Bamboo Shark (2011)

Actors

• Mickey Rooney (actor)
• Brian Anthony Wilson (actor)
• Johnny Williams (actor)
• David Born (actor)
• William James Kelly (actor)
• Gary Gustin (actor)
• Lionel Anthony Cook (actor)
• Gavin Peretti (actor)
• Dan Van Wert (actor)
• Vincent Riviezzo (actor)
• Connie Lamothe (actress)
• Tommy Lafitte (actor)
• Keyon Smith (actor)
• Robert Gulya (composer)
• Jose L. Penaranda (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Quotes:

Sylvester Stallone: You know, I played an overweight cop once.::Arnold Schwarzenegger: I played a Kindergarten cop.::Michael Jackson: Did somebody say Kindergarten?

Sean Connery: I'm Sean... double-O-7... I'm Sean!

Benjamin: Jesus! What, did you steal that off a horse?

Howard: That pig smells like old people.

Brooks: You know why I like movies? I like them because of the experience they bring. Reading is designed to stimulate the mind. Music is designed to alter emotions. But movies... movies are designed for one thing. To escape.

Francis Federman Ugli: Put the retard down!

Just About Famous (2010)

Actors

• David Born (actor)
• Joe Manuella (actor)
• Matt Mamula (director)
• Matt Mamula (producer)
• Matt Mamula (editor)
• Jason Kovacsev (director)
• John Schaub (editor)
• Jason Kovacsev (producer)
• Jason Kovacsev (editor)
• John Schaub (producer)
• Tim Biancalana (actor)
• Carol Woodle (actress)
• Bettina Williams (actress)
• Gary Alan (actor)
• Dale Leigh (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Documentary
• Short

Taglines:

A film about famous people....well, almost.
Impersonation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Are you Just About Famous?

Stuck on You (2003)

Actors

• Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew)
• Meryl Streep (actress)
• Seymour Cassel (actor)
• Jay Leno (actor)
• Matt Damon (actor)
• Cher (actress)
• Cher (actress)
• Lin Shaye (actress)
• Marc C. Geschwind (miscellaneous crew)
• Adam Shankman (miscellaneous crew)
• Adam Shankman (actor)
• Adam Shankman (actor)
• Lynnanne Zager (miscellaneous crew)
• Jeffrey Ross (actor)
• Doug Jones (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Brothers stick together
A Farrelly outrageous comedy.
Whatever happens to the boys, one thing is certain. Nothing will ever come between them.
Brothers. Best Friends. Twins. (Joined at the waist by 9 inches of flesh).
This is Bob. This is Walt.
A new comedy from the director of There's Something About Mary and Shallow Hal.

Quotes:

Walt: All right. Burgers on the house!::[everyone shouts "Yeah!"]::Bob: He's just kiddin', you cheap bastards.

Walt: Hey, Dave. How about another tall one?::Dave: Got it. How about you there, Bob?::Bob: No, no. No, I'm cool. I'm the designated walker tonight.

Cher: I was a bitch with a capital C.

1st AD: Excuse me, Miss Cher, there's a few fans outside hoping for autographs.::Cher: Allright, but I am not taking any pictures.::Cute Autograph Girl: Oh shit, it's just Cher.

May: [to Bob and Walt] Look, I was hoping we could have a word in private, I mean just the three of us.

May: [to motel clerk] Hey, you wouldn't happen to know if Bob was alone, would you?::Moe: I highly doubt it.

Bob: Hey, I'm alone!::Convenience Store Patron: Great buddy, you're gonna stay that way, too!

Man in burger bar: [to Rocket] Hey! I ordered diet coke!::Rocket: Enjoy your meal::Man in burger bar: [to Bob] Hey, you shouldn't have freaks in here!::Bob: You know, you're absolutely right, we don't want freaks in here, so Rocket, would you kindly show this freak to the door?

Walt: What's a three-letter word for man's best friend?::April: Tit?::Walt: No, I've tried that already.

Bob: [to Walt] Don't you walk away from me!

The Late Shift (1996)

Actors

• Ed Begley Jr. (actor)
• Daniel Roebuck (actor)
• Kathy Bates (actress)
• Don Carmody (producer)
• Rich Little (actor)
• Bob Balaban (actor)
• Ivan Reitman (producer)
• Little Richard (actor)
• Treat Williams (actor)
• Sandra Bernhard (actress)
• Nicholas Guest (actor)
• John Kapelos (actor)
• Lawrence Pressman (actor)
• Betty Thomas (director)
• Michael Chieffo (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Talk-Show

Taglines:

Two heads fighting for the late night crown - One head's gotta roll.
Letterman, Leno and the battle over the Tonight Show.

Quotes:

David Letterman: [outside CBS Studios right before the press conference] Gentlemen, we are just going from one bizarre circumstance to the next.

Michael Ovitz: Peter, I know Dave's circumstances, and so I know why you're here. Dave is a star of such compelling stature that frankly it makes me personally angry he finds himself this abused. We pride ourselves here at CAA in developing a career plan for our clients that protects them as much as it enriches them. David has set such an incredibly high professional standard and yet he is going disturbingly unrewarded. That just doesn't make any sense; it's simply bad business practice. Obviously, we have an interest in establishing a business relationship with you Dave, and you Peter. Frankly, we have worked out a career plan for David, and it includes securing everything for Dave that he wants. EVERYTHING. Of course that means an 11:30 television show. Dave will be offered an 11:30 show, and he will be offered it by every network. The geometry of the deal will be far larger, the studios will be in, the syndicators, the full range of the entertainment industry. We shall frame a deal that will make you one of the giants. And if you give us the privilege of working with you, CAA will take care of everything your talents deserve, and our spirit desires.

David Letterman: [embarrassed] How can a television show be worth all this embarrassment?

Jay Leno: I may look stupid, but I'm Italian. I know how to find information!

Reporter #3: Are you gonna kick Jay Leno's ass?::David Letterman: I'll kick your ass.

David Letterman: Peter, take that stupid rug off your head. And Morty, straighten your tie. This isn't a tractor pull.

Reporter #2: Are you going to bring Paul Shaffer along on the new show?::David Letterman: [deadpan] Paul who? Oh, God! We forgot about Paul. Howard, is there just a little bit left over for Paul?

Leno, Jay Filmography

• nWo: The Revolution
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Vanilla Ice Archive
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tim Tebow's Wild Rise
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• How to Go Faster and Influence People: The Gordon Murray F1 Story
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Rocket & McLaren F1 Owner
• How to Go Faster and Influence People: The Gordon Murray F1 Story
  2012, role: miscellaneous crew
• The One and Only Des O'Connor
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Betty White's 90th Birthday: A Tribute to America's Golden Girl
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Backstage
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 2011 Comedy Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Boys of Bonneville: Racing on a Ribbon of Salt
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Pebble Beach Experience
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stand Up to Cancer
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Solartaxi: Around the World with the Sun
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 8th Annual TV Land Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Battle for Late Night
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Katt Williams: 9 Lives
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Back from Hell: A Tribute to Sam Kinison
  2010, role: actor
• Exit Through the Gift Shop
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Under the Boardwalk: The Monopoly Story
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 1984 Los Angeles Comedy Competition with Host Jay Leno
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Annul Victory
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Love the Beast
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WWE: Greatest Stars of the '90s
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WWE: The Rise and Fall of WCW
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2009 Vanity Fair Oscar Party
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Katt Phenomenon
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Celebrity Rides: Jay's Duesenberg
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Larry the Cable Guy's Star-Studded Christmas Extravaganza
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Unstable Fables: Tortoise vs. Hare
  2008, role: actor , character name: Murray Hare
• Speechless
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ed & Vern's Rock Store
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Great Buck Howard
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Igor
  2008, role: actor , character name: King Malbert
• Chabad: To Life Telethon
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - Video Guest
• Mike Douglas: Moments & Memories
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The P.A.
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• His Highness Hollywood
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King
  2008, role: actor , character name: Jack O'Lantern
• Underdog
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jimmy Carter Man from Plains
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Larry King Live: The Greatest Interviews
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Christmas Is Here Again
  2007, role: actor , character name: The Narrator
• Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• NASCAR Baby
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ice Age: The Meltdown
  2006, role: actor , character name: Fast Tony
• Jay Leno's Garage
  2006, role: producer
• 50 Things to Do Before I Die
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A/k/a Tommy Chong
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Al Franken: God Spoke
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jay Leno's Garage
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Cars
  2006, role: actor , character name: Jay Limo
• Forbes Celebrity 100: Who Made Bank?
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 3: The Jerkinators!
  2006, role: actor , character name: Nega-Chin
• The Crocodile Hunter: A Tribute to Steve Irwin
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Legends: Rodney Dangerfield
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Astronaut Farmer
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tales of the Rat Fink
  2006, role: actor , character name: Flamethrower
• Steve Irwin: A Tribute
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Boomtown
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tsunami Aid: A Concert of Hope
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Assembling 'Robots': The Magic, the Music, & the Comedy
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Harley Davidson: The Spirit of America
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Oprah Winfrey Show: Jay Leno Introduces Us to Amazing Kids
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Car Cruzin'
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedy Central Roast of Jeff Foxworthy
  2005, role: actor
• Robots
  2005, role: actor , character name: Fire Hydrant
• Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• First Daughter
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself #27
• Mr 3000
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 101 Biggest Celebrity Oops
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - #66: Celebrity Talk Show Flops
• TV Guide Close Up: From Comedy Club to Primetime
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Road & Track: Best Car 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bill Hicks Live: Satirist, Social Critic, Stand-up Comedian
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Stuck on You
  2003, role: actor , character name: Jay Leno
• 100 Years of Hope and Humor
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 101 Most Shocking Moments in Entertainment
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Calendar Girls
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Diet Coke with Lemon Celebrates 40 Years of Laughter: At the Improv
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• VH1 Big in 2002 Awards
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hollywood Salutes Nicolas Cage: An American Cinematheque Tribute
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedian
  2002, role: actor , character name: Comedian
• John Q
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Juwanna Mann
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Paul McCartney: Back in the U.S.
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Legend of Razorback
  2002, role: miscellaneous crew
• Heroes of Black Comedy
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Icon: Aerosmith
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Roadside Attractions
  2002, role: producer
• NBC 75th Anniversary Special
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Wild Desk Ride
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Party Animals (or... How to Get to the White House in 5 Easy Steps)
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 50 Years of NBC Late Night
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Annie Goes to Hollywood
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2000 MTV Movie Awards
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 31st NAACP Image Awards
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Christina Aguilera: Genie Gets Her Wish
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Talk Show Story
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Space Cowboys
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Playboy: The Complete Anna Nicole Smith
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 25th Annual People's Choice Awards
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Favorite Male Musical Performer
• 30th NAACP Image Awards
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• ABC 2000: The Millennium
  1999, role: actor
• Arista Records' 25th Anniversary Celebration
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Edtv
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Edtv: Caught in the Camera's Eye
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Variety, Music or Comedy Series and Presenter: Best TV-Series- Comedy
• Y2K
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 50th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Performance in a Variety or Music Program
• Sam Kinison: Why Did We Laugh?
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bravo Profiles: The Entertainment Business
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 50th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1998, role: actor , character name: Best Variety, Music or Comedy Series and Presenter
• Tony Bennett Live by Request: An All-Star Tribute
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hollywood Salutes Arnold Schwarzenegger: An American Cinematheque Tribute
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 29th NAACP Image Awards
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jackie Chan: My Story
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jerry Seinfeld: 'I'm Telling You for the Last Time'
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WCW/NWO Superstar Series: Diamond Dallas Page - Feel the Bang!
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Dream Machines
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• WCW Road Wild '98
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Mad City
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Off the Menu: The Last Days of Chasen's
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Pretty as a Picture: The Art of David Lynch
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Rodney Dangerfield's 75th Birthday Toast
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Meet Wally Sparks
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Wag the Dog
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 32nd Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Contact
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• In & Out
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 49th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
• Just Write
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 28th NAACP Image Awards
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Classic Stand-Up Comedy of Television
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Video Music Awards 1996
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The 31st Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Birdcage
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Very Personal with Naomi Judd
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 1996 MTV Movie Awards
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 48th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
• Advanced English: Interviews with the Famous
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Show Formerly Known as the Martin Short Show
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 47th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Best Variety, Music or Comedy Series & Presenter: Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
• Playboy: The Best of Pamela Anderson
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Barbra: The Concert
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself - Concert Attendee
• Kelsey Grammer Salutes Jack Benny
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• A Comedy Salute to Andy Kaufman
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Totally Bill Hicks
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 20th Annual People's Choice Awards
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Favorite Male Musical Performer
• It's Just a Ride
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Flintstones
  1994, role: actor , character name: Bedrock's Most Wanted Host
• All-Star 25th Birthday: Stars and Street Forever!
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Major League II
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Look Who's Laughing
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 46th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Lead Actress in a Comedy Series
• The 29th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 50th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1993, role: actor , character name: Actor in a TV-Series - Comedy
• A Gala for the President at Ford's Theatre
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 45th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
• Bob Hope: The First 90 Years
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 50th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Actress
• Dave
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Wayne's World 2
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself
• We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story
  1993, role: actor , character name: Vorb
• The 50th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1993, role: actor , character name: Musical
• The 2th Annual American Teacher Awards
  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 42nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Collision Course
  1989, role: actor , character name: Detective Tony Costas
• Happy Birthday, Bob: 50 Stars Salute Your 50 Years with NBC
  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 39th Annual Emmy Awards
  1987, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Directing in a Comedy Series
• Family Comedy Hour
  1987, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jay Leno and the American Dream
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jay Leno and the American Dream
  1986, role: writer
• Doctor Duck's Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself - Player
• Disneyland's Summer Vacation Party
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 38th Annual Emmy Awards
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series
• MTV Video Music Awards 1986
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Doctor Duck's Super Secret All-Purpose Sauce
  1986, role: writer
• Television Parts
  1985, role: actor , character name: Himself
• What's Up, Hideous Sun Demon
  1983, role: actor , character name: Ishmael Pivnik
• Polyester
  1981, role: actor , character name: Journalist on TV News
• Americathon
  1979, role: actor , character name: Larry Miller
• The Jay Leno Special
  1979, role: actor , character name: Himself
• American Hot Wax
  1978, role: actor , character name: Mookie
• Almost Heaven
  1978, role: actor , character name: Danny
• Silver Bears
  1978, role: actor , character name: Albert Fiore
• The Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis, Jr. Show
  1977, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Fun with Dick and Jane
  1977, role: actor , character name: Carpenter
• Word Grabbers
  1976, role: actor , character name: Himself
• On Location: Freddie Prinze and Friends
  1976, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
  1962, role: writer