Machotaildrop (2009)

Actors

• Béla Vaszary (miscellaneous crew)
• James Faulkner (actor)
• Shon Tomlin (producer)
• Lukács Bicskey (actor)
• Rick McCrank (actor)
• John Rado (actor)
• Jared Valentine (producer)
• Steve Olson (actor)
• Alex Craig (producer)
• Alex Craig (director)
• Alex Craig (writer)
• Alex Craig (editor)
• Oliver Linsley (producer)
• Vanessa Guide (actress)
• John Mackie (actor)

Genres

• Fantasy

Taglines:

The memoirs of Walter Rhum
Roll with the Gods

Spanish Fly (1976)

Actors

• Leslie Phillips (actor)
• Terry-Thomas (actor)
• José Lifante (actor)
• Sergio Mendizábal (actor)
• Frank Thornton (actor)
• Gladys Goldsmith (miscellaneous crew)
• Ron Goodwin (composer)
• Franz Arnold (writer)
• Emiliano Redondo (actor)
• Marisa Porcel (actress)
• Nadiuska (actress)
• Ramiro Oliveros (actor)
• Graham Armitage (actor)
• José Luis Martínez Mollá (writer)
• Peter James (writer)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

A Funny Sensation
The Comedy Aphrodisiac
Put a Little Sting in Your Fling!

I'm Going to Get You... Elliot Boy (1971)

Actors

• Jerry Thomas (writer)
• Abdullah the Butcher (actor)
• Ed Forsyth (editor)
• Ed Forsyth (writer)
• Ed Forsyth (director)
• Edward Blessington (actor)
• Allan Alper (composer)
• Jeremy Hart (actor)
• Paul Kelman (actor)
• Don MacQuarrie (actor)
• Paul Fulford (writer)
• Bob McCord (actor)
• Donald Cook (actor)
• Richard Gishler (actor)
• P.J. Slutker (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama

Taglines:

"...the impact of a head-on collision!"
The Steel Trap Held Them Apart

Quotes:

Elliot Markson: I had two long years to figure you out, you stupid, money-hungry bitch!::Sherri: That's right, 100%! I was stupid enough to think you were smart enough to pull it off.

Elliot Markson: [unsure if he is in the right cell] Hi. I, uh, I belong in here.::Yurik Slowsky: [pregnant pause] That's funny, the rest of us were framed.

Heiraten ist immer ein Risiko (1967)

Actors

• Gisela Trowe (actress)
• Heinz Bennent (actor)
• Bruno Hübner (actor)
• Carl-Heinz Schroth (actor)
• Arno Assmann (director)
• Ulli Philipp (actress)
• Edith Heerdegen (actress)
• Joachim Ansorge (actor)
• Monika Berg (actress)
• Peter Hacks (writer)
• Hans Joachim Pauli (writer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime

Carry on Nurse (1959)

Actors

• Marianne Stone (actress)
• Irene Handl (actress)
• Wilfrid Hyde-White (actor)
• Leslie Phillips (actor)
• Joan Sims (actress)
• Cyril Chamberlain (actor)
• Joan Hickson (actress)
• Charles Hawtrey (actor)
• Michael Medwin (actor)
• Kenneth Williams (actor)
• Kenneth Connor (actor)
• Hattie Jacques (actress)
• Fred Griffiths (actor)
• Peter Rogers (producer)
• June Whitfield (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

From the same stars and team that gave you the sensational comedy success "Carry on Sergeant"
. . . a real whing-ding in the men's wing!
Sly! Slick! Side-Splitting!
If you never see another COMEDY you must SEE Carry On Nurse
Doctor - Nurse - Patient situations to keep you in stitches!
It'll fracture your funnybone !
By Far The Screen's Fastest, Funniest Farce!

Quotes:

Ted York: Did it win?::Second Ambulance Man: That nag should be going into hospital, not you!::Ted York: I wonder who won the baby stakes?::[Ted get up from the strecher, which collapses on top of the First Ambulance Man]::Ted York: [looking down] Supposing I'd been on it!

[Nurse Dawson approaches Ted with a large tablet]::Ted York: You have given one of these before?::Nurse Stella Dawson: Oh, good gracious, hundreds.::[Hands him a glass of water]::Nurse Stella Dawson: There you are, get it down now.::Nurse Dorothy Denton: [Passing:] Other end, Nurse.::[Nurse Dawson looks ashamed]::Ted York: Never mind. With a face like mine, it's a mistake anyone might make.

Sister: It's Matron's round.::Percy Hickson: Mine's a pint!

The Colonel: Come come, Matron. Surely you've seen a temperature taken like this before?::Matron: Yes Colonel. But never with a daffodil!

Life with Father (1947)

Actors

• Fred Kelsey (actor)
• Natalie Kalmus (miscellaneous crew)
• Jack L. Warner (producer)
• Philo McCullough (actor)
• Creighton Hale (actor)
• Monte Blue (actor)
• Elizabeth Taylor (actress)
• Max Steiner (composer)
• Zasu Pitts (actress)
• Philip Van Zandt (actor)
• Michael Curtiz (director)
• Mary Field (actress)
• William Ruhl (actor)
• Elisabeth Risdon (actress)
• Joseph E. Bernard (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Here for all!! All the happiness of the play that ran longer, the laughs that were louder than any known before!

Quotes:

Father: I'm going to be baptized!

Father: They can't keep me out of heaven on a technicality!

Clarence Day: Jiminy, another wreck on the New Haven. That always disturbs the stock market. Father won't like that.::Vinnie: I do wish the New Haven would stop having wrecks. If they knew how much it upsets your father.

Father: What's that doing in here?::Vinnie: That's our new rubber plant.::Father: The place for rubber plants is on the equator. Take that object out, Catherine. You're not Catherine.::Annie: No, sir.::Father: Good. Never liked Catherine, anyway.

Father: Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?

Miss Wiggins: Sir, before I can let any girl go from this establishment, I must know the character of the home in which she will be employed.::Father: Madam, *I* am the character of my home.

Rev. Dr. Lloyd: After considerable thought, we voted that out supporting members should each contribute a sum equal to the cost of their pew.::Father: I paid $5,000 for that pew.::Vinnie: Yes, Clare, that makes out contribution $5,000.::Father: That's robbery. Do you know what that pew is worth today? $3,000. That's what the last one sold for. I've taken a dead loss on that pew of $2,000 already. Frank Bags sold me that pew when the market was at its peak. He knew when to get out. And I'm warning you, Vinnie. If the market ever goes up, I'm going to unload that pew!

Rev. Dr. Lloyd: Mrs. Day, your husband is a practical man. We've had to be practical about the new church. We have all the facts and figures.::Father: Oh? What's the property worth where we are now?::Rev. Dr. Lloyd: Oh, let's see. Is it $40,000? I know the figure has a four in it.::Father: What's the new piece of property going to cost you?::Rev. Dr. Lloyd: I think the figure I heard mentioned was $85,000. Or was it $185,000?::Father: Dr. Lloyd, you preach that someday, we'll all have to answer to God.::Rev. Dr. Lloyd: We shall indeed.::Father: Well, I hope God doesn't ask you any questions with figures in them!

Vinnie: But Clare, they're just staying in that little room of Clarence's.::Father: The trouble is, they don't stay there. They stay in the bathroom. Every time I want to take a bath, it's full of giggling females washing their hair!

Mary: That's funny. The words are the same, but it's the wrong tune.::Clarence Day: Oh, it can't be the wrong tune. We sing it exactly that way in church.::Mary: We don't sing it that way in the Methodist Church. You see, we're Methodist.::Clarence Day: Oh, that's too bad. Oh, I don't mean it's too bad that you're a Methodist. Anybody's got a right to be anything they want, but what I mean is, we're... *Episcopalians*.

Der Skarabäus (1938)

Actors

• Paul Bildt (actor)
• Franz Schafheitlin (actor)
• Hans Adalbert Schlettow (actor)
• Werner Pledath (actor)
• Hans Zesch-Ballot (actor)
• Kurt Hoffmann (director)
• Alfred Greven (producer)
• Gottlieb Madl (editor)
• Ottmar Ostermayr (producer)
• Erich Bartels (actor)
• Fridtjof Mjøen (actor)
• Edna Greyff (actress)
• Ludwig Metzger (writer)

Genres

• Short

The Great Impersonation (1935)

Actors

• Carl Laemmle (miscellaneous crew)
• Larry Steers (actor)
• Tom Ricketts (actor)
• Vera West (costume designer)
• Frank Reicher (actor)
• Heinz Roemheld (composer)
• Henry Kolker (actor)
• Lumsden Hare (actor)
• Douglas Wood (actor)
• Edmund Lowe (actor)
• Edmund Lowe (actor)
• Leonard Mudie (actor)
• Claude King (actor)
• Brandon Hurst (actor)
• Thomas R. Mills (actor)

Genres

• Drama

The Marriage Business (1927)

Actors

• Leslie S. Hiscott (writer)
• Leslie S. Hiscott (director)
• Jack Rutherford (actor)
• Owen Nares (actor)
• Jeff Barlow (actor)
• Marjorie Hume (actress)
• Estelle Brody (actress)
• Polly Ward (actress)
• F.A. Enders (producer)

Genres

• Comedy

A Man of His Word (1915)

Actors

• George Loane Tucker (writer)
• George Loane Tucker (director)
• George Bellamy (actor)
• Gerald Ames (actor)
• Hubert Willis (actor)
• Douglas Munro (actor)
• Hayford Hobbs (actor)
• Gwynne Herbert (actress)
• Charles Rock (actor)
• Philip Hewland (actor)
• Lewis Gilbert (actor)
• Mary Dibley (actress)
• Henry Ainley (actor)
• Christine Rayner (actress)
• Horace Annesley Vachell (writer)

Genres

• Drama

Perkins, Don Filmography

• 1966 NFL Championship Game
  1967, role: actor , character name: Himself - Dallas Cowboys Fullback
• 1967 NFL Championship Game
  1967, role: actor , character name: Himself - Dallas Cowboys Fullback

Perkins Filmography

• Yamakasi - Les samouraïs des temps modernes
  2001, role: actor , character name: Nicolas

Perkins, Don Filmography

• Jericho
  2000, role: actor

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Perkins - El Peyote Asesino

Montevideo no es l.a. city
Ni vos sos negro, chicano o inmigrante
Por eso toda la basura que decís
Me resbala por la parte de adelante
El concurso del champión más rapero,
Guacho pajero
Me chupa un huevo
Yo soy del buceo y te lo digo de nuevo
Un huevo eso me chupa un huevo
Yo no hablo ni de perra ni de puta
Si sos tan macho limpiátelo con viruta
Nada más
Que la mitad de las cosas que digo tienen sentido
Y del resto me olvido
No me pidas que me calle
Porque hay un detalle
Que te comiste y por eso perdiste
Y si el sheriff lobo y bj mckay
Y hasta el gordo perkins
Fueran todos gay
No declaraste con claridad
La verdad de los hechos
Bien buen provecho
Pero te van a limpiar
Y el marcapaso te revienta en el pecho
Estrecho
Te echo de menos
No tengo frenos
Y aunque tiemblo mas que muhammad alí
Igual te pego una piña en la pera
Si te cruzo por allí
A cantarle a magaldi
Cuando yo digo yogur
Estoy hablando de claldy
Mejor anda a cantarle a magoya
O a tu reputísima madre
Ensartada en una boya
Como si fueras un perro te entierro
Sin cajón
Te queda claro pajarón
Y si el sheriff lobo y bj mckay
Y hasta el gordo perkins
Fueran todos gay
Es todo una cuestión de elección