Elvis XXX: A Porn Parody (2011)

Actors

• Ron Jeremy (actor)
• James Deen (actor)
• Dale DaBone (actor)
• Alec Knight (actor)
• Tyler Knight (actor)
• Lexi Belle (actress)
• Axel Braun (producer)
• Axel Braun (director)
• Axel Braun (composer)
• Axel Braun (writer)
• Asa Akira (actress)
• Andy San Dimas (actress)
• Jessica Bangkok (actress)
• James Bartholet (actor)
• Jessi Palmer (actress)

Genres

• Adult

Quotes:

James Dean: [after Elvis left after the first time meeting] That Elvis fellow, he sure is interesting.::Natalie Wood: Jimmy!::James Dean: Sorry.

Young Elvis: [sings to the tune of the 'Hawaiian Wedding Song'] I will fuck you longer then forever, promise me to swallow all my load.

The King: [to Marilyn] I tell you baby, you've got my temperature risin', baby.

Ali: I'm the greatest. Man, I'm the fastest man that ever been. Man, I so fast, when I turn out the lights, I'm in bed before the room get's dark.

: What my mom told me, well exactly, cause she like never officially admitted that I was her daughter, but what she told me was: When they were filming in Vegas he was so smitten with her that on the first day of rehearsal he actually ripped her clothes of. Not that she had a lot of clothes to start of with.

Bamboo Shark (2011)

Actors

• Mickey Rooney (actor)
• Brian Anthony Wilson (actor)
• Johnny Williams (actor)
• David Born (actor)
• William James Kelly (actor)
• Gary Gustin (actor)
• Lionel Anthony Cook (actor)
• Gavin Peretti (actor)
• Dan Van Wert (actor)
• Vincent Riviezzo (actor)
• Connie Lamothe (actress)
• Tommy Lafitte (actor)
• Keyon Smith (actor)
• Robert Gulya (composer)
• Jose L. Penaranda (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Sylvester Stallone: You know, I played an overweight cop once.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: I played a Kindergarten cop.::Michael Jackson: Did somebody say Kindergarten?

Sean Connery: I'm Sean... double-O-7... I'm Sean!

Benjamin: Jesus! What, did you steal that off a horse?

Howard: That pig smells like old people.

Brooks: You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.

Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!

Elvis (2005)

Actors

• Laura Sevier (miscellaneous crew)
• Cassandra Barbour (miscellaneous crew)
• Randy Quaid (actor)
• Michael Jaffe (producer)
• Elton LeBlanc (actor)
• Robert Patrick (actor)
• Lynn Josephson Delaney (miscellaneous crew)
• Cynthia LeBlanc (actress)
• Ritchie Montgomery (actor)
• Howard Braunstein (producer)
• Camryn Manheim (actress)
• Tim Guinee (actor)
• Rose McGowan (actress)
• Joy Ellison (miscellaneous crew)
• Danny Nelson (actor)

Genres

• Biography
• Drama
• Music

Quotes:

Sam Phillips: Are you wearin' mascara, son?

Elvis Presley: You can move, Baby.::Ann-Margret: You can sing, Baby.

'Colonel' Tom Parker: [to Elvis] You're starting to look like a kettle of crap, son.

Elvis Presley: Listen to this. This is how God works. [reading] I may be expressing myself through these beautiful symphonies of light, color, and language that manifests itself as music. But they will hail you as one of the great ones of the day, and think of you as a wonderful preacher, and teacher.::Red West: Huh?::Elvis Presley: Don't you get it? Ever since Mamma died I've been asking myself these questions. Why'd God take her away from me? Why am I not happy when he gave me all this success and fame? Why, out of all the millions, did he pick me to be Elvis Presley?::Lamar Fike: Don't we make you happy?::Elvis Presley: No, Lamar, you don't. None of this does. Oh, you guys have to read these books.::Gene Smith: Hey, if it ain't got Batman in it, it ain't in my library.::Red West: Or naked women.::Elvis Presley: To hell with the lot of you.

'Colonel' Tom Parker: Let's face it, son. The records aren't doing what they used to and the movie aren't doing much better.::Elvis Presley: That's probably because of all this material you keep shovin' down my throat, Colonel. Hell, you can't polish a turd.

Vernon Presley: Elvis?::Elvis Presley: What? And why are you lookin' at me like that? Do I have a zit or something?::Vernon Presley: It's the pills, E. I'm worried about your health. I just wanna help.::Elvis Presley: [shouting] I don't need no advice from the likes of you! You work for me, that's all.::Vernon Presley: I'm your daddy!::Elvis Presley: And I'm of age, old man! I don't need a daddy any more!

Elvis Presley: [after a song] So, how was it?::Priscilla Presley: I liked it, it was really sweet. I prefer the fast ones, though, like Jailhouse Rock. Why don't you do more of those?::Elvis Presley: [shouting] Dammit, I didn't ask you to tell me how to sing! I just asked if you liked it! I get enough amateur opinions, I don't need one from you! [softly, after a pause] Come here, Sattnin.::Priscilla Presley: No...::Elvis Presley: Come on. I'm sorry, I just finished that session and I'm real proud of it. Better than the hogwash they give me to sing in those movies. [angrily] Stupid movies, stupid songs! But I shouldn't have yelled. I'm sorry.

Elvis Presley: [last Lines] Guess what Steve? I'm touring Vegas.

Den gamla herrgården (1925)

Actors

• Adolf Jahr (actor)
• Edvard Persson (director)
• Edvard Persson (actor)
• Edvard Persson (writer)
• Harald Svensson (actor)
• Gunnar Ossiander (actor)
• Olga Hellqvist (actress)
• Johan Rosén (actor)
• Richard Svanström (actor)
• Anna Wallin (actress)
• Victor Hallin (actor)
• Ellen Rosengren (actress)
• Nils Carlberg (actor)
• Göta Larsson (actress)
• Astrid Wedberg (actress)

Genres

Ann-Margret Filmography

• Namath
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Elvis Found Alive
  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• How We Covered It
  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Lucky
  2011, role: actress , character name: Pauline Keller
• A Handful of Beans
  2010, role: actress , character name: Martha
• The 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards
  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Old Dogs
  2009, role: actress , character name: Martha
• All's Faire in Love
  2009, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Banks
• The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond
  2008, role: actress , character name: Cornelia
• Kingdom: Elvis in Vegas
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Legendary Crooners
  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Making of 'The Break-Up'
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Break-Up
  2006, role: actress , character name: Wendy Meyers
• Tales of the Rat Fink
  2006, role: actress , character name: Heartbreaker
• Memory
  2006, role: actress , character name: Carol Hargrave
• The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
  2006, role: actress , character name: Sylvia Newman
• John Wayne: Working with a Western Legend
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Original Amateur Hour
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Steve McQueen: The Essence of Cool
  2005, role: actress
• Elvis by the Presleys
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Taxi
  2004, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Washburn
• Ann-Margret Spills the Beans
  2004, role: actress
• Love Hollywood Style
  2004, role: actress , character name: Actress
• A Place Called Home
  2004, role: actress , character name: Tula Jeeters
• Elvis Presley: The Back Story, Vol. 1
  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Interstate 60: Episodes of the Road
  2002, role: actress , character name: Mrs. James
• The Definitive Elvis: Elvis and Priscilla
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Definitive Elvis: The Hollywood Years - Part II: 1962-1969
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Blonde
  2001, role: actress , character name: Della Monroe
• A Woman's a Helluva Thing
  2001, role: actress , character name: Claire Anders-Blackett
• Perfect Murder, Perfect Town: JonBenét and the City of Boulder
  2000, role: actress , character name: Nedra Paugh
• The 10th Kingdom: The Making of an Epic
  2000, role: actress , character name: Cinderella
• The Last Producer
  2000, role: actress , character name: Mira Wexler
• Hollywood Screen Tests: Take 2
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Happy Face Murders
  1999, role: actress , character name: Lorraine Petrovich
• The 56th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself - Nominee: Best Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for TV
• Stars Over Mississippi
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Any Given Sunday
  1999, role: actress , character name: Margaret Pagniacci
• Radio City Music Hall's Grand Re-Opening Gala
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Limey
  1999, role: actress , character name: Terry Valentine's Ex-Wife
• The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself - Nominee: Best Lead Actress in a Miniseries or a Movie
• Hollywood Screen Tests: Take 1
  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Four Corners
  1998, role: actress , character name: Amanda "Maggie" Wyatt
• Life of the Party: The Pamela Harriman Story
  1998, role: actress , character name: Pamela Harriman
• A Conversation with Burt Reynolds
  1997, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Rodgers & Hammerstein: The Sound of Movies
  1996, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Blue Rodeo
  1996, role: actress , character name: Maggie Yearwood
• Bob Hope: Laughing with the Presidents
  1996, role: actress , character name: Herself
• ESPY Awards
  1996, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Jack Lemmon
  1996, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 22nd Annual People's Choice Awards
  1996, role: actress , character name: Herself - Accepting Award for Favorite Comedy Motion Picture
• The Annual 1995 ShoWest Awards
  1995, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• Grumpier Old Men
  1995, role: actress , character name: Ariel Gustafson
• 1st Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  1995, role: actress
• Following Her Heart
  1994, role: actress , character name: Lena
• Nobody's Children
  1994, role: actress , character name: Carol Stevens
• Golden Globes 50th Anniversary Celebration
  1994, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• Grumpy Old Men
  1993, role: actress , character name: Ariel Truax
• 1993 Essence Awards
  1993, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Who's Tommy, the Amazing Journey
  1993, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Walker
• Tina Turner: Girl from Nutbush
  1993, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Queen
  1993, role: actress , character name: Sally Jackson
• What About Me? I'm Only 3!
  1992, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• Jack Benny: Comedy in Bloom
  1992, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Newsies
  1992, role: actress , character name: Medda Larkson
• Our Sons
  1991, role: actress , character name: Luanne Barnes
• The 63rd Annual Academy Awards
  1991, role: actress , character name: Herself
• George Burns' 95th Birthday Party
  1991, role: actress , character name: Herself
• America's Dance Honors
  1990, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 34th Annual Thalians Ball
  1989, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 33th Annual Thalians Ball
  1988, role: actress , character name: Herself - Honoree
• Happy Birthday, Bob: 50 Stars Salute Your 50 Years with NBC
  1988, role: actress , character name: Herself
• A New Life
  1988, role: actress , character name: Jackie Jardino
• The 45th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1988, role: actress , character name: Herself - Nominee: Best Actress
• The 45th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1988, role: actress , character name: Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for TV & Presenter: Best Actor in a Motion Picture Drama
• America's Tribute to Bob Hope
  1988, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The American Film Institute Salute to Barbara Stanwyck
  1987, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Two Mrs. Grenvilles
  1987, role: actress , character name: Ann Arden Grenville
• The 11th Annual Women in Film Crystal Awards
  1987, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• A Tiger's Tale
  1987, role: actress , character name: Rose Butts
• George Burns' 90th Birthday Party: A Very Special Special
  1986, role: actress , character name: Herself
• 52 Pick-Up
  1986, role: actress , character name: Barbara Mitchell
• That's Dancing!
  1985, role: actress , character name: Herself - film clip
• Night of 100 Stars II
  1985, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Twice in a Lifetime
  1985, role: actress , character name: Audrey Minelli
• A Little Like Magic
  1985, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• The 41st Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1984, role: actress , character name: Herself - Winner: Best Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for TV
• The 36th Annual Emmy Awards
  1984, role: actress , character name: Herself - Nominee: Best Lead Actress in a Limited Series or a Special
• Perry Como's Christmas in England
  1984, role: actress , character name: Herself
• A Streetcar Named Desire
  1984, role: actress , character name: Blanche DuBois
• George Burns Celebrates 80 Years in Show Business
  1983, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Hollywood's Private Home Movies
  1983, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 35th Annual Emmy Awards
  1983, role: actress , character name: Herself - Nominee: Best Lead Actress in a Limited Series or a Special
• Who Will Love My Children?
  1983, role: actress , character name: Lucile Fray
• The 1982 Annual Vision Awards
  1982, role: actress , character name: Herself - Speaker
• Lookin' to Get Out
  1982, role: actress , character name: Patti Warner
• The Return of the Soldier
  1982, role: actress , character name: Jenny Baldry
• I Ought to Be in Pictures
  1982, role: actress , character name: Steffy Blondell
• George Burns' Early, Early, Early Christmas Special
  1981, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Way They Were
  1981, role: actress
• The 52nd Annual Academy Awards
  1980, role: actress , character name: Herself - Co-Presenter: Best Foreign Language Film
• Bob Hope's Overseas Christmas Tours: Around the World with the Troops - 1941-1972
  1980, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Middle Age Crazy
  1980, role: actress , character name: Sue Ann Burnett
• Ann-Margret: Hollywood Movie Girls
  1980, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Villain
  1979, role: actress , character name: Charming Jones
• Rockette: A Holiday Tribute to Radio City Music Hall
  1978, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Cheap Detective
  1978, role: actress , character name: Jezebel Dezire
• A Tribute to Neil Simon
  1978, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Happy Birthday, Bob
  1978, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Cinderella at the Palace
  1978, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Magic
  1978, role: actress , character name: Peggy Ann Snow
• The George Burns One-Man Show
  1977, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Last Remake of Beau Geste
  1977, role: actress , character name: Flavia Geste
• Music My Way
  1977, role: actress , character name: Herself - Cameo
• Ann-Margret... Rhinestone Cowgirl
  1977, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• Ann-Margret... Rhinestone Cowgirl
  1977, role: actress , character name: Performer
• Joseph Andrews
  1977, role: actress , character name: Lady Booby alias 'Belle'
• The 49th Annual Academy Awards
  1977, role: actress , character name: Herself - Performer & Presenter: Music Awards
• Bob Hope's All-Star Comedy Spectacular from Lake Tahoe
  1977, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 2nd Annual People's Choice Awards
  1976, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter: Favourite Movie
• Perry Como, Las Vegas Style
  1976, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Folies bourgeoises
  1976, role: actress , character name: Charlie Minerva
• The 48th Annual Academy Awards
  1976, role: actress , character name: Herself - Nominee: Best Actress in a Leading Role
• Tommy
  1975, role: actress , character name: Nora Walker
• The 1th Annual People's Choice Awards
  1975, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter: Favourite Motion Picture Actor
• Ann-Margret Smith
  1975, role: actress , character name: Performer
• Ann-Margret Olsson
  1975, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Rona Looks at Raquel, Liza, Cher and Ann-Margret
  1975, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 17th Annual Grammy Awards
  1975, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Salute to Sir Lew - The Master Showman
  1975, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Ann-Margret Smith
  1975, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• The 1974 Annual Las Vegas Entertainment Awards
  1974, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• The 46th Annual Academy Awards
  1974, role: actress , character name: Herself - Co-Presenter: Best Original Song
• Fred Astaire Salutes the Fox Musicals
  1974, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Wayne Train
  1973, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Train Robbers
  1973, role: actress , character name: Mrs. Lowe
• Ann-Margret: When You're Smiling
  1973, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• Ann-Margret: When You're Smiling
  1973, role: actress , character name: Performer
• The 29th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1972, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The 44th Annual Academy Awards
  1972, role: actress , character name: Herself - Nominee: Best Actress in a Supporting Role & Co-Presenter: Best Cinematography
• Un homme est mort
  1972, role: actress , character name: Nancy Robson
• Carnal Knowledge
  1971, role: actress , character name: Bobbie
• Dames at Sea
  1971, role: actress , character name: Ruby
• R.P.M.
  1970, role: actress , character name: Rhoda
• Swing Out, Sweet Land
  1970, role: actress , character name: Entertainer at Valley Forge
• C.C. and Company
  1970, role: actress , character name: Ann McCalley
• The 27th Annual Golden Globes Awards
  1970, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• Ann-Margret: From Hollywood with Love
  1969, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Jack Benny's Birthday Special
  1969, role: actress , character name: Herself - Cameo
• The Bob Hope Christmas Special: Around the World with the USO
  1969, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Rebus
  1969, role: actress , character name: Singer
• The Ann-Margret Show
  1968, role: actress , character name: Performer
• Il profeta
  1968, role: actress , character name: Maggie
• The Ann-Margret Show
  1968, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• Sette uomini e un cervello
  1968, role: actress
• The Movie Orgy
  1968, role: actress , character name: Herself - Promotional Ad
• Il tigre
  1967, role: actress , character name: Carolina
• The 39th Annual Academy Awards
  1967, role: actress , character name: Herself - Co-Presenter: Best Cinematography
• Mondo Hollywood
  1967, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Made in Paris
  1966, role: actress , character name: Maggie Scott
• Murderers' Row
  1966, role: actress , character name: Suzie
• From Paris: Your Reporter Richard Crenna
  1966, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Swinger
  1966, role: actress , character name: Kelly Olsson
• Stagecoach
  1966, role: actress , character name: Dallas
• The Cincinnati Kid
  1965, role: actress , character name: Melba
• Once a Thief
  1965, role: actress , character name: Kristine Pedak
• Made in Paris
  1965, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Bus Riley's Back in Town
  1965, role: actress , character name: Laurel
• Kitten with a Whip
  1964, role: actress , character name: Jody Dvorak
• The Pleasure Seekers
  1964, role: actress , character name: Fran Hobson
• Viva Las Vegas
  1964, role: actress , character name: Rusty Martin
• Bye Bye Birdie
  1963, role: actress , character name: Kim McAfee
• State Fair
  1962, role: actress , character name: Emily Porter
• The 34th Annual Academy Awards
  1962, role: actress , character name: Herself - Performer
• The Andy Williams Special
  1962, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Pocketful of Miracles
  1961, role: actress , character name: Louise

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Blame It On My Youth - Ann-margret
• Baby, Won't You Please Come Home - Ann-margret
• You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Loves You - Ann-margret
• What Am I Supposed To Do? - Ann-margret
• The Lady Loves Me - Ann-margret
• That's What I Like - Ann-margret
• Teach me tonight - Ann-margret
• Someday Soon - Ann-margret
• Slowly - Ann-margret
• Please Be Kind - Ann-margret
• More Than You Know - Ann-margret
• Lovie Joe - Ann-margret
• Kansas City - Ann-margret
• I Should Care - Ann-margret
• I Just Don't Understand - Ann-margret
• How Lovely To Be A Woman - Ann-margret
• Chicago - Ann-margret
• Bye Bye Blues - Ann-margret
• Bye Bye Birdie - Ann-margret
• Appreciation - Ann-margret

You were my adored one
Then you became the bored one
I was like a toy
That brought you joy one day
A broken toy
That you preferred to throw away
If I expected love
When we first kissed
Blame it on my youth
If only just for you I did exist
Blame it on my youth
I believed in everything
Like a child of three
You meant more than anything
All the world to me
If you were on my mind
All night and day
Blame it on my youth
If I forgot to eat and sleep and pray
Blame it on my youth
If I cried a little bit
When first I learned the truth
Don't blame it on the stars
Don't blame it on your smile
Don't blame it on my eyes

Baby won't you please come home
'Cause your honey's all alone
I have tried in vain
Never no more to call your name
When you left you broke my heart
'Cause I never thought we'd part
Every hour of the day
You will hear me say
Baby won't you please come home
Baby won't you please come home
'Cause your mama's all alone
I have tried in vain
Never no more to call your name
When you left you broke my heart
'Cause I never thought we'd part
Every hour in the day
You can hear me say
Baby won't you please come home, come home
Baby won't you please come home
Baby won't you please come on home
'Cause your mama's all alone
I have tried in vain
Never no more to call your sweet little name
Oh when you left you broke my heart
'Cause I never thought we'd part
Every hour in the day
You can hear me say
Baby, oh won't you please

You're nobody 'til somebody loves you
You're nobody 'til somebody cares
You may be king, you may possess
The world and its gold
But gold won't bring you happiness
When you're growin' old
The world still is the same
You'll never change it
As sure as the stars shine above
Oh you're nobody 'til somebody loves you
So find yourself somebody to love
Oh you're nobody, I said
You're nobody 'til somebody loves you
You're nobody 'til somebody cares
Now you may be king and you may possess
All the world and its gold
But gold won't bring you happiness
When you're growing old
The world still is the same
You'll never change it
Oh honey, try to change it
As sure as the stars shine up above
You're nobody, I said
You're nobody 'til somebody loves you
So find yourself somebody to love, love, love
So get out, get lucky

What am I supposed to do
With the love I have for you?
Am I supposed to let it live
Until you're ready to forgive?
Am I suppose to pretend
Till you want me back again?
What am I supposed to do
Till then?
How am I supposed to feel?
Should I think that you love me still?
Or am I supposed to act just
Just like you're never coming back?
Honey, am I supposed to be your friend?
Oh, will we ever meet again?
Darling, oh, darling
What am I supposed to do till then?
What am I supposed to say
If by chance we meet someday?
Am I supposed to talk a while
Or turn my head and walk on by?
This heartache can never end
Till you're in my arms again
What am I supposed to do till then?

Elvis Presley:She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me, she loves me
The lady loves me and it shows
In spite of the way she turns up her nose
I'm her ideal, her hearts desire
Under that ice she's burning like fire
She'd like to cuddle up to me
She's playing hard to get
The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet
Ann-Margret:
The gentleman has savoir-faire
As much as an elephant or a bear
I'd like to take him for a spin
Back to the zoo to visit his kin
He's got about as much appeal as a soggy cigarette
The lady loathes him but he doesn't know it yet
Elvis Presley:
The lady's got a crush on me
Ann-Margret:The gentleman's crazy obviously
Elvis Presley:The lady's dying to be kissed
Ann-Margret:The gentleman needs a psychiatrist
I'd rather kiss a rattlesnake
Or play Russian roulette
Elvis Presley:The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet
Elvis Presley:She's falling fast she's on the skids
Ann-Margret:Both of his heads are flipping their lids
Elvis Presley:Tonight she'll hold me in her arms
Ann-Margret:I'd rather be holding hydrogen bombs
Will someone tell this Romeo
I'm not his Juliet
Elvis Presley:The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet
Elvis Presley:She wants me
Ann-Margret:Like poison ivy
Needs me
Ann-Margret:Like a hole in the head
Elvis Presley:Everyone can see she's got it bad
Ann-Margret:He's mad!
The gentleman is an egotist
Elvis Presley:I'm simply aware I'm hard to resist
Ann-Margret:He's one man I could learn to hate
Elvis Presley:How's about having dinner at eight?
Ann-Margret:I'd rather dine with Frankenstein
In a moonlight tete-a-tete
Elvis Presley:The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet
Elvis Presley:Oh yes she loves me
Ann-Margret:Dig that shrinking violet
Elvis Presley:Oh she really loves me
Ann-Margret:Here's one gal you'll never get
Elvcis Presley:She lo- lo- loves me
Ann-Margret:Would you like to make a bet?
Elvis Presley:I said the lady loves me

People worry about the pursuit of happiness
It's amazing the amount of time and energy they spend
When there's really only one approach
To the present psychological trend
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, baby
That's what I like
Hold me, hug me, pet me, baby
Oh, that's what I like
You don't have to give me
Clever conversation
I just want affection
Not an education
Kiss me, hold me, hug me, baby
That's what I like you to do
And love me, love me, love me, baby, too
Mmm, that's what I like, oh that's what I like
You don't have to give me
Clever conversation
I just want affection
Not an education
Kiss me, hold me
Hug me, pet me, baby
That's what I like you to do
And love me, love me, love me, baby, too

Did you say I've got a lot to learn
Well, don't think I'm trying not to learn
Since this is the perfect spot to learn
Oh teach me tonight
Starting with the ABC of it
Right down to the XYZ of it
Help me solve the mystery of it
Teach me tonight
The sky's a blackboard high above you
If a shooting star goes by
I'll use that star to write I love you
A thousand times across the sky
One thing isn't very clear, my love
Should the teacher stand so near, my love
Graduation's almost here, my love
Teach me tonight
Mm teach me tonight
Oh teach me tonight
The sky's a blackboard high above you
If a shooting star goes by
I'll use that star to write I love you
A thousand times across the sky
One thing isn't very clear, my love
Should the teacher stand so near, my love
Graduation's almost here, my love
Teach me tonight
Come teach me

Someday soon you say you're gonna settle down
Someday soon you're gonna stop your running around
But what you say don't mean a thing
I won't believe a word until I'm wearing your ring
And someday soon ain't soon enough for me
(Hey, ho, hey, someday soon)
Hey, ho, hey hear what I say
Someday soon you say you're gonna be all mine
(Hey, ho, hey, someday soon)
It won't be long, you just need a little time
But you fool around while I sit and cry
I'm sick and tired of being just your old stand by
And someday soon ain't soon enough for me
(Hey, ho, hey, someday soon)
Hey, ho, hey hear what I say
(Hey, ho, hey, someday soon)
Till your two timing days are through
It's bye, bye, baby, I'm through with you
'Cause someday soon, ain't soon enough for me
(Hey, ho, hey, ho, someday soon)
Hey, ho, hey hear what I say
(Hey, ho, hey, ho, hear what I say)
Hey, ho, someday soon
(Hey, ho, hey, ho, someday soon)
Hey, ho, hear what I say
(Hey, ho, hey, ho, hear what I say)
Hey, ho, someday soon
(Hey, ho, hey, ho, someday soon)
Hey, ho, hear what I say
(Hey, ho, hey, ho, hear what I say)

Tell me you love me again but this time slowly
'Cause you're talkin' too fast, baby, much fast
Come on and squeeze me again but this time slowly
'Cause I like your grasp but it's much fast
You said that our love will grow together
'Cause your mine all mine
But dynamite love won't grow an inch
If you don't take your time
Come on and kiss me again but this time slowly
Not so fast, make it last
You said that our love will grow together
'Cause your mine all mine
But dynamite love won't grow an inch
If you don't take your time
Come on and kiss me again but this time slowly
Not so fast, make it last, you're talking too fast

This is my first affair
So please be kind
Handle my heart with care
Oh please be kind
This all so grand
My dreams are on parade
If you'll just understand
They'll never never fade
So tell me your love's sincere
Oh please be kind
Tell me I needn't fear
Oh please be kind
'Cause if you leave me dear
I know my heart will lose its mind
If you love me
Please be kind
Oh please be kind
Oh please be kind
'Cause if you leave me dear
I know my heart will lose its mind
If you love me

More than you know
More than you know
Man of my heart, I love you so
Lately I find, you're on my mind
More than you know
Whether you're right
Whether you're wrong
Man of my heart, I'll string along
You need me so
More than you'll ever know
Loving you the way that I do
There's nothing I can do about it
Loving may be all you can give
But honey, I can't live without it
Oh how I'd cry
Oh how I'd cry
If you got tired and said goodbye
More than I'd show
More than you'll ever know
Loving you the way that I do
There's nothing I can do about it
Loving may be all you can give
But honey, I don't wanna live without it
Oh how I'd cry
Oh how I'd cry
If you got tired of me and said goodbye
More than I'd show

I'm sad, I'm glad, I'm mad
About that lovin' man of mine
He's so neat and sweet as the berry
That grows on the vine
And he's mine all mine
Oh Lovie Joe, that ever lovin' man
From way down home in Birmingham
He can do some lovin' and some lovin' sure
And when he starts to love me I holler more
'Cause he's the master of those lovin' arts
Where all your lovers quits
That's where he starts
And when I hear the wedding march so grand
I just get myself a wedding band
Take it to the preacher man
Make the preacher understand
That he must join me hand in hand
To Lovie Joe, that ever lovin' man
Oh Lovie Joe, that ever lovin' man
From way down home in Birmingham
He can do some lovin' and some lovin' sure
And when he starts to love me
I holler more, more
Master of those lovin' arts
Where all your lovers quits
That's where he starts
I just get myself a wedding band
Take it to the preacher man
Make the preacher understand
That he must join me hand in hand
To Lovie Joe, that ever lovin' man

Goin' to Kansas City
Kansas City here I come
Goin' to Kansas City
Kansas City here I come
Got some crazy little fellas there
I'm gonna get me one
Gonna be standin' on the corner
12th Street and Vine
I'm gonna be standin' on the corner
12th Street and Vine
With my Kansas City baby
And a little bit of wine
Well I might take a train
Might take a plane
But pretty little baby
Gonna get there the same
Goin' to Kansas City
Kansas City here I come
Got some crazy little fellas there
I'm gonna get me one
Gonna find myself a baby
And make him mine, yeah
Got some crazy little fellas there
I'm gonna get hold of one
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
If I be with that guy
I know I'm gonna die
Gotta find a friend
Oh god, that's the reason why
Goin' to Kansas City
Kansas here I come, oh here I come
Got some crazy little babies there
I'm gonna get me one
Oh yeah, I'm gonna get hold of one
Got some crazy little fellas there

I should care
I should go around weeping
I should care
I should go without sleeping
Strangely enough, I sleep well
'Cept for a dream or two
But then I count my sheep well
Funny how sheep can lull you to sleep
So I should care
I should let it upset me
I should care
But it just doesn't get me
Maybe I won't find someone
As lovely as you
But I should care
And I do
But I should care

Well you call me your baby
When you're holdin' my hand
Mm, how you can hurt me
I just don't understand
Well you say that you need me
Like the ocean needs sand
But the way you mistreat me
I just don't understand
Well you know that I love you
More than anyone can
But a one-sided love
I just don't understand (don't understand)
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Well you know that I love you
More than anyone can
But a one-sided love
I just don't understand (don't understand)
Well you call me your baby
And you hold my hand
Ah, honey, you hurt me

When you're a skinny child of fifteen
Wired with braces from ear to ear
You doubt that you will ever be appealing
Then Hallelujah! You are sixteen
And the braces disappear
And your skin is smooth and clear
And you have that happy grown-up female feeling
How lovely to be a woman
The wait was well worthwhile
How lovely to wear mascara
And smile a woman's smile
How lovely to have a figure
That's round instead of flat
Whenever you hear boys whistle
You're what they're whistling at
It's wonderful to feel
The way a woman feels
It gives you such a glow just to know
You're wearing lipstick and heels
How lovely to be a woman
And have one job to do
To pick out a boy and train him
And then when you are through
You've made him the man you want him to be
How lovely to be a woman like me
How wonderful to know
The things a woman knows
How marvelous to wait for a date
In simply beautiful clothes
How lovely to be a woman
And change from boys to men
To go to a fancy nightclub
And stay out after ten
How lovely to be so grown-up and free

Chicago, Chicago
That toddlin' town
Chicago, Chicago
I'll show you around, I love it
Bet your bottom dollar
You'll lose the blues
In Chicago, Chicago
The town that Billy Sunday
Could not shut down
On State Street, that great street
I just wanna say
They do thing's
They don't do on Broadway, say
They have the time
The time or their life
I saw a man
He danced with his wife
In Chicago, my home town
Chicago, Chicago
That toddlin' town
Chicago, Chicago
I'll show you around, I love it
Bet your bottom dollar
You'll lose the blues
In Chicago, Chicago
The town that Billy Sunday
Could not shut down
On State Street, that great street
I just wanna say
They do thing's
They don't do on Broadway, say
They have the time
The time or their life
I saw a man
He danced with his wife
In Chicago

Bye bye blues
Bye bye blues
Bells ring, birds sing
Sun is shining, no more pining
Just we to
Smiling through
Don't sigh, don't cry
Bye bye blues
I got a big surprise
When I saw you smile
I never dreamed that it could be
But now I realize
Since I saw you smile
There's only happiness for me, so
Bye bye blues
Bye bye blues
Bells ring, birds sing
Sun is shining, no more pining
Just we to
Smiling through
Don't sigh, don't cry