Saturday Night Live Presents: Sports All-Stars (2010)

Actors

• Fred Armisen (actor)
• Charles Barkley (actor)
• John Belushi (actor)
• Tom Brady (actor)
• Tom Brady (actor)
• Dana Carvey (actor)
• Billy Crystal (actor)
• Tom Davis (actor)
• Tom Davis (actor)
• Dean Edwards (actor)
• Jimmy Fallon (actor)
• Chris Farley (actor)
• Chris Farley (actor)
• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Fred Armisen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Mr 3000 (2004)

Actors

• Bert Beatson (actor)
• Scott Benjaminson (actor)
• Allen Beranek (actor)
• Earl Billings (actor)
• John Bobek (actor)
• Greg Bond (actor)
• Scott Martin Brooks (actor)
• Neil Brown Jr. (actor)
• J. Anthony Brown (actor)
• Brad Chrzanowski (actor)
• John G. Connolly (actor)
• Dane Cook (actor)
• Jim Cranston (actor)
• Ian Anthony Dale (actor)
• Tom Arnold (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance
• Sport

Taglines:

He's putting the "I" back in team.
Big league. Big mouth. Big time.
Back in the game. Out of his league.
Hits theaters everywhere.

Quotes:

Big Horse Borelli: You know, a lot of people said that Stan only looked out for himself, that he wasn't a team player. But I'm here to tell you, if you get 3000 hits, you don't have to be a team player. If you have a lifetime .314 average, you don't have to be a good guy. If you lead the league in batting for three years, you can be the biggest jerk in the world!

Norton: Hey Ross, why don't you just go sit on the bench? You're not getting this hit off of me. Deal with it!

Stan: Pitch to me!::Norton: Reach out there and get it.

Minadeo: Stan Ross! You're batting 8th!::Stan: 8th! That's for banjo hitters. I never batted lower than 5th in my life.::Fukuda: You bat there now, you son of my dick.

Rex 'T-Rex' Pennebaker: When you get a base hit in this millennium, then you can come on down there, and talk to me.

Stan: Stan, you're going to be the best looking cat in the Hall of Fame, that's for dog gone sure.

Tom Arnold: Hey, we're sorry about all that stuff we said before you hit that homer...::Stan: Yeah, you wouldn't be anywhere if it wasn't for Roseanne.

[Stan is in a commerical]::Stan: You don't like me because I sign autographs. [hits a baseball] You don't like me because I tell you what's on my mind. [Hits another baseball] But you love me because I am the greatest hitters alive! [swings a few more hits]

Gus Panas: That man was safe!

The Kid (2000)

Actors

• Daryl Anderson (actor)
• Stanley Anderson (actor)
• John Apicella (actor)
• Lou Beatty Jr. (actor)
• Spencer Breslin (actor)
• E.J. Callahan (actor)
• Nick Chinlund (actor)
• Marc Copage (actor)
• Kevon Edmonds (actor)
• Rich Eisen (actor)
• Duke Faeger (actor)
• Brian Fenwick (actor)
• Joshua Finkel (actor)
• David C. Fisher (actor)
• Toshiya Agata (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Fantasy

Taglines:

Nobody ever grows up quite like they imagined.

Quotes:

Rusty Duritz: Isn't it cool we both have to go to the bathroom at the same time?::Russ Duritz: Yes. I'll cherish this moment for a lifetime.

Rusty Duritz: How old are you?::Russ Duritz: Forty. In a couple days.::Rusty Duritz: That is old! I'm turning eight. In a couple days.::Russ Duritz: Eight. You're eight. I'm eight.::Rusty Duritz: This is scary.::Russ Duritz: No. This is hilarious.

Rusty Duritz: So, I'm forty, I'm not married, I don't fly jets, and I don't have a dog? I grow up to be a loser.

[Seeing that Russ and Rusty are the same person]::Amy: I wish I was standing on a carpet.::[faints]

Russ Duritz: There's safety in sandwiches.

Russ Duritz: Look at him. It's so embarrassing.::Amy: You're not embarrassing. You're adorable... then. You're adorable then.

Rusty Duritz: When do I learn how to drive?::Russ Duritz: When you're sixteen.::Rusty Duritz: When do I get a car?::Russ Duritz: When you're eighteen.::Rusty Duritz: When do I get a hickey?::Russ Duritz: [smile] When you're seventeen.::Rusty Duritz: When do I find out what a hickey is?::Russ Duritz: Not tonight.

Rusty Duritz: Holy smokes... 99 channels and there's nothing on!

Russ Duritz: Toshiya, let me ask you something. If you get called a jerk four times in a single day, does that make it true?::Amy: What, only four? Did you get up late?::Russ Duritz: Excuse me, I'm asking Toshiya.::Toshia: Four times is a pattern. It have to be five times to be a fact.::Russ Duritz: Thank you. See? There's hope after all.::Amy: Jerk.

Russ Duritz: Stop biting your nails.::Amy: *Nail.* I only bite one. What's it to you, anyway?::Russ Duritz: It matters because you work for me. When you bite your nails, you're advertising nervousness and insecurity.::Amy: Really? Advertising all that with one little nail?::[pushes up her nose at him]::Amy: What's this advertise?

Scott, Stuart Filmography

• Bots 'R' Us
  2012, role: actor , character name: Rich Customer

Scott, Stuart Filmography

• Just Wright
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Black to the Future
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Straight from the Horses Mouth
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2007 80th Annual Scripps National Spelling Bee
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 2007 NBA Finals
  2007, role: actor , character name: Sideline reporter
• Super Bowl XL Pre-Game Show
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• David Blaine: Drowned Alive
  2006, role: actor , character name: Host
• I Love Toys
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Herbie Fully Loaded
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• I Love the Holidays
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• ESPN's New Year's Eve
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• I Love the 80's 3-D
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 'Hellboy': The Seeds of Creation
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• In the Game
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Mr 3000
  2004, role: actor , character name: Stuart Scott
• Naughty or Nice
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Dream Job
  2004, role: actor , character name: Host
• The 2004 NBA Finals
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Love Don't Cost a Thing
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• This Is SportsCenter
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Relatively Speaking: Joe Dumars
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Shaq's All Star Comedy Roast 2
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• NBA Shootaround
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Drumline
  2002, role: actor , character name: Fox Sports Commentator
• I Love the '80s
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• ESPN 100
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Jim Brown: All American
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Kid
  2000, role: actor , character name: Ritch Eisen
• He Got Game
  1998, role: actor , character name: TV Announcer
• Enchanted
  1998, role: actor , character name: ESPN Reporter
• Monday Night Countdown
  1993, role: actor
• NFL Primetime
  1987, role: actor , character name: Himself