Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003)

Actors

• B-Real (actor)
• Dan Barnes (actor)
• Adam Barnhardt (actor)
• A.J. Benza (actor)
• Blunt (actor)
• Wes Borland (actor)
• Melvin Bradford (actor)
• Todd Bridges (actor)
• W. Earl Brown (actor)
• Dennis Burkley (actor)
• Chuy Castro (actor)
• Gavin Chapman (actor)
• Tommy Chong (actor)
• Avis P. Chrisbynum (actor)
• Chas. Allan (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Hollywood will never be the same.

Quotes:

Pauly Shore: Is there a part in there for me? Hey, is there a part in there for me?

Pauly Shore: Hey, aren't you Tom Sizemore?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: No, this is Michael Madsen.::Pauly Shore: What's the difference?::Michael Madsen's girlfriend: Six inches.

Pauly Shore: FUCK YOU SANDLER!::Adam Sandler: [Offscreen, in a mocking voice] Fuck you Sandler! Fuck you Sandl... AHHH HORSESHIT!

Celebrity Deathmatch (1998)

Actors

• George Benager (actor)
• Dan Blank (actor)
• Steven Brinberg (actor)
• Tommy C. (actor)
• Jim Conroy (actor)
• Billy Cranne (actor)
• D.J. Dan (actor)
• Darnithead (actor)
• Mike de Seve (actor)
• Scott Dikkora (actor)
• Seamus Dodd (actor)
• Michael DuClos (actor)
• Jesse Falcon (actor)
• Colin Favor (actor)
• André (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Animation
• Comedy

Quotes:

[each episode's closing line]::Johnny Gomez: Good fight, good night.

[to Ernest Hemingway]::Mankind: You know what the difference between your book and mine is? MINE WEIGHS MORE.::[Clobbers Hemingway with his book]

Mills Lane: Let's get it on.

Mills Lane: All right, young ladies, this is a fight to the death. Now death may not be something you two have thought about, so let me just explain...::Mary-Kate Olsen: [interrupting, to Ashley] I hate you!::Ashley Olsen: I hate you more!::Mary-Kate Olsen: You're stupid!::Ashley Olsen: You're stupider!::Mills Lane: [breaking up the girls' slapping match] Ladies, I haven't even started the fight yet!::Mary-Kate Olsen: She started it!::Ashley Olsen: No, she did!::Mills Lane: [giving up after they try and hit each other] On second thought... just go ahead and get it on!

Anna Kournikova: [about opponent Elizabeth Hurley] Yes, I called her ugly, but I should have called her a pig! I should have called her a hideous, swirly moonie face! I hate her, I hate her! Aaaaaaaaaah!

Cher: [to Bette Midler] Hey, Midler! You got a wide load sign for that ass?

[Axl Rose pulls out a sharp object from under his kilt]::Johnny Gomez: Nick, what the hell is this psycho doing?::[Celtic music played in background]::Nick Diamond: Ancient Scottish soldiers wearing kilts such as Axl's always carried a dagger strapped to their ankle. Tradition has it that once a soldier removes it from its scabbard, he can't put it back without drawing blood... even if it's his own.::Johnny Gomez: It's scissors, Nick.::[Celtic music abruptly stops]::Nick Diamond: Oh... uh, that must be a different tradition.

Alfred Hitchcock: [to Steven Spielberg] Good evening, Steven. Welcome to Alfred Hitchcock Presents... your death.

Debbie Matenopoulos: You may be a reanimated corpse, Stacey, but you don't scare me! I've dealt with bigger stiffs than you!::Stacey Cornbread: Oh yeah? LIKE WHO?::Debbie Matenopoulos: Like Meredith Vieira, THAT'S WHO!

Rock, Chris Filmography

• Stock: Released
  1999, role: actor
• The Apprentice
  1999, role: actor , character name: Victor
• Stock: Sentenced
  1999, role: actor
• Descent
  1999, role: actor
• Ranch Hands
  1998, role: actor
• Marine Crucible
  1997, role: actor , character name: Drill Sergeant
• Forced Service
  1996, role: actor

Rock, Chris Filmography

• Fantasies of Black & White
  1998, role: actor