stomped on by a horse and sat on by a mule and once, in the winter of '91, a grizzly chewed off my big toe. And I've survived two avalanches, three blizzards, five Indian uprisings and seven Presidential elections, but I've never been owned by no woman nor dog...and I've come too far down the road to let it happen to me now.

Billy: Whatcha got there, Joe?::Joe Knox (Joseph Pendergast Knox): Whores, Billy! Whores!

Thursday: [about William Jennings Bryan] He's gonna give women the right to vote.::Billy: He might as well give 'em the right to pee standin' up; they still wouldn't know what to do with it.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Holidays - The Roches
• Holidays - One Man Army
• Holidays - That Dog
• Holidays - Lydia
• Holidays - Brainpool
• Holidays - New Atlantic
• Holidays - Raageshwari
• Holidays - Milos Vukomanovic

she's the kind of girl who pays for herself
and the money don't come rolling in
been living here outside of fifteen years
say how do you do where does she begin
those lollipop eyes
no longer surprised
still willing to try
worried she'll get to be
as big as a house
her apartment is small
she's got to stay the size of a mouse
walking around
the old neighborhood
there were several wiseguys
she'd do over if she could
please no more lies
warm september skies
still willing to try
but the holidays
holidays are hardsun's so bright
she pulls the shade
puts a dinky dinner in
it's factory made
she bought the book
how to help yourself
climb up on the chair girl
and take it down from the shelf
cracks open a smile
ain't she got style
still willing to try
but the holidays
holidays are hard

Don't rememeber much these days, all I know is what i've been told, lateley everything seems to fall on deaf ears, didn't know you were gone, to live was too late,
and if it all? it all ain't my fault, I take the consiquence? for the holidays, give me one more shot, ??????????a way back to your heart, Don't remember much these days, only us, when you were just 19, lateley everything seems so fucked up, didn't know you were gone to live was too late [Chorus x2]

This always happens to me
Just when I feel happy
They go and turn on me again
The same thing every time
I go out on a line
Everyone else turns out fine
Holidays are all the same
Always have myself to blame
Don't want to feel this way again
When it's a day of days
I go into a craze
My head and body feel malaise
Holidays are all the same
Always have myself to blame

Now she's talking all about holidays
and when I'll be out her way.
She said, "I wanna show you the east coast, baby."
Now she's talking about politics,
and how I need to learn my shit.
And now everybody's here.
And now everybody's here.
Let's just stay.
I won't lie, won't lie in these southern states.
Been washing my mouth out for 20 days.
Thinkin' of leaving.
Would you ever come with me?
And I really do hate that place.
Because I think about her all my days.
So I gotta laugh it all off, laugh it off, baby.
She said, "Darling, just shake your face,
so we can be on our way."
Am I gonna [?]
Am I gonna [?]
I won't lie, won't lie in these southern states.
Been washing my mouth out for 40 days.
Thinkin' of leaving.
Would you ever come with me?
I won't lie here in these southern states.
And not on your porch in the pouring rain.
Been thinkin' of leaving.
Would you ever come with me?
Best make good on all your promises.
They are gonna be around longer than I ever would.
Whoa, whoa.
Yeah, all those promises.
They are gonna be around longer than I ever should.
So I won't lie here in these southern states.
Been washing my mouth out for 60 days.
Thinkin' of leaving.
Would you ever come with me?
I won't lie, won't lie in these southern states.
Been washing my mouth out for days and days.
Thinkin' of leaving.
Would you ever come with me?
I won't lie here in these southern states.
And not on your porch in the pouring rain.
Been thinkin' of leaving.

Stumble out of bed and go to work at half past seven
At night you fix some food and watch TV until eleven
And inbetween your coffeebreaks you try to earn a fortune
'Cause you are daddy's pride and joy
The travelagents start to advertise on new years day
Eat mustard in Dijon or take a swim in Pocketbay
Your boss is breathing down your neck you need to get away
And it will soon be holiday
With pockets full of cash
And friends with names like Jack and Nash
You book the cheapest trip you can
And then you're off to wonderland
And you get pissed on your way there
And make rude comments to a queer
But Jackie throws him off the boat
A french policeman makes a note
Your friends at work all envy you bacause you've seen the world
You've got some news from Athens and you claim you kissed a french girl
You tell them that you're half a man without all new impressions
You need your kicks like they need air
With pockets full of cash
And friends with names like Jack and Nash
You book the cheapest trip you can
And then you're off to wonderland
And you get stoned when you arrive
And Jackie doubts that you're alive
He digs a grave with his own hands

Its warmer inside, don't complain
your fathers coming on a jet plane
close to midnight, in a worn out suit and tie
up the driveway in swing and stride
he comes around, a weekend at most
a holiday dinner, fruitless toast
he comes around, one year at a time
singing the same song since last time
holidays
holidays
when the heart was young
and every song wasn't sung by you alone
the night got colder, but its warm inside
the dining room lights grew dim with the wine
after midnight of christmas eve

History Geography Maths Science
Let Give Me A Break, B' Z Its Time For Holliday...
(Kaam Kaam Karate Karate Thak Gaye Haay Raam
Chhuttiyaan Manaane Ka Chalon Banaaye Program) 2
Aayi Hain Chhuttiyaan Aayi Hain Holidays 2
(Pehale Baitho Homework Karake Fikar Mitaao
Ki Mammi Daddi Khud Puche Kahaan Jaana Hai Bataao) 2
Parvat Parvat Ghumo Ya Phir Saagar Tat Pe Karo Aaraam
Chhuttiyaan Manaane Ka Chalon Banaaye Program
Aayi Hain Chhuttiyaan Aayi Hain Holidays 2
(Bachho Apane Ghar Mein Tum Piggy Bank Banaayo
Chuttiyon Mein Vahi Khajaana Ji Bhar Ke Lutaao) 2
Mammi Daddi Bhi Chal Denge Chodake Sab Apane Kaam
Chhuttiyaan Manaane Ka Chalon Banaaye Program
Aayi Hain Chhuttiyaan Aayi Hain Holidays 2
(Har Raste Pe Daudo, Har Parvat Se Pukaaro
Chuttiyon Mein Ek Jagah Na Baitho ??? Pe Chalo Yaaro) 2
Pehale Se Hi Kar Ke Rakhon Saare Intzaam
Chhuttiyaan Manaane Ka Chalon Banaaye Program
Aayi Hain Chhuttiyaan Aayi Hain Holidays 2
Kaam Kaam Karate Karate Thak Gaye Haay Raam
Chhuttiyaan Manaane Ka Chalon Banaaye Program
Aayi Hain Chhuttiyaan Aayi Hain Holidays 2

Holiday's I need to get
My mind clean...
Holiday's I want to go
To find a place and be
Or alone...
When I call your name
I just travel away with
The faster train I will go
To the place of peace and hope...
Holiday's, Holiday's
Holiday's I need...
Holiday's, Holiday's
I just need Holiday's...
Holiday's I need to get
My self clear...
Holiday's I know where
To go to the place of
Peace and hope...
When I see the sea I just
Start to feel...
All the love and hope that
I need she just travel me
Through my dream's...
Holiday's, Holiday's
Holiday's I need...
Holiday's, Holiday's