Channels (2008)

Actors

• Edward Asner (actor)
• Taylor Negron (actor)
• Joan Van Ark (actress)
• Claire Doré (miscellaneous crew)
• John Kassir (actor)
• Kira Willoughby (miscellaneous crew)
• Kira Willoughby (miscellaneous crew)
• Stephen R. Hudis (actor)
• Gil Glasgow (actor)
• Richard Partlow (actor)
• Ron Bissland (miscellaneous crew)
• Herb Linsey (actor)
• Cali T. Rossen (actress)
• Herb Linsey (producer)
• Nat Christian (director)

Genres

• Romance

Taglines:

If you believe in something strong enough, it can be real.

AmericanEast (2008)

Actors

• Alfre Woodard (actress)
• Bob Corff (miscellaneous crew)
• Ray Wise (actor)
• Tony Plana (actor)
• Warner Loughlin (miscellaneous crew)
• Tony Shalhoub (actor)
• Tony Shalhoub (producer)
• Anant Singh (producer)
• Erick Avari (actor)
• Tim Guinee (actor)
• Sayed Badreya (actor)
• Sayed Badreya (writer)
• Sayed Badreya (writer)
• Brandon Blake (miscellaneous crew)
• Fahmi Farahat (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Drama

Mr. Woodcock (2007)

Actors

• Susan Sarandon (actress)
• Billy Bob Thornton (actor)
• Marc C. Geschwind (miscellaneous crew)
• Amy Poehler (actress)
• Melissa Leo (actress)
• Karen Golden (miscellaneous crew)
• M.C. Gainey (actor)
• Tyra Banks (actress)
• Kurt Fuller (actor)
• Toby Emmerich (producer)
• Daniel Villagomez (miscellaneous crew)
• Andrew Matthews (miscellaneous crew)
• Seann William Scott (actor)
• Archie Hahn (actor)
• Raymond Bulinski (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Romance
• Sport

Taglines:

Letting Go Of Your Past Is Hard... Especially When It's Dating Your Mom.
You thought your family was nuts
Everyone takes P.E. Few survive.

Quotes:

Maggie Hoffman: [to the flight attendant] Could I get a real bottle, please? I'm an alcoholic, not a Barbie doll.

John Farley: Lets go, Woodcock.::Mr. Woodcock: You must like getting spanked, Farley. I guess it runs in the family.

John Farley: [quietly to Woodcock, as he seems stunned] Are you okay?::John Farley: [loudly] RHETORICAL QUESTION, WOODCOCK!::[slams him in the back with a chair]

Mr. Woodcock: [after Farley flips Mr. Woodcock in hospital bed] One pothole in this entire town Farley... and you've managed to find it.

Mr. Woodcock: I don't do 'Sorry'.::John Farley: What?::Mr. Woodcock: Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups... and I'm neither one.

Maggie Hoffman: Look, I don't care if your granny is on fire.::Maggie Hoffman: This is Oprah! She farts on a book and it magically sells a million copies.

Nedderman: What's next, the Hitler Calzone?

John Farley: You have a father?::Mr. Woodcock: Of course I have a father, Farley, I'm not Jesus.

Mr. Woodcock: S-s-s-set of ten!

Mr. Woodcock: You're going to find out there are alot more important things to know than the capital of Montana. Nedderman, what's the capital of Montana?::Young Nedderman: Helena?::Mr. Woodcock: Who cares? Go run a lap!

MaxiDoodles: Behind the Makeup (2006)

Actors

• Matt Winston (actor)
• Jim Rash (actor)
• Mary Jo Smith (producer)
• Mary Jo Smith (actress)
• Robert Cymbal (actor)
• Dan Kinsella (actor)
• Bronston Jones (writer)
• Bronston Jones (producer)
• Bronston Jones (actor)
• Bronston Jones (director)
• Amy Smallman (actress)
• Jeff Drake (actor)
• Dave Doré (composer)
• Michael Cerminara (actor)
• Jamen Nanthakumar (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Never Die Alone (2004)

Actors

• Tommy 'Tiny' Lister (actor)
• Clifton Powell (actor)
• David Arquette (actor)
• Edward R. Pressman (producer)
• Ian M. Stratford (miscellaneous crew)
• Henry Gibson (actor)
• Art Evans (actor)
• Aisha Tyler (actress)
• Chris Miller (producer)
• DMX (actor)
• DMX (producer)
• Jeffrey Shepherd (miscellaneous crew)
• Jim McCarthy (miscellaneous crew)
• Ernest R. Dickerson (director)
• Jeff 'Doc' Porter (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Action
• Crime
• Drama
• Thriller

Taglines:

No king rules forever.

Quotes:

Blue: [after beating and robbing the man in apartment] Don't worry man, I'll leave you enough to buy a pack of Newports...

King David: We reap what we sow, that's what the bible says. Payback's a muthafucka, I think James Brown said that. Same shit, we all know the story... or at least we pretend that we do...

Michael: What the fuck is a white boy like you doin' uptown in a dead man's car?

King David: You miss me?::Jasper: Ain't nobody ever missed a rattlesnake, so why would anybody miss *you?*

King David: How old are you?::Ella: [scoffs] Old *enough*.

Ham & Cheese (2004)

Actors

• Ron Sparks (actor)
• Dave Foley (actor)
• Scott Thompson (actor)
• Boyd Banks (actor)
• Jason Jones (writer)
• Jason Jones (producer)
• Jason Jones (actor)
• Polly Shannon (actress)
• Dwayne Hill (actor)
• Robert Tinkler (actor)
• Ellen-Ray Hennessy (actress)
• Von Flores (actor)
• Christian Potenza (actor)
• Mike Beaver (writer)
• Mike Beaver (producer)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Two Actors, One Dream. Zero Talent

Quotes:

Damien: HAVE YOU EVER LIVED?

Richard Wolanski: Ahh... I'm Fonzie!

Katie Reed: We're going to be in a play together! [hugs Richard]::Richard Wolanski: Ya!::Katie Reed: Maybe you should take a shower and change your clothes...::Richard Wolanski: Why?::Katie Reed: [gestures at his upper body] It's all stinky here

Barry Goodson: When it pours, it rains.

Beth Goodson: [upon learning her husband Barry just arbitrarily quit his telemarketing job] I mean God Barry, at least we could count on those two hundred dollars evert two weeks to buy your acting supplies... now I'm going to have to pay for them too?::Barry Goodson: Hey - enough about YOU. This affects ME.

Barry Goodson: [out of work, broke, eating cereal] Now I don't know why they say eat this stuff with milk, 'cos- ah, it tastes just fine with water.

Richard Wolanski: Ya, no - cos when I'm up there accepting my Macadiby Award, they're going to be, like, "How? You're so good - how did you get so good? Who taught you?" and of course then, I'll tell them - ...::Tom Brennemen: You're not good Richard. You're not.::Richard Wolanski: - -you're... the one... huh?::Tom Brennemen: You're not, uh - good.

Floyd: Get your cock off my knee.

Floyd: [trying to direct Barry how to deliver his lines] So you're on the phone, ok? Uh-huh. uh-huh - An elementary school teacher impregnanted by a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah - Got it?::Barry Goodson: [Barry in the take] Uh-huh. uh-huh? Mm-hmm - An elementary school teacher impregnanted by a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Barry Goodson: Comedy. Is all, about.................................... timing.

You Know My Name (1999)

Actors

• Lawrence Shragge (composer)
• James Gammon (actor)
• R. Lee Ermey (actor)
• Sam Elliott (actor)
• Sam Elliott (producer)
• Bob Bedard (miscellaneous crew)
• Sheila McCarthy (actress)
• Timothy Webber (actor)
• James Wilberger (miscellaneous crew)
• Muse Watson (actor)
• Wendy Partridge (costume designer)
• Alex Diakun (actor)
• Arliss Howard (actor)
• Andrew Gottlieb (producer)
• Johann Benét (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Western

Wag the Dog (1997)

Actors

• Robert De Niro (actor)
• Robert De Niro (producer)
• Willie Nelson (actor)
• Dustin Hoffman (actor)
• Jay Leno (actor)
• William H. Macy (actor)
• Denis Leary (actor)
• Woody Harrelson (actor)
• Barry Levinson (director)
• Barry Levinson (producer)
• James Belushi (actor)
• Dale Dye (miscellaneous crew)
• Andrea Martin (actress)
• Kirsten Dunst (actress)
• David Koechner (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama

Taglines:

A Hollywood producer. A Washington spin-doctor. When they get together, they can make you believe anything.
A comedy about truth, justice and other special effects.
Why does a dog wag its tail? Because a dog is smarter than its tail. If the tail were smarter, the tail would wag the dog.

Quotes:

Tracy Lime: What would they do to me if I did tell someone about this?::Conrad 'Connie' Brean: They could come to your house in the middle of the night and kill you.

Stanley Motss: The President will be a hero. He brought peace.::Conrad 'Connie' Brean: But there was never a war.::Stanley Motss: All the greater accomplishment.

Conrad 'Connie' Brean: A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

Stanley Motss: When it's cooking, it's cooking.

Conrad 'Connie' Brean: What's the thing people remember about the Gulf War? A bomb falling down a chimney. Let me tell you something: I was in the building where we filmed that with a 10-inch model made out of Legos.::Stanley Motss: Is that true?::Conrad 'Connie' Brean: Who the hell's to say?

Stanley Motss: It's okay, he's not dead. [gunshot] Uh, strike that.

[after discovering that their "hero" is actaully a convict]::Winifred Ames: What did he do?::Stanley Motss: He raped a nun...::Winifred Ames: Oh, God. Oh, God. Jes - Oh, God!::Stanley Motss: And...::Winifred Ames: "And"? I don't want to know an "and". Why is there an "and"?::Stanley Motss: Look, look, look, look, look. He's fine as long as he gets his medication...::Winifred Ames: And if he doesn't get his medications?::Stanley Motss: He's not fine.

Winifred Ames: Why Albania?::Conrad 'Connie' Brean: Why not?::Winifred Ames: What have they done to us?::Conrad 'Connie' Brean: What have they done FOR us? What do you know about them?::Winifred Ames: Nothing.::Conrad 'Connie' Brean: See? They keep to themselves. Shifty. Untrustable.

[Commissioned to write a propaganda song about war with Albania]::Johnny Dean: Albania's hard to rhyme.

Stanley Motss: It's all, you know, thinking ahead thinking ahead.::Conrad 'Connie' Brean: It's like being a plumber.::Stanley Motss: Yea, it's like a plumber: do your job right and nobody should notice. But when you fuck it up, everything gets full of shit.

For Hope (1996)

Actors

• John Ritter (actor)
• Xander Berkeley (actor)
• Dana Delany (actress)
• Babs Chula (actress)
• Bob Saget (director)
• Harold Gould (actor)
• Bob Saget (producer)
• Peter Kelamis (actor)
• Hiro Kanagawa (actor)
• Jim Byrnes (actor)
• Rae Dawn Chong (actress)
• Polly Bergen (actress)
• Louie Anderson (actor)
• Henry Czerny (actor)
• Peter Scolari (actor)

Genres

• Drama

The Tattoo Chase (1989)

Actors

• Michael Gregory (actor)
• Johan Kruger (miscellaneous crew)
• Charles Comyn (actor)
• John Lesley (actor)
• Liam Cundill (actor)
• Lionel A. Ephraim (producer)
• Annabel Linder (actress)
• Val Donald-Bell (actress)
• Robert Schroeder (composer)
• George Korelin (actor)
• Gary Ford (actor)
• Beryl Gresak (actress)
• Irene Stephanou (actress)
• Billy Second (actress)
• Chris Davies (producer)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy

Taglines:

The chase is on ... in the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious treasure hunt ever!

Calvo, A.D. Filmography

• Snow White
  2014, role: director
• Snow White
  2014, role: writer
• Snow White
  2014, role: producer
• The Midnight Game
  2013, role: producer
• The Midnight Game
  2013, role: writer
• The Midnight Game
  2013, role: director
• House of Dust
  2012, role: producer
• House of Dust
  2012, role: director
• House of Dust
  2012, role: writer
• House of Dust
  2012, role: writer
• The Melancholy Fantastic
  2011, role: director
• The Melancholy Fantastic
  2011, role: writer
• The Melancholy Fantastic
  2011, role: producer
• Irrefutable
  2009, role: writer
• The Other Side of the Tracks
  2008, role: producer
• The Other Side of the Tracks
  2008, role: director
• The Other Side of the Tracks
  2008, role: editor
• The Other Side of the Tracks
  2008, role: writer
• Castro in Central Park
  2007, role: director
• Castro in Central Park
  2007, role: producer
• Castro in Central Park
  2007, role: editor
• Nine Lives
  2006, role: editor
• Hillary's Bust
  2006, role: editor
• Hillary's Bust
  2006, role: producer
• Nine Lives
  2006, role: producer
• Nine Lives
  2006, role: writer
• Hillary's Bust
  2006, role: director
• Nine Lives
  2006, role: director
• Wish You Were Here
  2005, role: editor
• Hypnogothic
  2005, role: producer
• The Several Severed Heads of Daniel Edwards
  2005, role: producer
• Wish You Were Here
  2005, role: producer
• Hypnogothic
  2005, role: writer
• Hypnogothic
  2005, role: director
• The Several Severed Heads of Daniel Edwards
  2005, role: director
• Wish You Were Here
  2005, role: director
• Hypnogothic
  2005, role: editor
• The Several Severed Heads of Daniel Edwards
  2005, role: editor
• Sitter
  2004, role: editor
• Sitter
  2004, role: writer
• Sitter
  2004, role: producer
• Sitter
  2004, role: director

Miles, A.D. Filmography

• Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
  2012, role: actor
• Studio Tour: Universal Studios Hollywood
  2011, role: actor , character name: Desk Clerk
• Saturday Night Live Presents: Sports All-Stars
  2010, role: director
• Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach
  2009, role: actor , character name: Steve Pimble
• Hot Sluts
  2009, role: writer
• Saturday Night Live Sports Extra '09
  2009, role: director
• Saturday Night Live Sports Extra '09
  2009, role: miscellaneous crew
• Speed Freaks
  2008, role: actor , character name: Timmy
• Speed Freaks
  2008, role: writer
• Horrible People
  2008, role: writer
• Role Models
  2008, role: actor , character name: Martin
• The Ten
  2007, role: actor , character name: Oliver Jennings
• Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Event for Autism Education
  2006, role: producer
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Saturday TV Funhouse
  2006, role: director
• The Pleasure of Your Company
  2006, role: actor , character name: Bill
• The Baxter
  2005, role: actor , character name: Bar Baxter #1
• Mr. Friendly Cone
  2004, role: actor
• The Wrong Coast
  2004, role: actor , character name: Various Celebrity Voices
• Uptown Girls
  2003, role: actor , character name: Phone Rep
• Stella Shorts 1998-2002
  2002, role: actor , character name: Pilgrim
• Stella Shorts 1998-2002
  2002, role: actor , character name: Fisher
• Fourwarned: A Barbershop Odyssey
  2002, role: actor , character name: Miles
• Contest Searchlight
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Porn 'n Chicken
  2002, role: writer
• Stella Shorts 1998-2002
  2002, role: actor , character name: Terrorist
• Stella Shorts 1998-2002
  2002, role: actor , character name: Softball Player
• Stella Shorts 1998-2002
  2002, role: actor , character name: Robert
• Wet Hot American Summer
  2001, role: actor , character name: Gary
• The Believer
  2001, role: actor , character name: Guy Danielsen
• Thirteen Conversations About One Thing
  2001, role: actor , character name: Co-Worker
• Girl Go Boom
  2000, role: writer
• Girl Go Boom
  2000, role: actor , character name: Ricky
• Bamboozled
  2000, role: actor , character name: Aaron
• Endsville
  2000, role: actor , character name: Internet Kid
• When Stars Fall
  1999, role: actor , character name: Goose

Blake, A.D. Filmography

• Sunnyside
  1919, role: actor , character name: Small Role
• Shoulder Arms
  1918, role: actor , character name: Soldier
• A Dog's Life
  1918, role: actor , character name: Man in Dance Hall
• Jerry on the Railroad
  1917, role: actor
• The Yellow Girl
  1916, role: actor
• A Knight of the Range
  1916, role: actor , character name: Nick
• Discontent
  1916, role: actor
• The Heiress at Coffee Dan's
  1916, role: actor , character name: Slim Magee
• The Trap
  1916, role: actor
• Where Are My Children?
  1916, role: actor , character name: Roger - Mrs. Walton's Brother
• The Children in the House
  1916, role: actor , character name: Gaffey
• The Father of Her Child
  1916, role: actor
• Promissory Notes
  1915, role: actor
• Hypocrites
  1915, role: actor , character name: Undetermined Role
• The Awakening of Patsy
  1915, role: actor
• A Western Romance
  1913, role: writer
• A Cure for Carelessness
  1913, role: actor