New Family (2008)

Actors

• Jerry Seinfeld (actor)
• Bryan Buckley (director)
• Haines Hall (editor)
• Cindy Becker (producer)
• Kevin Byrne (producer)
• Mino Jarjoura (producer)
• Dan Duffy (producer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Sexo en serie (2008)

Actors

• Tom Hanks (actor)
• Brooke Shields (actress)
• Sarah Jessica Parker (actress)
• Jason Alexander (actor)
• Jerry Seinfeld (actor)
• David Duchovny (actor)
• Bill Paxton (actor)
• Kim Cattrall (actress)
• Pam Grier (actress)
• Patrick Dempsey (actor)
• Jane Alexander (actress)
• Courteney Cox (actress)
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus (actress)
• Sharon Gless (actress)
• Cynthia Nixon (actress)

Genres

• Documentary

Scenes from the Roundtable (2007)

Actors

• Lloyd Bridges (actor)
• Jason Alexander (actor)
• Jason Alexander (actor)
• Jerry Seinfeld (actor)
• Jerry Seinfeld (actor)
• Patrick Warburton (actor)
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus (actress)
• Julia Louis-Dreyfus (actress)
• Michael Richards (actor)
• Michael Richards (actor)
• Larry David (actor)
• Jonathan Wolff (composer)
• Liz Sheridan (actress)
• Barney Martin (actor)
• Morgan Sackett (producer)

Genres

• Documentary
• Short

¿De qué te ríes? (2006)

Actors

• John Cleese (actor)
• Robin Williams (actor)
• Woody Allen (actor)
• José Luis López Vázquez (actor)
• Billy Crystal (actor)
• Jack Lemmon (actor)
• Jack Lemmon (actor)
• Antonio Banderas (actor)
• Kelsey Grammer (actor)
• Leslie Nielsen (actor)
• Carmen Maura (actress)
• Jim Carrey (actor)
• Roman Polanski (actor)
• Peter Sellers (actor)
• Peter Sellers (actor)

Genres

Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm (1999)

Actors

• Jason Alexander (actor)
• Jerry Seinfeld (actor)
• Jeff Garlin (producer)
• Jeff Garlin (actor)
• Richard Lewis (actor)
• Larry David (actor)
• Larry David (writer)
• Larry David (producer)
• Paul F. Tompkins (actor)
• Mike Reynolds (actor)
• Caroline Rhea (actress)
• Robert B. Weide (producer)
• Cheryl Hines (actress)
• Robert B. Weide (director)
• Carol Leifer (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Larry: I have a tendency to nod to black people.::Jeff Greene: Wait... what reason would you have to...::Larry: I don't know, I don't know! I just find that I nod to them. More so than white... I never nod to white people.::Jeff Greene: I've never heard of, uh, "white liberal nodding guilt."::Larry: Yeah. It's a way of kind of making contact. You know, like "I'm okay. I'm not one of the bad ones."

Larry: You know who wear sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.

Larry: I'm wondering, uh, in case I break into some Spanish or french... may I use the familiar tu form with you people? Instead of usted? Because I think usted is gonna be a little too formal for this crowd. I feel already I've established the kind of rapport than I can, I can jump into the tu form with you! That quickly! I'm taking a tu liberty with you, I'm gonna use the tu form, and that's it! You can't talk me out of it. You know, Caesar used the tu form with Brutus, even after Brutus stabbed him. He said "et tu Brute," and I think that's a little too informal when someone's trying to assassinate you.

[repeated line]::Jeff Greene: HBO pays for the porn.

Carol Leifer: Gaudy, Bawdy & Blue (1992)

Actors

• Phyllis Diller (actress)
• Jerry Seinfeld (actor)
• Paul Reiser (actor)
• Renée Taylor (actress)
• Colin Quinn (actor)
• Julie Brown (actress)
• Bud Cort (actor)
• Pat Corley (actor)
• Carol Leifer (producer)
• Carol Leifer (writer)
• Carol Leifer (actress)
• Shelley Berman (actor)
• Edy Williams (actress)
• Ian Ogilvy (actor)
• Mona May (costume designer)

Genres

• Comedy

The Seinfeld Chronicles - Pilot (1989)

Actors

• Jason Alexander (actor)
• Jerry Seinfeld (actor)
• Jerry Seinfeld (writer)
• Lee Garlington (actress)
• Michael Richards (actor)
• Larry David (producer)
• Larry David (writer)
• Ruth E. Carter (costume designer)
• Doris Grau (miscellaneous crew)
• George Shapiro (producer)
• Art Wolff (director)
• Steve Trombatore (miscellaneous crew)
• Howard West (producer)
• Pamela Brull (actress)
• Jan Siegelman (producer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Quotes:

Jerry: Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night! The only difference between a date and a job interview is that not many job interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it.

Jerry: I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay? I, I, I admit it, I'm not getting the signals, I am not getting it. Women - they're so *subtle*, their little - everything they do is *subtle*. Men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women! That's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know about that, we don't know. The next stop after that we have *no* *idea* - this is why you see men honking car horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far!

Jerry: Laundry day is the only exciting day in the life of clothes. It is. No, think about it. The washing machine is the nightclub of clothes. You know, it's dark, there's bubbles happening, they're all kind of dancing around in there. Shirt grabs the underwear: "C'mon, babe, let's go!" You come by, you open up the lid, & they all... [wide-eyed startled shifty look]

Jerry: Socks are the most amazing article of clothing. They hate their lives. They're in the shoes with stinky feet, the boring drawers. The dryer is their only chance to escape and they all know it. They do escape from the dryer. They plan it the night before. "Tomorrow. The dryer. I'm going. You wait here." The dryer door swings open, the sock is waiting up against the side wall. [stands stiffly sideways, looking furtively both ways] He hopes you don't see him, and he goes down the road, da da da, da da da da. [hand motion of a sock inching along the road] They get buttons sewn on their face, join the puppet show!

George Costanza: Claire, you're a woman, right?::Claire: What gave it away, George?

Seinfeld, Jerry Filmography

• The 2012 Comedy Awards
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Disconnect: Cell Phones & Cancer
  2012, role: actor
• Change Begins Within
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Method to the Madness of Jerry Lewis
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Colin Quinn: Long Story Short
  2011, role: producer
• The 5th Annual CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The 2011 Comedy Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Talking Funny
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Colin Quinn: Long Story Short
  2011, role: miscellaneous crew
• Cedric the Entertainer's Urban Circus
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for Popular Song: In Performance at the White House - Paul McCartney
  2010, role: actor
• The Marriage Ref
  2010, role: writer
• The 8th Annual Ellis Island Family Heritage Awards
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Honoree
• TV's 50 Funniest Catch Phrases
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: Just Shorts
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Mark Twain Prize: Bill Cosby
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Change Begins Within
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sexo en serie
  2008, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• Sincerely, Ted L. Nancy
  2008, role: writer
• New Family
  2008, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• The 80th Annual Academy Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Barry B. Benson - Presenter: Best Animated Short Film
• 100 Greatest Stand-Ups
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bee Movie
  2007, role: actor , character name: Barry B. Benson
• Jerry Seinfeld, Submarine Captain
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jerry Seinfeld: The Comedian Award
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Larry King Live: The Greatest Interviews
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Scenes from the Roundtable
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Scenes from the Roundtable
  2007, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• The 79th Annual Academy Awards
  2007, role: actor
• The Last Lap
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Making of 'The Larry Sanders Show'
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bee Movie
  2007, role: producer
• Bee Movie
  2007, role: writer
• Movie Rush
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• ¿De qué te ríes?
  2006, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• Larry David's Farewell
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedy Club Shoot-Out: Vol. 1
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Legends: Rodney Dangerfield
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Look, Up in the Sky! The Amazing Story of Superman
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 100 Porsches and Me
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Event for Autism Education
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Queen of the Castle: The Elaine Benes Story
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Forbes Celebrity 100: Who Made Bank?
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Celebrity Debut
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Running with the Egg: Making a 'Seinfeld'
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Jimmy Fallon
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Breakthrough Season
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Seinfeld: Jason + Larry = George
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Thing About My Folks
  2005, role: actor
• Disneyland: The First 50 Magical Years
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Seinfeld Story
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Seinfeld Story
  2004, role: producer
• Hindsight Is 20/20...
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hindsight Is 20/20...
  2004, role: writer
• 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself #12
• The Seinfeld Story
  2004, role: writer
• When Stand-Up Comics Ruled the World
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Kramer vs. Kramer: Kenny to Cosmo
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A Uniform Used to Mean Something...
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• How It Began
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Bench: Life Before 'Seinfeld'
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A Uniform Used to Mean Something...
  2004, role: writer
• Comedian
  2002, role: producer
• Just for Laughs
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Diet Coke with Lemon Celebrates 40 Years of Laughter: At the Improv
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedian
  2002, role: actor , character name: Comedian
• NBC 75th Anniversary Special
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Hamptons
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• TV Guide's 50 Best Shows of All Time: A 50th Anniversary Celebration
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Mark Twain Prize: Celebrating the Humor of Carl Reiner
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Concert for New York City
  2001, role: director
• The Concert for New York City
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The British Comedy Awards 2001
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Full Mountie
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: Game Show Parodies
  2000, role: actor , character name: Bobby Wheat
• The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm
  1999, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• Pros & Cons
  1999, role: actor , character name: Prison man #2
• Saturday Night Live 25
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 41st Annual Grammy Awards
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 55th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1998, role: actor , character name: Musical
• The 55th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a TV-Series - Comedy
• Jerry Seinfeld: 'I'm Telling You for the Last Time'
  1998, role: producer
• Playboy: The Best of Jenny McCarthy
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jerry Seinfeld: 'I'm Telling You for the Last Time'
  1998, role: writer
• The 24th Annual People's Choice Awards
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself - Accepting Award for Favorite Television Comedy Series
• Jerry Seinfeld: 'I'm Telling You for the Last Time'
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 23rd Annual People's Choice Awards
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself - Accepting Award for Favorite Television Comedy Series
• The 49th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Comedy Series and Presenter
• Rodney Dangerfield's 75th Birthday Toast
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 3rd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Performance by Ensemble Cast in Comedy Series
• Classic Stand-Up Comedy of Television
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 22nd Annual People's Choice Awards
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself - Accepting Award for Favorite Television Comedy Series
• 2nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Good Money
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Eddie
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 48th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Comedy Series & Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
• The 52nd Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a TV-Series - Comedy
• The 47th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1995, role: actor , character name: Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series & Presenter: Best Writing for a Variety or Music Program
• The 47th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Comedy Series
• 50 Years of Funny Females
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 20 Years of Comedy on HBO
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 1st Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Best Performance by Ensemble in Comedy Series and Presenter: Best Performance by Ensemble in Drama Series
• The 52nd Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1995, role: actor , character name: Musical
• The 51st Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1994, role: actor , character name: Musical
• The 46th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Comedy Series
• The 46th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1994, role: actor , character name: Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series & Presenter: Best Variety, Music or Comedy Series
• Abbott and Costello Meet Jerry Seinfeld
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 51st Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Best Actor in a TV-Series - Comedy
• The 45th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1993, role: actor , character name: Presenter: Best Variety, Music or Comedy Special
• The 45th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Best Comedy Series & Nominee: Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
• The 7th Annual American Comedy Awards
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A Stand Up Life
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 19th Annual People's Choice Awards
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Favourite Female Television Performer
• Comic Relief: Baseball Relief '93
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 44th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Comedy Series
• The 6th Annual American Comedy Awards
  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Carol Leifer: Gaudy, Bawdy & Blue
  1992, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• The 44th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1992, role: actor , character name: Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series & Presenter: Best Writing in a Comedy Series
• The 43rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Night of 100 Stars III
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 4th Annual American Comedy Awards
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Spy Magazine Presents How to Be Famous
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Seinfeld
  1990, role: writer
• The 42nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Variety, Music or Comedy Series
• Late Night with David Letterman: 7th Anniversary Special
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Tommy Chong Roast
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Seinfeld Chronicles - Pilot
  1989, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• The Seinfeld Chronicles - Pilot
  1989, role: writer
• An All Star Celebration: Vote '88
  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Get Out the Vote
  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself
• All-Star Celebration: The '88 Vote
  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself - Comedian
• The 2nd Annual American Comedy Awards
  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stand Up America
  1987, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jerry Seinfeld: Stand-Up Confidential
  1987, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jerry Seinfeld: Stand-Up Confidential
  1987, role: writer
• Disneyland's Summer Vacation Party
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Doctor Duck's Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself - Player
• Rodney Dangerfield: It's Not Easy Bein' Me
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hearts and Diamonds
  1984, role: producer
• The Ratings Game
  1984, role: actor , character name: Network Rep
• An Evening at the Improv
  1982, role: writer
• An Evening at the Improv
  1982, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 6th Annual Young Comedians
  1981, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson 19th Anniversary Special
  1981, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Benson
  1979, role: actor , character name: Frankie