Turned (2006)

Actors

• Tom Trainor (director)
• Tom Trainor (producer)
• Tom Trainor (editor)
• Arthur Abel (producer)
• Chevelle S.S. (producer)
• Chevelle S.S. (actress)
• Roger Waldron (producer)
• Roger Waldron (actor)
• Leif Abel (actor)
• Josh D. (actor)
• Jason Eckels (actor)
• Leif Abel (producer)
• Jason Eckels (producer)
• Josh D. (composer)
• Garth Reft (actor)

Genres

• Short
• Thriller

The Mole (2000)

Actors

• Grant Bowler (actor)
• Devin Lovelace (editor)
• Martin McGreechin (actor)
• Claire Hall (miscellaneous crew)
• Kristine Stanley (actress)
• Ben Thurston (miscellaneous crew)
• Petrina Edge (actress)
• Abby Coleman (actress)
• Peter Moore (actor)
• Debbie Marks (miscellaneous crew)
• Patrick Fogarty (actor)
• Shaun Faulkner (actor)
• James Pouloudis (actor)
• Nathan Beves (actor)
• Alan Mason (actor)

Genres

• Game-Show
• Reality-TV

The Mole (2000)

Actors

• Grant Bowler (actor)
• Devin Lovelace (editor)
• Martin McGreechin (actor)
• Claire Hall (miscellaneous crew)
• Kristine Stanley (actress)
• Ben Thurston (miscellaneous crew)
• Petrina Edge (actress)
• Abby Coleman (actress)
• Peter Moore (actor)
• Debbie Marks (miscellaneous crew)
• Patrick Fogarty (actor)
• Shaun Faulkner (actor)
• James Pouloudis (actor)
• Nathan Beves (actor)
• Alan Mason (actor)

Genres

• Game-Show
• Reality-TV

Smile (1975)

Actors

• Geoffrey Lewis (actor)
• Bruce Dern (actor)
• Melanie Griffith (actress)
• Colleen Camp (actress)
• Nicholas Pryor (actor)
• Annette O'Toole (actress)
• Titos Vandis (actor)
• Patricia Norris (costume designer)
• Dennis Dugan (actor)
• George Wyner (actor)
• David V. Picker (miscellaneous crew)
• Don Record (miscellaneous crew)
• David V. Picker (producer)
• Richard A. Harris (editor)
• Paul Benedict (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

This beauty pageant's about to get ugly.
Raised on hamburgers and soda pop, She's got a winning smile that's hard to top. A credit to her family, the ideal teen, She's America's daughter, she's a beauty queen.

Quotes:

Doria Houston: Santa Rosa is so beautiful. I mean, I thought the shopping mall in Anaheim was great until I saw yours. It's... a credit to the vision of your business community.

Big Bob Freelander: "A guy turns 35." That's really what's buggin' you, isn't it? That you're about to turn 35.::Andy DiCarlo: Maybe. Maybe. Or maybe I don't see what's fun about kissing a dead chicken's ass.::Big Bob Freelander: Well that's 'cause you haven't tried it.

Andy DiCarlo: Jesus! Doesn't anything get you down?::Big Bob Freelander: Yeah, I get my apple cart upset sometimes. I just learned a long time ago to accept a little less from life, that's all.

Wilson Shears: I... I realize that you and I have gotten off to a rather shaky start. But things don't have to stay that way. What do you say?::Tommy French: Let's keep it shaky.

Wilson Shears: Now see here, Mr. French! I'm trying to be reasonable about this! Now our, our, our Jaycee Chapter is almost bankrupt because of this meat show!... and if we don't break even we're going to have to cancel the Rodeo for the Retarded.

Ted Farley: Isn't she lovely? Aren't they all lovely? Isn't everyone lovely?

Tommy French: Kick and Bend. Kick and Bend. No dear, if you kick and bend at the same time you're going to knock yourself out.

Andy DiCarlo: [Bob has just given Andy a rather "rehearsed"-sounding motivational talk - something that sounds like it came directly from the beauty pageant] Bob, I've finally figured out what you are. You know what you are? A goddamned 'Young American Miss'!

Wilson Shears: Are you all right, darling? Can I get you anything? A doctor? A Pepsi?

The Winner

Cast

• Amir Talai
• Rob Corddry
• Erinn Hayes
• Keir Gilchrist
• Linda Hart
• Lenny Clarke
• Michael Steger
• Michelle Chin
• Katey Sagal
• Britt Robertson
• George Wyner
• Kay Panabaker
• Charles Esten
• Susan Chuang
• Jillian Clare
• David Bowe
• Brett DelBuono
• Will Tiao
• Takayo Fischer

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  Vivica: You're weird.::Josh Miller: I'm well aware of that....
• Episode 2: Single Dates
  Glen's "Reel World" name tag reads "Glenn," with two N's...
• Episode 3: Broken Home
  Josh calls Glen "kemo sabe". This is a term meaning "faithful friend" which was popularized by the L...
• Episode 4: What Happens in Albany, Stays in Albany
  USA:April 2007...
• Episode 5: Glen's New Friend
  Josh meets a new friend from school and snubs Glen. Glen befriends a customer at the video store, no...
• Episode 6: Hot for Teacher
  USA:May 2007...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• The Winner - Richie Kotzen
• The Winner - Drake
• The Winner - Badfinger
• The Winner - Magellan
• The Winner - Crystal Method
• The Winner - Roland Grapow
• The Winner - Leviticus
• The Winner - Michael Trent
• The Winner - Infa Riot

BEFORE I MET YOU I WAS INCOMPLETE
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ANYTHING
NOW YOUR HERE AND I'M ON MY FEET
AND MY HEART IS FEELIN EVERYTHING
I DON'T EVER WANNA LOSE THIS FEELING
I DON'T NEED ANYTHING BUT YOU
YOU OUGHTA KNOW THAT YOU GAVE ME LIFE
AND TOLD ME THINGS THAT I NEVER KNOW ABOUT
NOW I KNOW I'M GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
WITH YOU THERE IS NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT
I DON'T EVER WANNA LOSE THIS FEELING
I DON'T NEED ANYTHING BUT YOU
I'VE GOT A BURNING LOVE
AND YOUR ALL THAT I DESIRE
FROM THE MOMENT I AWAKE UNTIL THE DEAD OF NIGHT
I'VE GOT A BURNING LOVE
AND ONLY YOU PUT OUT THE FIRE
I FEEL LIKE I'M A WINNER BECAUSE YOUR MINE
I WONDER HOW I EVER LIVED MY LIFE
WITHOUT YOU AND THE THINGS WE TALK ABOUT
I CAN'T IMAGINE EVER LIVIN MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU
AND THE THINGS I'D LIVE WITHOUT
I DON'T EVER WANNA LOSE THIS FEELING
I DON'T NEED ANYTHING BUT YOU
I'VE GOT A BURNING LOVE
AND ONLY YOU PUT OUT THE FIRE
I FEEL LIKE I'M A WINNER BECAUSE YOUR MINE
YOU HELP ME FIGURE OUT THE THINGS THAT I CAN'T
UNDERSTAND
I LET IT GO AND TRY NOT TO THINK
I'M IN YOUR HANDS IN YOUR HANDS
I'VE GOT A BURNING LOVE
AND YOUR ALL THAT I DESIRE
FROM THE MOMENT I AWAKE UNTIL THE DEAD OF NIGHT
I'VE GOT A BURNING LOVE
AND ONLY YOU PUT OUT THE FIRE

[Verse 1]
I�m performin' tonight you know that shit gon' be packed
Pay me in advance and make sure that it�s exact
My ex girl�ll probably show up for the simple fact
That tomorrow she can tell all of her friends it was whack
But fuck that though, this about me
They say my whole fan base is missing I.D.
But the young trend setting musician I be
Got critics giving up the recognition I de-serve
Never bring yo' misses By me I�m it I�m it call me Mr. I.T.
If I get one wish I'ma wish to die free
They say gon' head, ball like Mrs. Ivory, And I do
The realest in my age group, no shit
SoHo, Cosmo, Bah Mar blow fish?
Let's make a toast, tell yo' friends come closer
Drinks on me like a coaster
[Chorus]
We doin' it big
Look at what I done
Look at where I�m is
It�s only just begun
'Cause I was staying home
When they was having fun
So please don�t be surprised when they announce that I won
And this is how my speech goes
I deserve this shit, I deserve this shit, I deserve this shit
That�s all I got to say, at the top is where I stay
And tell my haters never go away
The Winner
[Verse 2]
Long awaited, hated
Fans see me out and they holla happy belated
It�s about time that you made it
I was bumping yo' songs when nobody else played it
When I was up in Hot Beat in Atlanta steady giving daps
Fetching niggas drinks but I never got to rap
If anybody asked though I prolly woulda snapped
But I can�t sign nothing 'til my lawyer get the fax and
No one decides who the definition of talent is
And Mrs. Murry look at what my talent did
And what yo' business is
It's been a couple years
Guess it�s not about who you know, it�s just how you balance it
It�s always awkward to dummy a nigga artist
And get on someone song when you know you comin' the hardest
It's how you start actin' when nobody can reach ya
My plan just hatched, happy Easter
[Chorus]
I�m doin' it big
Look at what I done
Look at where I�m is
It�s only just begun
'Cause I was staying home
When they was having fun
So please don�t be surprised when they announce that I won
And this is how my speech goes
I deserve this shit, I deserve this shit, I deserve this shit
That�s all I got to say
At the top is where I stay
And tell my haters never go away
The Winner
[Verse 3]
Uhh, ok I do it for the love
Bunk bed flow, always one level above
If I�m in ya starting five you will never need a sub
And I�m neva looking down so I always know wassup.
A lot of people sayin' fuck me
Problem is they be telling everybody but me
But I always got a Starbucks verse
Being brewed too hot please please double cup me
They never gave me support like Chuck T�s
And I never trust a nigga sayin' trust me
Nick Cannon and Will neva did it this ill
So you tell don�t you dare interrupt me
Thanks to my mother for never giving up
You deserve the world, now gon' live it up
Thanks to uncle Steve my hero who always saved us
I could never give back everything you gave us
[Bridge]
And to my dad even though we was apart
I couldn�t leave you out, you forever in my heart
Yeah, and in the name of Evelyn Cher
I�ll forever forgive anybody that never was there
For me, no other woman could ever compare
My angel I hope Heaven�s prepared for whenever you there
[Verse 4]
Uhh, I got a revolutionary flow in every scenario coming through ya Stereo
Got a new chick, booty round like the merry go
Bitches like where he at, they be like there he go
And this verse deserve a burial
Don�t cry for me this ain�t mothafucking Mario
Yeah, and Polow isn�t at my session
It�s the anticipation keeping everybody guessing like
[Chorus]
Look at what I done
Look at where I�m is
It�s only just begun
'Cause I was staying home
When they was having fun
So please don�t be surprised when they announce that I won
And this is how my speech goes
I deserve this shit, I deserve this shit, I deserve this shit
That�s all I got to say
At the top is where I stay

You can drive a car, be a movie star
Any day of the week
You don't have to shout or walk about
You just have to speak
Say baby, you just have to speak
You can fly a plane, maybe go insane
Any day that you like
Everyone'll say, "Have you been away?"
Everything is alright
Say baby, everything is alright
CHORUS:
Here he come, that's a winner
Here he come, take a look, write a book
You can eat him up for dinner, yeah
You can run around over stony ground
Or lay in the sand
You don't have to show what you really know
We all understand
Say baby, we all understand
(guitar solo (Pete Ham, then Joey Molland))
REPEAT VERSE 1
CHORUS
Baby, we all understand
Baby, we all understand
Baby, we all understand

Welcome these players to your stage
Progressive, we cleverly syncopate
These rhythms, in a key, in an overture
Directing our experience into yours.
Waiting here for a visionary
Imagine living the new possibilities
In a matter of time you're a
Winner/success at hand/it's all
In your future just take command.
Anyone can be a winner
We all want a winner
Everybody wants one -