Pour shame all over us
Harden into a crust
---cement---
Forget the glamour and
Mumble a jackhammer
---under your breath---
Hide your face in the curtains
Better unsaid so close
And it rolls off the tongue
ALMOST
The world expects a pose
Perfectly natural
---loosen up---
Smearing wet concrete and
Swearing you'll never be
---caught---
At your weakest, etched in stone
And we're frozen here, peeking
ALMOST, sweet talk, CAFFEINE
Make contact
Up to my neck
I confess in quicksand
"But it's so easy for you"
"Yeah, there's always one thing"
"Do you have something to tell me?"
"Say something"
"Anything"
I'm warning you
I'm warning you
I'm fucking you
I'm warning you
"Relax"
"It's just a phase"
"You'll grow out of it"
Believe anything anyone ever tells you
It's not funny anymore
It's the thing you hate the most
The thing you hate the most
The best of us puking
the rest of us not doing so well
you can tell by the way
we look over your shoulder
watching for the next big thing
caffeine in the blood,
caffeine on the brain,
bad well water
set off a chain reaction,
a desparate set of principles
i wish we were lonely
i wish we were boring
it's so much easier
you're driving and i am
your backseat shadow
the radio keeps playing
the radio keeps saying
"nothing lost and nothing gained"
but if you don't like it then leave
what if you won't take it from me?
i can soothe you
i feel your heart beating
Ravaged skies
rain
did you forget
have you forgotten
liar
did you forget
cause it's not over yet
cheat
the digital reads
20to2
and the radio is screaming
static
rather burn you than love you
but i won't be fooled
into dreaming of parks
that breathe
instead
I'll have sweet nightmares of you
these days are over
I've turned the page
and burned the book
charcoal circles
around your eyes
no regrets
Yeah, play for keeps, I've to tell you my name, here we go
Yo, I got twenty-four bars to heal these scars
I'm an underground cat but still like money and cars
I'll introduce myself, check it out, ladies and gentlemen
The one and only Evidence, servin' up your medicine
Varsity letterman 'E' on my coat
Every time I touch the paper, it's murder he wrote
I'm from a real big city called 'Watch where you go'
A place you think you know only to find out you don't
Born in L.A., it's hard to get star struck
Born in L.A., so I always keep my guard up
Born in L.A., plus deal where I stay
Everyday cats like Julio G pave the way
My crews thick, all sharp, take a pick
All ready to spit or sit down and write a hit
We learn both from the best on both coasts
Couldn't stress enough for the times, we kill chose
Problem here, problem there, got through 'em
Label here, label there, politics and bullshit, we rip
The mic's cocked back, a full clip
I don't preach, I rap, I'm on stage, this ain't a bull pit
This is it, we're up and running, torch is lit
Prepare for marathons, we don't sprint
I save my crew's name for last, injections lethal
It's L.A.'s finest y'all, it's Dilated Peoples
And y'all can't sleep now, play for keeps
We play for keeps now, y'all can't sleep
And y'all can't sleep now, play for keeps
We play for keeps now and y'all can't sleep
There's people you know, there's people you don't
There's people involved that shouldn't be, you gotta keep close
There's people you know, there's people you don't
There's people involved that shouldn't be, you gotta keep close
I got that flow for the street
Stay ahead of the time, stay behind the beat
It's not what you know, but what you can prove
Everyday they keep chasing me down with little clues
It's Dilated from Los Angels
You didn't know friends make better music than strangers
So far, I've been misunderstood
Wherever I fall, I make the category look good
Twenty-six years young when I wrote this down
My whole life ahead of me, I was known in my town
Things started to change and started to stretch
The farther away I went the closer to home I started to get
My actions cause reactions
Some love and hate shit, I don't ask, it just happens
Either or we came to get it started
Before the show find me at the bar drinkin' Bicardi
This is it, the cats worked hard to have things
Here to keep the party up, I rap caffeine
I save my crew's name for last, injections lethal
It's L.A.'s finest, it's Dilated Peoples
And y'all can't sleep now, play for keeps
We play for keeps now, y'all can't sleep
And y'all can't sleep now, play for keeps
We play for keeps now and y'all can't sleep
There's people you know, there's people you don't
There's people involved that shouldn't be, you gotta keep close
There's people you know, there's people you don't
There's people involved that shouldn't be, you gotta keep close
There's people you know, there's people you don't
There's people involved that shouldn't be, you gotta keep close
There's people you know, there's people you don't
AAAAAAAAh! Caffeine hype for me!(..?)
AAAAAAAAh! Caffeine hype for me!(..?)
Go-Go crazy lady!
AAAAAAAAh! ...... AAAAAAAAh!
(..?)
Solar hype me baby!
Caffeine really makes me Gogo,g,go,go,g,g,g,g,g
Caffeine Caffeine!
Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine!
Caffeine Caffeine!
Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine!
Caffeine Caffeine!
Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine!
Caffeine Caffeine!
Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine!
Caffeine, In my coffee
Caffeine, In my Mountain DEW
Caffeine, In espresso
Caffeine, In my H.*^@
Caffeine, Get me buzzin
Caffeine, Make me go up.. Weeeeeee!
Caffeine, Got me lighting!
..Yeah!..
Pour me a pot of fresh coffee!, Pour me a pot of fresh
Pour shame all over us
Harden into a crust
---cement---
Forget the glamour and
Mumble a jackhammer
---under your breath---
Hide your face in the curtains
Better unsaid so close
And it rolls off the tongue
ALMOST
The world expects a pose
Perfectly natural
---loosen up---
Smearing wet concrete and
Swearing you'll never be
---caught---
At your weakest, etched in stone
And we're frozen here, peeking
ALMOST, sweet talk, CAFFEINE
Make contact
Up to my neck
I confess in quicksand
But it's so easy for youYeah, there's always one thing
Do you have something to tell me?
Say something
Anything
I'm warning you
I'm warning you
I'm fucking you
I'm warning you
Relax
It's just a phase
You'll grow out of it
Believe anything anyone ever tells you
It's not funny anymore
It's the thing you hate the most
The thing you hate the most
Home
What is home?
What is home?
Pack your possessions and leave us alone
Forget your color and creed
Your sexuality embarrassed us all
Take off your Asian tag and hit the road
The word is why I need a God
I need a God to impress
Get off my soul
So many nerds have we found them all
C A F F E I N E
Caffeine, caffeine
I don't want to find a new home
Caffeine, caffeine
C A F F E I N E
Caffeine, caffeine
They would prefer it if you lived off drugs
It's not a curable disease
Your sexuality confounded their world
Take off your Asian tag and hit the road
The word is why I need a God
I need a God to impress
Get off my soul
So many nerds have we found them all
C A F F E I N E
Caffeine, caffeine
I don't want to find a new home
Caffeine, caffeine
C A F F E I N E
Caffeine, caffeine
What is a home? what is a home?
Where is a home? what is home?
I don't know why I need a God
I need a God to impress
Confused my soul
So many words do we need them all
C A F F E I N E
Caffeine, caffeine
I don't want to find a new home
Caffeine, caffeine
C A F F E I N E
Caffeine, caffeine
I think I wanna find a new home
Caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine
Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine, caffeine
write this down
with hands that you can't hold still
as you shake and you wait for the thrill to fade
from first kiss to last chance we go
here's what we fell for tonight
it's adrenaline mixed with the memory
of your doorstep and goodnights
we write these lines
to make you weak at the knees
I'll tell you everything
to make you believe in me
we design these lives
to sweep you all off your feet
I'd tell you anything
to make you believe in me
close them tight,
and hit play on the slowest song you know
listen out for the part where it's boy meets girl
and the choir kicks in
i know you're nervous tonight
but it's nothing compared to the late nights spent
trading sleep in for skipped beats
I wanna live my way,
dont say its the wrong way,
but its mine.
just to become something,
to become someone this time.
[chorus]
now theres one way to say
we never wanted anything
but now there's one way to say
we never needed anything.
should we expect nine to five?
i dont want that life for me.
cause we deserve so much more
than be your best for and me.
[chorus] x2
[whispered chorus]
Maybe it's Karma
Maybe it's God who speaks
Changing my weather
And making me weep
I've conquered addictions
I do not lie
Leaving me wide open
I guess to be surprised
And I know that it's true
All the things that I do
Will eventually be recognized
But today I was kicked
And accused without cause
For actions that simply weren't mine
Where do I go from here
How do I move past
I seek the constant groove
That will out last
I display the true honesty
That I've always believed
Maybe I should now give it up
And build a wall around me... I can
'Cause I know that it's true
All the things that I do
Will eventually be recognized
But today I was kicked
And accused without cause
For actions that simply weren't mine
And I know that it's true
All the things that I do
Will eventually be recognized
But today I was kicked
And accused without cause
For actions that simply weren't mine
Maybe it's Karma
Maybe it's God who speaks
Changing my weather
And making me weep
I've conquered addictions
I do not lie
Leaving me wide open
Guess we're back, and this is how we'll start it
Back on track and we will never lose it
We won't wait, this is how it's gonna be
So sit down, you weren't paying attention
Feet on ground, this is our redemption
We won't wait, this is how it's gonna be
And I'm sorry that it's come to this
A weekend lost in promises
Tears clench through a fist again
And now summer seems so far away
If you could make it through the day
We'd stay the same and everyone would change
But I'm waiting, and it's painful
To watch you change from day to day and memories
But I'm waiting and I know you
I know you're right to watch the crime from far away
You're far away.
So we're back and this is how we'll start it
Back on track and we don't want to lose it
We won't wait, this is how it's gonna be
Some let go, leave it all behind you
Just let go, wanna help you through everything
That's the way it's gonna be
And I'm sorry that it's come to this
A weekend lost in promises
Tears clench through a fist again
And now summer seems so far away
If you could make it through the day
We'd stay the same and everyone would change
But I'm waiting, and it's painful
To watch you change from day to day and memories
But I'm waiting and I know you
I know you're right to watch the crime from far away
You're far away.
The clock is ticking on our lives
Want to make a difference in this life and
Live it right, live it right.
Still I'm waiting, and it's painful
To watch you change from day to day and memories
But I'm waiting and I know you
I know you're right to watch the crime from far away
You're far away.
You're far away.
Well I had a little trouble with my timetable
So I went on down to see my guidance counsellor
He told me that, I'd never make a dime, If I didn't wise up and make up my mind
"Now sit down son, and let me tell you a tale, about a boy who was smart, but he had to
fail, Well he got good grades, and he got into pot, now he's always high and his grades
are not"
He said to me, "Son, whatcha' gonna be?"
I said, "I'm gonna be a rock star, wait and see"
He said, "Now, son, You're going nowhere fast"
So I looked him in the face and said "KISS MY ASS!"
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
He said "Now boy, tell me seriously"
I said "Something in radio, maybe even TV"
He looked at me like I was something to see, and said "You'd be better off working
at KFC"
I said "I don't like the chicken, and I don't like you"
He said "Now, son, tell me something new...
I've seen a thousand kids, and they're all the same, they like rock music and they dream
of fame, they wanna play their music, and play it loud, well I'll tell ya now, get your
head outta the cloud"
He said "you look away 'cause you know it's true"
I said "No matter what, I'm better off than YOU!"
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You're gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
Berjalan di tepi pantai
Tertiup angin berhembus
Sejukkan hati damaikan diri
Melihat biru
Bersama tlah dilewati
Bersama tlah dijalani
Aku disini kan bersamamu
Tlah ikat janji
Reff :
Hidupku kan damaikan hatimu
Diriku kan slalu menjagamu
Izinkan ku slalu bersamamu
Kasihku padamu
Tlah kuberikan semua
Tlah kurasakan bersama
Sampai terhenti nafasku ini
I don't want to remember
What happened way back when
And I dont really care about
What's said on CNN
They fill our heads
With all this bad news
From day to day
It doesn't really matter what the TV says
I'm not really listening anyway
A man on the street will ask you
What change you can spare
But you know that underneath it all
And all these ragged clothes
He's really just a millionaire
Who lives in a mansion
By the water
With a fantastic view
You don't wanna give up just one damn quarter
Now he'll just have to make due
The little boy up the road... is going to be a big star
He's going to make it in the world
With a fake smile
And a cheap guitar
He's gonna play a song
For the queen and for the king
And you know one day
This little kid
Is going to write a song
An elf is mowing the lawn
And a duck is quacking
Pachyderms are really just fish
Number fives are laughing
Mullets grow beyond your lungs
Chicken fetus' don't rupture
When I send you into space
Word to your mother
God is eating pie once again
God is eating pie
God is eating pie once again
Delicious cocaine
An eyeball needs to be sharp
Shakin' bakin' Jamakin
The dog is too lazy to chew
Seven pushbrooms were taken
Smelly buttlers won't touch you bum
Elvis burns in hell
Boats in thimbuls aren't what they seem
Monkeys hide in a shell
God is eating cod once again
God is eating cod
God is eating cod once again
Delicious cocaine
Snoozy redevous at ninty-three, five
Wastepails lick the sofa
Albino peacocks turn into the crust
Never open a gopher
If a beaver dangles in a tree
Just go fly a snorkel
Bealzabub is always a square
Now I ride a Jorkel
God is eating God once again
God is eating God
God is eating God once again
God is eating God
I am eating God and I'm done
I am eating God
I am eating God and I'm done
Delicious cocaine
Mexican Dung Beetles
Ate the rabbi's change
Mexican Dung Beetles
Ate the rabbi's change
Mexican Dung Beetles
Ate the rabbi's change
Mexican Dung Beetles
[Intro / Chorus: Le-Le, (Caffeine)]
Hahahahah, c'mon, uhh
Reminisce, reminisce with me
(Grimey)
Come go with me
(So much shit in this ghetto)
so you can see the way that things they used to be
(Grimeys, uhh, grimeys)
in the ghetto, reminisce, reminisce with me
(Starsky, corruption, grimey)
Come go with me
(Nigga grew up fucked up and some)
so you can see the way that things they used to be
Yeahehyeah
I tak you back to reminisce on when the times was better
It was way before the cheddar
And niggas flossin big baguet-tas in their neck-lace
Ghetto wasn't so mellow at this time
Rewind and you'll find the year was '85...
We was dead broke, me and my brother and my mother
copped the one-room flat, no cover just a floor mat
The dresscode then was tuff skins and croker sacks
Hit the scene at 15 and then, copped me a sack
No joke, it seemed like then it was a crime to be broke
Watchin my people scuffle in the admist of gun smoke
Peer pressure got me fuckin bitches at lunch
then we're shakin them stunts to get high, blaze a blunt
Just to stay calm, I kept a pistol in my palm
just to breeze thru these concrete streets of Vietnam
Don't be alarmed, this fuckin world was built around a twist bit
Mama never told me there'll be days like this
Shall we reminisce...
[Chorus: Le-Le, (Caffeine)]
Reminisce, reminisce with me
Come go with me
(Can you think back with me huh?)
so you can see the way that things they used to be
(Can you think back to when you was in junior high?)
in the ghetto, reminisce, reminisce with me
(Uhh, high school, brought up in this shit)
Come go with me
(Them was the days baby)
so you can see the way that things they used to be
(Love em)
Yeahehyeah
And fuck the suburbs and the meadows, baby we can party in the ghetto
where niggas keep their weapons concealed, it's all real
What happened to Joe? He got smoked two weeks ago
Wouldnt've died if he kept his eyes in his own vehicle
You know how the game goes when you caught up in the struggle
and got two jobs to juggle, wish my father was here
to reminisce it with me, a fuckin shame
I guess I gotta charge it to the game, but shit ain't the same
as it use to be cos it use to be
you could smile to get wild in your own fuckin community
Block parties, street fights, kids flyin kites
Big wheels flyin down hills on dirt bikes
Fool what happened to the love? It used to be so lavish
But now niggas parish over bitches, weed and cabbage
Flashy habits, imported fabrics and plush tones
We need to leave that bullshit alone
Now can you think back with me, c'mon?
[Chorus: Le-Le, (Caffeine)]
Reminisce, reminisce with me
(Now can you think back?)
Come go with me
(So much shit in this ghetto)
so you can see the way that things they used to be
(Think back to when you used to play, play freeze tag)
in the ghetto, reminisce, reminisce with me
(Play tackle football in the middle of the street with all ya partners)
Come go with me
(Ha)
so you can see the way that things they used to be
(And then we, then we hit a lil', lil' girl scout down the street, ya
wanna)
Yeahehyeah (Play hide and go get in this shit?)
Reminisce, reminisce with me (Ha ha ha, uhh)
Come go with me
so you can see the way that things they used to be
(Sit on the porch all day)
in the ghetto, reminisce, reminisce with me
(Niggas steal for the weekend, y'knowhutImean? Sunshinin)
Come go with me
(Run lights)
so you can see the way that things they used to be
(We're here for the street lights, you know you, you know you gotta
be here for the streetlights)
Yeahehyeah
Reminisce, reminisce with me
(You know that shit)
Come go with me
(That's same shit that nigga's can't forget right)
so you can see the way that things they used to be
(Ain't nothin like the ghetto baby, uhh)
in the ghetto, reminisce, reminisce with me
(That's right)
Come go with me
(Niggas was raised in this shit, y'know)
so you can see the way that things they used to be
(Now niggas switchin for better thangs)
Yeahehyeah
Reminisce, reminisce with me
(Uh, better things, flashy rings)
Come go with me
so you can see the way that things they used to be
(Wit deez, they bet-ter, ha ha ha
in the ghetto, reminisce, reminisce with me
(Y'know, ha ha ha, flashy cars, big homes and shit)
Come go with me
so you can see the way that things they used to be
(Imported thangs, y'knowhutImean?)
Yeahehyeah
(More of them thangs we need, y'knowhutImean?)
Reminisce, reminisce with me
(Niggas ain't tryin to be greedy though, ha ha ha)
Come go with me
(I just spread the love with my partners, ha)
so you can see the way that things they used to be
(Y'know, that's how we do, nigga we're from the ghetto mayn)
in the ghetto
Reminisce
(yeah uhh)
(Skrilliano talkin to you baby, uhh)
(This how we usually do, this how we do now)
Reminisce
(All we do now is get money)
Can you find a home
In these cold eyes
I can't see the walls
Through all the flies
I don't have time
To feel the pain
Why should I feel?
I can't complain
Why should I care
What you get paid
Jesus Christ failed 6th Grade
Heeeeey
Timebombs tick in my skull
I can hear them all
Just beating away
Exploding in my brain
Dogs don't bark a lot
Soak in what you've got
So much to be taught
Your heads in a knot
Jesus Christ failed 6th Grade
Heeey
(Potatos in the dark
Pickles in the light
Cabbage on wheels
Drive around)
Don't eat straight from the pack
Escape with the drive
Speak for yourself
May take your pride
Jesus Christ failed 6th Grade
Heeey
Not quite going in reverse
Lasso down the universe
What you think of me is strange
Try too hard I'll never change
Dont you push me around
Or I'm gonna drag you down
Think that you can treat me like this
I'll never let you force me to do something that I did...
Doo da da dee dat
Doo da da dee dat
Doo da da dee dat
I had a dream
I had a dream that I was floating on a pink cloud with a maroon duck
When it asked me.....
And I looked up to the sky
and I saw a figure
It was small with shiny lights
And out of this, this little blue figure, with the small shining lights stepped a little
blue man, with a little blue flig- figure
And he said to me
"Do you believe?"
I said "I believe a lot of things
But I want to believe."
He said "Good"
Because Now I will take you on a journey
ON a journey to the wild side
and as I walked along the wild road
on this wild side walk
as i walked along this wild sidewalk
I met up with a man
A man they call "Dave"
Not quite going in reverse
Laso down the universe
What you think of me is strange
I try too hard, I'll never change
Don't you push me around
Or I'm gonna drag you down
Think that you can treat me like this?
I'll never let you force me to do something that I did...
Doo da da dee dat
Doo da da dee dat
Doo da da dee dat
As I walked on down the wild sidewalk and met up with the man they call "Dave"
The man they call dave said to me, he said to me, I can play my saxophone for you
And I can make, I can make you believe wonderous things, I can make you believe,
That I am Daniel, the drummer
And I can make you believe, I can make you believe that I am,
Levi the guitar player
And I can make you believe, I CAN MAKE YOU BELIEVE,
That I am Jason, the Bass
And then he looked at me with his cold eyes
He seemed to stare down into my soul
When he looked at me and said "I can show you something... magical"
I can sound like you.
Not quite going in reverse
Lasso down the universe
What you think of me is strange
I try too hard I'll never cahnge
Don't you push me around
Or I'm gonna take you down
Think that you can treat me like thisssss?
I'll never let you force me to do something that I did...
Doo da da dee dat
Doo da da dee dat
Doo da da dee dat
(MERT MORTON AKSUNA,OZGUR ERSIN,CEM ERGIN,CAN MISIRLIOGLU)
Just opened my eyes
to see what's left
and what is not
everything's in pieces
or that's what I think I see
something's dripping down my nose
or that's what I think I smell
stop crying my dear
it is your scream I hate to hear
I can't feel but I'm sure I will
this may not be real
not afraid of what I'll see
but afraid if there is
nothing at all to see
I can't feel but I'm sure I will
how about staying alive?
how about getting out?
how about getting back?
to the minute
INSTRUMENTAL: MUSIC BY CAFFEINE& ZEKI UNGOR
LYRICS BY MEHMET AKIF ERSOY
YAPILMASI LAZIM OLDUGU ICIN YAPTIK
(MERT MORTON AKSUNA,OZGUR ERSIN,CEM ERGIN,CAN MISIRLIOGLU)
Excuse me sir
I had a wonderful life
excuse me sir
nothing ever went wrong
excuse me sir
was my life fun to ruin
excuse me sir
think I was today's delight
Struck dumb by your voice
will it ever be the same?
trying was my only mistake
Excuse me sir
now that you are done
excuse me sir
will you see my bloody eyes?
excuse me sir
power made you cold and strong
excuse me sir
(MERT MORTON AKSUNA,OZGUR ERSIN,CEM ERGIN,CAN MISIRLIOGLU)
Where were you when times were tough
Where were you when I'd had enough
Were you there when I was down
I was there and I saw you frown
I was there when you were sad
And every little thing made you feel so bad
[Ooooh I was there]
Now I'm here at home
In this room with no doors
And the walls are closing in
And I feel so alone
[I feel so alone]
Got to break free
[I feel so alone]
From this ball and chain
[I feel so alone, so alone]
From this ball and chain
Where were you when times were tough
Where were you when I had enough
Where you there when I was down
I was there and I saw you frown
I was there when you were sad
And every little thing make you feel so bad
[Ooooh I was there]
Now I'm here at home
In this room with no doors
The walls are closing in
And I feel so alone
[I feel so alone]
Got to break free
[I feel so alone]
From this ball and chain
[I feel so alone, so alone]
From this ball and chain
Now I'm here at home
In this room with no doors
Now the walls are closing in
And I feel so alone
[I feel so alone]
Got to break free
[I feel so alone]
From this ball and chain
[I feel so alone, so alone]
From this ball and chain
[I feel so alone]
[I feel so alone]
From this ball and chain
[I feel so alone, so alone]
Now let me tell you 'bout a friend of mine
Well he came into town on a long wide pony
And he road into town
And he thought he could make a dime
By working at the local mac's milk
So he went on downtown and decided he would make a job
and make some money
Then all of a sudden his little pony broke down
And he no longer had a little pony to drive
Dont go downtown
Gonna go downtown
He's going downtown
Where's he going downtown?
He's a going downtown
Gonna go downtown
So now let me tell you 'bout another little friend of mine
He goes by the name of Joseph
But we dont know what he really goes by
So we sent him down the road and we gave him
a little time to think about himself
And then he got into his car
And he'd just turned 18
So he went on down to the local piercing shop
And he decided he would get a piercing down where
nobody would see the piercing
So he got the piercing down there where nobody
would see the piercing
And then the piercing got in the way
And oh downtown
The piercing downtown
Go downtownDont go downtown
Gonna go downtown
He's going downtown
Where's he going downtown?
He's a going downtown
Gonna go downtown
Going downtown
Go downtown
He's a going downtown
Oh bring it home boys
And we're going downtown
Gonna see the boys downtown
Oh bring it home boys
Come on now
Bring it downtown
Gonna go downtown
Gettin' downtown
Somebody hang up the phone
I gotta go downtown
i gotta hang up the phone because I'm going downtown
I tell ya you better stop hitting those pots and pans boy
I tell ya what if you dont stop hitting those damn pots and pans
All this porn's distracting me
Trying to drive but all I see
Is 1-800 I'm a man and I'm a woman too
I found it in an old backpack
Tons and Tons I found a stack
Of pages that I could not pull apart
No Girls, No problem
No Girls, No problem
Claims that they are all 18
Though actually 40 or 14
All fake blonds who've got fake boobs
And use some funky flashy word
To claim the girl will eat your turd
And do some funky stuff that I cannot say
Theres no problem with that
Theres no problem that theres no girls
No girls, No problem
No girls, No problem
It's almost time to go record
Three more songs
But we're all floored
'Cause all that we can do
Is look at porn
No problem, No girls
No girls, No problem
No girls, No problem
No girls, No problem
No girls, No problem
No girls, No problem
