Smith, Julian Filmography

• Justice Squad
  2012, role: actor , character name: Emo Kid

Smith, Julian Filmography

• Charlotte Church Live from Jerusalem
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Julian Smith:

"We're seeing this growing. The strongest part of their influence is on the media: if something online suddenly becomes a story in the local press, then it matters."

"There's no competition of violence. It's just everybody coming out and having a good time, being out in the sun, meeting people from other places."

"People in some countries are just more receptive to the idea of posting their thoughts online."

"It's still primarily a niche activity, although it is a growing one."

"She found him propped against a wall, clearly very severely injured."

"It might be a really nice-looking restaurant, but if it's sitting empty on a Saturday night, that's probably not a good sign."

"The U.S. online advertising market is much bigger than Europe's but it is a crowded market and the room for growth is shrinking. In Europe, online advertising is growing much faster and portals like Yahoo want to tap into that."

"This was a very, very drunk young man and indeed my understanding is this was an absolutely inexcusable piece of conduct."

"Greater demand for online advertising space will help media owners expand their offerings and improve revenue yields from their properties."

"I'm a Star Wars junkie, and I know the number of science fiction fans we have here. I knew this would be a problem, just like I knew everyone would try to download Internet Explorer 5.0 when it was released."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Buffering - Julian Smith
• Special Flow - Julian Smith
• Eat Randy - Julian Smith
• Rendezvous With You - Julian Smith
• Red Eye Flashes Twice - Julian Smith
• Captive - Julian Smith
• Racist Coffee - Julian Smith
• Nice Hotel - Julian Smith
• Never Get Naked In Your Shower - Julian Smith
• Jellyfish - Julian Smith
• I'm Reading A Book - Julian Smith
• Grandma Like Whoa - Julian Smith
• July - Julian Smith
• Julian Smith - Julian Smith

I swear that I could watch you for hours
I swear that I could watch you for hours
Now I know that I just found you
But I've never been so sure
You make me laugh until I cry
Like nothing has before
You say we're moving quickly
I feel like it's too slow
Can't you just tell me
I really need to know
Why you're buffering tonight
You're buffering tonight
You say there's no connection
And you must be right
'Cause your buffering tonight
Now I was honest from the start
You knew you were being played
Even showed you to my girlfriend
And still you chose to stay
In my favorites list 'cause
You knew that I liked this
Oh, why do you tease me
When you know I can't resist
When you're buffering tonight
You're buffering tonight
You say there's no connection
And you must be right

My little butterfly
You just so prettily
I like to watch you fly
Oh it's just so nice to see
The way you touch my soul
And the beautiful things you say
I wish we could grow old
And stay in the candlelight everyday
If you really want me
You got to let me know
It feels so good at side me
You got that special flow
Say you and me together
I want the world to know
I love you 'til forever
You got that special flow
Oh girl you blow my mind
With each and every smile
Your ways are so devibe
Come on and spend some time
And don't you know it's true
Baby me and you
You know just what to do
Cause I'm so into you
If you really want me
You got to let me know
It feels so good at side me
You got that special flow
Say you and me together
I want the world to know
I love you 'til forever
You got that special flow
I just wanna know what's on your mind
What you feelin' baby
You just drive me crazy
come on now
I said I just wanna know
what's on your mind
What you feelin' baby
You just drive me crazy
If you really want me
You got to let me know
It feels so good at side me
You got that special flow
Say you and me together
I want the world to know
I love you 'til forever
You got that special flow
If you really want me
You got to let me know
Say you and me together
I want the world to know
If you really want me
You got to let me know
It feels so good at side me
You got that special flow
Say you and me together
I want the world to know
I love you 'til forever

The menu at this restaurant
Has everything you'd ever want
But nothing that quite fancies me
I do not want the steak bonneis
I do not want the duck flombay
These specials don't sound special to me
I'd rather eat Randy
I'd rather eat Randyyy
I'd rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy
I'd rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy
God is great, God is good
Let us thank him for this Randy, amen
Randy is a three course meal
Plus dessert to seal the deal
Oh, and I'll be needing a to-go box
I'd rather eat Randy
I'd rather eat Randyyy
I'd rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy
I'd rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy
Happy Birthday, Randy
Randy, it's so good to see you
Would you like to ride my bicycle
Randy, wish me a happy anniversary, would you
Randy, would you like to go on a picnic with me
Randy! We are so proud of you, Randy
Eat Randy! (x13)
I'd rather eat Randy
I'd rather eat Randyyy
I'd rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy
I'd rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy
I'd rather eat Randy
I'd rather eat Randyyy
I'd rather eat Randy, Randy, Randy

I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
Ladies ladies everywhere one of me it just ain’t fair for
When I tease all the ladies try to take a look at these
Settle down ladies you’ll get your turn
One of these days you’ll get your burned I’m on fire
Turn me down or I’ll slit your tires
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
Ladies you don’t even get,
I really like your style
You really drive me wild
I want to have your child, in wedlock
Tick Tock, time is wasting ladies, you’re getting older
And honestly, I’m losing interest
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
Source: LYBIO.net
I hop
At the truck stop
Coffee shop
(Noo)
At the meet spot
I wear my tank-top
At the coffee shop
(Nooooooo)
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
Source: LYBIO.net
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I made this for you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you
I want to rendezvous with you

This is a song for every person in the world...
Verse 1:
Everybody's trying to get their picture looking nice,
But they act like a camera is some foreign device,
I've got somethin' to ask you and I'll keep it concise,
WHAT ARE YOU STUPID! Red eye flashes twice!
Verse 2:
I was trying to snap a picture of my buddies, Bill and Bryce,
Bill takes lots of pictures, so he gave me some advice,
He moved before the second flash, "photographer" yeah right!
WHAT ARE YOU STUPID, BILL! Red eye flashes twice!
Chorus:
All your friends will hate your guts if you don't stand still,
Your family will disown your butt and probably have you killed,
If you have a girlfriend, which we all know you don't,
But if you do she'll leave you, and then you de-fin-ite-ly won't...
Have a girlfriend...
Verse 3:
The famous person in this picture wasn't very nice,
I just wanted his picture, and his pizza slice,
With just one flash he walked away as if I had head lice,
WHAT ARE YOU STUPID! Heh... I've seen all your movies twice...
Chorus:
All your friends will hate your guts if you don't stand still,
Your family will disown your butt and probably have you killed,
If you have a girlfriend, which we all know you don't,
But if you do she'll leave you, and then you de-fin-ite-ly won't...
See it's much easier to just assume that the flash is gonna go two times and to just wait there for a second, rather than move and risk all these people in your life hating you forever and wanting you dead, because every time they look at their picture, they don't see the picture, they see, "Oh, there's 'So-and-So'. He ruined my picture IN FRONT OF THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT. I FREAKIN' HATE THAT GUY!"
Chorus:
All your friends will hate your guts if you don't stand still,
Your family will disown your butt and probably have you killed,
If you have a girlfriend, which we all know you don't,
But if you do she'll leave you, and then you de-fin-ite-ly won't...
You'll be single, for the rest of your life.

I’ve got a message For the east, west, north, and south I just hope that you can hear it With this tape on my mouth And if you’re just tuning in Let me debrief you briefly My name is Julian and I’ve been K to the IDNA double PED Been in captivity For about 5 weeks or so So please don’t even ask how I made this track in the studio Someone call the PoPo For vandalism I’m tt-tearing it up with Immaculate rhyme and rhythm
I’m a captive I’m a captive And I been told that I cant live Unless I got a captive audience
Getting 1000 people to subscribe Is quite a lot But you gotta help me foil Gabrielle’s evil plot Cause he’s got me at gunpoint And he says he’ll shoot If you do not subscribe I will be execute And I’m not typically the Type of person to bribe But I’m giving you an iPod If you get some friends to subscribe So who wants an iPod? Me! You want one? I do! Did you subscribe? No… Then no iPod for you!

his coffees black his coffees white but we drink it
both ways cuz its alright some only drink it white some
only drink it black but we drink it both ways so that
we wont get flack
we dont drink we dont drink racist coffee dont drink
that dont drink that racist coffee im racist against
that racist coffee neither ones first neither ones a
sequel all drinks are created equal
this worlds humongous so many coffee drinks among us
like cappuccinos mocchiatos and my favorite americanos
who cares about your whereabouts east to west or north
to south just shut your mouth now open it youll enjoy
both were hopin at least
we dont drink we dont drink racist coffee dont drink
that dont drink that racist coffee im racist against
that racist coffee neither ones first neither ones a
sequel all drinks are created equal
hey white friend try this hey that is pretty good hey
black friend try this hey that is pretty good hey white
friend try this hey that is pretty good hey black
friend try this hey that is pretty good thats pretty
good
we dont drink we dont drink racist coffee dont drink
that dont drink that racist coffee im racist against
that racist coffee neither ones first neither ones a
sequel all drinks are created equal

This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed
Look at this hotel room, what do you see
Dollar, dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar, dollar, dollar sign
We don't have money so we can't touch anything
Put it on a credit card, debt, debt
This room's cool, this room's fine
It got Internet so I can get online
This internets kind of slow, this internets kinda slow
This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed
This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed
Walk into the room and I see
Housekeeping and my stuff (so mean)
There, that's better
You hear me after death, I thought I lost my sweater
There's only one bed, there's only one bed
Now call it in the air, now tails or heads? Both!
We're sleeping in the same bed
But it's okay cuz we're not telling, anyone
This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed
This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed
We're showering at the same time, we're showering at the same time
Cuz there's two shower heads not one
There two shower heads not one
We're showering at the same time, we're showering at the same time
Cuz there's two shower heads not one
And it's okay cuz we're not looking
This is a nice hotel!
This is a nice hotel indeed, it's a nice hotel indeed

-Chorus-
I'll never get naked in your shower
I promise I'll always wear my clothes
I only get naked in my shower, behind closed doors
but I'll never get naked in yours
as long as I'm a guest in your home, I declare this an anti-awkward zone
n' there ain't no need for privacy, ain't no private parts you see
this way we don't have to be, a-lone. hunh!
-Chorus-
(Spoken)
Johnny: It's getting kinda steamy in here!
Julian: Well you can take your shirt off if you want.
Johnny: I'm not taking my shirt off-
(Screamed/sung)
I'll never get naked in your shower
(Spoken)
Julian: Good Job, that was a test.
(Screamed/Sung)
I promise I'll always wear my clothes
I only get naked in my shower, behind closed doors
But I'll never get naked in yours
-Commercial break-
(Sung)
I'll never get naked in your shower
I promise I'll always wear my clothes
I only get naked in my shower, I MADE THIS FOR behind YOU closed doors

Jellyfish
Jelly-fish
Jelly-fish
Jellyfish
Take some jelly take some fish look at that sandwich
delish
Just make sure you don't eat a real jelly fish
OR YOU'LL DIE!
Jellyfish
Jelly-fish
Jelly-fish
Jellyfish
Jellyfish
Jelly-fish
Jelly-fish
Jellyfish
This world is full of compound words speak slower bro or you won't be
heard if you talk quick you might
sound slick but I also might think you just asked me to
make you a real jellyfish sandwich
AND YOU'LL DIE!
Jellyfish
Jelly-fish
Jelly-fish
Jellyfish
Hear the difference?
Jellyfish; jelly-fish
It's subtle but it could save your life.
Jelly-fish
Big 'ole nasty fish
Jellyfish
Jelly-fish
Jellyfish
Jelly-fish

At home
sitting in my favorite nook
My girl's trying to get me eat some dinner she cooked
I'm reading a book, girl
I'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book
On the shoulder
I got pulled over
Pigs trynna get me, roll my window lower
I'm reading a book, pig
I'm reading a book
Don't you ever interrupt me, while I'm reading a book
Why are all these people always interrupting me?
What i gotta do to try to make them see?
(Don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, I'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book
(Don't you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book)
I'm reading a book, I'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while I'm reading a book
I'm at the library, where they call me a crook
I never even pay for my library books
I take them from the shelf
and if anyone looks i say
I'm reading a book, man
I'm reading a book
At a stupid birthday party for some stupid kid
take a book from a present
That was supposed to be his
Now i'm about to find out what happens to Captain Hook
Cause i'm reading your book, kid
I'm reading your book
Why are all these people always interrupting me?
What i gotta do to try to make them see?
(Don't you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book)
Im reading a book, i'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book
(Don't you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book)
Im reading a book, i'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book
If you ever interrupt me
you can bet your gonna see
the nasty me, the nasty me, the nasty me
Im reading a book, i'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book
(Don't you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book)
Im reading a book, i'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book
Im reading a book, i'm reading a book
dont you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book
(Don't you ever interrupt me while i'm reading a book)
Im reading a book, i'm reading a book
dont you ever inte...

Speaking Part :
Dude: I want that hoodie so bad.
Julian: Uh-uh, my Gaggy gave this to me.
Dude: Your gagging?
Julian: No, my Gaggy, my grandma.
Dude: Are you one of thoes butt-holes who call your
Grandma all kinds of different pet names? Huh?
Julian: Whatever man!
Dude: Why don't you just call her your grandma, like
everyone else?
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I call my grandma "Nanny" I call my grandma "Gram" I
call my grandma "Mammy" cause grandma is the man
babushkas never tired shes always down to roll I call
my grandma "Granny" cause grandma is like whoa!
My grandma is hot, my grandma is awesome, she wears
Mary Kay, my grandma is awesome my grandma is
righteous, she always reads the Bible my grandma is hot
too hot too hot too hot
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Dude: My grandmas dead.
Julian: What?
Dude: She's dead.
Julian: I'm so sorry.

A thousand days,
A thousand nights.
Takes me back to a place we call July.
When little did I know,
She was there inside.
A thousand days,
A thousand nights.
I remember loving her from first sight.
She was so beautiful.
Couldn't look left,
She looked so right.
A thousand days,
A thousand nights.
Still I feel her fingers sliding down my neck.
First kiss beneath the summer moonlight.
Oooh, ooooh.
And as the fall sets in,
I'll imagine.
A thousand days in July.
A thousand days,
A thousand nights.
Three times we travel to July.
Yeah it was meant to be.
Not for eternity, just quite.
A thousand days,
A thousand nights.
From a thousand feet up in the sky.
And as the fall sets in.
I'll imagine.
A thousand days in July.
Ahhh, ooooh, mmmmm.
As the fall sets in.
I'll imagine.

I swear that I could watch you for hours
I swear that I could watch you for hours
Now I know that I just found you
But I've never been so sure
You make me laugh until I cry
Like nothing has before
You say we're moving quickly
I feel like it's too slow
Can't you just tell me
I really need to know
Why you're buffering tonight
You're buffering tonight
You say there's no connection
And you must be right
'Cause your buffering tonight
Now I was honest from the start
You knew you were being played
Even showed you to my girlfriend
And still you chose to stay
In my favorites list 'cause
You knew that I liked this
Oh, why do you tease me
When you know I can't resist
When you're buffering tonight
You're buffering tonight
You say there's no connection
And you must be right
'Cause your buffering tonight
Your buffering tonight
Your buffering tonight
You say there's no connection
And you must be right