Stoners from Space (2012)

Actors

• Shwagman (actor)
• Shwagman (producer)
• Shwagman (writer)
• Shwagman (composer)
• Shwagman (director)
• Christ (actor)
• Machine Gun Jack (actor)
• Rey (actor)
• Chest Rockwood (actor)
• Ak (actor)
• Vadner (actor)
• Beth Greenleaf (actress)
• Jewel (actress)
• Majelly (actress)
• Mo (actress)

Genres

• Animation
• Short

Ninjas (2010)

Actors

• Paulo Sacramento (editor)
• Flavio Bauraqui (actor)
• Carlos Meceni (actor)
• Dennison Ramalho (writer)
• André Ceccato (actor)
• Dennison Ramalho (director)
• Pablo Torrecillas (producer)
• Eduardo Chagas (actor)
• Pablo Torrecillas (producer)
• Paulo Beto (composer)
• Juliana Galdino (actress)
• Celso 'Not Dead' Camargo (actor)
• André Luís Patrício (actor)
• Ariê Rodrigues (actor)
• Ariê Rodrigues (actor)

Genres

• Horror
• Short

Frankenpimp (2009)

Actors

• Lloyd Kaufman (actor)
• Peter John Ross (composer)
• Tony Watt (producer)
• Tony Watt (actor)
• Tony Watt (writer)
• Tony Watt (writer)
• Tony Watt (costume designer)
• Tony Watt (director)
• Tony Watt (actor)
• Vivita (costume designer)
• Vivita (producer)
• Vivita (actress)
• Vivita (actress)
• Vivita (actress)
• Vivita (director)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Horror
• Sci-Fi
• Thriller

Taglines:

This motion picture will make your knees freeze, your liver quiver & give your plasma asthma!
The 'mutha' of all horror!
..Got Blood?
In 2007, they created a monster who wanted to stay dead..and now he's out for revenge...killing one jive motherf*cker at a time!
In a stone..on a ring...there lived a demon!
This Halloween...Frankenpimp lives!

Quotes:

Doctor Frank N. Swine: [On seeing the Android-Monster's reanimation] Patient Zero has risen from ze Dead!

Patient Zero: [Surprised, upon viewing Jesus, who turns out to be a black man] Who knew?... I was expecting Barry Gibb.

Tricky: [When asked about the supernatural event that had transpired] It's Hoo-doo, I tells ya!

Julie Capuletti: [a ditz,upon seeing the grisly suicide of her lover] Oh my God!... Someone call 4-1-1!

Nurse Ingrid: [to the mad doctor] The World is our's, Doktor! Ah ha ha ha ha!

Tricky's Bedroom Ol' Lady: [Concerned, as Tricky speaks on phone] Who's that, Baby?::Tricky: [Abruptly] Shuddup!

Patient Zero: [Voice Over about a couple bio-meganical cyborgs named "The Knife" & "Monty X"] Meet The Knife... a Model 12... a powerful, psychotic 'toaster', who's only weakness is his berserker attitude... The class 12's are not far removed from their faulty prototypes, like Monty here... this class 11 was discontinued after his first day of duty; where as a police-borg, he and a group of Model 12's shot up a schoolbus filled with special students.

Tricky: [Upon learning that their former colleague Green Eyes, beat this ex-girlfriend, Rose, regularly on a daily basis] Man, that's cold... I never beat my bitches... not every day,::Patient Zero: Tricky, you sensitive soul.

Green Eyes: [possessed by: Ah Puch, the South American blood-demon] I hear voices and they hate your f-ing guts!::Tricky: [to Romeo aka: Patient Zero] This guy's nuttier than a squirrel turd!::Patient Zero: [to Tricky] Aw, you're just jealous 'coz the voices aren't talking to you.

Killar Queen: [a sultry, demonic, vampiric, astro-queen, upon entering Patient Zero/Romeo's premises] Good e-evening, Happy-Meal... I am Killar Queen... I must bite you!

The Garden (1990)

Actors

• Vernon Dobtcheff (actor)
• Michael Gough (actor)
• Tilda Swinton (actress)
• Derek Jarman (director)
• Simon Fisher-Turner (composer)
• Annie Symons (costume designer)
• Pete Lee-Wilson (actor)
• James Mackay (producer)
• Spencer Leigh (actor)
• Spencer Leigh (actor)
• Dawn Archibald (actress)
• Peter Cartwright (editor)
• Jessica Martin (actress)
• Jack Birkett (actor)
• Kevin Collins (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Don Camillo (1984)

Actors

• Pino Donaggio (composer)
• Lew Ayres (actor)
• Terence Hill (director)
• Terence Hill (producer)
• Cyril Cusack (actor)
• Terence Hill (actor)
• Franco Diogene (actor)
• Mark Johnson (producer)
• Anita Zagaria (actress)
• Mimsy Farmer (actress)
• Colin Blakely (actor)
• Bianca Doria (actress)
• Paolo Gozlino (miscellaneous crew)
• Andy Luotto (actor)
• Allan Arbus (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

Le martyre de Saint Sébastien (1984)

Actors

• Jan Preucil (actor)
• Michael Biehn (actor)
• Jana Hlavácová (actress)
• Franco Citti (actor)
• Osman Ragheb (miscellaneous crew)
• Milan Riehs (actor)
• Gabriele D'Annunzio (writer)
• Nicholas Clay (actor)
• Milan Corba (costume designer)
• Urs Althaus (actor)
• Karel Kohout (editor)
• Petr Weigl (director)
• Pavol Mikulík (actor)
• Andrea Coppola (actor)
• Anne Sofie von Otter (actress)

Genres

• Drama
• Musical

Den sedmý - osmá noc (1969)

Actors

• Bohumil Smída (actor)
• Václav Trégl (actor)
• Josef Dobrichovský (editor)
• Josef Bek (actor)
• Kveta Fialová (actress)
• Josef Bek (actor)
• Zdenek Srstka (actor)
• Jirí Hálek (actor)
• Jaroslav Mares (actor)
• Bedrich Kubala (miscellaneous crew)
• Karel Hovorka (actor)
• Ladislav Novotný (miscellaneous crew)
• Jan Kacer (actor)
• Jan Libícek (actor)
• Ljuba Skorepová (actress)

Genres

Andrey Rublyov (1966)

Actors

• Yuriy Nazarov (actor)
• Yuriy Nazarov (actor)
• Rolan Bykov (actor)
• Nikolay Grinko (actor)
• Andrey Konchalovskiy (writer)
• Mikhail Kononov (actor)
• Andrey Tarkovskiy (writer)
• Andrey Tarkovskiy (director)
• Nikolay Burlyaev (actor)
• Ivan Lapikov (actor)
• Nikolai Grabbe (actor)
• Stepan Krylov (actor)
• Bolot Beyshenaliyev (actor)
• Nikolai Sergeyev (actor)
• Irina Miroshnichenko (actress)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama
• History
• War

Quotes:

Kirill: Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth and the thy heart cheer thee in the days of thy youth. Walk in the ways of thine heart, and in the sight of thine eyes but know that for all these God will bring thee into judgment. Remember now thy Creator in the days of thy youth before the difficult days come and the years draw nigh when thou shalt say "I have no pleasure in them." Remember thy creator before the silver cord be loosed, or the golden bowl be broken or the pitcher shattered at the fountain or the wheel broken at the well. Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it. "Vanity of vanities," saith the preacher; "All is vanity."

Andrei Rublyov: I am what I am. You couldn't teach me integrity.

Andrei Rublyov: You just spoke of Jesus. Perhaps he was born and crucified to reconcile God and man. Jesus came from God, so he is all-powerful. And if He died on the cross it was predetermined and His crucifixion and death were God's will. That would have aroused hatred not in those that crucified him but in those that loved him if they had been near him at that moment, because they loved him as a man only. But if He, of His own will, left them, He displayed injustice, or even cruelty. Maybe those who crucified him loved him because they helped in this divine plan.

Ingmarsarvet (1925)

Actors

• Conrad Veidt (actor)
• Hugo Björne (actor)
• Gustaf Molander (writer)
• Gustaf Molander (director)
• Axel Högel (actor)
• John Ekman (actor)
• Gösta Gustafson (actor)
• Josua Bengtson (actor)
• Emmy Albiin (actress)
• Sten Lindgren (actor)
• Sven Bergvall (actor)
• Ragnar Hyltén-Cavallius (writer)
• Gabriel Alw (actor)
• Lars Hanson (actor)
• Carl Browallius (actor)

Genres

Business Is Business (1915)

Actors

• Hobart Bosworth (actor)
• Otis Turner (director)
• Jack Nelson (actor)
• Wyndham Standing (actor)
• F. McGrew Willis (writer)
• Gretchen Lederer (actress)
• Marc Robbins (actor)
• Frank Newburg (actor)
• Maude George (actress)
• Wellington A. Playter (actor)
• Octave Mirbeau (writer)
• Nat C. Goodwin (actor)
• Florentine Saxe (miscellaneous crew)
• Florentine Saxe (miscellaneous crew)
• Mlle. Marguerite (actress)

Genres

• Drama

Christ Filmography

• Stoners from Space
  2012, role: actor , character name: Christ
• Madame Dasima
  2001, role: actor , character name: Indra's Friend
• Madame Dasima
  2001, role: actor , character name: The Birthday Singer

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Christ - Margot & The Nuclear So & So's
• Christ - Luke Haines
• Christ - Aniel

Jesus breaks your heart
Every night when he doesn't come.
All alone, wine bottles and chrome,
I got nothing in my bag for you.
The fire from the sky,
He wants to know your shoe size,
And all the weird shit in your brain,
He's gonna wash it away with blood.
Blood.
He breaks your heart every night when he doesn't come.
Mary, steal the car
Drag it off with the carnival
I could pray,
I could beg you to stay,
But I won't.
Tell him what you like,
He wants to know your dark side,
And all the weird shit in your brain,
He's gonna wash it away with blood.
Blood.
He'll break your heart every night when he doesn't come.
Tell me what you're like,
Come on and flash me those blue eyes,
And all the weird shit in your brain,
I'm gonna wash it away with blood.
Blood.
You break my heart every night we fall apart.
Every night we fall apart.

At the age of 33 and a third, the time that Christ
spent on earth
I decided to cut all ties with showbiz
As the awards piled up in the bath, well I started to
laugh
At all those who died in the name of light
entertainment
Camp Christ, Kitsch Christ, some escapologist Christ
fella
There's an unfunny Christ comedian tied up in my cellar
Fly tipping Christ in a lay-by, All try to catch my
attention
At the age of 33 and a third, the time that Christ
spent on earth
I decided to establish a manifesto
Until we destroy we'll only have ruins
No more masterpieces. No more pseudonyms
Speak in tongues change my identity
Become invisible
I deal in absolutes, no second chances
I'm the Holy Grail of poisoned stanzas
Do I have to end it all like Billy Mackenzie
To get out of the contract?
Arse-licking Christ, false Christ, little self-hatred
Christ
Sex Christ, Death, dumb and blind Christ, Hanging in a
garden shed Christ
Anorexic Christ, Idiot Christ, All try to catch my
attention
At the age of 33 and a third, the time that Christ
spent on earth

Show me show me (3xs)
What about, w-what about the one?
Hold up can anybody really tell me why we stand up
And shout and dance, waving our hands without a purpose
Cause everything I hear today is really really catchy catchy
But I can't quite catch on to the real real message.
*The way, the truth, the life is still Christ but
How would you know from what is shown?
Between what's right and wrong is there separation?
I wanna know where we wen't wrong.
**What about the C.H.R.I.S.T?
Somebody tell me. Somebody tell me.
Why don't we still B.E.L.I.E.V.E
He never changes? His word is ageless
Well here's a wake up call,
Are you for him or against him?
Don't you know that you're losing time-time?
So show me show me.
I wanna see what you're saying.
Don't need no wishy-washy-ness.
That's just not the way we act. No-uh-uh.
Uh-uh~, Oh-uh-uh~, Uh-uh~
What about the one, one?
We're fighting for the only one
Who was and is and is to come.
Will you be ready (when he appears?)
Or will you give in to what sounds good,
Looks good, feels good? Am I understood?
*, **
What you see on MTV, in magazines,
And what society says you should be
Is all designed to deceive and distract you
From the one who died for you.