• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Divorce - Dolly Parton
• Divorce - Craig's Brother
• Divorce - Quicksand
• Divorce - Burlap To Cashmere
• Divorce - Dottie West
• Divorce - Billy Connolly
• Redcoats - Divorce
• Hearts For Handlebars - Divorce
• Divorce - Fifth Hour Hero

Our Little boy is four years old
And he's quite a little man
So we spell out the words
We don't want him to understand
Like T-O-Y, or maybe S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E
But the words we're hiding from him now
Tears the heart right out of me
Chorus:
Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
Me and little J-O-E will be going away
I love you both and this will be
Pure H-E-double-L for me
Oh, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Watch him smile
He thinks it's Christmas
Or his fifth birthday
And he thinks C-U-S-T-O-D-Y
Spells fun, or play
I spell out all the hurtin' words
And I turn my head when I speak
Cause I can't spell away this hurt
That's dripping down my cheek

She's breaking up, she's falling down
She's holding her fists up now
Her eyes meet my face but we don't look the Same
She walks away, on bloody knees
Her swollen face hides her tears
My mind strains for words but my tongue won't obey
You're just a shadow now of the girl I used to know
Your broken song is maimed and slow
You strain your face to bear that smile
Your teeth clenched tightly all the while
and though you search so thoroughly
for some place to put the blame
It only rests on angry shoulders
and you don't look the same
Your pretty face now contorted
haggard with shame
I try to recognize your anger
I try to recognize your hatred
I try to find some purpose for your pride
So cease your screaming now because your
voice is worn and hoarse
your song insinuates divorce
your poison love I won't pursue
your not the lover I once knew
and though you speak so firmly of maxims so bold
your lips mouth words of love
but still your voice is callused and cold
I try to understand what made this mess unfold
I'm sure you couldn't be blamed
your features haven't changed
and yet I can't Imagine why you don't look the same
and your song of broken trust is grating on my ears
I'm tired of standing passive while you're preying on my fears
I'm tired of trying to fight, I'm tired of taking sides
you say that you're not angry but I see it in your eyes
I'm tired of hearing rumors, I'm tired of hiding shame
I'm tired of pointing fingers and never taking blame
I'm tired of trying to talk I've nothing left to say

I know just what you're thinking
You want someone to blame
I know you well 'cause, I always feel the same
We always look behind
We always look behind
Day in, day out
The world is my witness
Sick from my culture sickness
Wish it would go away, you feel the same?
We always look behind
We always look behind
I want to slow my mind
Down
Something tells me
It's my cross to bear
You can't reach me, you were never there
It's like water
Under a bridge now
I've looked a thousand times
We always look behind
We always look behind

You never learned to love.
You never learned to give.
Now I have seen the better days,
And I am through.
See the people loving
As they're walking down the street
But you were never much like that
And now it's time for me to leave.
Love muct go both ways,
But now the only way was me,
So I must leave before I fall
Into your twisted misery.
You never learned to give.
You never learned to live.
Now I am sick of all your lies.
And I am through.
See the people loving
As they're walking down the street
But you were never much like that
And now it's time for me to leave.
Love muct go both ways,
But now the only way was me,
So I must leave before I fall
Into your twisted misery.
See the people loving
As they're walking down the street
But you were never much like that
And now it's time for me to leave.
Love muct go both ways,
But now the only way was me,
So I must leave before I fall

Our little boy is four years old and quite a little man
So we spell out the words we don't want him to understand
Like t-o-y or maybe s-u-r-p-r-i-s-e
But the words we're hiding from him now tear the heart
right out of me.
Our d-i-v-o-r-c-e becomes final today
Me and little J-o-e will be going away
I love you both and this will be pure h-e double L for me
How I wish that we could stop this d-i-v-o-r-c-e.
Watch him smile he thinks it's Christmas or his fifth
birthday
And he thinks c-u-s-t-o-d-y spells fun or play
I spell out all the hurtin' words and turn my head when I
speak
'Cause I can't spell away this hurt that's rolling down
my cheeks.
Our d-i-v-o-r-c-e becomes final today
Me and little J-o-e will be going away
I love you both and this will be pure h-e double L for me

Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any damn kid.
But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid.
Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm,
These are words which make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm.
His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today,
Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away.
He caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them bit me.
And that's why I am gonnae get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
She shouted "get him Rover," and he jumped over, and bit my L.E.G.
She sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me an effin B.
Well I'm telling you, that was my cue, to get O.F.F.-ski
And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D.
Oh yes his Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today.
Both my wife and my wee scabby dug will soon be hauled away.
That's why I spell out all these words, so as my dog can't hear.
Oh I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.R. queer.

Every time I reach into my pocket
I find your number on a pack of matches
I can't expect you to understand
You used to keep my picture in your locket
While at my border all your troops lined up for action
Now I just want someone to hold my hand
You could've warned me
You could've said
"Here come the redcoats
With their coats all red
All along
All along
All along the promenade
The promenade"
That would've been good
Instead you said that one thing
That thing you said
That I forgot
I forgot
I forgot
Was kind of odd
Kind of odd
That would've been...
We were created in a crumbling lab
By a maker with a shaky hand
And a pension for truant love
And if you think about that
It makes sense
You could've warned me
You could've said
"Here come the redcoats
With their coats all red
All along
All along
All along the promenade
The promenade"
That would've been good
Instead you said that one thing
That thing you said
That I forgot
I forgot
I forgot
Was kind of odd
Kind of odd
That would've been good
Oh, baby,
I want to take you home
But I can't cuz I'm home ((less))
Home ((less))
Home ((less)Home ((less)))
Oh, honey,
I'm holding on to hope
But it's hard cuz I'm hope ((less))
Hope ((less))
Hope ((less))
Hope ((less))
You could've warned me
You could've said
"Here come the redcoats
With their coats all red
All along
All along
All along the promenade
The promenade"
That would've been good
Instead you said that one thing
That thing you said
That I forgot
I forgot
I forgot
Was kind of odd
Kind of odd
That would've been good
Oh, I guess that I could fall for you...

I head South with all my countrymen
To build houses on the shoulders of those
Who we'd never let sleep in our garage
Cuz they're overfilled with cars
And they're never gonna let you in
'Til they dress you up in Protestant clothes
And parade you out
Screaming "Where is our reward?
Hey look, we saved this guy's soul!"
Whoa
Today is the day
That we trade our hearts for handlebars
Give the TV the keys
And hope that it points us at the stars
Don't look North with those jealous eyes
Cuz you know that they're just us in disguise
Hope they keep their little fingers out of this
While I take my second wish
Will they come down from their tower again?
All their speeches sound like piss in the wind
And I've heard enough
To fill the bowl at his feet
Where they're washing his toes
And they'd sell Mary for a paddle
Just to row his boat home
Today is the day
That we trade our hearts for handlebars
Give the TV the keys
And hope that it points us at the...
And if they doctor prescribes it
I'll take it
And if I stay here tonight
Will you stay with me?
Today is the day
That we trade our hearts for handlebars
Give the TV the keys
And hope that it points us at the stars
Who is the captain?
Who is the captain?
Who is the captain??
Who is the captain?!?
Who's gonna steer this ship into the rocks
While we sleep in our bunks

this is another scene
where a handshake
is a complete divorce
is this me and a greedy world
i once met but never asked for?
there are times where
everyone will feel out of place
times where sincere smiles
are miles away
this is another nice scene
where i can't wait
to wave my hand
saying goodbye i'm gone
i won't be back for long
there are times where
there is nothing to laugh about
times where sincere smiles
are miles away
in your lies everything
has been said
no other sentence or truth
could have done any better
we've back together
and i wish you would stay
oh far away
far for a few (x2) more years
and a shame for the human race
has raised his voice
has stuck his flag
right in front of me
i'm so annoyed
i'm so disgusted
please spit in my face