Pretty Persuasion (2005)

Actors

• James Woods (actor)
• Greg Bernstein (miscellaneous crew)
• Warner Loughlin (miscellaneous crew)
• Clyde Kusatsu (actor)
• Robert Joy (actor)
• Octavia Spencer (actress)
• Selma Blair (actress)
• Jane Krakowski (actress)
• Ron Livingston (actor)
• Sigurjon Sighvatsson (producer)
• Navid Negahban (actor)
• Evan Rachel Wood (actress)
• Michael Hitchcock (actor)
• Jaime King (actress)
• Andrew C. Keeter (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

Evil comes in a school uniform.
The devil wears a grey skirt and her name is Kimberly Joyce.
Revenge knows no mercy

Quotes:

[from trailer]::Randa: Then he said, "Now I'm going to touch you on your boobs".::Mr. Anderson: I would never say "boobs", I'm an English teacher! Breasts... I would say breasts.

[from trailer]::Kimberly Joyce: It's like the world is this orchestra and I'm the conductor.

Kimberly Joyce: I have respect for all races, but I'm very glad that I was born white. As a woman, it's the best race to be. Especially if you want to become an actress, like I do. [pause] If I wasn't white, then the next thing I would wanna be is Asian because a lot of men like Asian girls because they think they're docile and subservient and sweet which I don't really think is true because I once met this Asian girl at summer camp one time and she was a real bitch. [pause] If I couldn't be white and I also couldn't be Asian, then my third choice would be African-American because I've always wanted to be a gospel singer and also, black men are more forgiving if your butt gets big. Except I'd definitely want light skin and Caucasian features like... Vanessa Williams or Halle Berry. And finally, you know, no offense or anything Randa, but my very last choice would be Arab. I mean, truth be told you're not in a very enviable position. There's a lot of resentment in this country toward the Middle East and there's a lot of stereotypes floating around which I don't think are true because in the short amount of time I've known you, you haven't tried to bomb anybody and you currently smell okay to me.

Kimberly Joyce: Okay, it is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun. These are assorted items that I've stolen from Dad for our consumption this evening. Item number one, Dad's wine-flavored cigars.::Brittany Wells: Ech, don't those things make you cough?::Kimberly Joyce: No, they're cigars, you don't have to swallow - I mean, inhale. [offers one to Randa]::Randa: No thanks.::Kimberly Joyce: Are you sure, Randa? To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy.::Brittany Wells: That's true.::Randa: No thank you, I do not smoke.::Kimberly Joyce: Okay... Uh, item number two, one of my dad's many *many* pornos - Titty Lickers 2: The Search for Golden Curlies.::Brittany Wells: Ew! Why would we wanna watch a porno?::Kimberly Joyce: 'Cause they're funny. Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn. And item number three - and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these - Dad's Twinkies.::Brittany Wells: Eh - too fattening.::Kimberly Joyce: Would you *please* stop criticizing everything in my Big Bag of Fun? I spent a lot of time putting this together!

Kimberly Joyce: Put it back on, I wanna watch the Real World.::Brittany Wells: I hate the Real World. those girls are bitches.::Kimberly Joyce: You're a bitch!::Brittany Wells: Yeah, well you're a trollop.::Kimberly Joyce: Fine! [pause] I'm sorry I called you a bitch.::Brittany Wells: It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop. I don't really even know what one is.::Kimberly Joyce: It's a promiscuous woman, often a prostitute.::Brittany Wells: [thoughtfully] Hm...

Brittany Wells: I like this music. Can you buy the soundtrack to pornos?::Kimberly Joyce: Tiffany Minx, Stephanie Swift... You know, Brittany, a lot of these porn stars have names that sound like ours. So if we wanted to, when we grow up, we could be porn stars. You couldn't, Randa. I'm sorry.::Randa: That is quite all right.

Randa: [watching a porno] Why is that woman - why is she doing those things with another woman? Why must they show this?::Kimberly Joyce: Because men like to watch it.::Randa: But it is a sin!::Kimberly Joyce: [laughs] Randa! Randa, you're gonna find out that a lot of things men like are a sin.

Kimberly Joyce: [Showing Randa all the different wealthy kids at Roxberry] "That's Josh Horowitz. His Dad is Larry Horowitz, the famous lawyer. He represented that baseball player that murdered his wife, got him off too even though he was running around covered in blood with a baseball bat screaming 'I killed the bitch, I killed the bitch!'"

Brittany Wells: [after both being cast in the play, "The Diary of Anne Frank"] Down with Nazis!::Kimberly Joyce: Yeah, boo nazis!

Kimberly Joyce: [speaking about kid who shot classmates at school] In some ways, I know how he feels. I mean, there're just so many stupid, annoying, worthless people on this planet that just, like, get in the way of what you want

Tail Sting (2001)

Actors

• Gulshan Grover (actor)
• David Alan Graf (actor)
• Shirly Brener (actress)
• Morris Ruskin (producer)
• Ray Colcord (composer)
• Paul Wynne (editor)
• Paul Wynne (producer)
• Paul Wynne (director)
• Holly Amber Church (miscellaneous crew)
• Sean P. Donahue (actor)
• Jean Carol (actress)
• Tony Dimond (actor)
• Patrick O'Sullivan (actor)
• Tara Price (actress)
• Peter Soby Jr. (writer)

Genres

• Horror
• Sci-Fi

Taglines:

A Tail of Terror
No one can hear them sting.
Don't Fasten Your Seatbelt!

Winning with Wits (1922)

Actors

• William Fox (miscellaneous crew)
• Howard M. Mitchell (director)
• Barbara Bedford (actress)
• Barbara Bedford (actress)
• Clarence Wilson (actor)
• John Stone (writer)
• Harry Northrup (actor)
• William Scott (actor)
• Dorothy Yost (writer)
• Edwin B. Tilton (actor)

Genres

• Drama

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Sudan - Crime In Stereo
• Sudan - Buju Banton
• Sudan - State Radio

...Vanished in fury of smoke. Before she left she spoke about a problem and a plan. She said "I plan to make my escape, gonna check out the United States. Can't take this island wasteland. How can I be who I want when they know me as who I am? Besides, people work their whole lives hoping to get here. I figure they could use the room. A great place to get rich, have kids and die. I probably won't be coming back so soon. How can I be who I want if I stay here with you? So goodnight, Dark Island. It's the weight of life spent peeking out from beneath the trees...the way the front lawns wander on endlessly. And it's not a bad life. Working 9-5, weekend gardening and cheating on your wife. But if you find yourself broken in the slow mercury of days, and have the courage for the traffic, I know a secret to escape: just be who it is they want. It's easy to find your way. I can't help feeling like there's never enough friends or any friendly faces, just a bunch of clever ways to say "Jesus Saves'"

wow wow wo yo Sudan - Sudan, Sudan, Sudan, Sudan, Sudan x4
We be on to the United Nations
There are nothing but a front
Claim they've been observing so long
Many moons and months
Why you never see de suffering nation
Tell I, tell I
Who will help our people in starvation
Hail Sudan, going through our struggle
Like how you help those who fight that that armed struggle
Hail Sudan, not for personal benefit
Oh help Sudan, even thou she's not rich
wow wow wo yo Sudan - Sudan, Sudan, Sudan, Sudan, Sudan x4
Give har likkle peace
Prosperity gradually come
An end to war
They have put down their guns
Children die for cost
They know not about
And this is not word a mouth
Oh Sudan, we see your plight

Downwind there is a comin',
A rumble in the sand.
Sets our feet to running,
For the fear of the faceless man.
For the fear of the faceless man.
But if I had an arsenal and if it was ten feet tall,
Then I would put an end to it all.
And if I had wheat to burn,
And if I had a lot to learn,
Then it still would not matter what color you were.
And if I had but one wish on which to stand,
I'd wish the weapons all turn to sand.
I'd see the gunners watch their empty hands,
Fall down to their sides.
Downwind they come up lonely,
All hungry for the kill.
The horses do the pounding,
But it's a blood that's going to spill.
It's a dark blood that's going to spill.
But if I had an arsenal and if it was ten feet tall,
Then it wouldn't matter what color you were.
And if I had but one wish on which to stand,
I'd see the weapons all turn to sand.
I'd see the gunners watch their empty hands,
Fall down to their sides.
If I had but one wish on which to stand,
I'd have the weapons all leave Sudan.
I'd see the gunners wash their empty hands,
Down by the riverside.
Ghost town in my homeland,
I will come back again.
And if you make a ghost of me,
I will still be free.
Ghost town in my homeland,
I will come back again.
If you make a ghost out of me,
I will still be free.
If I had but one wish on which to stand,
I'd see the weapons all leave this land.
I'd see the gunners watch their empty hands,
Fall down to their sides.
If I had but one wish on which to stand,
I'd see the weapons all leave Sudan.
I'd see the gunners wash their empty hands,
Down by the riverside.
Down by the riverside.