icarus, i'm so sick of this. why would you leave, just when i need you most? get your head out of the clouds. when will you make me proud? icarus, please don't start. has all the love been burnt out your heart? remember who you are. remember where you are. it's not so easy to be a
icarus, i'm so sick of this. why would you leave, just when i need you most? get your head out of the clouds. when will you make me proud? icarus, please don't start. has all the love been burnt out your heart? remember who you are. remember where you are. it's not so easy to be a
[Hook]
Yeah, we too loud
The police say we way to loud
And all the neighbors say we way to loud
That's why they trying to get my ass thrown out
But we don't turn it down, we just crank it up
Standing on the roof screaming we don't give a f*ck
We like this sh*t loud, we let it bump
So if you turn it down you gonna get f*cked up
[Verse 1]
Yo, I put my speakers to 11 and I set em and forget em'
F*ck the neighbors I ain't like em since the first time that I met em'
And I think I upset em' when I first pulled up
In the U-Haul truck, with the vol-ume all up
That same night they seen me chillin' on my roof all drunk
Urinatin' in the chimney, Santa Clause forgive me
My whole team's straight loud and obnoxious
Cops is at the door at 4 tryin' to stop us
You'd think we was holding you hostage
Over-weight rock chicks, in the kitchen starting up mosh pits
No Shake Weights, them hoes just break plates
Cooking like 8 steaks, looking like Kathy Bates
F*ck the pretty sh*t, we a bunch of idiots
The decibel level go-en make the whole city b*tch
I party like I'm filthy rich
And if I spend it all tonight I won't feel no guiltiness
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
(Prrr)
Suffering Succotash, Wax gotta bunch of cash
Now I'm the sucker ass, f*ckers in the upper class
Driving by me in a 350 Benz
I'd be in the the front yard in a drum circle with my hippy friends
We coming one with the Earth
That marijuana nirvana man I've been grungy since birth
All that money is worthless if you ain't gonna spend it now
And you ain't said sh*t if you unless you said it loud
I live fast like the the freaking hare
I ain't die young yet but I think I'm getting there
Like up in the diction-air-e, by the word rowdy
You gonna see my picture there, chillin' proud-ly
Say it loud like a proud James Brown
Or the Price Is Right announcer when a member of the crowd came down
He got that loud insane sound
If you feelin' like I'm feelin' sing it loud right now
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
If you rollin' down the street and you wylin' out to this beat
And you got that sh*t on repeat immediately you should (Turn it up)
If your significant other is b*tchin' cuz you're always
listenin' to your heavy metal too loud (Turn it up)
If you're a musician and you listenin' to yo own sh*t
be proud and play it loud b*tch (Turn it up)
If you're complainin' and screamin' about what I'm
sayin' and meanin' then take this plate of my semen
I could be famous, but fame is nothing but hype, and you are not. Having you in my life is the real reason why I feel like a superstar.
Lalalalala, La la la, La la la la
Diamonds, pearls, fancy cars,
Looks so fly, to be in this life
Pretty video girls, big cigars, wine, caviar
Looks like an endless high
But girl, when I’m with you
I’m just another dude
Who’s in love with you
I’m not a superstar
So I wrote this song for you
So I can sing to you
How this feeling’s true
This life is hype and you are real
La la la la la la la la la la la la
Miss Real, Mr Regular
How you make me feel, Like a superstar
Miss Real, Mr Regular
It is you who make me feel like a superstar
I don’t care for big number one hits
It don’t last, just a few weeks of bliss
Girl, and when the night comes
I don’t run to disco lights and screaming fans
It’s your warm embrace that I crave
I wrote this song for you
So I can sing to you
How this feeling’s true
And if you want me to
I will come with you
Give it all up for you
Coz you are real and this is flip
La la la la la la la la la la la la
Miss Real, Mr Regular
How you make me feel, Like a superstar
Miss Real, Mr Regular
I love the way you make me feel like a superstar
Have you ever seen a full moon
Shining brightly like a midsummer noon, yeah
Stars like diamonds felt the sky
Like Zulu goddesses are passing by
O I’ve never seen so much majesty dancing gracefully, peacefully
Tell me I’m not dreaming, o no
Tell me that you see what I see, and you feel what I feel, When I see what I see
As I look in your eyes tonight
La la la la la la la la la la la la
Miss Real, Mr Regular
How you make me feel, Like a superstar
Miss Real, Mr Regular
It is you who make me feel like a superstar
La la la la la la la la la la la la
Miss Real, Mr Regular
How you make me feel, Like a superstar
Miss Real, Mr Regular
[Verse 1: Wax]All the fellas go ape shit, when I spit the boiling heat
Plus I put it down for the ladies like a toilet seat
I destroy the beat, the one that E created
Then we do a high five and get inebriated
[Dumbfoundead]Big Wax and DFD, that's my name abbreviated
These are rated R bars, all of y'alls are PG rated
Elevated high like someone sprinkled us with pixie dust
Catch us at a college town, sipping on a dixie cup
[Wax]Sick as fuck and unpredictable is how my vocal flow is
Inspired by crazy trains of thought, I got locomotives
I know you noticed that I flow the coldest
When me and DFD team we easily steamroll opponents
[Dumbfoundead]The soul of Otis and the heart of John Lennon
Just a couple playboys with a flock of blonde women
The South Korean James Dean, the Cuban Dean Martin
Any human being starting shit is soon to be a target
[Hook]This ain't Batman and Robin
It ain't Dolce and Gabanna
This ain't Biden and Obama
You should go and ask your momma for a clue
Guess who
This ain't Sherlock and Watson
OJ and Johnnie Cochran
Malone and John Stockton
Holla if you got a problem with it too
Guess who
[Verse 2: Wax]My verses all start proper
Turn the hipster rapper to a Wal-Mart shopper
You ain't fresh, you're from concentrate
And the thought of quitting rapping is one that you need to contemplate
[Dumbfoundead]
We rock the place and leave the ceiling collapsing
Any party that we throw you know it's finna be cracking
All you rappers biting styles and identity jacking
There's like ten of mes and ten of these Waxes
[Wax]I leave enemies mentally trapped in states of fear and self-loathing
Feeling so small they could probably fit in elf clothing
As for me, I'm a gigantic man
That'll rock it til the death like the Titanic band
[Dumbfoundead]Wearing bright hammer pants you couldn't
Touch this kind of ruckus
We're the type of mother fuckers throwing punches at your function
Chewing up these rappers like some double mint gum
Spending hundreds at a strip club using government funds
[Hook]
[Verse 3: Wax]With whack mother fuckers I just don't associate
I ain't mad at 'em I just hope they don't procreate
They gets no love, only hate
Then like a kobe steak, they get slowly ate
[Dumbfoundead]Check the trophy case, you can tell we never lose
Our videos get box office numbers, you get several views
Ebenezer Scrooge money, racking up the revenue
All we got is headbangers, like them heavy metal dudes
[Wax]You need to tell whoever's revving you up they need to pump the brakes
You couldn't spit my ad libs in five hundred takes
Don't beat yourself up, we all make dumb mistakes
You just make more than anybody else fucking makes
[Dumbfoundead]The guys that you love to hate, puffing dank, purple drink
Type to party hard the night before another working day
The dynamic duo, better act like you know
Two mother fuckers ranked numero uno
[Verse 1]
Yeah, uh, yeah, uh
Ow ow, yeah, ow ow ow ow
Check it out
My chick is one out of a million, she a grand prize
Met her on the dash bus up in Van Nuys
That pretty face, accent, and them tan thighs
Make me fantasize all day, I hit it like
[Pre-hook]
Boom, boom, ay
She is untouchable
Boom, boom, ay
I'm tellin' ya, man, she don't quit
I hit it like: boom, boom, ay
She is untouchable
Boom, boom, ay
And I don't think I can handle this sh*t
[Hook (x2)]
(What's my motherf*ckin' name?)
Rosana, freaky little mama
She be tryin' to f*ck all day
Hit it from the morning to the evening
She be still fiendin'
Lil mamacita, don't play
[Verse 2]
Hey yo
Me and her been together for like a couple months
Mami got that punani sweeter than peanut butter crunch
I hit it from the back like a sucker punch
Bust a nut, back to the front for some uppercuts
And in the morning she be hookin' me up proper
Butt-naked in my kitchen while she cookin' me machacha
And before I go to work she give me that boom-shocka-locka
I want to stay home and f*ck her all day, I hit it like
[Pre-hook]
[Hook (x2)]
[Verse 3]
A lot of joy, a lot of pleasure, lot of pain, lot of misery
She turn me on, but she be drainin' me physically
And I mean that quite literally
Cause I've only got so many mini-mes swimmin' in me
Man I give it all I got, but still she wants to get some more
Back to the bathroom, back to the bedroom
Back to the hall to the kitchen floor
I don't know what I'm b*tchin' for, cause I like it that way
But all I wanna do all day is hit it like
[Pre-hook]
Tilt your seats back and relax
It's me Wax and EOM feed tracks
To cats who hate weak raps and weak beats and repeats
Of last weeks recyclables
You can find out if my ass cheeks are like-able
Kiss 'em while you hate
I'll be sitting in the waiting room
Writing tunes
While you have a lively debate
And while you waste time making stupid rules
We'll stay in the pocket like newborn marsupials
You'd be fools if you followed their lead
You might as well kneel down and swallow their seed, man
Hating on E and Wax
E, pass me another hurricane dog
So I can stay lit like a Duraflame log
I prefer insane smog in my brain over airheadedness
Add this to your "I didn't get it" list
Fuck a memo
Fuck a demo
Fuck a deal
Fuck every emotion in your soul that you feel
Pop pills with us so you can roll with the real, thank you
Another CD sold for a meal
Take 'hold of the wheel
Matter fact
Give it back
You can't handle the torque of an EOM track
You put in so much effort
To pitiful results
Goddamn you have alot of faults, flaws
Blemishes and shortcomings
Me and E's forthcoming efforts
Will be effortless and more stunning
Ya'll ain't fucking with Wax
Why do people seem so glass half-empty?
Yet they give a pass to these half-ass Emcees
What I have in common with giraffes, cash, and bees
Is I'm high and I'm fly and I cause envy
If Herbal T or EOM Isn't your name
Then your musical advice was probably given in vain
While you write and talk about the shit you think I need to change
I'll be outside smiling, singing in the rain, man
On my parade you can pour piss
I'll be dancing on a float in a state of pure bliss
One day me and Herbal T'll pour Crist'
Till then, sorry bro, I'm too pour Chris
But you can pass me the Paps
And here's a fucking pillow EOM relax
Lyrical gold medal Olympian
Cardio
Regimen
Still I got
Hardly no, benjamins
Motherfuckers stop for the show
Like Maury Povich and them
I can see the sorry ho bitch in them
Walk around with their nose in the air
But we just brush 'em to the side like an emo kid combing his hair
I rock tight like that same kid's jeans
Ya'll are like X ridden teens
All green with envy like thanksgiving beans and the casserole
Beat you back into your hole like we're playing Whack-a-Mole
Damn, ya'll some busy little beavers
Pitiful achievers with your critical demeanor's
We don't do it for the doubters we just rip it for believers
If you haters want a cookie give a visit to the Keebler's
One more, one more, one, two, three, four
People show us love when we come through ???
DC too down to BCU
And Hampton, where you'll find EOM cold lampin'
Kickin' back making beats in his leisure time
With a fine Caeser and Tequila from the freezer with a squeeze of lime
I'm 'bout to go and get some peace of mind
San Diego lay low with my seat reclined
In the shade where the air is cooler
I'll take the day off like Ferris Bueller
Prepare a cooler, roll a big ass spliff
You piss ants can come along or just remain stiff
Spit clever just cause my tongue is your
Type of curve balls win them fucking Cy Young Awards
I'm Sandy Koufax
So much stress on my mind it's hard to stay sober
They decrease the load of the weight on my shoulders
I hit the liquor store for another king cobra,
use my debit card I hope it ain't over
The limit cuz you know what that be, another 25 for the over draft fee
Where does that go exactly?
I don't know exactly, but it isn't to the lower class
People lookin' for a check in stressed out conditions,
regretting horrible decisions
Like me who just got a DUI and I can't afford it the fee's are to high
And there's no one to blame but I but I can't provide
Water when my well's run dry and I got ripped off last
year buyin' money tree's
Look at em' everyday and still just fuckin leaves,
a couple G's of spare change to some
Who are those people, what are their name and num
Birds, I'm so stressed I'm cuttin' up worms I laugh at the situation
Cuz it's fuckin absurd. Check my swag as I rip it
I'd pull out my hair but I can't quite grip it
And I can't afford a damn flight ticket for a plane ride
If I could I'd go to Maine and hide
Verse 1:
If the future had to speak its history
Would it be only bleak?
Wars, guns, genocide
Can’t I rhyme this line with a smile?
Politicians lying, a child is crying
All he sees is guns and corpses
God, give him a home, he’s all alone
His mama’s gone, his papa’s gone
To greed and hate and power chasing
He don’t even have a say
Help me sing
Chorus:
Sihelele, langua bato
We don’t want no war, no war no more
Sihelele langua bato
Tell the politician, no war no more
Verse 2:
Here’s a story about a boy like yours born in a town like yours
He wakes up one day to bombshells and death knells
His family’s gone, his world is lost
In oil chasing, war making
He don’t even have a say
Help me sing
Chorus
He don’t even have a say
Let’s be his voice
Ali gets his arms, But he don’t have no one to run to
Ali gets his arms, He don’t have no mama to hug
Said he don’t have no family, no no no no no
How many people must die before we call it World War Three, World War Three, Stop the war, stop the war, no no no,
here comes my one and only
talking like a starlet on a hollywood screen
she whispers something to me
I hear the words but I don't know what she means
oh she speaks american english
oh don't always understand
though she speaks american english
got the language of love
at her command
love travels transatlantic
I'm hot and bothered by her figure of speech
can't follow her semantics
but when her body moves it's clear to me
chorus
we don't need words
to express what is real
we've got each other
that says everything that we feel
there's too much damn confusion
with all this talking going round and round
we'll reach our own conclusion
we'll make connection on the common ground
chorus
she speaks american english
she speaks the language of love
Good mornin
Its alot of shit I done been through
But all that I can do is continue
If you step into a tornado, its probably gonna spin you
But all that you can do is continue
Dickheads, bitches I can smell the cunt in you
But all that I can do is continue
Livin my life until a hole's where my body's dumped into
Until then, I'mma continue
They say life moves fast no, it moves mad slow
Every mountaintop is just a new plateau
Another mountain on top of that yo
Now you like Sisyphus climbin forever screamin god's
An asshole
Pass go after givin it all ya have then you
End up right back on Baltic Avenue
In that hotel that you ain't wana revisit
After Boardwalk celebratin mama we did it
But the clock'll keep tickin there another turn comin
And hopefully you dumb ass'll learn somethin
Don't get offended, stupidity's something we're all born wit
Knowledge, that take a while to absorb it
That's why ya parents' advice, you ignored it
And did some ol stupid ass uniformed shit.
Like this
You got caught shopliftin
You fuckin cheated on your girlfriend
And you didn't wear a condom
And then you got fired from McDonald's
Sometimes when life gets low gotta learn how to stick it out
I mean what the fuck else you gonna do that's what life is
All about
Its alot of shit I done been through
But all that I can do is continue
If you step into a tornado, its probably gonna spin you
But all that you can do is continue
Dickheads, bitches I can smell the cunt in you
But all that I can do is continue
Livin my life until a hole's where my body's dumped into
Until then, I'mma continue
Negative thoughts are like a needy ass neighbor
Knockin on ya door for a greedy ass favor
And it always takes longer than they say it will
And even when the job's done them fools just wana
Stay and chill
Gotta kick em out right when it ends
Get too hospitable and they gon start invitin they friends,
Like negative Nancy calls negative Clancy
And suddenly negative is the only thing you can see
I been there, its pointless
Cunts in ya head with their cunty little voices
It gets boisterous, but what you gunna do
I'll tell you what you gonna do gonna continue tell the
Cunt in you
To leave you got too much to achieve
Man you sure to win
Life's an arcade game put another quarter in
And have fun playin it
That shit I just said, I had fun sayin it
You developed a drug problem
You got clean but now ya back on em
To top it off, ya dog died
And then ya girl left now you contemplatin suicide
Sometimes when life gets low gotta learn how to stick it out
I mean what the fuck else you gunna do that's what life is
All about
Put the gun down Timmy that girl she ain't worth it
Move your penis into a vagina that deserves it
Nobody's perfect lighten up
Put some music in your morning and your day'll surely
Brighten up
Sunny days'll be back once more
And there's a good return policy at that gun store
You got two choices, one kill yourself
Two, make an attempt to fulfill yaself
One's logical the other's diabolical
A wise man will devise plans that are option filled
Be glad you got ya mama still
If you don't be glad you got ya father still
If you don't be glad that you can pop a pill
Drugged out better then a cemetery plot to fill
I ain't Doctor Phil, I'm just a dude
Whose tryna put you in a good mood, good mood yeah
I ain't Doctor Phil, I'm just a dude
Whose tryna put you in a good mood, good mood yeah
A good mood uh, a good mood yeah
That's all I'm tryna do is put you in a good mood
Oh oh oh oh, I think I'm in love again
Oh oh oh, she gives me my medicine
And we was meant to be, she works at the dispensary
And every time I see her, she gets me oh so high.
Yo, I had a really bad day.
It was a downer, I walk into the place hopin' my girl's behind the counter.
When they buzz me in, I got my fingers crossed.
I smell kush, and I hear some weird music like Suga Ross.
I'm flabbergasted when I entered the spot,
Cause I seen my girl before and she was never this hot.
And I know I'm gonna spend a lotta time picking weed up today.
She got me singing like:
Oh oh oh oh, I think I'm in love again.
Oh oh oh, she gives me my medicine
And we was meant to be, she works at the dispensary
And every time I see her, she gets me oh so high.
Yo, she got a smile so healthy, attitude mellow,
No need to sell me, she had me at hello.
With the little black dress on, her skin just glows,
Jamaican flag rings on her index toes.
When it comes to weed knowledge she's kind of a diva,
Well versed in the new kind of sativa.
I'm a believer, she THC to my mind every time I see her.
I be screamin':
Oh oh oh oh, I think I'm in love again.
Oh oh oh, she gives me my medicine
And we was meant to be, she works at the dispensary
And every time I see her, she gets me oh so high.
There couldn't be a better day, to pick up an 8th. Hmm oh.
It gets me so high, lookin' at your pretty face
And I wish it would say, you want to be mine.
Ay yo, she's so positive, always in a fun mood
Ass kinda thick, she probably eats a lotta junk food
I ain't just some dude, I'm that one dude
You been lookin' for, you ain't gotta look no more
We can get high, lay around, and cook some s'mores
To describe you would need a good thesaurus
Cause it ain't enough words
That I've learned this far to tell you how beautiful you are.
Girl you got me like:
Oh oh oh oh, I think I'm in love again.
Oh oh oh, she gives me my medicine
And we was meant to be, she works at the dispensary
And every time I see her, she gets me oh so high.
Girl you lookin' so good to me and every time I be in the dispensary You got me goin' crazy.
You look so nice, I wanna eat you up like a bowl of rice
I am a working man
Doing the best I can
I toe the line each day
To those who set the pace
I'm just another face
But someday soon I'll lose this
Ball and chain
Everyday's a life of pain
Ball and chain
Feel like I'm dragging round this ball and chain
I'm only flesh and bone
Still they want blood from stone
And they cry more more more
Someday they'll know my name
If I can stand the strain
And I won't have to haul this
Ball and chain
Everyday's a life of pain
Ball and chain
Feel like I'm dragging 'round a ball and chain
Someday I'm gonna break out
And I'll be free
And living in paradise
I won't have to crawl
I'll walk with my head held high
Well day after day
And week after week
They wear you down
'Till you're dead on your feet
And what do you get?
What do you got?
You got nothin'
So you stay where you are
For security sake
You got a family to feed
And pennies to make
It's a damn...
Ball and chain
Everyday's a life of pain
Ball and chain
Feel like I'm dragging round a ball and chain
You-hoo-hoo
you've been gone for so long
I'm losing sleep
look at what you're doing!
And I-hi-hi
I know that I was wrong
but I couldn't see
see what I was losing.
Come back now
baby
little run-around
little run-around
Little lost and found
little lost and found
yeah!
Don't make me crazy
Just bring your body back home
right here where you belong.
Whoa
building a bridge to your heart
Whoa
ler's make a new start
build a bridge to your heart.
I don't know what the future's gonna be
good or bad
time won't be your saviour.
And I can't give you no written guarantee
I won't make you sad
but I'll be on my best behaviour.
Look what you're doing when you put me down
when you put me down
Made me the clown
made me the clown
yeah!
Look what you're doing
Just come on over and see just how much lovin's in me
yeah!
Whoa
building a bridge to your heart
. . .
Listen: I'll take you any way I can tonight
come back and satisfy my appetite.
You gotta know you mean thar much to me
To get you back
you know
I'll do anything.
Come back now
baby
just bring your body back home
Right here now
baby
where you belong.
Whoa
building a bridge to your heart
. . .
Whoa
On a lonely day I look out on the freeway
I can fantasize about the car I drive
I Don't need the light on I can find my way
It's been so long now I have to say
Chorus: I'm going to California
I'm gonna live the life
Sipping on tequilla
Night after night
Dreaming of the moment
When everything looks right
A little bit of love goes a long way tonight
I'm on my way heading for the sun
That's where I'll stay I'm never going back home
Do you ever feel like you need a change? Hang out where no one knows your name
Chorus: I'm going to California
I'm gonna live the life
Sipping on tequilla
Night after night
Dreaming of the moment
When everything looks right
A little bit of love goes a long way tonight
Would you like to meet me there? We'll be dancing on the sand
These days will never end
No they'll go on and on and on
On a lonely day I look out on the freeway
I can fantasize about the car I drive
I Don't need the light on I can find my way
It's been so long now I have to say
It's been so long now I have to say
Chorus: (X2)I'm going to California
I'm gonna live the life
Sipping on tequilla
Night after night
Dreaming of the moment
When everything looks right
A little bit of love goes a long way tonight
A little bit of love, A little bit of love
A little bit of love goes a long way tonight
I remember warm and tender sighs
The night before she said goodbye
The song that we liked playing just for her and I
Now when I hear it I just come apart
It's like a needle in my heart
Each time the music starts
Please DJ don't put that on
We fell in love to that one
Don't play that song on the radio
It's so hard to forget
So here is my request
Don't play that song on the radio
I recall the way she held my arm
As we were dancing in the dawn
The radio on
Swaying to the same old song
It used to sound just like a lullaby
But now it only makes me cry
So don't play that one tonight
Please DJ don't put that on
We fell in love to that one
Don't play that song on the radio
It's so hard to forget
So here is my request
Don't play that song on the radio
On and on and round and round
The record spins
Everytime it's on I keep rememberin'
The things we did together
Now they're gone forever
Round and round it keeps repeating
In my ear
All the words of love that I won't ever hear
I'm walkin' in the rain (remember)
Don't play that song again
Please DJ don't put that on
We fell in love to that one
Don't play that song on the radio
It's so hard to forget
So here is my request
Whenever your shadow falls
On stony ground
And there's not a hand for you to hold
Whenever the dreams you dream
Come crashing down
Every time you think of home
Remember that you're not alone
And we'll be with you heart and soul
Wherever you are
And if you should lose your path along the way
And find yourself walking in the dark
Whenever the ones you love seem far away
Every time you think of home
Remember that you're not alone
And we'll be with you heart and soul
Wherever you are
(sail on home...)
Some are lost and some are lonely
Drifting away but they are only
Reaching out for love to hold onto
(sail on home...)
Mother father sister brother
Giving strength to one another
Guide them where the healing waters flow
Every time you think of home
Remember that you're not alone
And we'll be with you heart and soul
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
Finger of suspicion
Pointing at us all
Says I'm guilty by omission
Heading for the fall
When the rumors fly
Someone's gonna cry
I wish that ...
But the damage that you do
Just might come back on you
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
About nobody
Hear no evil, see no evil
Cause what you don't know won't hurt you oh no
Bad news travels faster
We both read between the lines
Courting our disaster
Just? find
Now the word is out
There's a shadow of doubt
There's a woman catching my eye
Oh, who are they
To talk that way
I wish they'd leave me alone
They got troubles of their own
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
About nobody
Hear no evil, see no evil
Cause what you don't know won't hurt you oh no
Talk is cheap
Cheek to cheek
Don't speak
Don't sneak a peak
Talk is cheap
Cheek to cheek
Don't speak
Don't sneak a peak
Talk is cheap
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
About nobody
Hear no evil, see no evil
Cause what you don't know won't hurt you oh no
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
About nobody
Hear no evil, see no evil
The prophet born again
The Bibie in his hand
With fire and brimstone eyes.
The saviour on TV with tax immunity
Donations exorcized.
Who are these men in their ivory towers
Not heaven sent
Worshipping greed in the name of Jesus
Save our souls!
In some other world you'd be branded as thieves
Thrown to your knees and made to answer.
In some different time they would lock you away
As mad men I'd say Amen.
Behind the public smile the politicians guile
So vain and powerful.
Elected for his hair by people unaware
It's unbelievable.
Brothers in arms robbing the future
Shining in childrens eyes.
Shame on this world
Shame on our country
Shame on you.
In some other world you'd be branded as thieves
. . .
We built you an altar instead of an outcast
We made you a king respected and wealthy
The verdict is in
The jury is guilty.
Worshipping greed in the name of Jesus
Shame on you!
In some other world you'd be branded as thieves
. . .
In some other world you'd be branded as thieves
Intoxicating pleasure
nothing is so sweet
honey, than the blood in my veins.
Now the way im feelin
I'm not as sure im heat
I can't wait to go down in flames.
I'm closing on you'r body
you shiver at my touch
tell me baby, what can i do?
Wiggin' like a junkie
need a sugar rush
lemmie love the hell out of you.
You gotta gimmie something
Oh yeah
you gotta give it now.
Oooh, well it feels good
take it all the way
come on honey, jump all around
Feels good
take it all the way
can you hear the call of the wild?
Come on, rock on boys.
Ooo I'm on fire
I'm nervous alright
heaven knows im ready to burn.
Like rollin out thunder
livin' to the night
Where they commin' never return.
You gotta gimmie something
oh yeah
you gotta give it now
ooo yeah
Well, it feels good
take it all the way
come on honey jump all around.
Feels good
take it all the way
can you hear the call of the wild?
Ooo soo good, soo good baby!
oh yeah
dig it
Yeah yeah
By the way a fever
well i guess your not heat
I can't wain to go down in flames.
When it feels good
take it all the way
come on honey jump, jump all around.
Feels good
take it all the way
can you hear the call of the wild?
When it feels good
yeaaah yeaaahe
jump all around.
Feels good
take it all the way
baby, can ya feel it, oh yeaaah yeaaah.
oooo
gotta give it now
baby, baby, baaabaaay!
I ain't ever gonna drink again
I ain't ever gonna smoke again
And I'm gonna start tomorrow
I'm gonna be my own best friend
This time it's not pretend
Everything's gonna be different tomorrow
Yo, since I got this money
I ain't been able to walk straight
I'm buying drugs and alcohol at the bulk rate
Man this change has been crazy
I'll probably end up living like Rick James in the 80's
People say I should get up on a 12 step
But this is too fun to seek help yet
I'm probably gonna ruin my career
And the money that I got I will go through it in a year
Man I'm through with drinking beer, I'm so done popping E
Come tomorrow ain't no one stopping me
I'm going join a fucking soccer league
But that's tomorrow man, tonight I'm getting fucked up you best believe that shit
I ain't ever gonna drink again
I ain't ever gonna smoke again
And I'm gonna start tomorrow (I'm gonna get a nicotine patch man)
I'm gonna be my own best friend
This time it's not pretend
Everything's gonna be different tomorrow
So tonight is my last HOO-RA
And I'm gonna get super tomorrow trashed at my bar
I know everything's gonna work out right
And I sing this song every night
Yo, I ain't even gotta walk to the corner store
I call this company called store to door
They deliver in the morning or night
So I can always order bud light
I'm like a kid in a candy store
But more like a pedophile in a little girl's pantie drawer
Damn the shit ain't right
I'm gonna change but not tonight man
I ain't ever gonna drink again (Never)
I ain't ever gonna smoke again (Nope)
And I'm gonna start tomorrow (I can't even see straight right now)
I'm gonna be my own best friend
This time it's not pretend
Everything's gonna be different tomorrow
Tomorrow, check it out!
I'm so stupid to be this rich
Got my own big house you should see this bitch
Got my own studio with a motherfucking bar in it
A driveway got my brand new car in it
I need to wise up
I need to act right
Fuck it, let's celebrate this one last night
I ain't ever gonna drink again
I ain't ever gonna smoke again
And I'm gonna start tomorrow (I'm talking with the man in the mirror)
I'm gonna be my own best friend
This time it's not pretend (Time for change)
Everything's gonna be different tomorrow (Gonna be a new man)
So tonight is my last HOO-RA
And I'm gonna get super tomorrow trashed at my bar
I know everything's gonna work out right (I just know it)
With the clique, just another day
Drink in my cup and I'm feeling okay
Just killed a 30-pack, got another on the way
Got the homie's Chevrolet full of Tecate
LA to TJ, we do this all day
Getting paid for the stupid ass shit that we say
We the illest motherfuckers while your crew is some marks
Big Wax, Herbal T, bitch we Lewis and Clark
You heard the rumor probably that I sold my human body
To the Illuminati and now they use it to copy
My brainwave patterns
I'm a master of a stupid hobby called rapping
I'll prove it probably when I'm right about at Susan Boyle's age
I'll have my first hit when the world's in a no-longer-using-oil stage
The soundtrack of apocalypse, looking back from the rocket ship
Thinking I might have gotten rich in the nick of time
Intense Imagination, we in places your basic complacent mind can't relate with
Outside the Matrix, outline my face with chalk
We're already dead, where ya'll steadily tread
You walk, on the path of a mortal
While me and Herbal T we are practically orbital
Trash your recordable device and all its contents
Nobody feeling that nonsense
I got the feeling that Columbus must have fell when he reached the shore
Vasco de Gama rhymer, I'm a conquistador
Venturing to territory no one's ever seen before
Rap El Dorado, let the bottle of Tequila pour
Legendary Lena Horne status for my clique
Y'all more like the Katrina storm, tragic as shit
Been doing this since the doc pulled us out by Cesarean birth
It won't stop 'til I'm buried in earth
I'm saying, the flow's so nice it's got great karma
LOA chop the beat like a Sheikh Shawarma
Great like Parma-
-Sean cheese on your marinara spaghetti
Repping Maryland steady
People preparing confetti, girls raring and ready
Comparing to Betty Grable or Marilyn wearing a teddy
We up in the Serengeti with a pair of machetes
Up in the bush with the kush, motherfuckers ain't ready
We ain't new to this new to this
We been doing this doing this
Since the uterus
People been asking "Who is this, who is this?"
It's the crew with the fluidness
Under numerous influences
Getting loot off the fusion of music producing is stupidness
A human as ludicrous as the group of the two of us
Is elusive as tuna fish in a pool that is fluid-less
Or a brain tumor that's humerus
Or a stewardess who had just flew in from Cuba using a route that was two minutes-
Please...
(Please prepare for takeoff!)
With the clique, just another day
Drink in my cup and I'm feeling okay
Just killed a 30-pack, got another on the way
Got the homie's Chevrolet full of Tecates
LA to TJ, we do this all day
Getting paid for the stupid ass shit that we say
We the illest motherfuckers while your crew is some marks
Your love for me was nothing but a mystery,
Just something only captured in a dream.
Whoa, then suddenly...
It was hitting me,
Right between the eyes
I wasn't looking for a love explosion,
But I must have been a target my oh my.
Cause when I least expected it,
I took a direct hit,
Right between the eyes
You... you shattered my resistance, yes its true,
you battered my defenses what could I do?
I'm running from the heat between me and you.
(chorus)
You hit me with a million volts,
You nail me with a lightning bolt,
Oh, baby, you knock me cold.
You're love zapped me, right between the eyes.
Now nothing's going to cool down my desire,
Cause I'm jumpin' from the fat into the fire,
Love bug has bitten me,
And you're hitting me,
Right between the eyes
And now... each time I think about you I don't know how,
I ever did without you, spin me 'round,
And I'll never get my feet back on the ground.
(chorus)
You hit me with a million volts,
You nail me with a lightning bolt,
Oh, baby, you knock me cold.
You're love zapped me, right between the eyes.
Oh... the power of your love is much too strong,
You tell me I'm,
(chorus)
You hit me with a million volts,
You nail me with a lightning bolt,
Oh, baby, you knock me cold.
You're love zapped me, right between the eyes.
You hit me with a million volts,
You nail me with a lightning bolt,
Oh, baby, you knock me cold.
Nobody's perfect
If I woulda tried harder
I would be all I can be
If I woulda tried harder
I could have sailed the seven seas
If I woulda tried harder
I would be a better man
I guess I shoulda tried harder
But I didn't, so here I am
Here I am
I should probably be a star by now
But I'm probably at the bar by now
If you're hearing this past 5, or even 4
If it's morning I'm probably somewhere on a cement floor
Even more so if we're on tour
Me and E explore the country wondering about the evening before
Trying to explain where the time went
While other rappers find a studio to grind in
Kinda like when Kobe finds a gym
But the flow be Iverson
Yes homie I am him ('practice?')
I don't practice a lot
It's not a habit I got
I'd rather smoke pot and kick it with Craig and them
But Craig and them ain't making benjamins
They're just sitting on the couch again, again and again
Damn, free time, I always wasted it
I wonder what my life would've been like if I'd have gave a shit
If I woulda tried harder
I would be all I can be
If I woulda tried harder
I could have sailed the seven seas
If I woulda tried harder
I would be a better man
I guess I shoulda tried harder
But I didn't, so here I am
Back in high school, the shit was a breeze
I smoked a bunch of trees and I still got B's
Got high as fuck on my SAT's
Both as far as score making, and right before taking them
I've never worked harder at a job than required
I've only worked hard enough not to be fired
It's like Office Space
You'd have thought that Peter was there
Or Jennifer Aniston rocking minimum pieces of flair
I couldn't imagine what would've happened
If God wouldn't have made me good at rapping
It's only cause of that a good life I provide myself
But just think, what if I'd applied myself
I could be another level rich
Sponsored by a bubble beverage
On television talking about how good Dr. Pepper is
I wish I was as ambitious as 50 Cent
I could have went the same route that him and Diddy went
But alas...
If I woulda tried harder
I would be all I can be
If I woulda tried harder
I could have sailed the seven seas
If I woulda tried harder
I would be a better man
I guess I shoulda tried harder
But I didn't, so here I am
Michael Jordan, I ain't talking to you, nope
Oprah Winfrey, I ain't talking to you, nope
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, I ain't talking to ya'll, nope
Tiger Woods, yeah, I possibly am talking to you
But Donald Trump I ain't talking to you
To my man who's the Pope, I ain't talking to you
To Chuck Norris, I ain't talking to you
Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, I ain't talking to you
Steve Jobs, rest in peace, but I ain't talking to you
To my mannnnnnnnnn- Neil Armstrong, I ain't talking to you
Or Lance Armstrong, I ain't talking to you
If your name is something that ends with Armstrong
She was such a pretty girl and she was mine for a couple of years
And on the day that she walked away I guess i, shed a couple of tears
But from what I understand, she's now having the time of her life
I guess its true what Too Short said, that you can't turn a hoe into a house wife.
'Coz she's so fine she used to be mine
Now she fucks two dudes at a time
She was so good, we was in love
But I guess one dick wasn't enough
At first I couldn't believe it
She was, so sweet and so kind
How could she be getting ass fucked and sucking dick at the same time
But I went online one day and I saw that shit first hand,
She was having a one night stand with a,
Nine piece salsa band.
And the piano player is fucking her asshole,
And in her pussy hole is the bass
She's got the backup singer's dick in each hand
And the trumpet player's fucking her face
And her toes are doing some tickling, on the rest of the hoards sections balls
The percussion player's jerking off on the side
While the lead singer's telling the studio n' audience to applause
'Coz she's so fine she used to be mine
Now she fucks two dudes at a time
She was so good, we was in love
But I guess one dick wasn't enough
Now the band started getting excited, they were all about to bust nuts
It was nine Puearto Rican musicians, and just one little asian slut
Now every square inch of her body, is totally soaked with cum,
And if you ask the bitch what two plus two was, she wouldn't even know 'coz she's too fucking dumb
She's so fine she used to be mine
Now she fucks nine dudes at a time
She was so good, we was in love
But I guess eight dicks wasn't enough
If I came up to you
And asked you to dance with me
Would you be my partner?
Partner, pa, pa, partner
I'd like to talk to you
But whenever I try to
All that comes out is bla-bla
Blah blah, bluh, bluh, blah blah
The minute you walked into the room
The butterflies in my stomach broke out of their cocoons
Normally I got a quick type of witty style
But your pretty smile got me feeling like a little child
Unable to formulate phrases
Unable to remember even what my own name is
Oh yeah, sorry it's Wax
Around you I find it hard to relax
You bombard me with maximum levels of attraction
I'm asking myself to maintain composure
Overreacting to the picturesque view I'm seeing.
It'd be impossible for me to look at you as just another human being
When it seems you were sewn, from royal oats
Any male co-workers you have are some spoiled folks
Seein you every day
Are they hiring here's my resume but anyway.
If I came up to you
And asked you to dance with me
Would you be my partner?
Partner, pa, pa, partner
I'd like to talk to you
But whenever I try to
All that comes out is bla-bla
Blah blah, bluh, bluh, blah blah
I've seen pretty women before but this is overkill
Just one look impairs my basic motor skills
Walking like I got two left feet
Looking like I'm drunk but I'm only two becks deep
Simple questions are unanswerable
And the hard truth becomes much less durable
How can I tell you that I'm working at a grocery store
You've probably dated stock brokers before
You looking just like Penelope Cruz
I ought to interrupt your conversation like developing news
I mean what do I have to hypothetically lose
Worst case scenario is you yell at me and tell me to move
And I can handle rejection
I just can't handle one step in your direction
But for now I won't disturb you
Maybe after a few shots I'll get the nerves to
I can see the future when she's all mine
I can see a wedding and kids, the whole nine
I can picture us on a honeymoon laughing
Walking on the beach I can hear the waves crashing
I can see the next fifty years in a flash
I can see our grandkids playing in the grass
I think I made a crystal ball out of a pint glass
I wake up in the morning, its the same old thing
Another day alone just rhyme writing (oh)
It's getting a little old
Feeling kind of cold
When do you say you took your dream too far
And finally come to grips with the person you are
I think for some of us the dream's too vivid
And the gift we've been given is the curse that comes with it
If you strive for perfection and progress
You beat your own ass in the process
Man I'm satisfied never
My shit always could be better
Shit the I'm saying now could be way more clever
I remember when there wasn't no pressure
I just do this
Before the music was part of a to do list
I love writing but why I'm clueless
It's peaceful yet deceitful
Like a Buddhist Judas
And its's fucking up my brain
But somehow it's the only thing that keeps me sane
I guess I'm like a little goth art student
Take away his pen, next day at school he starts shooting
But arts stupid
If you consider the bitter cost of this
All the relationships I've lost to this
All the times that I hit ignore when my family and friends they would call for this
A constant state of exhaustiveness
I give my all to this
A stressful endeavor like tiger woods probably thinks that golfing is
I should get a office gig
But I can't cause I'm over here dreaming
And as I write another song I just feel like screaming
Stop fucking with me
Stop judging me
I just want to live comfortably
And I ain't talking about wealth
I'm talking about my brain
I'm talking about mental health
Stop fucking with me
Stop judging me
I look around and suddenly
I realize that there's nobody else
The only one judging me is myself
Most people they got big dreams and big plans
End up as a big flock of sacrificial lambs
A single achiever
Can make a billion believers
Look at the children they're all willing and eager
Like when I was a kid I watched Jordan play
And dreamed of being up on the NBA court one day
Realized early that I didn't have it
That don't mean that there ain't people that took that stab at it
Like my man every day practice shooting baskets
Dreaming about playing for the magic or mavericks
High school star a 30 point a night average
4 year college starter alright average
Didn't get drafted
Still he could see the dream
Now he's 35 playing for some European team
Knees fucked up constantly throbbing
Now he's popping Oxycontin
And it's becoming a problem
Had to move back with his mom
And she want him to get a job
But he doesn't have any qualities they need
Can't put 3-man weave drills
Under specialty skills
More and more he eats pills
Prescription refills
He still sees that dream that vision and it haunts him
A voice inside his head and it taunts him
His mom thinking that he's on something
And she right
As he screams in the middle of the night
Stop fucking with me
Stop judging me
I just want to live comfortably
And I ain't talking about wealth
I'm talking about my brain
I'm talking about mental health
Stop fucking with me
Stop judging me
I look around and suddenly
I realize that there's nobody else
The only one judging me is myself
I wake up in the morning it's the same old thing...
I wake up in the morning it's the same old thing...
Shit, it's hard enough not to crack under the pressure of average expectations
Most of my heroes were drug addicts
So dream high and be prepared to fall really fucking far
Take a walk around the city
Tour L.A.
Listen to what addicted women on the corner say
Study their words many of them weren't born this way
Many moved here back in the day
Thinking that they'd be the next Dorris Day
There was role she was born to play
But somewhere she went astray
Some people crack on the day that disappointment comes
When they realize they ain't one of the annointed ones
She saw the vision
And she came here on a mission
Audition after audition
But she never caught a glimpse
Of success and then she got older
And the industry disowned
Told herself that it was over
Now she never ever sober
And it drove her to the point
She can't control her own emotions or addictions
But she still sees the vision when she's dreaming
A voice in her head like a demon
And she on sunset at the bus stop screaming
Stop fucking with me
Stop judging me
I just want to live comfortably
And I ain't talking about wealth
I'm talking about my brain
I'm talking about mental health
Stop fucking with me
Stop judging me
I look around and suddenly
I realize that there's nobody else
The only one judging me is myself
It's past 2 A.M. and I'm thinking 'bout you
Just took my last sip off my last bud light brew
I wanna keep drinking, what should I do
They can't serve no alcohol like I said it's after two
There's only one thing in my freezer
It sits by itself just like me
A frosty old bottle of Seagrams
That reminds me of how it used to be
I've never seen no psychiatrist, I've never seen no shrink
But these lonely thoughts, they're all that I think
And it feels so lonely, when I stand by that sink
I just knew I had something to believe in believe in
You think you fuckin with me man you dreamin dreamin
Wake up and find yourself screamin screamin
Get back down where your league is
bitch you now fuckin with a genius
You're a pipsqueak everything you spit's weak
I can see your future it's bleak up shit's creek
Sans paddle
Wave hello to your homies they on the bank makin a
Diarrhea sandcastle
Flip ya damn tassel
Back to the other side of your cap
You fail at rap
Nobody feelin that
Gimme the mic or I'm takin it back
Try to snatch it back again I'll kick you in the groin
If you live in Iowa I'll kick you in Des Moines
Flip a coin if its tails eat a dick
If it's heads eat that same dick plus eat a pile of shit
Speakin of coins, I rap circles around you
I am the exact opposite of nervous around you
Only purpose around you is to perfectly clown you
I think you should just go join up with the circus like
Clowns do you rat bastard
Raps a task that wax mastered
Shut the fuck I won't pass the last word
Got a homey who's a fat ass nerd
That'll crash your website after he hacks your password
You average... Run of the mill
You rhyme for days but ain't one of em ill
But if you were dying of AIDS I'd make fun of you still
But let me talk to the listeners enough about you
Before you play the album this what you gotta do
You gotta hit some more medical and pick up more edibles
And hit the liquor store and pick up six or more whatever
You choose and press play it couldn't
Get no more incredible
You gonna fuck with it like it was you genitals
I'm an extra terrestrial with an extra set of testicles
To make an effort that's respectable best eat your vegetables
If you still skeptical I will question you about ya dad was he
Wild
Did he beat you really bad as a child
Were you scarred by the switches?
Big Wax drop shit hard on you bitches
Stomach in knots you wanna barf with the quick the quickness
Don't trust that fart you will shart in your britches
Can I get a witness testify heathens
Mix the tap water with extra dry Seagram's
I wish the best for my legions of people believin and
Dreamin of what they wanna be
I wish upon em prosperity
But I wouldn't recommend that they become an emcee
Them cyant fuck with me me drop too heavy
Like the diddaly diddaly diddaly diddaly d rip
Uh, hear me now
It's Big Wax always all up in your ear canal
I might be here in a year from now
So this year I'mma dream out loud
Mix the tap water with extra dry Seagram's
Dreamin dreamin
Dreamin dreamin
Dreamin...
Nah, I gotta say one more thing to the fucking doubters
Motherfucker your bitch ass I will outperform
I will crush up your dreams into powdered form
And put the powder on your girls lower spine
Chop it up start blowin lines while I fuck the ho from behind
And realize that in that moment of time I'm blowin her mind and blowin your mind
We ain't similar kids
An example of two different species
You on the level of a sample of some pigeon feces
Y'all sweet like cinnamon apple or a twix or reeses
I am an individual who will smack you into bits and pieces
Sick since the fetus, bout to get rich quick and become a rich prick elitist
Boating in Ibiza with a frozen margarita
Got your ho in a bikini steady strokin' on my penis
Yelling at that bitch for dripping some lotion on my Adidas
Making her clean it but as she does she says
It's everything I dreamed it'd be
Come along and dream with me
Pay attention to the scenery
Dream with me, dream with me
Dun da dun da dun dreamin dreamin
Dreamin dreamin
Dreamin dreamin
Walking around with my eyes sewn shut
Passing by the most beautiful things in the world like so what
Find an empty spot on a curb, and post up
Next to a homeless man, cart full of soda cans
Smiling, how's he in a better mood than I am in
When I'm an inch away from achieving my dreams
There's different types of achievement it seems
The intravenous needle fiends to the people that dream of seeing
Themselves up on the screens
We all tryna chase a high
What is it with human being, we're never satisfied
My only conclusion's confusion
And my only solution is the illusion I create through boozin
Fuck it, my eyes open, I pop my tall beer
Toast to Los Angeles, we all here
From Skid Row to the names up in the blaring lights
I take a sip and I'm headed straight to paradise
Every day I battle with my inner consciousness
Trying to get him to become an optimist
Trying to convince him god exists
And to focus on the positive and take pride in my accomplishments
But he only speaks he doesn't hear
A radio newsfeed always in my ear
And I, just wish it would disappear
An embodiment of all my insecurities and fear
And it keeps me wide awake lying late at night nervous
Mind racing, contemplating life's purpose
But isn't that a contemplation that is quite worthless
And I'm still awake when the sunlight surface
I just
Relax, lie still
Count sheep, drink more nyquil
Lord help me sleep I say a prayer at night
And in my dreams I'm going straight to paradise
Too much time alone all I think about is death
I'm a chain smoker how much time I got left
I swear there's something wrong going on inside my chest
I ain't seen a doctor nI should probably get a test
I just wish I wasn confident in an afterlife
If it turned out that I was wrong I'd be dead it wouldn't matter right
I drink too much, for the numbness
I think to much, but yearn for dumbness
I wish that I was satisfied
By the cars, the restaurants and the Maitre D's
I love steak, put me back inside the matrix please
We can all talk about the weather forecast or the sportscast
Or the fucking jersey shore cast
Get money, keep makin
Fuck bitches, eat bacon
Lord forgive me, I say a prayer at night
She love me, she love me, she love me,
She love me too much
She left her, she left her,
She lef her toothbrush
Oooooowwwww
What happened here?
Right below my cabinet mirror
There used to be two brushes
Now there's three toothbrushes
I never said I was a mathematician
But from now on she gonna have to ask permission
If she wanna leave shit here, what's this here?
It's a brazier, gotta get this clear
Run up out the bathroom cursing up a storm
Didn't see there was a purse up on my floor
My foot gets caught up in the strap
Splat, I fall flat, on my back
And the purse gets emptied all over the ground
And now it's tampons everywhere rollin around
Damn, this gettin out of control
She really needs to slow her roll
I come home and you're on my couch
Go back to ya mama's house
I just wanted to relax and unwind on it
You laid out smokin weed drinkin wine on it
This ain't what I wanted
And the lease only got just one name signed on it
And that's mine on it, not yours
It'd be different if you would mop floors
Take out the trash, do somethin
Every day you're the opposite of hustlin
Doing your nails is not a part time job
I ain't even know she had a house key
She took it out my pocket and she copied it without me
At that home depot store
Now I'm never lonely no more
She's here, whenever she likes
Every day, every night
And I just need my privacy I doubt that she's
Tryin to spy on me she probably just wanna be
By my tv to watch it free
I love when she's on top of me
But that don't give her no rights to my property
I'm glad you're concerned with dental healthcare
But that's the end of the discussion brush em elsewhere
CHORUS (repeated till end of song)
God this girl is driving me bananas
The only solution I can think of is to dance
Woo, ow ow ow
I can't believe she parked in my parking spot man I'm going in
This house right now after that half mile walk
And giving her a piece of my mind
(girl)
Oh I'm so glad you're home I tivoed sex and the city so we could watch it
As soon as you got here
Don't be mad baby I spilled a bottle of nail polish remover on your laptop
I got an idea for a fun project this weekend let's paint the bathroom walls pink
Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a
song about a whale—no! This is a song about being happy. That's right! It's
the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy
I don't think you're happy enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs.
Now, boys and girls, let's try it again.
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy
If'n you ain't the granddaddy of all liars. The little critters of nature
they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny! A fly marrying a
bumblebee? I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me. Why didn't
you believe me?
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
I haven't been sober in a week or more
And my card just got declined at the liquor store
And I've spent my rent getting bent
Yet I'm ready for more
Sometimes I ask myself why I do this shit
I spend all my free time doing stupid shit
Cause I could probably be a star If I tried a little harder at it
I could probably be a number one hit
But instead I be doing just a bunch of dumb shit
When the drum hit man I be coming up with
Some shit that be better than the other ones spit
But it's so much time and the time ain't worth it
I get rid of stress cause life ain't perfect
Reality is overrated and I have more fun unmotivated
I'd rather be completely outta my mind
Party my life away
Leave all my worries behind
My girl told me that I shouldn't drink so much
She don't like the way I'm always smoking weed and such
And now she's moved on
She's gone
And I'm missing her touch
Sometimes I wonder If there's something wrong with me
My floor's always covered up in dirty laundry
If she was here right now
She'd be proud that she let me be
But she don't understand that life is short
And she don't understand that I'm Michael Jordan
And she don't understand that I'm about to be scoring
Points in the game
Put my voice on my name
She ignoring still
I say good riddance
Like bread fed to the pigeons
Now it's just freedom
Keep your problems
I don't need them girl
I'm outta my mind
I forgot everything
I'm out of this world and I've been questioning
Yeah
I never have to fight another battle with her
I just prefer
To be outta my mind
I said that most of us are only
Playing away today
Look at us both, we're lost and lonely
No need to stay that way
I said let's spend the night together
Under the velvet sky
Losing our loneliness in pleasure
Baby, it's cold outside
She said the night's full of shadows
And shadows aren't real
They're just illusions, confusions
That lovers might feel
Under the veil of night
Right under passions light
Forever cast by the shadows of love
Mmmm
I said we all need one another
What could be wrong with that
What could be wrong in taking cover
Even for just one night
She said a stranger's much too easy
Though it may comfort you
There's nothing but danger where it leads me
And nothing to hold onto
You see, the nights full of shadows
And shadows aren't real
They're just illusions, confusions
That lovers might feel
Under the veil of night
Right under passions light
Forever cast by the shadows of love
'Cause night was made for you and me
So let defenses fall
Shadows fade eventually
They're only shadows after all
Under the veil of night
Right under passions light
Forever cast by the shadows of love
She said the nights full of shadows
And shadows aren't real
They're just illusions, confusions
That lovers might feel
She said the nights full of shadows
And shadows aren't real
They're just illusions, confusions
In the company of morons
I swear they're unstoppable
Can't push, they're pushin' back
Watchin' the shoppers race this track
And they got places to go so fast
Fools connect, then they pass
Never need to get up
Just sit, watch and laugh and breathe
Don't walk, walk, walk too fast
You're tramplin' all your bags
Damaged goods and no, no receipt
And no receipt
Pocketbooks and credit slips
Day-Glo patterns, an old man trips
It's out of all inconvenience
Patience runs out of stock
At times just one sale can make it right
Can make it right
Don't walk, walk, walk too fast
You're tramplin' all your bags
Damaged goods and no, no receipt
And no receipt
Don't walk, walk, walk too fast
You're tramplin' all your bags
Damaged goods and no, no receipt
And no receipt
Don't walk, walk, walk too fast
You're tramplin' all your bags
Damaged goods and no, no receipt
And no receipt
Pocketbooks and credit slips
Day-Glo patterns, an old man trips
It's out of all inconvenience
Patience runs out of stock
At times just one sale can make it right
Can make it right
Don't walk, walk, walk too fast
You're tramplin' all your bags
Damaged goods and no, no receipt
[Intro]
I'm just riding through the valley on my bicycle
Just pedalin' pedalin' pedalin' pedalin' pedalin' along
I'm headed to the studio by Sherman and Coldwater
And when I get there I'm gonna sing this song
[Hook]
I'm gonna sing oh yeah, oh-my-my
I don't give a f*ck about a DUI
You can take away my license
But you can't take away my pride
I'm singing oh yeah, oh-my-my
I'm a keep drinking until the day I die
Two wheels is the way I ride
[Verse 1]
I got my backpack strapped on my back real tight
Inside of it got a cord and a mic
And a couple tall cans, coors and bud light
That I found in my refrigerator drawer from the night before
I take flight out the door with my bike
Its such a Californian sight
Small breeze got the palm trees swaying back and forth in the light
Melodies in my head I'm gonna record em' the night man
I start pedalin' I start smilin'
I'm in the bike lane freestylin'
I make a quick pit stop on the corner
To pet a little dog and chat with its owner
It's the type of day you just can't feel bad
The same type of day Ice Cube once had
Trying to make it to the lab but I don't pedal fast
I sit back and watch as the rose pedals pass
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Cruising down Sherman a couple blocks left
Rhymes in my head and they're all kinda' deaf
Man, I can't wait to lay em down but my first venture
Is to the store for a couple more thirst quenchers
I pick em up and then add them to the contents
Of my heavy ass bag then I paddle fast no nonsense
Hit the studio with no delayin'
I give a dap to my homie Bailey on the way in
I start drinkin' I start recordin'
Three hours later I'm out the damn door again
Gotta pedal to the store again
I'm feeling festive this require captain Morgan
Another bike ride, staring at a night sky
Trying not to swerve cars fly right by
I stay fresh like f*cking bag salad
And I don't give a damn if my license ain't valid
Shamed lovers as we recover,
Too late for a place in your heart.
Old winters hold the sins in you, opens the door from the start
'Cause we're brothers with one another,
Never be alone or apart,
Old winters hold the sins in you, opens a door from the start
I'm not leaving, no no, I'm not leaving.
Waiting for the dawn to rise and then at least we all can depart,
Strange feeling, we're past believing, a look we've got down to an art.
As hopes shatter, it won't matter, and new ones in every design,
Losing our balance, we're feeling the silence, your doubts always mirroring mine
And as the pain falls out of your heart
It feels like the greatest thing that you've got,
And maybe it's halfway back to home,
But is it a remedy too slow to get you?
To get you home?
To get you - to get you home?
Shamed lovers as we recover,
Too late for a place in your heart.
Old winters hold the sins in you, opens the door from the start
'Cause we're brothers with one another,
Never be alone or apart,
Old winters hold the sins in you, opens a door from the start
And as the pain falls out of your heart
It feels like the greatest thing that you've got,
And maybe it's halfway back to home,
But is it a remedy too slow to get you?
To get you home?
To get you - to get you home?
To get you home.
To get you home.
To get you home.
To get you
