Wischmopp (2011)

Actors

• Moritz Schmittat (composer)
• Jürgen Knoll (costume designer)
• Hardi Sturm (producer)
• Hardi Sturm (actor)
• Hardi Sturm (writer)
• Hardi Sturm (director)
• Verena Plangger (actress)
• Antje Zynga (editor)
• Alma Leiberg (actress)
• Stefan Aretz (writer)
• Stefan Aretz (producer)
• Stefan Aretz (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Fri os fra det onde (2009)

Actors

• Hans Lönnerheden (producer)
• Kurt Ravn (actor)
• Stefan Nilsson (composer)
• Lasse Rimmer (actor)
• Bojan Navojec (actor)
• Michael Obel (producer)
• Anders Villadsen (editor)
• Henrik Prip (actor)
• Lone Lindorff (actress)
• Sonja Richter (actress)
• Ole Bornedal (director)
• Ole Bornedal (writer)
• Molly Marlene Stensgaard (miscellaneous crew)
• Peter Gustafsson (miscellaneous crew)
• Lene Nystrøm (actress)

Genres

• Thriller

United 300 (2007)

Actors

• G. Larry Butler (actor)
• Andy Signore (writer)
• Andy Signore (director)
• Andy Signore (editor)
• Andy Signore (producer)
• Ken Gamble (actor)
• Ryan Caldwell (actor)
• Victor of Aquitaine (actor)
• Guy Nardulli (actor)
• Geoff Stirling Jr. (actor)
• Travis McElroy (actor)
• Sigmund Watkins (actor)
• Scott Burn (actor)
• Christopher Bradley (actor)
• John Carreon (writer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Taglines:

1 Plane. 4 Terrorists. 300 Damn Spartans.

Quotes:

King Leonidas: Looks like we're in for one wild flight.

Jerxes: Leonidas, if you take us down now, we'll be forced to land in Ohio!::King Leonidas: [yelling] Then, tonight... we dine... in Cleveland!

Stewardess: And you sir would you like chicken or fish?::Hans: The chicken...and the control of this plane!

Angel City (2006)

Actors

• Allen Burns (actor)
• Kimberly Bosso (actress)
• Niels Cederfeld (actor)
• Niels Cederfeld (editor)
• Niels Cederfeld (director)
• Niels Cederfeld (producer)
• Niels Cederfeld (composer)
• Mary MacDonald (actress)
• Isabella Denhartigh (actress)
• Marty Panzer (actor)
• Sally Hughes (writer)
• Craig Aaland (actor)
• Scott Ferguson (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Taglines:

When 'Trust' is a Four-Letter Word

Blank (2003)

Actors

• Kim Sønderholm (actor)
• Jesper Maintz Andersen (actor)
• Jesper Maintz Andersen (editor)
• Jesper Maintz Andersen (writer)
• Jesper Maintz Andersen (director)
• Jan Tjerrild (actor)
• Claus Lund (actor)
• Christian Andersen (actor)
• Katrine Falkenberg (actress)
• Trine Stårup (actress)
• Christian Gade (actor)
• Niki Lexa (miscellaneous crew)
• Cuno Mogensen (producer)
• Sara Amlund (actress)
• Thomas Krogh Hansen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Horror
• Mystery
• Short
• Thriller

The Making of 'Blank' (2003)

Actors

• Kim Sønderholm (actor)
• Kim Sønderholm (actor)
• Jesper Maintz Andersen (actor)
• Jesper Maintz Andersen (editor)
• Jesper Maintz Andersen (director)
• Jan Tjerrild (actor)
• Jan Tjerrild (actor)
• Claus Lund (actor)
• Claus Lund (actor)
• Christian Andersen (actor)
• Katrine Falkenberg (actress)
• Katrine Falkenberg (actress)
• Trine Stårup (actress)
• Cuno Mogensen (producer)
• Lisbeth Jensen (actress)

Genres

• Documentary

Hypokonder (2001)

Actors

• Frank Hvam (actor)
• Palle Strøm (producer)
• Keld Reinicke (producer)
• Ellen Hillingsø (actress)
• Klaus Bondam (actor)
• Søren Fauli (actor)
• Oliver Zahle (writer)
• Karsten Andersen (producer)
• Karsten Andersen (director)
• Jacob Duus (editor)
• Lotte Andersen (actress)
• Jan Elhøj (actor)
• Jens Korse (actor)
• Jens Korse (composer)
• Jens Korse (writer)

Genres

• Documentary

Blinkende lygter (2000)

Actors

• Bent Fabricius-Bjerre (composer)
• Kim Magnusson (producer)
• Nikolaj Lie Kaas (actor)
• Ulrich Thomsen (actor)
• Søren Pilmark (actor)
• Iben Hjejle (actress)
• Frits Helmuth (actor)
• Mads Mikkelsen (actor)
• Anders Thomas Jensen (writer)
• Anders Thomas Jensen (director)
• Jeppe Kaas (composer)
• Tivi Magnusson (producer)
• Henning Jensen (actor)
• Helle Virkner (actress)
• Thomas Bo Larsen (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Crime

Taglines:

De har altid været på flugt - nu løber de for livet.

Quotes:

Carl: Beers should be cold as earth.

Hanne: What happened?::Peter: [cleaning up blood from the floor after Arne killed a robber] Yes, it's a mess, isn't it?::Stefan: Whose blood is it?::Peter: Oh, just some customers'.

Peter: Why is it that one should keep talking... when one is dying?::Arne: I'll punch you in the face if you don't shut the fuck up now!

Peter: I need some medical attention! Look, the shit is pissing out of me, man!::Arne: It's a flesh wound! I bleed more when I jerk off, for fuck's sake!

Hanne: You're doint it all wrong, Torkild! HAHA!::Stefan: Hanne, please...::Hanne: No, don't, Stefan! He's doing it all wrong! HAHA!::Stefan: Hanne, leave him alone...::Hanne: No, just a second, Stefan. I've never seen anyone so lousy at blowing eggs! HAHAHA!::Torkild: [Punches her in the face] NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!

Peter: Arne, for fuck's sake... can't we have something else besides these freezer pizzas? We've been eating the same shit for a week now, man.::Arne: Who fixed the oven? I did, right? You fix your own oven! You cook your own dinner and shut the fuck up!... fucking vegetables and all sorts of goodies on this!::Peter: [Tosses the pizza across the room] Don't wanna fucking eat this shit anymore, man!

Peter: It smells like rotten ass in here! I need some coke!

Arne: [while driving through the woods] There's alot of fucking trees here.

Arne: [to a cow] What the fuck are you looking at? [shoots the cow]

Alfred Jæger: What the hell are you doing? Are you shooting my cows?::Arne: I'm sorry. I didn't know it was yours.::Alfred Jæger: You're gonna replace that cow, I tell you that! What did you shoot it with?::Arne: Oh, just this Desert Eagle .50

Nudlar och 08:or (1996)

Actors

• Bertil Norström (actor)
• Lis Nilheim (actress)
• Alexandra Rapaport (actress)
• Dominika Daubenbüchel (editor)
• Sten Elfström (actor)
• Helena af Sandeberg (actress)
• Gerhard Hoberstorfer (actor)
• Katarina Ewerlöf (actress)
• Peter Gardiner (actor)
• Robert Jelinek (actor)
• Jesper Malm (actor)
• Peter Palmér (actor)
• Gunilla Broberg Engstrand (miscellaneous crew)
• Leif Lindblom (director)
• Yasmine Garbi (actress)

Genres

• Drama

Inseln unter dem Wind (1995)

Actors

• Mathieu Carrière (actor)
• Pinkas Braun (actor)
• Andreas Schmidt (actor)
• Leslie Malton (actress)
• Christian Wolff (actor)
• Norbert Weisser (actor)
• Catherine H. Flemming (actress)
• Marco Serafini (writer)
• Marco Serafini (director)
• Peter Fricke (actor)
• Marion Kracht (actress)
• Oliver Tobias (actor)
• Jan Fedder (actor)
• Marion Mitterhammer (actress)
• Philipp Moog (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Lar Filmography

• Life and Death in New Jersey
  2006, role: producer
• Life and Death in New Jersey
  2006, role: writer
• Life and Death in New Jersey
  2006, role: director
• Life and Death in New Jersey
  2006, role: editor

Lars Filmography

• Florida Girls: Sunny Side Up
  2005, role: actor
• Pornocopia
  2005, role: actor

Lars Filmography

• Artiffic Attacks
  2003, role: actor
• 160 m² Sex
  2001, role: actor

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock (featuring The Matches) - MC Lars Horris
• This Is Rock And Roll (remixed By Wendy & The Brain) - Mc Lars
• Shvensen Fitzlogik (feat. Hardnox) - Mc Lars
• No Logo - Mc Lars
• Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock - Mc Lars
• Manifest Destiny - Mc Lars

(Lars)
Go!
Books about Evanescence
(are not punk rock)
Guns â'n' Roses watches
(are not punk rock)
Hello Kitty iPod cases
(are not punk rock)
Rob Zombie lunchboxes
(are not punk rock)
Slipknot binder paper
(is not punk rock)
Tinker Bell pillowcases
(are not punk rock)
Led Zeppelin air fresheners
(are not punk rock)
Tupac incense burners
(are not punk rock)
CHORUS
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Misfits candle tins
(are not punk rock)
ICP throw blankets
(are not punk rock)
Beaded Elvis curtains
(are not punk rock)
Talking Lamb Chop plush dolls
(are not punk rock)
AC/DC hair clips
(are not punk rock)
SpongeBob wristbands
(are not punk rock)
Sex Pistols boxer shorts
(are not punk rock)
The Dischord back catalogue?
Okay, maybe that's punk rock... but!
REPEAT CHORUS
Hot Topic uses contrived identification with youth sub-cultures
to manufacture an antiauthoritarian identity and
make millions. That $8 you paid for the Mudvayne poster
would be better spent used for seeing your brother's
friend's band. DIY ethics are punk rock! Starting your
own label is punk rock! GG Allin was punk rock! But when
a crass corporate vulture feeds on mass consumer
culture, then spending Mommy's money is not punk rock!

Lars:
1 - 2 - 3 - 4
Check out what I have in store
Bring the keyboard tech folklore
And the beat you can't ignore
This is rock and this is roll
This is blues, jazz funk and soul
This sampletastic fresh
This is the jam I like the best
My Casio is hefty so
You can dig my West Coast flow
It's all about the 1's and 2's
It's all about the rap and blues
Blues made rock and rock made rap
Rap made cash and that's a fact
You can't stop MIDI hip-hop beats
Check the tempo it sounds sweet
Elvis was a hero to most
Now he's haunting Memphis like a lost ghost
Time to rock, have a seance
I call Presley and start to dance
Jim Morrison died at 27
Now he makes student films up in heaven
Hendrix earned success and fame
Now he lights his harp aflame
Once upon a time slaves were bought
They worked hard the sun was hot
They wrote songs of misery
Blues music didn't come for free
Popular music came from that
Putting rock onto the map
Now Japanese men sell rock and roll
Through binary digital soul
Download it and plug it in
Cubase XT we begin
Yamahas, and Casios
Dig my basic MIDI flow
So play with me and teach your kids
Line them up that's what we did
Now everyone can drum along

Lars:
Dropped my little sister off at San Jose State
Freshman hoties on the floor and they all look great
18 with brains and booties to match
I want to scratch that ass like Grandmaster Flash
You were in Gimboree my freshman year
Mr. T was on TV and now you're hear
Not creepy anymore when it feels like heaven
You know the hottest girls were born in 1987
HardNox:
1987 was the year, now they're freshman hotties
drinking cheap-ass beer
Fake ID's? They don't matter to me, you've got some tig
ol' bitties and some nice white teeth
Study with me, I won't open a book, I'm a SparkNote
tip, you might call me a crook
I take all the hot and attractive courses
I'm Shvensen Fitzlogik sing my chorus!
CHORUS:
Shvensen Fitzlogik, wasted in college
25 year old in a freshman dorm (25 year old in a
freshman dorm)
Shvensen Fitzlogik, wasted in college
25 year old in a freshman dorm (25 year old in a
freshman dorm)
HardNox:
Hey mom, please send me more money, it's my eigth year
in college digging freshman honeys
Here try this, it will make you feel good, you can wake
up staring at the morning wood
Then I'll walk down the hall, holding on the wall,
Leave a little puke in the bathroom stall
On the girl's floor, I'll do it all again, it's a new
year I should ask you again
Lars:
How old are you? Don't tell me yet
Wait let me guess, I'll make a bet
You've got a thing for older guys and I know it's true
Johnny Freshman can't do these things to you
These girls like good with their cute pink shorts
on the floor next to their book reports
You're no Margery Kempe, so shut your yap,
it's MC Lars and HardNox with the statutory rap
CHORUS
HardNox:
What's your name? My name's Shvensen
Try a little German baby, see what you're missin'
'Cause I'm so paid from my distray
In the freshman dorm party scene trying to get laid
Come in my upper room I've got some Coconut and Malibu
Sit on the couch - want a drink? I do!
Give me three, give me six, give me nine,
Add them all up and it's one good time

LARS:
Straight up - I'm an anarchist - politically extreme
You'll find me down at Kinkos printing anti-corporate
Zines
My stencil graffiti is rebellious and defiant
Nothing says revolution like Andre the Giant
JESSE:
You know the science on the Mayans and twenty-twelve,
with
Government thugs covering up, lizard people with many
selves
Voting is collaborating, only thing I'm advocating
Is raising awareness of MY awareness and self-
congratulating
LARS:
Starbucks is the devil, Adbusters told me so
I wear my Che Guevera shirt to subvert the status quo
The government is lying to you and me
Bush knocked down the towers, literally
JESSE:
Yeah he strapped himself with C4 and piloted two planes
Like Bill Pullman in ID4, bootlegged as Loose Change
Who's sane when you claim he didn't plan it with
Hussein?
They're one crew signed to different labels, like Wu-
Tang
Chorus
LARS:
I've got Naomi Kelin on my mind (No Logo)
Read her whole book because she's fine (No Logo)
You'll find me down at Wal Mart with an anarchy sign
Because dude, it's a fricking anarchy sign! (No Logo)
JESSE:
I'm not racist, you're sensitive, geez (no logo)
Frankly, racism has poor brand identity (no logo)
I'm saying though, I don't see colour, we're all the
same, bro
Like... one... big... rainbow (No homo! and stop)
Verse 2:
LARS:
Because Mom and Dad tried to hold me back (back)
Suburban America is not where it's at (at)
I bought a Noam Chomsky book with my Dad's credit card
(irony)
Became an expert on world politics - it wasn't that
hard
JESSE:
Now I haven't read Howard Zinn, but I'm sure he'd agree
with me
That power's influence can be seen most egregiously
To corrupt, you supersuckers pay your taxes, follow all
their
Laws... I'm taking down the system with my blog.
LARS:
Are you part of the problem or part of the solution?
I climb overpasses, spray painted "Stop the pollution"
I'm always at the DMV shouting "anarchy"
Pay my taxes the last minute intentionally (what!)
JESSE:
And eventually, you conventional sheep will see that
it's meant to be
That man's emancipation from lands and nations take
place in this century
Naturally, very little will actually change politically
Except we'll all just do whatever we want... me,
specifically.
Chorus
LARS:
Check my iPod and you'll see (No Logo)
I only download indie label CD's (No Logo)
Bought a Banksy print on eBay on Buy Nothing Day
Just to stick it the man ironically (No Logo)
JESSE:
Governments have outlived their usefulness (no logo)
You sheeple just aren't ready for my truthfulness (no
logo)
It's my god-given right as an American to speak as I
please
Love it or leave it, this is freedom at its gruesomest
(no logo) or leave it, this is freedom at its
gruesomest (No Logo)
LARS:
It's the N-O-L to the O-G-O
The N-O-L to the O-G-O
The N-O-L to the O-G-O
The N-O-L to the O-G-O
JESSE: Barack Hussein? EHillary Banks? EEd McCain? E
Three sides of the same coin as far as I'm concerned! E
If I can't smoke a doob on a airplane and talk to
bitches however
I want, the REAL terrorists have already won! E... or
DID they?
And stop! Yeah! And stop.
Stop exploiting independent muscians mainstream
America.
This is a song for you. It's from the heart.
Get off our D's. And by that I mean the D batteries we
have to buy to pay to fuel our studios.
Peace!

(Lars)
Books about Evanescence
(are not punk rock)
Guns 'n' Roses watches
(are not punk rock)
Hello Kitty iPod cases
(are not punk rock)
Rob Zombie lunchboxes
(are not punk rock)
Slipknot binder paper
(is not punk rock)
Tinker Bell pillowcases
(are not punk rock)
Led Zeppelin air fresheners
(are not punk rock)
Tupac incense burners
(are not punk rock)
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Misfits candle tins
(are not punk rock)
ICP throw blankets
(are not punk rock)
Beaded Elvis curtains
(are not punk rock)
Talking Lamb Chop plush dolls
(are not punk rock)
AC/DC hair clips
(are not punk rock)
SpongeBob wristbands
(are not punk rock)
Sex Pistols boxer shorts
(are not punk rock)
The Dischord back catalogue?
Okay, maybe that's punk rock: but!
Hot Topic uses contrived identification with youth sub-cultures
to manufacture an antiauthoritarian identity and
make millions. That $8 you paid for the Mudvayne poster
would be better spent used for seeing your brother's
friend's band. DIY ethics are punk rock! Starting your
own label is punk rock! GG Allin was punk rock! But when
a crass corporate vulture feeds on mass consumer

Lars:
Welcome to the Wild Wild West
Pecos Lars won't hesitate to put a slug in your chest
Hard rhymer, 49-er, got my Remington Cocked
I shot a man in Reno just to hear his heart stop (stop)
YTCracker:
manifest destiny was the slogan
in the 1800s when the east was all broken
people sought their riches in a vicious move west
and the competition kept 'em on their toes with no rest
Lars:
Posting up at my homestead got my gold bars stacked
Go west, manifest destiny is on track
Forging streams, so it seems, in my heavy covered wagon
You can't stop it, Davy Crocket, all the crazy fun we're having
YTCracker:
in the mid 90s people started forging the framework
of the modern day internet and pioneered the game work
i was on the front lines lewis and clark
with a slip connection wrecking on the net in the dark
Chorus
manifest destiny a motto of progress
but it isn't always positive the aftermath regardless
eventually theres casualty - but it doesnt matter see
'Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves
manifest destiny a motto of progress
but it isn't always positive the aftermath regardless
eventually there's casualty - but it doesn't matter see
'Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves
Lars:
I get crunk!
Shooting Indians, straight out pillagin'
One day we'll put a Wal-Mart here and make those millions
Small pox on the blankets killing buffalo for fun
The white man is more heinous than Attila the Hun!
YTCracker:
was an outlaw sticking up the internet train
i took that superhighway and i made it a game
felt at home on the range i'm an agent of change
im the internet obama if it needed a name
Lars:
Pochantis, girl you want this, brace yourself like orthodontists
Because High Noon is coming soon like Jesse James you'll never stop us
Just Andy Milonakis eating everything in sight
We sleep with one eye open on these cold Nevada nights!
YTCracker:
i was spamming mails like it was oregon trails
die of sickness from the dysentery making my sales
holy grails of the internet partner knew 'em all
smuggling my warez with a howdy yall