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The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137

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Duration: 10:37
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to br...

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The Onion Reviews 'Gravity'

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Duration: 3:35
Updated: 03 Oct 2013

The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Gravity' in this week's Film Standard. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion

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Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

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Duration: 3:10
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay...

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Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation

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Duration: 2:24
Updated: 14 Aug 2013

Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down. More coverage at:...

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FAA Shocked They Made Lead Story Of This Week's Onion Review

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Duration: 2:56
Updated: 01 Nov 2013

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Centers for Disease Contraction urges Americans to suck doorknobs, a suburban mom wows her family with her most androgynous look yet, and a Red Sox fan dedicates the garbage can he is lighting on fire to the Boston Marathon victims. It's the week of November 1, 2013. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/

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Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought - Onion Talks - Ep. 6

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Duration: 3:37
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

The world's most successful companies know that social media is a powerful marketing tool, and Cameron Hughes knows how to make social marketing even more ef...

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ONE OK ROCK--ONION!【和訳・歌詞付き】

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Duration: 3:17
Updated: 17 Aug 2013

たまねぎの和訳・歌詞付きです。次回は「人生×僕＝」の中から歌詞付きを予定しています。

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The Onion Looks Back At 'Jaws'

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Duration: 2:42
Updated: 20 Sep 2013

The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at the 1975 thriller 'Jaws' in this week's Film Standard. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion

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The Onion Looks Back At 'The Wizard Of Oz'

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Duration: 2:38
Updated: 18 Aug 2013

For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Ronsenthal examines 'The Wizard of Oz' in this week's Film Standard S...

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The Onion Voter's Guide To Mitt Romney

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Duration: 4:10
Updated: 17 Aug 2013

Your pathetic, statistically meaningless vote is more important than ever this year. To help you make the right choice, we present The Onion's guide to GOP c...

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U.S. Border Patrol Increases Staff By Hiring Cheap Immigrant Labor

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Duration: 2:54
Updated: 17 Aug 2013

Red Roof Inn announces its new Suicidal Suite, the FBI can't bring themselves to bust a guy torrenting every season of 'Picket Fences,' and zoo visitors watc...

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New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug Transforms Food Into Monstrous Hallucinations

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Duration: 1:55
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

Season 2 Preview - Watch The Onion On TV Tues 10/4 at 10/9c only on IFC. New diet pill, Hallucex, yields tremendous results in curbing appetite by tricking p...

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The Onion's Tips For Fall Fashion

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Duration: 1:43
Updated: 05 Nov 2013

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Here are The Onion's tips for staying stylish this fall. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/

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Study: Average Person Becomes Unhinged Psychotic When Alone In Own House

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Duration: 1:45
Updated: 06 Sep 2013

Citing a range of behavior that experts could only describe as "profoundly disturbed," a new study released by Cornell University's psychology department Thursday revealed that most otherwise normal people transform into complete psychotics when alone in the confines of their own homes. Full Report: http://onion.com/19pLwNj Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion

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Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography

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Duration: 1:14
Updated: 11 Aug 2013

Apple is working hard to move streets, buildings, and natural features of the Earth itself to be consistent with their heavily criticized Maps software. Subs...

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The Onion Looks Back At 'The Shining'

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Duration: 3:41
Updated: 31 Oct 2013

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at the horror classic 'The Shining' in this week's Film Standard Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/

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New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick

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Duration: 1:55
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Tech Trends looks at the new Samsung Apex, a wearable computing device that streams videos into one eye...

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The Onion Reviews '12 Years A Slave'

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Duration: 2:27
Updated: 18 Oct 2013

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews '12 Years A Slave' in this week's Film Standard. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/

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Athlete Overcomes Rape (Onion SportsDome)

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Duration: 2:31
Updated: 16 Aug 2013

I was a staff writer on the Onion's show "SportsDome" which aired on Comedy Central in 2011. This is one of the stories we did--full credit to David Iscoe (t...

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The Power Of Selling Out: Your Customers As Political Capital - Onion Talks - Ep. 9

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Duration: 3:46
Updated: 16 Aug 2013

Nathan Eslinger has spent his career designing cutting-edge websites, like his extremely popular photo sharing platform Ripple. While advertising can produce...

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The Onion Reviews 'Lee Daniels' The Butler'

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Duration: 2:43
Updated: 20 Aug 2013

The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Lee Daniels' The Butler' in this week's Film Standard For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/vi...

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The Onion Voter's Guide To Barack Obama

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Duration: 4:23
Updated: 17 Jul 2013

Election Day is fast approaching. To help you prepare, here now is The Onion's in-depth voter's guide to Democratic candidate Barack Obama. Watch The Onion V...

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How to Make a Blooming Onion | Outback Steakhouse Inspired | Get the Dish

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Duration: 4:56
Updated: 13 Sep 2013

It's hard to hold back whenever you see those blooming onions that resemble flower petals at Outback Steakhouse and other classic restaurants. The good news is that you can make them yourself right at home. And the great news: the mouthwatering, crispy-on-the-outside, soft-on-the-inside snack is way easier to cook than you'd think. Watch the video to learn how — you'll be a blooming onion expert in no time! — then print out the recipe. Subscribe to POPSUGAR Food! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?src_vid=wNSZWHtiGek&add;_user=popsugartvyum Visit our website for more easy recipes and cooking tips! http://www.yumsugar.com Are we friends yet? Join us on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/POPSUGARFood Get the latest updates via Twitter! https://twitter.com/#!/POPSUGARFood

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The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137

The Onion Reviews 'Gravity'

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation

FAA Shocked They Made Lead Story Of This Week's Onion Review

Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought - Onion Talks - Ep. 6

ONE OK ROCK--ONION!【和訳・歌詞付き】

The Onion Looks Back At 'Jaws'

The Onion Looks Back At 'The Wizard Of Oz'

The Onion Voter's Guide To Mitt Romney

U.S. Border Patrol Increases Staff By Hiring Cheap Immigrant Labor

New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug Transforms Food Into Monstrous Hallucinations

The Onion's Tips For Fall Fashion

Study: Average Person Becomes Unhinged Psychotic When Alone In Own House

Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography

The Onion Looks Back At 'The Shining'

New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick

The Onion Reviews '12 Years A Slave'