Freak Show

Failure is not an option. It's a guarantee.||The fate of the world rests in their deformed hands!

Cast

• Jon Glaser
• Will Arnett
• Todd Barry
• Janeane Garofalo
• Kristen Schaal
• Brian Stack
• H. Jon Benjamin
• David Cross
• Julie Klausner

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  USA:4 October 2006...
• Episode 2: Glaucoma
  USA:11 October 2006...
• Episode 3: Git to Gitten'
  USA:18 October 2006...
• Episode 4: Separate But Equal
  USA:26 October 2006...
• Episode 5: Elections
  USA:2 November 2006...
• Episode 6: Mohel-Me-Not: Part 1
  USA:November 2006...
• Episode 7: Mohel-Me-Not: Part 2
  USA:16 November 2006...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Freak Show - Impellitteri
• Freak Show - Skillet
• Freak Show - Set It Off
• Freak Show - Pietasters
• Freak Show - Didjits
• Freak Show - Plan Three
• Freak Show - Nasty Cats
• Freak Show - Random Hero
• Freak Show - End Of An Era

Welcome ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to the world of Hollywood
It's the land of opportunity
Be like the movie stars, rock stars
Play with the rich and famous
Party on the sunset strip, Hollywood Boulevard
The door is open, but remember folks
Once you enter, you never leave the freak show
I don't care what men may say, gonna' live life to the end
Addicted to love and the price of sex, headline news at ten
Hollywood life in the camera's eye, see my every move
Price of fame, living on the edge, hiding in the spoon
Livin' in a freak show
Hot in Hollywood
Livin' in a freak show
You know I never looked so good
Livin' in a freak show
Hot in Hollywood
Livin' in a freak show
I'm a superstar, tell me what you are
Everywhere they stop and stare, keep my privacy
Buying the lie, the loneliness, ragged magazine
Pressure rising, star machine, someone's keeping score
Shooting star gonna' crash and burn, check in Betty Ford
Livin' in a freak show
Hot in Hollywood
Livin' in a freak show
You know I never looked so good
Livin' in a freak show
Hot in Hollywood
Livin' in a freak show
I'm a superstar, tell me what you are
Freak show, freak show, livin' in a
Freak show, freak show, livin' in a
Freak show, freak show, livin' in a
Freak show, freak show, livin' in a
Freak show, freak show, livin' in a
Freak show, freak show, livin' in a
[solo]
Livin' in a freak show
Hot in Hollywood
Livin' in a freak show
You know I never looked so good
Livin' in a freak show
Hot in Hollywood
Livin' in a freak show
You know I never looked so good
Livin' in a freak show
Hot in Hollywood
Livin' in a freak show
You know I never looked so good
Livin' in a freak show
Hot in Hollywood
Livin' in a freak show
I'm a superstar, tell me what you are

Welcome to the freak show
Step up, status quo
Hope you enjoyed the ride
Welcome to the freak show
We got horns and halos
We ain’t afraid and ain’t buying a lie
Eat it, drink it, think it, be it, breathe it
Guess you don’t even know who I am
I don’t believe it, need it, see it, be it, breed it
Time to make my final stand
Welcome to the freak show
This is where the freaks go
This is the place that they can never take away
Welcome to the freak show
We don’t ever need though
One to tell us who to be, how to feed
I don’t care what they believe
Welcome to the freak show
Welcome to the outcast
Take a step across the tracks
We ain’t got nothing to prove
Don’t need your smiling face
Don’t need your handshake
Because this is my life to live and I ain’t living for you
Eat it, drink it, think it, be it, breathe it
Guess you don’t even know who I am
I don’t believe it, need it, see it, be it, breed it
Time to make my final stand
Welcome to the freak show
This is where the freaks go
This is the place that they can never take away
Welcome to the freak show
We don’t ever need though
One to tell us who to be, how to think
I don’t care what they believe
Welcome to the freak show
I’m a freak naturally
Just how I want to be
You’re a freak just like me
I’m a freak naturally
Just how I want to be
You’re a freak just like me
Welcome to the freak show
This is where the freaks go
This is the place that they can never take away
Welcome to the freak show
We don’t ever need though
One to tell us who to be, how to think
I don’t care what they believe
Freak show, freak show
The place that they can never take away
Freak show, freak show
The place that they can never take away
Welcome to the freak show

I am a circus freak
Caught in a cage, caught in a cage
Staring without a blink
Swallow me whole, swallow me whole
I am a circus freak
Cut out my heart, cut out my heart
Loveless and watch me bleed
Tear me apart, tear my apart
Yeah!
I've lost myself in make-believe
I don't wanna go, I don't want to go, make me
Over and over I've deceived
I don't wanna go, I don't want to go
You want the form? I can't conform
Cause I can't take anymore of your tainted bliss cause
I've lost myself in make-believe
You can't break me
I am a circus freak
So many scars, so many scars
I'm just the common creep
Something to watch, something to watch
Oh, you know you can't break me
I've lost myself in make-believe
I don't wanna go, I don't want to go, make me
Over and over I've deceived
I don't wanna go, I don't want to go
You want the form? I can't conform
Cause I can't take anymore of your tainted bliss cause
I've lost myself in make-believe
You can't break me
"Crumble and crumble
Step up for the one and it's own lonely
Circus freak!"
[x2]
You'll never break me
You'll never change me, no
La, da, da, da, da
La, da, da, da
I've waited 10 long years just to look in the mirror
And to find just what I'm staring at
I've waited 10 long years just to tell you I'm fearless
You don't understand, I've become who I am!
You know you can't break me
I've lost myself in make-believe
I don't wanna go, I don't want to go, make me
Over and over I've deceived
I don't wanna go, I don't want to go
You want the form? I can't conform
Cause I can't take anymore of your tainted bliss cause
I've lost myself in make-believe

Kicking time on filthy streets no money left to spend
Still sickened by the night before my brain is on the
mend Way up ahead I see a crowd and flashing blue red
light I run to see the carnage of some hooker who's been
nice It's just a freak show
Never know what's goin' on just happy to exist Drunk
faces on the subway cars who're riding in their piss Oh
where's the space, a waste of time, a waste of energy I'm
locked inside the circus with a thousand casualties It's
just a freak show
Sitting disco pumped and fueled with whores in skin-tight
clothes Some even have a hymen tucked inside their
pantyhose I love the lights, I love the fights and
poverty grotesque Come join me in my big time life and
waste into this mess It's just a freak show...
As I stumble to the home I've carved out of this mess I
think about the foolish ones who dream of happiness To
tell the truth I'm a happy man, and happier I'll be When
I awake to the freak show that is put in front of me It's

People push me around and they call me a freak
Make fun of my friends and they say I stink
But I killed my mammy on the day I was born
Scared the doctor half to death with my antelope horn
Met the mongoose woman, that's when I was saved
A beard on her face and her pussy is shaved
Had a little baby boy and he looked like a frog
When Momma serves supper, he barks like a dog
Kick some ass tonight!
At the freak show!
Got four legs and a dick that can see
Reptile skin like a gator should be
Daddy sold me to the circus when I was three
I'm nine feel tall and half a foot wide
How much would you pay for a coat of my hide?
I live in a tent and I sleep in the hay
Ringmaster beats me with a whip all day
Brings his girl to see us, shows off his sluts
One of these days, we'll eat out his guts
Kick some ass tonight!

Feel it ringing in your head
Not a silence, you’re not dead
You've been here before
A sudden flash of old idea
The sorrow, reconstructed fear
And so it starts and it goes on
And on, and on, and on
This is how everything goes
In the freak show
Let it go, get up, get up, get up
You better get up
That's how we play around here
So let yourself go
In the freak show
Let it go, come on, come on, come on
You gotta get up
That's how we play around here
In the freak show
And so it hits you in despair
The blow that left you out of air
But you've been down before
It tastes so bitter on your tongue
One more round and then we're done
So it starts and echoes on
And on, and on, and on
This is how everything goes
In the freak show
Let it go, get up, get up, get up
You better get up
That's how we play around here
So let yourself go
In the freak show
Let it go, come on, come on, come on
You gotta get up
That's how we play around here
In the freak show
In the freak show
Play with us here
In the freak show
Shout!
This is how everything goes
In the freak show
Let it go, get up, get up, get up
You better get up
That's how we play around here
(That's how we play around here)
So let yourself go
In the freak show
Let it go, come on, come on, come on
You gotta get up
That's how we play around here
(That's how we play around here)
In the freak show

Step back in silence
Do you like this Freak Show?
For you is madness
I'm just depressed
And I say...
That's better run away
For you man...
It's better run away
Contorted visions
are moving like a mannequin
Do you like the crazies?
Or prefer stupefacients?
And I say...
That's better run away
For you man...
It's better run away
Killing the reason
On the edge of the self-destruction
Have I lost my mind?
I need to kill time
And I say...
That's better run away
For you man...
It's better run away
And I say...
For you man...
Yeah,I say...

You led me on
Like a ball and chain
But I ignored the pain
And now I'm losing it
And I was wrong
To cope with your mistakes
Now I'm a sick head case
And I am losing it
You're underneath my skin
Reality sets in
You're calling me crazy
But I am what you made me
Like an animal, losing all control
You got me acting like I'm caught in a freak show
Come and catch a glimpse
Won't you stop and stare
Take a good look 'cause I'm caught in a freak show
Caught in a freak show
You set me off
You shake me in my cage
You love to watch me break
And now I'm losing it
And you're the cause
I know you know the ways
That you expose the rage
And now I'm losing it
You're underneath my skin
Reality sets in
You're calling me crazy
But I am what you made me
Like an animal, losing all control
You got me acting like I'm caught in a freak show
Come and catch a glimpse
Won't you stop and stare
Take a good look 'cause I'm caught in a freak show
Caught in a freak show
Caught in a freak show
I try running away
But you're after me
You keep finding a way
To get back at me
Locked inside of this cage
I don't want to be crazy
But I am what you made me
Like an animal
Losing all control
You got me acting like I'm caught in a freak show
Like an animal
Losing all control
You got me acting like I'm caught in a freak show
Come and catch a glimpse
Won't you stop and stare
Take a good look 'cause I'm caught in a freak show
Caught in a freak show
Like an animal
I'm just an animal
And it's all your fault

So now you're taking off
You take your time, yeah you do it right
Gonna roll, roll, roll
Gonna roll all night
It's time to hit the floor
Even though your face is powdery white
Got to dance, dance, dance
Under neon lights
Cause you've done too much coke to just sit in your seat
And these kinds of mistakes are so fun to repeat
While you spin round and round to the sound of the beat
'Til someone pulls the rug up from under your feet
There is no you
There is no me
There's only this
Your fantasy
It's in your veins
Just feel the flow
Cause you're the star
In this freakshow
You're really rolling now
And your skirt is up over your hips
You're the star of the show
Cause no one can resist those lips
Cause you like to pretend we all think you're the best
And the guys never mind that you're partially dressed
So you dance til your heart beats right out of your chest
But we all really think that you're just a hot mess
There is no you
There is no me
There's only this
Your fantasy
It's in your veins
Just feel the flow
Cause you're the star
Of this freak show
Now you're on your knees
You're a real mens room celebrity
When he starts to release and you puke on his piece
You've just become another social casualty
But you've done so much coke that you really don't care
And these kinds of mistakes aren't really that rare
While you spin round and round to the sound of the beat
'Til someone pulls the rug up from under your feet
There is no you
There is no me
There's only this
Your fantasy
It's in your veins
Just feel the flow
Cause you're the star
In this freakshow
Hit the floor
Lose control
Like it's all just pretend
Take it off
Lose your mind